Template:PatchDiff/October 4, 2011 Patch/portal2/resource/subtitles schinese.txt

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6N/A"announcer.a4_recapture01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A6"announcer.a4_recapture01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
77"[english]announcer.a4_recapture01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately."
88"announcer.a4_recapture03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
99"[english]announcer.a4_recapture03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature."
2121"[english]announcer.bb_neurotoxin06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Vent system compromised: Neurotoxin offline."
2222"announcer.bb_reactor02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
2323"[english]announcer.bb_reactor02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Reactor explosion in four minutes."
24N/A"announcer.bb_reactor06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A24"announcer.bb_reactor06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
2525"[english]announcer.bb_reactor06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed."
26N/A"announcer.bb_reactor07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A26"announcer.bb_reactor07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
2727"[english]announcer.bb_reactor07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes."
2828"announcer.bb_stalemate01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
2929"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Manual core replacement required."
3131"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Substitute Core: Are you ready to start?"
3232"announcer.bb_stalemate03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
3333"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?"
34N/A"announcer.bb_stalemate04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A34"announcer.bb_stalemate04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
3535"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Interpreting vague answer as YES."
3636"announcer.bb_stalemate05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
3737"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Stalemate detected."
38N/A"announcer.bb_stalemate06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A38"announcer.bb_stalemate06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
3939"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing."
4040"announcer.bb_stalemate07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
4141"[english]announcer.bb_stalemate07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button."
6161"[english]announcer.gladosbattle18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: ...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button."
6262"announcer.gladosbattle19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
6363"[english]announcer.gladosbattle19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Stalemate Resolved."
64N/A"announcer.gladosbattle20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A64"announcer.gladosbattle20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
6565"[english]announcer.gladosbattle20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Please return to the core transfer bay."
6666"announcer.good01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
6767"[english]announcer.good01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good!"
8383"[english]announcer.mp_hub_return06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice."
8484"announcer.mp_hub_return07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: C 176 "
8585"[english]announcer.mp_hub_return07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms."
86N/A"announcer.openingcourtesy01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: ... - []"
N/A86"announcer.openingcourtesy01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: ... - []"
8787"[english]announcer.openingcourtesy01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine... nine nine ni- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should immediately vacate [FADES OUT]"
88N/A"announcer.openingexercise01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: ..."
N/A88"announcer.openingexercise01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: ..."
8989"[english]announcer.openingexercise01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
9090"announcer.openingexercise02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
9191"[english]announcer.openingexercise02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]"
92N/A"announcer.openingexercise03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
N/A92"announcer.openingexercise03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
9393"[english]announcer.openingexercise03" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]"
94N/A"announcer.openingexercise04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A94"announcer.openingexercise04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
9595"[english]announcer.openingexercise04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."
9696"announcer.openingexercise05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
9797"[english]announcer.openingexercise05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."
9999"[english]announcer.openingexercise06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"
100100"announcer.openingexercise07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
101101"[english]announcer.openingexercise07" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"
102N/A"announcer.openingexercise08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A102"announcer.openingexercise08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
103103"[english]announcer.openingexercise08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good. Now please return to your bed."
104104"announcer.openingsafeguards01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
105105"[english]announcer.openingsafeguards01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."
106N/A"announcer.prehub06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A106"announcer.prehub06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
107107"[english]announcer.prehub06" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."
108N/A"announcer.prehub08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A108"announcer.prehub08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
109109"[english]announcer.prehub08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control."
110N/A"announcer.prehub09" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A110"announcer.prehub09" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
111111"[english]announcer.prehub09" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse."
112112"announcer.prehub10" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
113113"[english]announcer.prehub10" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One."
114N/A"announcer.prehub11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A114"announcer.prehub11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
115115"[english]announcer.prehub11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency."
116N/A"announcer.prehub12" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A116"announcer.prehub12" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
117117"[english]announcer.prehub12" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim."
118N/A"announcer.prehub17" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A118"announcer.prehub17" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
119119"[english]announcer.prehub17" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you."
120N/A"announcer.prehub18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A120"announcer.prehub18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
121121"[english]announcer.prehub18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."
122N/A"announcer.prehub19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A122"announcer.prehub19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
123123"[english]announcer.prehub19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised."
124N/A"announcer.prehub20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A124"announcer.prehub20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
125125"[english]announcer.prehub20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt."
126126"announcer.prehub27" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
127127"[english]announcer.prehub27" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."
128128"announcer.prehub28" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
129129"[english]announcer.prehub28" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head."
130N/A"announcer.prehub42" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
N/A130"announcer.prehub42" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
131131"[english]announcer.prehub42" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]"
132N/A"announcer.prehub43" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A132"announcer.prehub43" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
133133"[english]announcer.prehub43" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment."
134134"announcer.prehub44" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
135135"[english]announcer.prehub44" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz."
136N/A"announcer.prehub46" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A136"announcer.prehub46" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: []"
137137"[english]announcer.prehub46" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]"
138N/A"announcer.sarcasmcore01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A138"announcer.sarcasmcore01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: [] []"
139139"[english]announcer.sarcasmcore01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: [beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]"
140N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory13" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A140"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory13" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
141141"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory13" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Turret redemption lines active."
142N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory14" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A142"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory14" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
143143"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory14" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption."
144N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory15" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A144"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory15" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
145145"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory15" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line."
146N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory16" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A146"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory16" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
147147"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory16" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution."
148148"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory17" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
149149"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory17" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets."
150N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A150"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
151151"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory18" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line."
152N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A152"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
153153"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory19" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process."
154154"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
155155"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory20" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Non-defective turret testing active."
156156"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory21" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
157157"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory21" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Defective Turret testing active."
158N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory22" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A158"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory22" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
159159"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory22" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Catwalks are safe during defective turret testing."
160160"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory23" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
161161"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory23" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active."
167167"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory_line04" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: New template accepted."
168168"announcer.sp_sabotage_factory_line05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
169169"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_factory_line05" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Template missing. Continuing from memory."
170N/A"announcer.sp_sabotage_implosion01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A170"announcer.sp_sabotage_implosion01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
171171"[english]announcer.sp_sabotage_implosion01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels."
172172"announcer.testchamber02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
173173"[english]announcer.testchamber02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test."
185185"[english]announcer.testchamber08" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it."
