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|[''Aperture Science theme'']
|Steam for the Mac is here.
 
Made possible in part by a generous grant from...
 
[''Aperture Science theme plays as the Aperture logo appears.'']
 
[''An animated building layout is shown. Zoom in to a meeting room, where a projector screen is rolled down, and "''Portal'': Huge success" is shown.'']


'''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.
'''GLaDOS''': For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program.


'''GLaDOS''': Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws;
[''Stick figure test subjects on a conveyor belt from an Aperture shipment truck are handed retail box copies of ''Portal''.]


'''GLaDOS''': Cowardice...
'''GLaDOS''': Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws:
 
'''GLaDOS''': Cowardice,
 
[''The test subject in front drops their copy of ''Portal'' and runs away'']


'''GLaDOS''': Impaired motor skills,
'''GLaDOS''': Impaired motor skills,


'''GLaDOS''': Poor judgment...
[''An orange portal appears in front of a subject, who steps through and falls off'']
 
'''GLaDOS''': Poor judgment,
 
[''A subject turns around and shows a Black Mesa tattoo'']
 
'''GLaDOS''': Fear of heights,
 
[''The conveyor belt lowers, and the subject falls with a Wilhelm scream.'']
 
'''GLaDOS''': Weights,


'''GLaDOS''': Fear of heights...
[''A Weighted Companion Cube from ''Portal'' falls on a subject'']


[''Wilhelm scream'']
'''GLaDOS''': Depths,


'''GLaDOS''': Weights...
[''A subject falls into a tub of goo'']


'''GLaDOS''': Depths, bullets...
'''GLaDOS''': Bullets,
 
[''A subject is shot by two turrets'']


'''GLaDOS''': And fire.
'''GLaDOS''': And fire.
[''A subject ignites'']
[''An office desk assembles, and a stick-figure appears and sits on a chair.'']


'''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free!
'''GLaDOS''': Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free!
[''The stick figure loads the program, which shows a clip from the ''Portal'' teaser. The stick-figure cheerfully puts its arms up while a speech bubble appears with a green $ dollar symbol overlaid with a red "no" symbol.'']
[''The stick figure is moved up in a vertical bar graph while spinning on the chair. Zoom out to show the entire graph. The stick-figure falls off the bar as the view zooms back out to the meeting room.'']


'''GLaDOS''': Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.  
'''GLaDOS''': Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative.  
[''The projector screen shows "''Portal 2''': coming soon" and the stick figures in the room cheerfully put their arms up.'']


'''GLaDOS''': Good luck.
'''GLaDOS''': Good luck.
[''The Steam and ''Portal'' logos fade in.'']
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