Merchandise

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Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye. Click to listen — GLaDOS

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Since the release of Portal 2, various pieces of merchandise – such as mousepads, posters, and clothing – have been made available for purchase through the Portal catalog of the Valve Store. Most of the merchandise depicts the various characters, logos, and equipment found throughout the Portal universe.

The Valve Store Logo

List of Merchandise

Accessories

Aperture Knitted Scarf	Aperture Water Bottle
Snuggable Companion Cube Plush	Catch Me Mousepad
Portal 2 Wheatley Plush Key Chain	Turret Water Bottle
Huggable Companion Cube	Classic Aperture Logo Mug
Wheatley Plush	Companion Cube Poem Mousepad
Portal Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag	Companion Cube Wallet

Apparel

Jacket - Programmer	Jacket - Engineer
Jacket - Scientist Womens

Prints

Portal 2 Tribute	Terminal Velocity
Aperture Crest	Chell's Cake
Porting	There is No Escape
The Cake is a Fabrication	Catch Me
Companion Cube Poem	Portal 2 Game Print

Discontinued merchandise

Discontinued accessories

Aperture 1940s Pint Glass Aperture 1940s Pint Glass   Test Chamber Sticker Sheet Test Chamber Sticker Sheet   Underground Vinyl Sticker Sheet Underground Vinyl Sticker Sheet   Lithograph - Approaching Wheatley Lithograph - Approaching Wheatley   Lithograph - Destroyed GLaDOS Lithograph - Destroyed GLaDOS   Lithograph - 70's Style Movie Poster Lithograph - 70's Style Movie Poster   Portal 2 Chell Portal 2 Chell   Aperture Laboratories Aperture Laboratories   Aperture's Requiem Aperture's Requiem   Portal Intro Study Portal Intro Study   Co-op Bot Poster Co-op Bot Poster   Portal 2 Collector's Edition Guide Portal 2 Collector's Edition Guide   Aperture Cell Phone Case (Black on White) Aperture Cell Phone Case (Black on White)   Aperture Cell Phone Case (White on Black) Aperture Cell Phone Case (White on Black)   Inflatable Space Core Inflatable Space Core   Aperture 1970s Vinyl Decal Aperture 1970s Vinyl Decal   Aperture iPad Sleeve Aperture iPad Sleeve   Companion Cube Inflactable Ottoman Companion Cube Inflactable Ottoman   Original WCC Key Chain Plush Original WCC Key Chain Plush   Aperture Lanyard Aperture Lanyard   P-BODY ACTION FIGURE 7" P-BODY ACTION FIGURE 7"

Discontinued apparel

Blue T-shirt Blue T-shirt   Test Chamber Sign Hoodie Test Chamber Sign Hoodie   P-body T-shirt P-body T-shirt   Chell Graffiti Unisex T-shirt Chell Graffiti Unisex T-shirt   Lab Rat T-shirt Lab Rat T-shirt   Aperture 1940s Logo T-Shirt Aperture 1940s Logo T-Shirt   Three Turret Moon T-Shirt Three Turret Moon T-Shirt   Turret Schematic T-Shirt Turret Schematic T-Shirt   Women Aperture 1940s T-Shirt Women Aperture 1940s T-Shirt   Appear Infographic T-Shirt Appear Infographic T-Shirt   Atlas T-Shirt Atlas T-Shirt   Aperture 1970s Logo T-Shirt Aperture 1970s Logo T-Shirt   Aperture Track Jacket Aperture Track Jacket   Women Aperture Tank Top Women Aperture Tank Top   Chell Graffiti Womens T-shirt Chell Graffiti Womens T-shirt   Space Core T-Shirt Space Core T-Shirt   GLaDOS T-Shirt GLaDOS T-Shirt   Aperture Athletic Shirt Aperture Athletic Shirt   Aperture Athletic Shirt - Womens Aperture Athletic Shirt - Womens   Device Manual T-Shirt - Womens Device Manual T-Shirt - Womens   Aperture Logo Hooded Sweatshirt (zip) Aperture Logo Hooded Sweatshirt (zip)   Companion Cube Tube Fit and Flare Dress Companion Cube Tube Fit and Flare Dress

Discontinued prints

Extra Earth Outsourcing Initiative Print Extra Earth Outsourcing Initiative Print   Aperture Product Catalog Print Aperture Product Catalog Print   Aperture Design Center Print Aperture Design Center Print   Lithograph - Thermal Discouragement Beam Lithograph - Thermal Discouragement Beam   Lithograph - Animal King Lithograph - Animal King   Underground Poster Kit Underground Poster Kit   1970s Mannequin 1970s Mannequin   1980s Four Office 1980s Four Office   1980s Boss Robot 1980s Boss Robot   1940s Aperture Signs 1940s Aperture Signs   Courage is Not Absence of Fear Poster Courage is Not Absence of Fear Poster   Not Never But Now Poster Not Never But Now Poster   Aperture Laboratories Cake Poster Aperture Laboratories Cake Poster