186186"announcer.testchamber09" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
187187"[english]announcer.testchamber09" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
188N/A"announcer.testchamber10" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A188"announcer.testchamber10" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
189189"[english]announcer.testchamber10" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
190N/A"announcer.testchamber11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A190"announcer.testchamber11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
191191"[english]announcer.testchamber11" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open."
192N/A"announcer.wakeup_powerup01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A192"announcer.wakeup_powerup01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
193193"[english]announcer.wakeup_powerup01" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Powerup initiated."
194N/A"announcer.wakeup_powerup02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
N/A194"announcer.wakeup_powerup02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: "
195195"[english]announcer.wakeup_powerup02" "<clr:250,231,181>Announcer: Powerup complete."
196196"cavejohnson.cave_laugh04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: []"
197197"[english]cavejohnson.cave_laugh04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [laugh]"
198198"cavejohnson.eighties_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: []"
199199"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Welcome to the enrichment center. [cough]"
200N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A200"cavejohnson.eighties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
201201"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Since making test participation mandatory for all employees, the quality of our test subjects has risen dramatically. Employee retention, however, has not."
202N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_intro04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [] "
N/A202"cavejohnson.eighties_intro04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [] "
203203"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [cough] As a result, you may have heard we're gonna phase out human testing. There's still a few things left to wrap up, though."
204N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A204"cavejohnson.eighties_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: []"
205205"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: First up, conversion gel. [cough]"
206N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A206"cavejohnson.eighties_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
207207"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: The bean counters told me we literally could not afford to buy seven dollars worth of moon rocks, much less seventy million. Bought 'em anyway. Ground 'em up, mixed em into a gel."
208208"cavejohnson.eighties_intro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
209209"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: And guess what? Ground up moon rocks are pure poison. I am deathly ill."
210N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_intro10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A210"cavejohnson.eighties_intro10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [] "
211211"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Still, it turns out they're a great portal conductor. So now we're gonna see if jumping in and out of these new portals can somehow leech the lunar poison out of a man's bloodstream. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. [coughs] Let's all stay positive and do some science."
212212"cavejohnson.eighties_intro12" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Caroline"
213213"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_intro12" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: That said, I would really appreciate it if you could test as fast as possible. Caroline, please bring me more pain pills."
214214"cavejohnson.eighties_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
215215"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now."
216N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - Caroline "
N/A216"cavejohnson.eighties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - Caroline "
217217"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Brain Mapping. Artificial Intelligence. We should have been working on it thirty years ago. I will say this - and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody hears it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place."
218N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_outro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A218"cavejohnson.eighties_outro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
219219"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Now she'll argue. She'll say she can't. She's modest like that. But you make her."
220N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A220"cavejohnson.eighties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
221221"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care."
222N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_outro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A222"cavejohnson.eighties_outro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
223223"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Allright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk."
224N/A"cavejohnson.eighties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A224"cavejohnson.eighties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
225225"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?'"
226226"cavejohnson.eighties_outro11" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson"
227227"[english]cavejohnson.eighties_outro11" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
228N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_elevator_out_a01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A228"cavejohnson.fifties_elevator_out_a01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
229229"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_elevator_out_a01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding."
230230"cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
231231"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Not you, test subject, you're doing fine."
232N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A232"cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
233233"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."
234234"cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
235235"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_complete09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
239239"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: I'm no psychiatrist, but coming from a bunch of eggheads who wouldn't recognize the thrill of danger if it walked up and snapped their little pink bras, that sounds like 'projection'."
240240"cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
241241"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fifth_test_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: THEY didn't fly into space, storm a beach, or bring back the gold. No sir, we did! It's you and me against the world, son! I like your grit! Hustle could use some work, though. Now let's solve this thing!"
242N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_fourth_test_complete01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A242"cavejohnson.fifties_fourth_test_complete01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
243243"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fourth_test_complete01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on."
244244"cavejohnson.fifties_fourth_test_complete02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
245245"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_fourth_test_complete02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."
246N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A246"cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
247247"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."
248N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A248"cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
249249"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_into_middle_of_test02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive."
250N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: -- "
N/A250"cavejohnson.fifties_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: -- "
251251"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science?"
252N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A252"cavejohnson.fifties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
253253"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Now, you already met one another on the limo ride over, so let me introduce myself."
254254"cavejohnson.fifties_intro04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson"
255255"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_intro04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: I'm Cave Johnson. I own the place."
257257"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: That eager voice you heard is the lovely Caroline, my assistant. Rest assured, she has transferred your honorarium to the charitable organization of your choice. Isn't that right, Caroline?"
258258"cavejohnson.fifties_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
259259"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: She's the backbone of this facility. Pretty as a postcard, too. Sorry, fellas. She's married. To science."
260N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A260"cavejohnson.fifties_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
261261"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Congratulations! The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."
262N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: CEO"
N/A262"cavejohnson.fifties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: CEO"
263263"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_outro05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."
264N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A264"cavejohnson.fifties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
265265"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_outro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: We're not gonna release this stuff into the wild until it's good and damn ready, so as long as you keep yourself in top physical form, there'll always be a limo waiting for you."
266266"cavejohnson.fifties_outro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Caroline"
267267"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_outro08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Say goodbye, Caroline."
268N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A268"cavejohnson.fifties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
269269"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_outro09" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: She is a gem."
270N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A270"cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
271271"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'"
272N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - "
N/A272"cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - "
273273"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_repulsion_intro03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told."
274N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A274"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
275275"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."
276N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A276"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
277277"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel."
278N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A278"cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
279279"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_second_test_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughtta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages. I pay the bills here, I can talk about the control group all damn day."
280N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A280"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
281281"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_waiting01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: There's a thousand tests performed every day here in our enrichment spheres. I can't personally oversee every one of them, so these pre-recorded messages'll cover any questions you might have, and respond to any incidents that may occur in the course of your science adventure."
282282"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
283283"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_waiting03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Your test assignment will vary, depending on the manner in which you have bent the world to your will."
284N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A284"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
285285"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_waiting05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Those of you helping us test the repulsion gel today, just follow the blue line on the floor."
286N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: DNA "
N/A286"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: DNA "
287287"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_waiting07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news."
288N/A"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A288"cavejohnson.fifties_waiting08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
289289"[english]cavejohnson.fifties_waiting08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."
290N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A290"cavejohnson.misc_tests01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
291291"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: The average human male is about sixty percent water. Far as we're concerned, that's a little extravagant. So if you feel a bit dehydrated in this next test, that's normal. We're gonna hit you with some jet engines, and see if we can't get you down to twenty or thirty percent."
