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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Party Escort Beans Laboratories - Buy an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device}}
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Please print the following, this is an essential part of the buying process:
Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process:
 
475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans
<br />
H47E8F121G4H55Z8Z7B272D64F42G452 To: Subject #14826724227226927
<br />
B497P41LDM418PER4565DF112FE24856
<br />
CD407698251402PO4RT426AL5454GF41
<br />
21G18F42GH54GH2G7ER51F152F414F47
 
3138462D42757920636F64652D72656465656D2D4865726F6C6F61642D4F766572343246382D31382D313478313431
 
B-FR-18-27R-42 Output:
 
'''Subject #14826724227226927''' buying '''Product #14722842182276242B1827'''
 
B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input:
 
CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan
 
buy_process:delete//createoutput:delete_data
 
:You are currently buying an [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD|Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device]].
 
<small>We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:
 
* Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
* Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
* Burning for no reason
 
Aperture Science is not responsible for any [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/Turret Problems|trouble involving Sentry Turrets]].</small>
 
<big>Price: '''2.00$'''</big>
 
<small>Click [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/ARPCD/PriceInfo|here]] for more information.</small>
 
<small>Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.</small>
 
There are a few rules to follow before using this device:
 
# This device is '''very dangerous'''. Use it at '''your own risk'''.
# Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!
 
Please note that gravity '''can''' be turned into waffles when using this device.
 
=== Buy Device ===
 
Are you sure you want to buy the device?
 
[[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD/Confirm|'''Yes''']] [[User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Party Escort Beans Laboratories|No]]

Latest revision as of 18:23, 8 April 2015


Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process:

475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans
H47E8F121G4H55Z8Z7B272D64F42G452 To: Subject #14826724227226927
B497P41LDM418PER4565DF112FE24856
CD407698251402PO4RT426AL5454GF41
21G18F42GH54GH2G7ER51F152F414F47

3138462D42757920636F64652D72656465656D2D4865726F6C6F61642D4F766572343246382D31382D313478313431

B-FR-18-27R-42 Output:

Subject #14826724227226927 buying Product #14722842182276242B1827

B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input:

CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan

buy_process:delete//createoutput:delete_data

You are currently buying an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device.

We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:

  • Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
  • Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
  • Burning for no reason

Aperture Science is not responsible for any trouble involving Sentry Turrets.

Price: 2.00$

Click here for more information.

Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.

There are a few rules to follow before using this device:

  1. This device is very dangerous. Use it at your own risk.
  2. Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!

Please note that gravity can be turned into waffles when using this device.

Buy Device

Are you sure you want to buy the device?

Yes No

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