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{{Game infobox
| appid = 234710
| free = no
| game-name-override = Poker Night 2
| boxart-image = Pokernight2boxart.jpg|300px
| developer = *Telltale Games
| publisher = 
*Telltale Games
| released = 
*Xbox Live
**Worldwide: April 24, 2013
*Steam:
**<sup>Steam</sup> April 26, 2013
*PlayStation Network:
**NA April 30, 2013
**EU May 1, 2013
| genre = Card Game
| ratings = *ESRB: M
}}
{{Quotation|'''GLaDOS'''|Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore.}}

'''Poker Night 2''' is a poker video game developed by Telltale Games. It is the sequel to ''Poker Night at the Inventory'', which used poker players from various franchises. 

== Gameplay ==

Like its predecessor, Poker Night 2 is a poker simulation game. Four players in addition to the player include Sam and Max, Brock Samson from ''The Venture Bros.'', Ash Williams from ''The Evil Dead'', and Claptrap from ''Borderlands''. [[GLaDOS]] takes on the role as the dealer. Throughout the game, the characters will engage in conversation, with GLaDOS carrying on the dark humor she uses in ''Portal 2''.

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== Dialogue ==
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:'''GLaDOS''': Good evening. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Bad news is you all failed miserably. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. (Departs)

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:'''Ash''': You're killing me here, GLaDOS.
:'''GLaDOS''': If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. And irony.

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:'''GLaDOS''': It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. (Beat) Math is fun, don't you think?

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:'''GLaDOS''': (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers down)
:'''Sam''': You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.
:'''Brock''': Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.
:'''Claptrap''': Is this about her DRAM fetish? 'Cause I'm totally cool with that.
:'''Brock''': Not even close. The way I hear it, when GLaDOS was plugged in, she went coo-coo bananas and wiped out the scientists that created her. 
:'''Sam''': You'd be amazed how many robots do that.
:'''Brock''': And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches. 
:'''Claptrap''': What can I say? My boo loves her science.
:'''GLaDOS''': (powers up) False alarm, everyone. The explosions turned out to be implosions; which are much easier to contain. Did I miss anything?
:'''All''': (negatory remarks)

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:'''GLaDOS''': Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400. 

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:'''GLaDOS''': Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. It was an... illuminating experiment.
:'''Ash''': You made that up just for the pun, didn't you?
:'''GLaDOS''': Maybe. Say cheese. (flashes camera)

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:'''GLaDOS''': Brock Sampson has been eliminated.
:'''Brock''': This is a joke, right?
:'''GLaDOS''': I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one: What's yellow and black and red all over? 
:'''Brock''': What?
:'''GLaDOS''': Brock Sampson if he doesn't leave this table.
:'''Brock''': Uhh... good one.

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:'''GLaDOS''': Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore.

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:'''GLaDOS''': Actually, I think that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. I'll see if I can isolate it.
:'''Brock''': No bother, it's morse code. D... R... I... N...
:'''GLaDOS''': K. M. O. R. E. B. 
:'''Brock''': A... N... A... N... G...
:'''Ash''': Drink more Banang. Huh.
:'''GLaDOS''': Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department.

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:'''GLaDOS''': It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh, well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the drain. 

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:'''GLaDOS''': The robot from Pandora is out of chips.
:'''Claptrap''': Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?
:'''GLaDOS''': Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center. (softly) Hee, hee.
:'''Claptrap''': Rats!

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:'''GLaDOS''': Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.
:'''Claptrap''': Why can't I get cards like that?
:'''GLaDOS''': Because you're a moron.
:'''Claptrap''': Well, I'd like a second opinion on that.
:'''Brock''': It's true. You're a moron.

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:'''GLaDOS''': I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. A steroid freak with rage issues. A horny robot. A half-witted cripple. And a dog. And even then you needed luck to win. Lots and lots of luck. I wonder what you'd do in less... favorable.. conditions. (turrets drop down) Just kidding. I would never kill you in public. 
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