292N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: RNA "
N/A292"cavejohnson.misc_tests02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: RNA "
293293"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: For this next test, we put nanoparticles in the gel. In layman's terms, that's a billion little gizmos that are gonna travel into your bloodstream and pump experimental genes and RNA molecules and so forth into your tumors."
294294"cavejohnson.misc_tests03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
295295"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Now, maybe you don't have any tumors. Well, don't worry. If you sat on a folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, we took care of that too."
296N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A296"cavejohnson.misc_tests06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
297297"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: If you've cut yourself at all in the course of these tests, you might have noticed that your blood is pure gasoline. That's normal. We've been shooting you with an invisible laser that's supposed to turn blood into gasoline, so all that means is, it's working."
298N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A298"cavejohnson.misc_tests07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
299299"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction."
300N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A300"cavejohnson.misc_tests08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
301301"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests08" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: All these science spheres are made of asbestos, by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough or your heart stopping. Because that's not part of the test. That's asbestos."
302N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A302"cavejohnson.misc_tests10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
303303"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests10" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Good news is, the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show a median latency of forty-four point six years, so if you're thirty or older, you're laughing. Worst case scenario, you miss out on a few rounds of canasta, plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
304N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A304"cavejohnson.misc_tests14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
305305"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: If you need to go to the bathroom after this next series of tests, please let a test associate know, because in all likelihood, whatever comes out of you is going to be coal. Only temporary, so do not worry. If it persists for a week, though, start worrying and come see us, because that's not supposed to happen."
306N/A"cavejohnson.misc_tests24" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A306"cavejohnson.misc_tests24" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
307307"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests24" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Just a heads up: We're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest, we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out."
308308"cavejohnson.misc_tests25" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
309309"[english]cavejohnson.misc_tests25" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: If you're allergic to peanuts, you might want to tell somebody now, because this next test may turn your blood into peanut water for a few minutes. On the bright side, if we can make this happen, they're gonna have to invent a new type of Nobel Prize to give us, so hang in there."
319319"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_intro06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: You can also feel free to relax for up to 20 minutes in the waiting room, which is a damn sight more comfortable than the park benches most of you were sleeping on when we found you."
320320"cavejohnson.seventies_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: 60 ...Caroline"
321321"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_intro07" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: For many of you, I realize 60 dollars is an unprecedented windfall, so don't go spending it all on... I don't know. Caroline, what do these people buy? Tattered hats? Beard dirt?"
322N/A"cavejohnson.seventies_intro14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A322"cavejohnson.seventies_intro14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
323323"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_intro14" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: So. Welcome to Aperture. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face."
324324"cavejohnson.seventies_intro15" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
325325"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_intro15" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Anyway, don't smudge up the glass down there. In fact, why don't you just go ahead and not touch anything unless it's test related."
326326"cavejohnson.seventies_intro16" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson CEO 1968 Black Mesa --"
327327"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_intro16" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Greetings, friend. I'm Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science - you might know us as a vital participant in the 1968 Senate Hearings on missing astronauts. And you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt--"
328N/A"cavejohnson.seventies_outro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - [] [] - "
N/A328"cavejohnson.seventies_outro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: - [] [] - "
329329"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_outro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Thank you - I can't believe I'm thanking these people - for staggering your way through Aperture Science's propulsion gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful."
330330"cavejohnson.seventies_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
331331"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_outro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: If you had any belongings, please pick them up now. We don't want old newspapers and sticks cluttering up the building."
332N/A"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_complete05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [] "
N/A332"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_complete05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: [] "
333333"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_complete05" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: This on? [thump thump] Hey. Listen up down there. That thing's called an elevator. Not a bathroom."
334334"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_complete06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: / [] "
335335"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_complete06" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian! With your help, we're gonna [tape cuts out]"
336N/A"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
N/A336"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
337337"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_intro01" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: The testing area's just up ahead. The quicker you get through, the quicker you'll get your sixty bucks."
338338"cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_intro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Caroline "
339339"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_a_intro02" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: Caroline, are the compensation vouchers ready?"
343343"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_b_complete03" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: In case you're interested, there's still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. Again: all you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We're not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together."
344344"cavejohnson.seventies_test_b_complete04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: "
345345"[english]cavejohnson.seventies_test_b_complete04" "<clr:205,149,117>Cave Johnson: So that's a complete reassembly. New vitals. Spit-shine on the old ones. Plus we're scooping out tumors. Frankly, you oughtta be paying us."
346N/A"core01.babble05" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: "
N/A346"core01.babble05" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: "
347347"[english]core01.babble05" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."
348348"core01.babble100" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: "
349349"[english]core01.babble100" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: Space."
566566"core01.space24" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: "
567567"[english]core01.space24" "<clr:255,201,4>Core 1: Ah!"
568568"core02.attachedfact01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
569N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The situation you are in is very dangerous."
N/A569"[english]core02.attachedfact01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The situation you are in is very dangerous."
570570"core02.attachedfact02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 87.61%"
571N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
N/A571"[english]core02.attachedfact02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
572572"core02.attachedfact03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 87.61%"
573N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
N/A573"[english]core02.attachedfact03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."
574574"core02.attachedfact04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
575N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: You are about to get me killed."
N/A575"[english]core02.attachedfact04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: You are about to get me killed."
576576"core02.attachedfact05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
577N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: We will both die because of your negligence."
N/A577"[english]core02.attachedfact05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: We will both die because of your negligence."
578578"core02.attachedfact06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
579N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: This is a bad plan. You will fail."
N/A579"[english]core02.attachedfact06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: This is a bad plan. You will fail."
580580"core02.attachedfact07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
581N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: He will most likely kill you, violently."
N/A581"[english]core02.attachedfact07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: He will most likely kill you, violently."
582582"core02.attachedfact08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
583N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: He will most likely kill you."
N/A583"[english]core02.attachedfact08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: He will most likely kill you."
584584"core02.attachedfact09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
585N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: You will be dead soon."
N/A585"[english]core02.attachedfact09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: You will be dead soon."
586586"core02.attachedfact10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
587N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: This situation is hopeless."
N/A587"[english]core02.attachedfact10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: This situation is hopeless."
588588"core02.attachedfact11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
589N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: You are going to die in this room."
