Party Escort Beans Laboratories - Buy a Dead Subject Reviving Machine
Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process:
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CA-FR-27-18R-24 Output:
Subject #14826724227226927 buying Product #1423313216374218
B-ENEX-CA-ARD-4B Input:
CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/25/2/scan
buy_process:clone//createoutput:wait;delete_data
- You are currently buying a Dead Subject Reviving Machine.
We are not responsible for any damage dealt.
Price: 14.50$
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Please do not be scared of the very high price.
There are a few rules to follow before using this machine:
- This machine might, on occasion, malfunction. Test it several times before trying anything deadly.
- Most people who eat too much get assembled incorrectly. Do not go in this machine if you eat too much. (don't worry, we tried that on mannequins.)
Please note that people might get nausea for 3 minutes after using this machine.
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