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'''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program. | '''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program. | ||
[''Stick figures on a conveyor belt from an Aperture shipment truck are handed retail box copies of ''Portal''.] | [''Stick figures on a conveyor belt from an Aperture shipment truck are handed retail box copies of ''Portal''.''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws: | '''GLaDOS''': Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws: | ||
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'''GLaDOS''': Weights, | '''GLaDOS''': Weights, | ||
[''A Weighted Companion Cube from ''Portal'' falls on a subject''] | [''A [[Weighted Companion Cube]] from ''Portal'' falls on a subject''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Depths, | '''GLaDOS''': Depths, | ||
[''A subject | [''A subject sinks into a tub of [[goo]]''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Bullets, | '''GLaDOS''': Bullets, | ||
[''A subject is shot by two turrets''] | [''A subject is shot by two [[turrets]]''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': And fire. | '''GLaDOS''': And fire. | ||
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[''A subject ignites''] | [''A subject ignites''] | ||
[''An office desk assembles, and a stick-figure appears and sits on | [''An office desk with a chair and a computer assembles, and a stick-figure appears and sits on the chair.''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free! | '''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free! | ||
[''The stick figure loads the program, which shows a clip from the ''Portal'' teaser. The stick-figure cheerfully puts its arms up while a speech bubble appears with a green $ dollar symbol overlaid with a red "no" symbol.''] | [''The stick figure loads the program on the computer, which shows a clip from the ''Portal'' teaser. The stick-figure cheerfully puts its arms up while a speech bubble appears with a green $ dollar symbol overlaid with a red "no" symbol.''] | ||
[''The stick figure is moved up in a vertical bar graph while spinning on the chair. Zoom out to show the entire graph. The stick-figure falls off the bar along with the chair as the view zooms back out to the meeting room.''] | [''The stick figure is moved up in a vertical bar graph while spinning on the chair. Zoom out to show the entire graph. The stick-figure falls off the bar along with the chair as the view zooms back out to the meeting room.''] | ||