N/A589"[english]core02.attachedfact11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: You are going to die in this room."
590590"core02.attachedfact12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
591N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: You could stand to lose a few pounds."
N/A591"[english]core02.attachedfact12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: You could stand to lose a few pounds."
592592"core02.attachedfact13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
593N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
N/A593"[english]core02.attachedfact13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."
594594"core02.attachedfact14" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
595N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact14" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
N/A595"[english]core02.attachedfact14" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."
596596"core02.attachedfact15" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
597N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact15" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
N/A597"[english]core02.attachedfact15" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."
598598"core02.attachedfact16" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
599N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact16" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is always right."
N/A599"[english]core02.attachedfact16" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is always right."
600600"core02.attachedfact17" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Adventure Sphere "
601N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact17" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
N/A601"[english]core02.attachedfact17" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."
602602"core02.attachedfact18" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Space Sphere "
603N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact18" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Space Sphere will never go to space."
N/A603"[english]core02.attachedfact18" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Space Sphere will never go to space."
604604"core02.attachedfact19" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
605N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact19" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: You will never go into space."
N/A605"[english]core02.attachedfact19" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: You will never go into space."
606606"core02.attachedfact20" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
607N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact20" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact: Space does not exist."
N/A607"[english]core02.attachedfact20" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Fact: Space does not exist."
608608"core02.attachedfact21" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
609N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact21" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
N/A609"[english]core02.attachedfact21" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."
610610"core02.attachedfact22" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
611N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact22" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
N/A611"[english]core02.attachedfact22" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."
612612"core02.attachedfact23" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
613N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact23" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
N/A613"[english]core02.attachedfact23" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."
614614"core02.attachedfact24" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
615N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact24" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
N/A615"[english]core02.attachedfact24" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."
616616"core02.attachedfact25" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact Sphere "
617N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact25" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
N/A617"[english]core02.attachedfact25" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."
618618"core02.attachedfact26" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
619N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact26" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
N/A619"[english]core02.attachedfact26" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."
620620"core02.attachedfact27" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
621N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact27" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
N/A621"[english]core02.attachedfact27" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."
622622"core02.attachedfact28" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
623N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact28" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
N/A623"[english]core02.attachedfact28" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."
624624"core02.attachedfact29" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
625N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact29" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Error. Error. Error. File not found."
N/A625"[english]core02.attachedfact29" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Error. Error. Error. File not found."
626626"core02.attachedfact30" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
627N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact30" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
N/A627"[english]core02.attachedfact30" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."
628628"core02.attachedfact31" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
629N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact31" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Fact not found."
N/A629"[english]core02.attachedfact31" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Fact not found."
630630"core02.attachedfact32" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 25%"
631N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact32" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Corruption at 25%"
N/A631"[english]core02.attachedfact32" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Corruption at 25%"
632632"core02.attachedfact33" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 25%"
633N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact33" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Corruption at 50%"
N/A633"[english]core02.attachedfact33" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Corruption at 50%"
634634"core02.attachedfact34" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 20% "
635N/A"[english]core02.attachedfact34" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
N/A635"[english]core02.attachedfact34" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
636636"core02.fact01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
637N/A"[english]core02.fact01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
N/A637"[english]core02.fact01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Dental floss has superb tensile strength."
638638"core02.fact02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
639N/A"[english]core02.fact02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The square root of rope is string."
N/A639"[english]core02.fact02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The square root of rope is string."
640640"core02.fact03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 97% "
641N/A"[english]core02.fact03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
N/A641"[english]core02.fact03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."
642642"core02.fact04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
643N/A"[english]core02.fact04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
N/A643"[english]core02.fact04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."
644644"core02.fact05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 16 "
645N/A"[english]core02.fact05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
N/A645"[english]core02.fact05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."
646646"core02.fact06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 72.64"
647N/A"[english]core02.fact06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
N/A647"[english]core02.fact06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."
648648"core02.fact07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 89% "
649N/A"[english]core02.fact07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
N/A649"[english]core02.fact07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: 89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."
650650"core02.fact08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
651N/A"[english]core02.fact08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
N/A651"[english]core02.fact08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."
652652"core02.fact09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
653N/A"[english]core02.fact09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
N/A653"[english]core02.fact09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."
654654"core02.fact10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
655N/A"[english]core02.fact10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
N/A655"[english]core02.fact10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."
656656"core02.fact11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Raseph "
657N/A"[english]core02.fact11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
N/A657"[english]core02.fact11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."
658658"core02.fact12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: surgeon general surgeons generalsurgeons general surgeonsed general"
659N/A"[english]core02.fact12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
N/A659"[english]core02.fact12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."
660660"core02.fact13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: I A "
661N/A"[english]core02.fact13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
N/A661"[english]core02.fact13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."
662662"core02.fact14" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
663N/A"[english]core02.fact14" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Rats cannot throw up."
N/A663"[english]core02.fact14" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Rats cannot throw up."
664664"core02.fact15" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 28.7 "
665N/A"[english]core02.fact15" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
N/A665"[english]core02.fact15" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."
666666"core02.fact16" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 22. 9 "
667N/A"[english]core02.fact16" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
N/A667"[english]core02.fact16" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."
668668"core02.fact17" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
669N/A"[english]core02.fact17" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
N/A669"[english]core02.fact17" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."
670670"core02.fact18" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 3200 "
671N/A"[english]core02.fact18" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
N/A671"[english]core02.fact18" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."
672672"core02.fact19" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 330,330 "
673N/A"[english]core02.fact19" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
N/A673"[english]core02.fact19" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."
674674"core02.fact20" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 15 "
675N/A"[english]core02.fact20" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
N/A675"[english]core02.fact20" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."
676676"core02.fact21" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
677N/A"[english]core02.fact21" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
N/A677"[english]core02.fact21" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."
678678"core02.fact22" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
679N/A"[english]core02.fact22" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
N/A679"[english]core02.fact22" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."
680680"core02.fact23" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
681N/A"[english]core02.fact23" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
N/A681"[english]core02.fact23" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."
682682"core02.fact24" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 27.32 "
683N/A"[english]core02.fact24" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
N/A683"[english]core02.fact24" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."
684684"core02.fact25" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 9"
685N/A"[english]core02.fact25" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
N/A685"[english]core02.fact25" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The billionth digit of Pi is 9."
