User:Jerry
| Jerry | |||
| Occupation | Previously a nanobot superior in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, now a helper of the Portal Wiki | ||
| Hobby | Hate crime | ||
| Country of origin | Presumably Poland | ||
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| “ | Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!
— Wheatley
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| “ | Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.
— Cave Johnson
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Welcome to my user page! When you're here, it usually means trouble, so don't hesitate and head over to the talk page! If you're the stalking type though, here's a bit about me!
Who is this unfunny guy?
Well, if you took a look at the giant table to your left... uh, sorry, right, you could tell that I like hate crime. No, I don't. I only got it there for comedic relief and get another obscure reference up. Eh, don't mind me, please.
You already know that I can communicate in English too, and that is right. I'll be translating the Portal wiki to Polish, and we'll see what will happen. May this site get a view boost or anything? Doubt it, but worth a try!
As a big fan of Portal 2, I'd like to treat this as a chance to find out more about the heroes and get my English skills on a better level. It's very convenient when you think about it! (I think so.)
Anyway, enough about me. Let's get to work!
Translations complete
Polish name in brackets.
- Portals (Portale)
- Atlas
- Portal [Unfinished]