Cave Johnson voice lines: Difference between revisions

== 70's ==

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_intro16.wav|"Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science - you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate Hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--"]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_intro02.wav|"Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, 'Cave, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?'"]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_intro14.wav|"So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_intro15.wav|"Anyway, don't smudge up the glass down there. In fact, why don't you just go ahead and not touch anything unless it's test related."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_a_intro01.wav|"The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_a_intro02.wav|"Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?"]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_a_complete06.wav|"Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're gonna (tape sped up) change the world!"]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_a_complete05.wav|"This on? [thump thump] Hey. Listen up down there. That thing's called an elevator. Not a bathroom."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_b_complete01.wav|"If you're interested in an additional sixty dollars, flag down a test associate and let 'em know. You could walk out of here with a hundred and twenty weighing down your bindle if  you let us take you apart, put some science stuff in you, then put you back together good as new."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_b_complete03.wav|"In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: All you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_test_b_complete04.wav|"So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_outro01.wav|"Thank you -  I can't believe I'm thanking these people  - for staggering your way through Aperture Science's propulsion gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_outro02.wav|"If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building."]]

*[[Media:Cave Johnson seventies_intro07.wav|"For many of you, I realize 60 dollars is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on... I don't know. Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?"]]

== 80's ==