Triscuitable's Portalling Profile

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Basic Information
Type:	Programmer
Gender:	Male
Age:	Somewhere Between 1 and 100
Portal
Contact information
Steam Page:	http://steamcommunity.com/id/Triscuitable

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I am a ginger, and not a flamer, though you could get the two mixed up. Don't mispronounce my username, the correct pronunciation is "Triss-kit-uh-bowl". Say it nice and smoothly. Rolls off the tongue. Like a combustible lemon. — Triscuitable

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About Me

I'm Triscuitable, the half Irish, half Scottish, half German ginger. (Yes, I'm 1 1/2 parts human.) I reside in a home in a small town, with my parents, as I am currently attending highschool. (Don't judge me!) I have a little sister, two cats, a dog, and I live within biking distance of Valve's main building. I plan on someday honing my skills to a point where I can bake an angel food cake for those guys, and possibly get it featured in one of their games. That's not exactly a great dream, but if I can't get a cake featured in one of their properties, then I'll somehow get hired by them. Also openly asexual. I'm above the closet's doorframe, as I like to call it. I'm not one of those guys.

The following text you just read was ripped straight from my TF2 Wiki profile, so nothing new here! ... I love Portal? That's not new either, because I have a big profile here! Aw, what the heck, stay a while and listen... err... Read the stuff I have yet to add!

I Brag About This Stuff

This user is a member of the Official Team Fortress Wiki This user eats a hardy breakfast of Wheatley's every morning

This breuker is Scottish, an naebody shoud think ithergates! This user is American, Pardner!

This user enjoys Portal: Still Alive. This user enjoys Portal.