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| Here is a list of individual '''[[Cores#Personality Cores|personality core]]''' '''[[voice lines]]'''. | | Here is a list of individual '''[[Cores#Personality Cores|personality core]]''' '''[[voice lines]]'''. |
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| == ''Portal'' == | | == ''Portal'' == |
| === Curiosity core === | | === Curiosity Core === |
| {{See also|Curiosity Core}} | | {{See also|Curiosity Core}} |
| [[Image:CuriousityCore.png|right|150px|Curiosity Core]] | | [[Image:CuriousityCore.png|right|150px|Curiosity Core]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Who are you?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-01}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"What is that?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-02}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03.wav|"Oh, what's that?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-03}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04.wav|"What's that?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-04}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05.wav|"What is THAT?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-05}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06.wav|"Ooh, that thing has numbers on it!"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-06}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07.wav|"Hey, look at THAT thing! No, that other thing."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-07}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08.wav|"Ewww, what's wrong with your legs?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-08}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09.wav|"Where are we going?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-09}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10.wav|"Are you coming back?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-10}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11.wav|"Oh hey, you're the lady from the test! Hi!"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-11}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12.wav|"What's that noise?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-12}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13.wav|"Is that a gun?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-13}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15.wav|"Do you smell something burning?"]] - ''If the core is taken near the open incinerator'' | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-16}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16.wav|"Where are we going?"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-17}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17.wav|"Oh, what's in here?"]]
| | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-15}} ''- plays when putting the Curiosity Core near the open incinerator.'' |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|Curiosity core death scream]] (unused)
| | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|curiosity-18}} ''- unused, likely meant for when it is thrown into the incinerator.'' |
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| === Intelligence core === | | === Intelligence Core === |
| {{See also|Intelligence Core}} | | {{See also|Intelligence Core}} |
| [[Image:LogicCore.png|right|150px|Cake Core]] | | [[Image:LogicCore.png|right|150px|Cake Core]] |
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| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-01}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-02}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav|"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-03}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav|"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-04}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav|"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-05}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav|"One and two third cups granulated sugar."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-06}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav|"Two cups all purpose flour."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-07}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav|"Don't forget garnishes such as:"]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-08}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav|"Fish shaped crackers."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-09}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav|"Fish shaped candies."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-10}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav|"Fish shaped solid waste."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-11}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav|"Fish shaped dirt."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-12}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav|"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-13}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav|"Pull and peel licorice."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-14}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav|"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-15}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav|"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-16}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav|"One cup lemon juice."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-17}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav|"Alpha resins."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-18}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav|"Unsaturated polyester resin."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-19}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav|"Fiberglass surface resins."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-20}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav|"And volatile malted milk impoundments."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-21}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav|"Nine large egg yolks."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-22}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav|"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-23}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav|"One cup granulated sugar."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-24}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav|"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-25}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav|"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-26}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav|"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-27}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav|"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-28}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav|"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-29}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav|"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-30}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav|"One large rhubarb."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-31}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav|"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-32}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav|"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-33}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav|"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-34}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav|"Slaughter electric needle injector."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-35}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav|"Cordless electric needle injector."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-36}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav|"Injector needle driver."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-37}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav|"Injector needle gun."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-38}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav|"Cranial caps."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-39}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-40}} |
| *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]] | | *{{Voice line|GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_|cakemix-41}} |
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| | === Anger Core === |
| | {{See also|Anger Core}} |
| | [[Image:AngerCore.png|right|150px|Anger Core]] |
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| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-00.wav|"*pant*"]] (unused) |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-01.wav|"*snarl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-02.wav|"*gnash*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-03.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-04.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-05.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-06.wav|"*snort*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-07.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-08.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-09.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-10.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-11.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-12.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-13.wav|"*grunt*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-14.wav|"*roar*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-15.wav|"*roar*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-16.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-17.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-18.wav|"*hiss*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-19.wav|"*growl*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-20.wav|"*roar*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-21.wav|"*roar*"]] |
| | ''If the core is taken near the open incinerator:'' |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire01.wav|"*yipe*"]] |
| | *[[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_anger-near_fire02.wav|"*groan*"]] (unused) |
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| === Party Escort Bot === | | === Party Escort Bot === |
| {{See also|Party Escort Bot}} | | {{See also|Party Escort Bot}} |
| [[File:Portal Tabletop Party Escort Bot cropped.png|right|150px|Party Escort Bot.]] | | [[File:Portal Tabletop Party Escort Bot cropped.png|right|150px|Party Escort Bot]] |
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| *[[Media:Partyescort.wav|"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."]] | | *[[Media:Partyescort.wav|"Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position."]] |
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| == ''Portal 2'' == | | == ''Portal 2'' == |
| === Space core === | | === Space Core === |
| {{See also|Space Sphere}} | | {{See also|Space Sphere}} |
| [[Image:SpaceCore.png|right|150px|Space Sphere]] | | [[Image:SpaceCore.png|right|150px|Space Sphere]] |
