User:Jerry

Jerry
Occupation	Previously a nanobot superior in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, now a helper of the Portal Wiki
Hobby	Hate crime
Country of origin	Presumably Poland
Loads of stuff!
This user is a Portal Unnoficial Wiki translator!
This user reads the Portal Wiki with Spoilers on.
This user wants Portal.
This user owns Portal 2.
This user translates Portal and Portal 2 to Polish.
en-3 This user has advanced knowledge of English.
pl Polski jest językiem ojczystym tego użytkownika.
This user is polish robot drinking vodka!

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Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer! Click to listen — Wheatley

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Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive. Click to listen — Cave Johnson

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Welcome to my user page! When you're here, it usually means trouble, so don't hesitate and head over to the talk page! If you're the stalking type though, here's a bit about me!

Who is this unfunny guy?

Well, if you took a look at the giant table to your left... uh, sorry, right, you could tell that I like hate crime. No, I don't. I only got it there for comedic relief and get another obscure reference up. Eh, don't mind me, please.

You already know that I can communicate in English too, and that is right. I'll be translating the Portal wiki to Polish, and we'll see what will happen. May this site get a view boost or anything? Doubt it, but worth a try!

As a big fan of Portal 2, I'd like to treat this as a chance to find out more about the heroes and get my English skills on a better level. It's very convenient when you think about it! (I think so.)

Anyway, enough about me. Let's get to work!

Translations complete

Polish name in brackets.

• Portals (Portale)
• Atlas