144
edits
Cave Johnson voice lines: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
→Conversation with GLaDOS: So people don't have to look at both pages.
(→1982) |
(→Conversation with GLaDOS: So people don't have to look at both pages.) |
||
| Line 289: | Line 289: | ||
=== Conversation with GLaDOS === | === Conversation with GLaDOS === | ||
''GLaDOS lines in italics'' | |||
*"Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science." | *"Greetings, friend. It's Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science." | ||
*"Down here! [pause] On the floor." | *"Down here! [pause] On the floor." | ||
| Line 294: | Line 295: | ||
*"Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit." | *"Alone. On a dirty floor. In an abandoned room. At the bottom of a pit." | ||
*"My life is torture, please kill me." | *"My life is torture, please kill me." | ||
*''We don't have time for this.'' | |||
*"Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?" | *"Hold on. Is that you, Caroline?" | ||
''Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT.'' | |||
*"You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?" | *"You were my assistant! The heart and soul of Aperture Science! You don't remember?" | ||
''No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T.'' | |||
*"See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first. Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me." | *"See, the science boys invented me a machine to house my consciousness in. But that sounded DANGEROUS, so I volunteered you to go first. Like a food taster, except with your soul! [chuckling] Guess they must've found a use for you after all. Oh! Which reminds me. I do need you both to kill me." | ||
''Sure.'' | |||
*"Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up." | *"Come on, be a sport and kill me. All you gotta do is pick me up." | ||
*"Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out. " | ''I said we'll do it.'' | ||
*"Plug's in the back of me. Give me a good pull, it should pop right out." | |||
''If you don't unplug him, I will.'' | |||
*"Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane." | *"Now, before you say no, I want you to remember that I've lived a full life. Also, if this helps seal the deal, livin' in a computer this long's made me crazy. That's right: I am insane." | ||
''Maybe we can stand on him to climb up'' | |||
*"Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of God. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave." | *"Wait. I suppose tellin' you I'm not in my right mind could sway you to not unplugging me. Let me round back on the important parts: in a computer. Ceaseless torture. Monster in the eyes of God. So why don't you get on over here and unplug ol' Cave." | ||
''Mister Johnson? You need to shut up.'' | |||
*"Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'." | *"Ho ho! I can feel myself shuttin' down. Man, this is excitin'." | ||
*"Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign." | *"Oh! Room's gettin' dark. That's a good sign." | ||
''Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses.'' | |||
*"I'm comin' for you, Caroline!" | *"I'm comin' for you, Caroline!" | ||
*"Ten–four!" | *"Ten–four!" | ||
*"Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!" | *"Here I go! The great beyond! Valhalla, home of Hercules! I can hear them winged chariots thunderin' over now!" | ||
*"Thank you, Caroline." | *"Thank you, Caroline." | ||
''I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again.'' | |||
*"Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah."<ref> | *"Alright! Too much jawin', not enough dyin'. Here I go! Ah."<ref> | ||
[[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut]]</ref> | [[Media:Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.txt|Glados_scenetable_include_manual_act3.nut]]</ref> | ||