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== Scott Games == | |||
Okay, i'll be brief: I thought that The Daily Escort's page would be changed (it was the third message), but apparently no. We have a brand new Scott Games-styled Behind the Text instead. The image looks like a blue spotlight facing a sing saying "DANGER: This device turns on and off automatically". The text is "You helped them. Now they will help you." with, as always, the number 3. Now, i don't know about that. Maybe you help the Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center in An Escorting Adventure, and they help you as a way to thank you? But help the player to do what? Overthrow the Combine? Nah, that's going too far. First of all, we've got the Suppression Field's unexpected early deactivation. Next, we have the Combine's overthrowing before Gordon even arrives to City 17? No, that doesn't make sense at all. At least the Suppression Field's deactivation had a logical explanation, but the Combine getting overthrown... what is it that took over the world when Gordon arrives then? The Combine2 maybe? And then Combine3 comes and kicks Combine2's ass to take over the world? And Combine3 gets killed by a Combine4 Advisor? And Combine4 helps Combine5, Combine6, and Combine7 to take over the world? But there is a war between Combine5 and Combine6 and they both die? Then Combine4 and Combine7 ally themselves to take over the world, but they have a fight and Combine4 dies? Then Combine7 calls Combine8 to do his job, but Combine9 kicks Combine7's ass and Combine8 is free, but then takes over the world? And then there is a fight between Combine8 and Combine9? And then Combine10 comes and kicks both Combine8's and Combine9's ass and leaves Earth to give peace to humans, but then gets killed by Combine11 who wants to take over the world? And then Combine12 kicks Combine11's ass with a Combine13 Advisantlion, a transmutated Antlion? And then Combine13, angry because Combine12 stole one of his products, kills everyone with Combine13 Overwatch Soldiers, but there is one survivor: Gordon Deadman, and Combine13 attacks Deadman with Combine13 Neurotoxin, which kills all Combine13 Overwatch Soldiers, which were mutated by Combine14? Then Combine14 goes angry and kills Combine13 and Combine15? Then Combine16 kicks his ass and takes over the (now empty) world? And then... | |||
Blah blah. Anyway, it's not helping you to overthrow the Combine. | |||
Conclusion: Brightening the image reveals nothing. No kidding. NOTHING. | |||
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