Portal 2 All Voice Lines

Here is all voice lines of portal 2.  In Progress

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

Relaxation Chamber

• Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -fifty- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
• Announcer: "You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]"
• Announcer: "Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]"
• Announcer: "Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
• Announcer: "There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."
• Announcer: "This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"
• Announcer: "You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"
• Announcer: " Good. Now please return to your bed."

• Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -nine nine nine nine nine... nine ni (continues repeating behind the following:)- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should vacate the Enrichment Center immediately. Any test subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in extended relaxation, for the duration of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish-language version of this message, feel free to take a complimentary piece of stationary from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck." (The latter part is overlaid with Wheatley's speech.)

Before Opening The Door

• Wheatley: "Hello? Anyone in there?"
• Wheatley: "Helloooo?"
• Wheatley: "Are you going to open the door? At any time?"
• Wheatley: "Hello? Can y--no?"
• Wheatley: "Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent."
• Wheatley: "Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?"
• Wheatley: "[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um..."
• Wheatley: "Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE."
• Wheatley: "Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte."
  • Wheatley: "Hello!"
  • Wheatley: "Helloooooooooooo!"
  • Wheatley: "Go on!"
  • Wheatley: "Open the door!"
  • Wheatley: "Hello!"

Wake-Up Call

• Wheatley: "HA! I knew someone was alive in here." Line plays upon door open but is interrupted after "HA!" by the next line, when Wheatley sees Chell.
• Wheatley: "AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually."
• Wheatley: "Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow."
• Announcer: " Please prepare for emergency evacuation."
• Wheatley: "Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here."
• Wheatley: "Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you."

• Wheatley: "You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?"
• Wheatley: "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."
• Wheatley: "But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."
• Wheatley: "Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'."
• Wheatley: "Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'"
  • Wheatley: "Simple word. 'Apple'."
  • Wheatley: "Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple."
  • Wheatley: "Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee."
  • Wheatley: "Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'."
  • Wheatley: "How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'."
• Wheatley: "Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight."
• Announcer: " All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."

Container Ride

• Wheatley: "Okay, look, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in pretty hot water here."
• Wheatley: "How you doing down there? You still holding on?"
• Wheatley: "The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects."
• Wheatley: "Hold on! This is a bit tricky!"
• Wheatley: "And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?"
• Wheatley: "Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?"
• Wheatley: "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?"
• Wheatley: "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..."
• Wheatley: "Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!"
• Wheatley: "And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"
• Wheatley: "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one..."
• Wheatley: "Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead."
• Wheatley: "Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..."
• Wheatley: "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!"
• Wheatley: "Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!"
• Wheatley: "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead."
  • Wheatley: "Alright, off you go!"
  • Wheatley: "Go on. Just... March on through that hole."
  • Wheatley: "Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead."
  • Wheatley: "I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die."
  • Wheatley: "So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything."
  • Wheatley: "Go on."
  • Wheatley: "On ya go."
  • Wheatley: "Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on."

• Wheatley: "That's the spirit!"
• Wheatley: "Good luck!"