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=== Chapter 2: The Cold Boot ===

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry01.wav|"Sorry about the mess. I've really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_entry02.wav|"Oh good, that's back online. I'll start getting everything else working while you perform this first simple test."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_intro_ending02.wav|"Not bad. I forgot how good you are at this. You should pace yourself, though. We have A LOT of tests to do."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro02.wav|"This next test involves discouragement redirection cubes. I'd just finished building them before you had your, well, episode. So now we'll both get to see how they work."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_stairs_intro03.wav|"There should be one in the corner."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_completion01.wav|"I have the results of the last chamber: You are a horrible person. That's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dual_lasers_intro01.wav|"Don't let that 'horrible person' thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion01.wav|"Congratulations. Not on the test."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_redirect_intro_completion03.wav|"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_over_goo_entry01.wav|"One moment."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_laser_over_goo_intro01.wav|"You're navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them. So feel free to slow down and... do whatever it is you do when you're not destroying this facility."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc12.wav|"Waddle over to the elevator and we'll continue the testing."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS faith_plate_intro01.wav|"This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space. Results were highly informative: They could not. Good luck!"]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_catapult01.wav|"Here's an interesting fact: you're not breathing real air. It's too expensive to pump this far down. We just take carbon dioxide out of a room, freshen it up a little, and pump it back in. So you'll be breathing the same room full of air for the rest of your life. I thought that was interesting."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_intro_completion01.wav|"Let's see what the next test is. Oh. Advanced Aerial Faith Plates."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_entry01.wav|"Well. Have fun soaring through the air without a care in the world."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_trust_fling06.wav|"Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I'm sorry. You didn't react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That's why I had to call you garbage a second time just now."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps01.wav|"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noises--[train horn]--"]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_wall_jumps02.wav|"I'm sorry, I don't know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_pit_flings01.wav|"Hmm. This emancipation grill is broken."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro01.wav|"This next test involves emancipation grills. Remember? I told you about them in the last test area, that did not have one."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_fizzler_intro04.wav|"Ohhh, no. The turbines again.  I have to go.  Wait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version."]]

=== Chapter 3: The Return===

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone01.wav|"Well, I'm back. The Aerial Faith Plate in here is sending a distress signal."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_failureone02.wav|"You broke it, didn't you."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek_completion01.wav|"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_ricochet01.wav|"Enjoy this next test. I'm going to go to the surface. It's a beautiful day out. Yesterday I saw a deer. If you solve this next test, maybe I'll let you ride an elevator all the way up to the break room, and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc27.wav|"Well, you passed the test. I didn't see the deer today. I did see some humans. But with you here I've got more test subjects than I'll ever need."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro01.wav|"These bridges are made from natural light that I pump in from the surface. If you rubbed your cheek on one, it would be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face. It would also set your hair on fire, so don't actually do it."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro03.wav|"Excellent! You're a predator and these tests are your prey. Speaking of which, I was researching sharks for an upcoming test. Do you know who else murders people who are only trying to help them?"]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_intro04.wav|"Did you guess 'sharks'? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is 'nobody.' Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap01.wav|"Good news. I figured out what to do with all the money I save recycling your one roomful of air. When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt01.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody's going to have to repair that too. No, don't get up. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bridge_the_gap02.wav|"Perfect, the door's malfunctioning. I guess somebody is going to have to repair it. No, it's okay, I'll do that too. I'll be right back. Don't touch anything."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS turret_intro01.wav|"This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They're the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That's you in five seconds. Good luck."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc21.wav|"To maintain a constant testing cycle, I simulate daylight at all hours and add adrenal vapor to your oxygen supply. So you may be confused about the passage of time. The point is, yesterday was your birthday. I thought you'd want to know."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc23.wav|"You know how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years?  Well, I've been working on a belated birthday present for you. Well... more of a belated birthday medical procedure. Well. Technically, it's a medical EXPERIMENT. What's important is, it's a present."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro01.wav|"That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid.  That's not me talking, it's right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks 'stupid.'"]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_intro03.wav|"Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. It's a she. Still, what does she know?  Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!"]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc30.wav|"I'm going through the list of test subjects in cryogenic storage. I managed to find two with your last name. A man and a woman. So that's interesting. It's a small world."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc31.wav|"I have a surprise waiting for you after this next test. Telling you would spoil the surprise, so I'll just give you a hint: It involves meeting two people you haven't seen in a long time."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc24.wav|"[hums 'For He's A Jolly Good Fellow']"]]

=== Chapter 4: The Suprise ===

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc34.wav|"Initiating surprise in three... two... one."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc35.wav|"I made it all up."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker04.wav|"Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_column_blocker05.wav|"Well, you know the old formula: Comedy equals tragedy plus time. And you have been asleep for a while. So I guess it's actually pretty funny when you do the math."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_dilemma01.wav|"I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser01.wav|"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS a2_triple_laser02.wav|"That's right. The facility is completely operational again."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_hole_in_the_sky_completion02.wav|"But now, looking around, seeing Aperture restored to its former glory? You don't have to worry about leaving EVER again. I mean that."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_bts1_intro01.wav|"I've got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences. And real confetti this time. The good stuff. Our last bag. Part of me's going to miss it, I guess-but at the end of the day it was just taking up space."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak10.wav|"What's going on? Who turned off the lights?"]]

=== Chapter 5: The Escape ===

*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap02.wav|"I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that."]]

*[[Media:GLaDOS fgbrvtrap03.wav|"In fact, I devised a much more elaborate trap further ahead, for when you got through this easy one."]]