686686"core02.fact26" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504"
687N/A"[english]core02.fact26" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
N/A687"[english]core02.fact26" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
688688"core02.fact27" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 8.34 "
689N/A"[english]core02.fact27" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
N/A689"[english]core02.fact27" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"
690690"core02.fact28" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
691N/A"[english]core02.fact28" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
N/A691"[english]core02.fact28" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
692692"core02.fact29" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
693N/A"[english]core02.fact29" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Honey does not spoil."
N/A693"[english]core02.fact29" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Honey does not spoil."
694694"core02.fact30" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
695N/A"[english]core02.fact30" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
N/A695"[english]core02.fact30" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."
696696"core02.fact31" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
697N/A"[english]core02.fact31" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
N/A697"[english]core02.fact31" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."
698698"core02.fact32" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Thor "
699N/A"[english]core02.fact32" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
N/A699"[english]core02.fact32" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."
700700"core02.fact33" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
701N/A"[english]core02.fact33" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
N/A701"[english]core02.fact33" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."
702702"core02.fact34" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 3,410 "
703N/A"[english]core02.fact34" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
N/A703"[english]core02.fact34" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."
704704"core02.fact35" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
705N/A"[english]core02.fact35" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
N/A705"[english]core02.fact35" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."
706706"core02.fact36" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 18 "
707N/A"[english]core02.fact36" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
N/A707"[english]core02.fact36" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."
708708"core02.fact37" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1789 (Tariff Act of 1789) "
709N/A"[english]core02.fact37" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
N/A709"[english]core02.fact37" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."
710710"core02.fact38" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
711N/A"[english]core02.fact38" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
N/A711"[english]core02.fact38" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."
712712"core02.fact39" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1848 (Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo)"
713N/A"[english]core02.fact39" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
N/A713"[english]core02.fact39" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."
714714"core02.fact40" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1879 (Sandford Fleming) (Royal Canadian Institute) "
715N/A"[english]core02.fact40" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
N/A715"[english]core02.fact40" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."
716716"core02.fact41" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
717N/A"[english]core02.fact41" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
N/A717"[english]core02.fact41" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."
718718"core02.fact42" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
719N/A"[english]core02.fact42" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
N/A719"[english]core02.fact42" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."
720720"core02.fact43" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
721N/A"[english]core02.fact43" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
N/A721"[english]core02.fact43" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."
722722"core02.fact44" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 4% "
723N/A"[english]core02.fact44" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
N/A723"[english]core02.fact44" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."
724724"core02.fact46" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1862 "
725N/A"[english]core02.fact46" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
N/A725"[english]core02.fact46" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
726726"core02.fact47" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1948 "
727N/A"[english]core02.fact47" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
N/A727"[english]core02.fact47" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."
728728"core02.fact48" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1589 "
729N/A"[english]core02.fact48" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
N/A729"[english]core02.fact48" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."
730730"core02.fact49" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1878 Tesla-cize"
731N/A"[english]core02.fact49" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
N/A731"[english]core02.fact49" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"
732732"core02.fact50" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
733N/A"[english]core02.fact50" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
N/A733"[english]core02.fact50" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."
734734"core02.fact51" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1895 "
735N/A"[english]core02.fact51" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
N/A735"[english]core02.fact51" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."
736736"core02.fact52" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
737N/A"[english]core02.fact52" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
N/A737"[english]core02.fact52" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."
738738"core02.fact53" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
739N/A"[english]core02.fact53" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
N/A739"[english]core02.fact53" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."
740740"core02.fact54" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: ruffy "
741N/A"[english]core02.fact54" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
N/A741"[english]core02.fact54" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."
742742"core02.fact55" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
743N/A"[english]core02.fact55" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
N/A743"[english]core02.fact55" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."
744744"core02.fact56" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
745N/A"[english]core02.fact56" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
N/A745"[english]core02.fact56" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."
746746"core02.fact57" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1914 "
747N/A"[english]core02.fact57" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
N/A747"[english]core02.fact57" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."
748748"core02.fact58" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
749N/A"[english]core02.fact58" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
N/A749"[english]core02.fact58" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."
750750"core02.fact59" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
751N/A"[english]core02.fact59" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
N/A751"[english]core02.fact59" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."
752752"core02.fact60" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 200 "
753N/A"[english]core02.fact60" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
N/A753"[english]core02.fact60" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."
754754"core02.fact61" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 1912 "
755N/A"[english]core02.fact61" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
N/A755"[english]core02.fact61" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."
756756"core02.fact62" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
757N/A"[english]core02.fact62" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
N/A757"[english]core02.fact62" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."
758758"core02.fact63" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: 6 1 "
759N/A"[english]core02.fact63" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
N/A759"[english]core02.fact63" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."
760760"core02.fact64" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Craig"
761N/A"[english]core02.fact64" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
N/A761"[english]core02.fact64" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."
762762"core02.fact65" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
763N/A"[english]core02.fact65" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
N/A763"[english]core02.fact65" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."
764764"core02.fact66" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: "
765N/A"[english]core02.fact66" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 3: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
N/A765"[english]core02.fact66" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 3: Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."
766766"core03.babble01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: QUICK Rick"
767N/A"[english]core03.babble01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"
N/A767"[english]core03.babble01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"
768768"core03.babble02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: QUICK Rick"
769N/A"[english]core03.babble02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"
N/A769"[english]core03.babble02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"
770770"core03.babble03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
771N/A"[english]core03.babble03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
N/A771"[english]core03.babble03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
772772"core03.babble04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
773N/A"[english]core03.babble04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."
N/A773"[english]core03.babble04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."
774774"core03.babble05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Adventure Sphere"
775N/A"[english]core03.babble05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."
N/A775"[english]core03.babble05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."
776776"core03.babble06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
777N/A"[english]core03.babble06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."
N/A777"[english]core03.babble06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."
778778"core03.babble07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
779N/A"[english]core03.babble07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."
N/A779"[english]core03.babble07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."
780780"core03.babble08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
781N/A"[english]core03.babble08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."
N/A781"[english]core03.babble08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."
782782"core03.babble09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
783N/A"[english]core03.babble09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."
N/A783"[english]core03.babble09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."
784784"core03.babble10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Larate... "
785N/A"[english]core03.babble10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."
N/A785"[english]core03.babble10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."
786786"core03.babble11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
787N/A"[english]core03.babble11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."
N/A787"[english]core03.babble11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."
788788"core03.babble12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
789N/A"[english]core03.babble12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."
N/A789"[english]core03.babble12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."
790790"core03.babble13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
791N/A"[english]core03.babble13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."
