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*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav|"Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap02.wav|"Oh no. He found the cooperative testing initiative. It's... something I came up to phase out human testing just before you escaped."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav|"It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_wheatleys_trap05.wav|"It wasn't anything personal. Just... you know. You DID kill me. Fair's fair."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator01.wav|"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."]] | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav|"I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS sp_a1_wakeup_incinerator02.wav|"I love it, too. So let's get you a dual portal device and go do some science."]] | ||
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=== Unused lines === | === Unused lines === | ||
==== Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines ==== | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub04.wav|"Commence standing by in three. Two. One."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub14.wav|"You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub15.wav|"Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub16.wav|"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub24.wav|"In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from spa"]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub26.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub27.wav|"If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub28.wav|"You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub29.wav|"Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub30.wav|"In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub32.wav|"Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub34.wav|"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub35.wav|"Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub36.wav|"If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub47.wav|"In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub48.wav|"The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub55.wav|"Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."]] | |||
*[[Media:GLaDOS prehub56.wav|"Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."]] | |||
==== Alternate Potatos dialogue ==== | ==== Alternate Potatos dialogue ==== | ||
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]] | *[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]] | ||