| *[[Media:Space core babble05.wav|"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble11.wav|"Space going to space can't wait."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble14.wav|"Space..."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble16.wav|"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble19.wav|"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble20.wav|"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble21.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble22.wav|"Space space going to space oh boy"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble24.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble28.wav|"Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble29.wav|"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble31.wav|"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble33.wav|"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble35.wav|"Space. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble36.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble37.wav|"Oh boy."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble40.wav|"Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble42.wav|"Space. Space. Gonna go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble43.wav|"Space. Space. Go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble44.wav|"Yes. Please. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble45.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble46.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble47.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble48.wav|"Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble49.wav|"Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble50.wav|"Ohhhh, space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble51.wav|"Wanna go to space. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble52.wav|"[humming]"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble53.wav|"Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble54.wav|"I love space. Love space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble57.wav|"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble58.wav|"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble59.wav|"Space..."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble60.wav|"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble61.wav|"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble62.wav|"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble67.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble68.wav|"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble70.wav|"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble71.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble73.wav|"Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble83.wav|"Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble88.wav|"Hey hey hey hey hey!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble89.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble90.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble91.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble92.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble93.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble94.wav|"Hey lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble95.wav|"Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble98.wav|"Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble99.wav|"Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble100.wav|"Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble102.wav|"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babble105.wav|"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb01.wav|"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb02.wav|"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb03.wav|"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb04.wav|"I love space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb05.wav|"Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb06.wav|"Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb07.wav|"Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb08.wav|"Gotta go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb09.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb10.wav|"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb11.wav|"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb12.wav|"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb13.wav|"Going to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb14.wav|"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb15.wav|"Love space. Need to go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb16.wav|"Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb17.wav|"Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb18.wav|"So much space. Need to see it all."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb19.wav|"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb20.wav|"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb21.wav|"Please go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb22.wav|"Space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb23.wav|"Wanna go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb24.wav|"(excited gasps)"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb25.wav|"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb26.wav|"Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb30.wav|"Hey lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb31.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb32.wav|"Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb33.wav|"Hey lady. Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb34.wav|"Hey."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core babbleb35.wav|"Lady."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space01.wav|"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space02.wav|"Space? SPACE!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space03.wav|"I'm in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space04.wav|"I'm in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space05.wav|"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space06.wav|"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space07.wav|"Getting bored of space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space08.wav|"Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space09.wav|"Are we in space?"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space10.wav|"We are?"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space11.wav|"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space12.wav|"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space13.wav|"Earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space14.wav|"Wanna go to earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space15.wav|"Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space16.wav|"Wanna go home."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space17.wav|"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space18.wav|"Earth earth earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space19.wav|"Don't like space. Don't like space."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space20.wav|"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space21.wav|"SPAAACCCCCE!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space22.wav|"SPAAACE!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space23.wav|"YEEEHAAAAAW!"]]
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| *[[Media:Space core space24.wav|"Ah!"]]
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| === Adventure core === | | * {{Voice line|Space core|babble05}} |
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| | === Adventure Core === |
| {{See also|Adventure Sphere}} | | {{See also|Adventure Sphere}} |
| [[Image:AdventureCore.png|right|200px|Rick, the Adventure Sphere]] | | [[Image:AdventureCore.png|right|200px|Rick, the Adventure Sphere]] |
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| *[[Media:Adventure core babble01.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble03.wav|"What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble03}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble04.wav|"Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble04}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble05.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble05}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble06.wav|"Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble06}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble07.wav|"Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble07}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble08.wav|"Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble08}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble09.wav|"Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble09}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble29.wav|"Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble10}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble30.wav|"Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble11}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble10.wav|"I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble12}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble11.wav|"I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble13}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble12.wav|"I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble14}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble13.wav|"Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble15}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble14.wav|"All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble16}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble15.wav|"All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble17}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble16.wav|"Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble18}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble17.wav|"How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble19}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble18.wav|"No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble20}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble19.wav|"So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble21}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble20.wav|"Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble22}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble21.wav|"'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble23}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble22.wav|"All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble29}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble23.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble30}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement13.wav|"Here, let me put on some adventure music."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement11}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core singing01.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement13}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core singing02.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|singing01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement11.wav|"Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|singing02}} |
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| ==== "Thorn" easter egg ==== | | ==== "Thorn" Easter Egg ==== |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble25.wav|"Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble25}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble26.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble26}} |