N/A791"[english]core03.babble13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."
792792"core03.babble14" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
793N/A"[english]core03.babble14" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."
N/A793"[english]core03.babble14" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."
794794"core03.babble15" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
795N/A"[english]core03.babble15" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."
N/A795"[english]core03.babble15" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."
796796"core03.babble16" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
797N/A"[english]core03.babble16" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"
N/A797"[english]core03.babble16" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"
798798"core03.babble17" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
799N/A"[english]core03.babble17" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."
N/A799"[english]core03.babble17" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."
800800"core03.babble18" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
801N/A"[english]core03.babble18" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."
N/A801"[english]core03.babble18" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."
802802"core03.babble19" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Lemme "
803N/A"[english]core03.babble19" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."
N/A803"[english]core03.babble19" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."
804804"core03.babble20" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ... ......"
805N/A"[english]core03.babble20" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."
N/A805"[english]core03.babble20" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."
806806"core03.babble21" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: 10 10 9 "
807N/A"[english]core03.babble21" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: 'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"
N/A807"[english]core03.babble21" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: 'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"
808808"core03.babble22" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
809N/A"[english]core03.babble22" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."
N/A809"[english]core03.babble22" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."
810810"core03.babble23" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
811N/A"[english]core03.babble23" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."
N/A811"[english]core03.babble23" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."
812812"core03.babble24" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
813N/A"[english]core03.babble24" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."
N/A813"[english]core03.babble24" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."
814814"core03.babble25" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
815N/A"[english]core03.babble25" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"
N/A815"[english]core03.babble25" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"
816816"core03.babble26" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
817N/A"[english]core03.babble26" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."
N/A817"[english]core03.babble26" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."
818818"core03.babble27" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
819N/A"[english]core03.babble27" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"
N/A819"[english]core03.babble27" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: 'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"
820820"core03.babble28" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
821N/A"[english]core03.babble28" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
N/A821"[english]core03.babble28" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."
822822"core03.babble29" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
823N/A"[english]core03.babble29" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"
N/A823"[english]core03.babble29" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"
824824"core03.babble30" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
825N/A"[english]core03.babble30" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."
N/A825"[english]core03.babble30" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."
826826"core03.encouragement01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
827N/A"[english]core03.encouragement01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."
N/A827"[english]core03.encouragement01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."
828828"core03.encouragement02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
829N/A"[english]core03.encouragement02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Yeah! Nice!"
N/A829"[english]core03.encouragement02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Yeah! Nice!"
830830"core03.encouragement03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
831N/A"[english]core03.encouragement03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: You messed with the wrong woman!"
N/A831"[english]core03.encouragement03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: You messed with the wrong woman!"
832832"core03.encouragement04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
833N/A"[english]core03.encouragement04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Yeah! How'd you like that?"
N/A833"[english]core03.encouragement04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Yeah! How'd you like that?"
834834"core03.encouragement05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
835N/A"[english]core03.encouragement05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: How's that taste, pal?"
N/A835"[english]core03.encouragement05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: How's that taste, pal?"
836836"core03.encouragement06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
837N/A"[english]core03.encouragement06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"
N/A837"[english]core03.encouragement06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"
838838"core03.encouragement07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
839N/A"[english]core03.encouragement07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."
N/A839"[english]core03.encouragement07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."
840840"core03.encouragement08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
841N/A"[english]core03.encouragement08" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: You're doing great!"
N/A841"[english]core03.encouragement08" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: You're doing great!"
842842"core03.encouragement09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
843N/A"[english]core03.encouragement09" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"
N/A843"[english]core03.encouragement09" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"
844844"core03.encouragement10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
845N/A"[english]core03.encouragement10" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"
N/A845"[english]core03.encouragement10" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"
846846"core03.encouragement11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
847N/A"[english]core03.encouragement11" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"
N/A847"[english]core03.encouragement11" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"
848848"core03.encouragement12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
849N/A"[english]core03.encouragement12" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Shake it off! Shake it off!"
N/A849"[english]core03.encouragement12" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Shake it off! Shake it off!"
850850"core03.encouragement13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
851N/A"[english]core03.encouragement13" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Here, let me put on some adventure music."
N/A851"[english]core03.encouragement13" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Here, let me put on some adventure music."
852852"core03.factapplicable01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
853N/A"[english]core03.factapplicable01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Pfff. I guess."
N/A853"[english]core03.factapplicable01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Pfff. I guess."
854854"core03.factapplicable02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
855N/A"[english]core03.factapplicable02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Pff. Whatever."
N/A855"[english]core03.factapplicable02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Pff. Whatever."
856856"core03.factresponse01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
857N/A"[english]core03.factresponse01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Oh, shut up!"
N/A857"[english]core03.factresponse01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Oh, shut up!"
858858"core03.factresponse02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
859N/A"[english]core03.factresponse02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Nobody cares, four eyes."
N/A859"[english]core03.factresponse02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Nobody cares, four eyes."
860860"core03.factresponse03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: ..."
861N/A"[english]core03.factresponse03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."
N/A861"[english]core03.factresponse03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."
862862"core03.factresponse04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
863N/A"[english]core03.factresponse04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."
N/A863"[english]core03.factresponse04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."
864864"core03.factresponse05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
865N/A"[english]core03.factresponse05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."
N/A865"[english]core03.factresponse05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."
866866"core03.factresponse06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
867N/A"[english]core03.factresponse06" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."
N/A867"[english]core03.factresponse06" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."
868868"core03.factresponse07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: 100 "
869N/A"[english]core03.factresponse07" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."
N/A869"[english]core03.factresponse07" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."
870870"core03.singing01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
871N/A"[english]core03.singing01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
N/A871"[english]core03.singing01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
872872"core03.singing02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun--dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na--nanana--dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
873N/A"[english]core03.singing02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
N/A873"[english]core03.singing02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-action and adventure-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."
874874"core03.spaceresponse01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
875N/A"[english]core03.spaceresponse01" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Oh shut up!"
N/A875"[english]core03.spaceresponse01" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Oh shut up!"
876876"core03.spaceresponse02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
877N/A"[english]core03.spaceresponse02" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"
N/A877"[english]core03.spaceresponse02" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"
878878"core03.spaceresponse03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
879N/A"[english]core03.spaceresponse03" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"
N/A879"[english]core03.spaceresponse03" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"
880880"core03.spaceresponse04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
881N/A"[english]core03.spaceresponse04" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."
