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|[''Aperture Science theme''] | |Steam for the Mac is here. | ||
Made possible in part by a generous grant from... | |||
[''Aperture Science theme plays as the Aperture logo appears.''] | |||
[''An animated building layout is shown. Zoom in to a meeting room, where a projector screen is rolled down, and "''Portal'': Huge success" is shown.''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program. | '''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program. | ||
''' | [''Stick figure test subjects on a conveyor belt from an Aperture shipment truck are handed retail box copies of ''Portal''.] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Cowardice | '''GLaDOS''': Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws: | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Cowardice, | |||
[''The test subject in front drops their copy of ''Portal'' and runs away''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Impaired motor skills, | '''GLaDOS''': Impaired motor skills, | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Poor judgment. | [''An orange portal appears in front of a subject, who steps through and falls off''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Poor judgment, | |||
[''A subject turns around and shows a Black Mesa tattoo''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Fear of heights, | |||
[''The conveyor belt lowers, and the subject falls with a Wilhelm scream.''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Weights, | |||
''' | [''A Weighted Companion Cube from ''Portal'' falls on a subject''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': Depths, | |||
''' | [''A subject falls into a tub of goo''] | ||
'''GLaDOS''': | '''GLaDOS''': Bullets, | ||
[''A subject is shot by two turrets''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': And fire. | '''GLaDOS''': And fire. | ||
[''A subject ignites''] | |||
[''An office desk assembles, and a stick-figure appears and sits on a chair.''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free! | '''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free! | ||
[''The stick figure loads the program, which shows a clip from the ''Portal'' teaser. The stick-figure cheerfully puts its arms up while a speech bubble appears with a green $ dollar symbol overlaid with a red "no" symbol.''] | |||
[''The stick figure is moved up in a vertical bar graph while spinning on the chair. Zoom out to show the entire graph. The stick-figure falls off the bar as the view zooms back out to the meeting room.''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative. | '''GLaDOS''': Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative. | ||
[''The projector screen shows "''Portal 2''': coming soon" and the stick figures in the room cheerfully put their arms up.''] | |||
'''GLaDOS''': Good luck. | '''GLaDOS''': Good luck. | ||
[''The Steam and ''Portal'' logos fade in.''] | |||
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