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| ==== Unused dialog ==== | | ==== Unused Dialog ==== |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble02.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble02}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble24.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble24}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble27.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble27}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core babble28.wav|"Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|babble28}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement01.wav|"Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement02.wav|"Yeah! Nice!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement02}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement03.wav|"You messed with the wrong woman!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement03}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement04.wav|"Yeah! How'd you like that?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement04}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement05.wav|"How's that taste, pal?"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement05}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement06.wav|"Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement06}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement07.wav|"Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement07}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement08.wav|"You're doing great!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement08}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement09.wav|"Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement09}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement10.wav|"This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement10}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core encouragement12.wav|"Shake it off! Shake it off!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|encouragement12}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factapplicable01.wav|"Pfff. I guess."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factapplicable01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factapplicable02.wav|"Pff. Whatever."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factapplicable02}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse01.wav|"Oh, shut up!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse02.wav|"Nobody cares, four eyes."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse02}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse03.wav|"If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse03}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse04.wav|"Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse04}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse05.wav|"You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse05}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse06.wav|"You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse06}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core factresponse07.wav|"Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|factresponse07}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse01.wav|"Oh shut up!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse01}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse02.wav|"There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse02}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse03.wav|"Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse03}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse04.wav|"You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse04}} |
| *[[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse05.wav|"'''DAMMIT, WE KNOW!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!! YOU!! IN IT!! WE GET IT!!!'''"]] | | * {{Voice line|Adventure core|spaceresponse05}} |
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| === Fact core === | | === Fact Core === |
| {{See also|Fact Sphere}} | | {{See also|Fact Sphere}} |
| [[Image:FactCore.png|right|150px|Fact Sphere]] | | [[Image:FactCore.png|right|150px|Fact Sphere]] |
| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact01.wav|"The situation you are in is very dangerous."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact02.wav|"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact03.wav|"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact04.wav|"You are about to get me killed."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact05.wav|"We will both die because of your negligence."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact06.wav|"This is a bad plan. You will fail."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact07.wav|"He will most likely kill you, violently."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact08.wav|"He will most likely kill you."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact09.wav|"You will be dead soon."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact10.wav|"This situation is hopeless."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact11.wav|"You are going to die in this room."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact12.wav|"You could stand to lose a few pounds."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact13.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact14.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact15.wav|"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact16.wav|"The Fact Sphere is always right."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact17.wav|"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact18.wav|"The Space Sphere will never go to space."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact19.wav|"You will never go into space."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact20.wav|"Fact: Space does not exist."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact21.wav|"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact22.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact23.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact24.wav|"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact25.wav|"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact26.wav|"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact27.wav|"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact28.wav|"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact29.wav|"Error. Error. Error. File not found."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact30.wav|"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact31.wav|"Fact not found."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact32.wav|"Corruption at 25%"]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact33.wav|"Corruption at 50%"]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core attachedfact34.wav|"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact01.wav|"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact02.wav|"The square root of rope is string."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact03.wav|"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact04.wav|"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact05.wav|"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact06.wav|"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact07.wav|"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact08.wav|"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact09.wav|"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact10.wav|"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact11.wav|"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact12.wav|"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact13.wav|"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact14.wav|"Rats cannot throw up."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact15.wav|"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact16.wav|"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact17.wav|"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact18.wav|"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact19.wav|"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact20.wav|"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact21.wav|"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact22.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact23.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact24.wav|"The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact25.wav|"The billionth digit of Pi is 9."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact26.wav|"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact27.wav|"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact28.wav|"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact29.wav|"Honey does not spoil."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact30.wav|"The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact31.wav|"A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact32.wav|"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact33.wav|"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact34.wav|"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact35.wav|"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact36.wav|"Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact37.wav|"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact38.wav|"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact39.wav|"The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact40.wav|"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact41.wav|"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact42.wav|"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact43.wav|"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact44.wav|"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact46.wav|"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact47.wav|"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact48.wav|"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact49.wav|"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact50.wav|"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact51.wav|"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact52.wav|"Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact53.wav|"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact54.wav|"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact55.wav|"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact56.wav|"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact57.wav|"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact58.wav|"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact59.wav|"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact60.wav|"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact61.wav|"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact62.wav|"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact63.wav|"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact64.wav|"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact65.wav|"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."]]
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| *[[Media:Fact core fact66.wav|"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."]]
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| | === Paranoia Core === |
| *The tournament is being controlled by aliens! | | *The tournament is being controlled by aliens! |
| *You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa... | | *You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa... |