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== 80's ==
== 80's ==
===1981===
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro01.wav|"Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]"]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro01.wav|"Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]"]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro03.wav|"Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not."]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro03.wav|"Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not."]]
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*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro10.wav|"Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let's all stay positive and do some science."]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro10.wav|"Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let's all stay positive and do some science."]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro12.wav|"That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_intro12.wav|"That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."]]
===1982===
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro09.wav|"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro09.wav|"All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro11.wav|"Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! [cough]"]]
*[[Media:Cave Johnson eighties_outro11.wav|"Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! [cough]"]]