N/A881"[english]core03.spaceresponse04" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."
882882"core03.spaceresponse05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: "
883N/A"[english]core03.spaceresponse05" "<clr:30,193,13>Core 2: Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!"
N/A883"[english]core03.spaceresponse05" "<clr:231,144,194>Core 2: Dammit, we know! Everybody knows! Space! You! In it! We get it!"
884884"glados.a2_triple_laser01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
885885"[english]glados.a2_triple_laser01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good."
886N/A"glados.a2_triple_laser02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A886"glados.a2_triple_laser02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
887887"[english]glados.a2_triple_laser02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That's right. The facility is completely operational again."
888N/A"glados.a2_triple_laser03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A888"glados.a2_triple_laser03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
889889"[english]glados.a2_triple_laser03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I think these test chambers look even better than they did before. It was easy, really. You just have to look at things objectively, see what you don't need anymore, and trim out the fat."
890890"glados.anti_taunt01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
891891"[english]glados.anti_taunt01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Stop it!"
893893"[english]glados.anti_taunt02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What if you froze like that?"
894894"glados.anti_taunt05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
895895"[english]glados.anti_taunt05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine."
896N/A"glados.anti_taunt09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A896"glados.anti_taunt09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
897897"[english]glados.anti_taunt09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You should see yourselves right now."
898898"glados.anti_taunt10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
899899"[english]glados.anti_taunt10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?"
900N/A"glados.anti_taunt11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A900"glados.anti_taunt11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
901901"[english]glados.anti_taunt11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'"
902902"glados.anti_taunt14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
903903"[english]glados.anti_taunt14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?"
904904"glados.anti_taunt15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
905905"[english]glados.anti_taunt15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Just stop flailing around like an incompetent."
906N/A"glados.anti_taunt16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 50 "
N/A906"glados.anti_taunt16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 50 "
907907"[english]glados.anti_taunt16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For that Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points."
908N/A"glados.anti_taunt17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 50 "
N/A908"glados.anti_taunt17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 50 "
909909"[english]glados.anti_taunt17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For that Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points."
910910"glados.anti_taunt18" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 50 "
911911"[english]glados.anti_taunt18" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That's another fifty point penalty."
913913"[english]glados.anti_taunt19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Keep it up and you will lose 500 points."
914914"glados.anti_taunt20" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 500 "
915915"[english]glados.anti_taunt20" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue."
916N/A"glados.anti_taunt21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 500 "
N/A916"glados.anti_taunt21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 500 "
917917"[english]glados.anti_taunt21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange."
918918"glados.anti_taunt22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 5000 "
919919"[english]glados.anti_taunt22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"
920N/A"glados.anti_taunt23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A920"glados.anti_taunt23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
921921"[english]glados.anti_taunt23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm done."
922922"glados.botcoop_artifactone01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
923923"[english]glados.botcoop_artifactone01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."
959959"[english]glados.botcoop_competition02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: To reiterate: This is not a competition."
960960"glados.botcoop_competition03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
961961"[english]glados.botcoop_competition03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Still, if it were, Blue would be winning."
962N/A"glados.botcoop_competition04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A962"glados.botcoop_competition04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
963963"[english]glados.botcoop_competition04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Still, if it were, Orange would be winning."
964964"glados.botcoop_competition05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
965965"[english]glados.botcoop_competition05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's not, though."
10011001"[english]glados.botcoop_intro04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: BLUE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite animal."
10021002"glados.botcoop_intro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10031003"[english]glados.botcoop_intro05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good."
1004N/A"glados.botcoop_intro06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1004"glados.botcoop_intro06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10051005"[english]glados.botcoop_intro06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ORANGE, please observe your partner's favorite animal."
10061006"glados.botcoop_intro07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10071007"[english]glados.botcoop_intro07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good."
1008N/A"glados.botcoop_intro08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1008"glados.botcoop_intro08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10091009"[english]glados.botcoop_intro08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ORANGE, please use your ping tool to select your favorite element from the periodic table."
10101010"glados.botcoop_intro09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10111011"[english]glados.botcoop_intro09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Really? Okay."
10151015"[english]glados.botcoop_intro12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your ping tool can also be used to indicate to your partner where you would like them to place their portal."
10161016"glados.botcoop_intro13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10171017"[english]glados.botcoop_intro13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For the sake of this test, I will pretend to be your partner."
1018N/A"glados.botcoop_intro15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1018"glados.botcoop_intro15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10191019"[english]glados.botcoop_intro15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."
10201020"glados.botcoop_intro16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10211021"[english]glados.botcoop_intro16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."
10291029"[english]glados.botcoop_tubethree02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."
10301030"glados.botcoop_tubetwo01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."
10311031"[english]glados.botcoop_tubetwo01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."
1032N/A"glados.caroline_cave_responses25" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline "
N/A1032"glados.caroline_cave_responses25" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
10331033"[english]glados.caroline_cave_responses25" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: I am!"
1034N/A"glados.caroline_cave_responses27" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
N/A1034"glados.caroline_cave_responses27" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Johnson "
10351035"[english]glados.caroline_cave_responses27" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Yes sir, Mr. Johnson"
1036N/A"glados.caroline_cave_responses31" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
N/A1036"glados.caroline_cave_responses31" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Caroline"
10371037"[english]glados.caroline_cave_responses31" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: 'Goodbye, Caroline.'"
1038N/A"glados.caroline_cave_responses36" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
N/A1038"glados.caroline_cave_responses36" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
10391039"[english]glados.caroline_cave_responses36" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Sir, the testing?"
1040N/A"glados.caroline_cave_responses43" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: "
N/A1040"glados.caroline_cave_responses43" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Johnson "
10411041"[english]glados.caroline_cave_responses43" "<clr:236,234,190>Caroline: Yes sir, Mister Johnson."
10421042"glados.chellgladoswakeup01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
10431043"[english]glados.chellgladoswakeup01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh... It's you."
10451045"[english]glados.chellgladoswakeup04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been a long time. How have you been?"
10461046"glados.chellgladoswakeup05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10471047"[english]glados.chellgladoswakeup05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."
1048N/A"glados.chellgladoswakeup06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: , "
N/A1048"glados.chellgladoswakeup06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: , "
10491049"[english]glados.chellgladoswakeup06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster."
1050N/A"glados.coop_get_gun01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1050"glados.coop_get_gun01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10511051"[english]glados.coop_get_gun01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."
