Party Escort Beans Laboratories - Buy an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device
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- You are currently buying an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device.
We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:
- Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
- Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
- Burning for no reason
Aperture Science is not responsible for any trouble involving Sentry Turrets.
Price: 2.00$
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There are a few rules to follow before using this device:
- This device is very dangerous. Use it at your own risk.
- Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!
Please note that gravity can be turned into waffles when using this device.
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