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*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro04.wav|"[cough] As a result, you may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things left to wrap up, though."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro04.wav|"[cough] As a result, you may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things left to wrap up, though."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro07.wav|"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro07.wav|"The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro08.wav|"And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."]] | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro10.wav|"Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let's all stay positive and do some science."]] | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro12.wav|"That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro12.wav|"That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro09.wav|"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro09.wav|"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro11.wav|"Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! [cough]"]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro11.wav|"Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! [cough]"]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro02.wav|"The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now."]] | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro05.wav|"Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place."]] | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro06.wav|"Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro06.wav|"Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro07.wav|"Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care."]] | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro08.wav|"Allright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro08.wav|"Allright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk."]] | ||