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**I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who never did anything more brave than read a big book – except for [[Greg]] who fought a bear once, but he’s not the point here – that sounds like what they'd call "projection”.  
**I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who never did anything more brave than read a big book – except for [[Greg]] who fought a bear once, but he’s not the point here – that sounds like what they'd call "projection”.  
*'''Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Not you,''' son ''("test subject" in-game)'', '''you're doing fine. Yes, you. Fired. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.''' Caroline, follow him out. Make sure he doesn’t cry all over the carpet.
*'''Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Not you,''' son ''("test subject" in-game)'', '''you're doing fine. Yes, you. Fired. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.''' Caroline, follow him out. Make sure he doesn’t cry all over the carpet.
*'''See, some of the lab boys told me it might be better to let ‘em do their science on their own. But here at Aperture Science, we work together as a team! And by team, I mean working together to do what*I say! These facilities stand on the shoulders of one great man. And his lovely assistant.'''
*'''Congratulations!''' You made it through. '''The simple fact that you’re standing here listening to me means you’ve made a glorious contribution to science.''' You’re a national hero. We're going to take your picture, so stand there and smile. Unless you were part of the Plaque Removing Deuterium Fluoride Laser test, in which case you might want to do us all a favor and keep your mouth closed until the bleeding stops. And don't worry: If you're one of our DNA test subjects, and you've got a hand for a face or whatnot, we’ll photograph you from the neck down. '''As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests.''' We’re planning some wonderful stuff with time travel. So if you never liked your father, why not come on back and try being him? '''We’re not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it’s good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there’ll always be a limo waiting for you. Say goodbye, Caroline. She is a gem.'''
*'''Congratulations!''' You made it through. '''The simple fact that you’re standing here listening to me means you’ve made a glorious contribution to science.''' You’re a national hero. We're going to take your picture, so stand there and smile. Unless you were part of the Plaque Removing Deuterium Fluoride Laser test, in which case you might want to do us all a favor and keep your mouth closed until the bleeding stops. And don't worry: If you're one of our DNA test subjects, and you've got a hand for a face or whatnot, we’ll photograph you from the neck down. '''As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests.''' We’re planning some wonderful stuff with time travel. So if you never liked your father, why not come on back and try being him? '''We’re not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it’s good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there’ll always be a limo waiting for you. Say goodbye, Caroline. She is a gem.'''


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