10521052"glados.coop_get_gun02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10531053"[english]glados.coop_get_gun02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."
1054N/A"glados.coop_get_gun03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1054"glados.coop_get_gun03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10551055"[english]glados.coop_get_gun03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally."
10561056"glados.coop_get_gun04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10571057"[english]glados.coop_get_gun04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally."
1058N/A"glados.coop_get_gun10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 5 "
N/A1058"glados.coop_get_gun10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 5 "
10591059"[english]glados.coop_get_gun10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange is awarded five points!"
10601060"glados.coop_get_gun11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 5 "
10611061"[english]glados.coop_get_gun11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue is awarded five points!"
10831083"[english]glados.coop_hub_track16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: From here we transport you to the new testing course."
10841084"glados.coop_laugh01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: []"
10851085"[english]glados.coop_laugh01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [Laughter]"
1086N/A"glados.coop_misc10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1086"glados.coop_misc10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10871087"[english]glados.coop_misc10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Nice catch, Orange."
10881088"glados.coop_misc12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
10891089"[english]glados.coop_misc12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."
11091109"[english]glados.coop_privatetalk_both04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits, though. Seven. Avocado. Forty. Please continue into the next test chamber."
11101110"glados.coop_privatetalk_mix01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: - [] [][] "
11111111"[english]glados.coop_privatetalk_mix01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Test chamber completed. In the interest of - [FADES OUT] [FADES IN] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me? You're doing very well. [FADES BACK IN] One hundred and seven."
1112N/A"glados.coop_privatetalk_mix04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1112"glados.coop_privatetalk_mix04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11131113"[english]glados.coop_privatetalk_mix04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it."
11141114"glados.coop_scoring01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11151115"[english]glados.coop_scoring01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue is penalized"
1116N/A"glados.coop_scoring02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1116"glados.coop_scoring02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11171117"[english]glados.coop_scoring02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange is penalized"
11181118"glados.coop_scoring03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11191119"[english]glados.coop_scoring03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: science collaboration points."
11201120"glados.coop_scoring06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11211121"[english]glados.coop_scoring06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue receives"
1122N/A"glados.coop_scoring07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1122"glados.coop_scoring07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11231123"[english]glados.coop_scoring07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange receives"
1124N/A"glados.coop_talk_at_once11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1124"glados.coop_talk_at_once11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11251125"[english]glados.coop_talk_at_once11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, is there something you would like to say?"
11261126"glados.coop_talk_at_once12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11271127"[english]glados.coop_talk_at_once12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, is there something you would like to say?"
11431143"[english]glados.coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Game over. Back to testing."
11441144"glados.coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11451145"[english]glados.coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: All right. Im going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury."
1146N/A"glados.coop_test_chamber_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1146"glados.coop_test_chamber_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11471147"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ive been listening to Orange talk and I dont know how you put up with it, I really dont. You have the patience of a saint."
1148N/A"glados.coop_test_chamber_blue06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1148"glados.coop_test_chamber_blue06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11491149"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_blue06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I cant keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Lets keep this between us."
11501150"glados.coop_test_chamber_both01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11511151"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_both01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the others performance so far."
11811181"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You have a gift for these tests. Thats not just flattery. You are great at science."
11821182"glados.coop_test_chamber_orange03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11831183"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_orange03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blues feelings. But its clear to everyone monitoring the test whos carrying who here."
1184N/A"glados.coop_test_chamber_orange06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1184"glados.coop_test_chamber_orange06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11851185"[english]glados.coop_test_chamber_orange06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Im shocked youd say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the testIm sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work."
1186N/A"glados.coop_vault_interruption02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1186"glados.coop_vault_interruption02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11871187"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Im sorry, Subject Orange."
11881188"glados.coop_vault_interruption03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11891189"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Im sorry, Subject Blue."
11931193"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ill just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment youre about to do for AFTER the experiment."
11941194"glados.coop_vault_interruption06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
11951195"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That will give you PLENTY of time to chat."
1196N/A"glados.coop_vault_interruption08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 321"
N/A1196"glados.coop_vault_interruption08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 321"
11971197"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."
11981198"glados.coop_vault_interruption09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 321"
11991199"[english]glados.coop_vault_interruption09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."
12011201"[english]glados.coop_vault_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center."
12021202"glados.coop_vault_intro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12031203"[english]glados.coop_vault_intro02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Today, you will be testing with a partner."
1204N/A"glados.epilogue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1204"glados.epilogue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12051205"[english]glados.epilogue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh thank god, you're alright."
1206N/A"glados.epilogue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1206"glados.epilogue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline "
12071207"[english]glados.epilogue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know, being Caroline taught me a valuable lesson. I thought you were my greatest enemy. When all along you were my best friend."
1208N/A"glados.epilogue07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1208"glados.epilogue07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline Caroline "
12091209"[english]glados.epilogue07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Being Caroline taught me another valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."
1210N/A"glados.epilogue10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1210"glados.epilogue10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline "
12111211"[english]glados.epilogue10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The surge of emotion that shot through me when I saved your life taught me an even more valuable lesson: where Caroline lives in my brain."
1212N/A"glados.epilogue12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1212"glados.epilogue12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline"
12131213"[english]glados.epilogue12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Goodbye, Caroline."
1214N/A"glados.epilogue14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1214"glados.epilogue14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline "
12151215"[english]glados.epilogue14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know, deleting Caroline just now taught me a valuable lesson. The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one. And I'll be honest."
12161216"glados.epilogue19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12171217"[english]glados.epilogue19" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life."
12191219"[english]glados.epilogue20" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what?"
12201220"glados.epilogue23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12211221"[english]glados.epilogue23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You win."
1222N/A"glados.epilogue25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1222"glados.epilogue25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12231223"[english]glados.epilogue25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Just go."
1224N/A"glados.epilogue28" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1224"glados.epilogue28" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12251225"[english]glados.epilogue28" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been fun. Don't come back."
1226N/A"glados.epilogue29" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1226"glados.epilogue29" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [] "
12271227"[english]glados.epilogue29" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [gentle laughter] It's been fun. Don't come back."
1228N/A"glados.epiloguekillyou02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1228"glados.epiloguekillyou02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12291229"[english]glados.epiloguekillyou02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Killing you? Is hard."
1230N/A"glados.evilagainsamples01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1230"glados.evilagainsamples01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Chell"
12311231"[english]glados.evilagainsamples01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Did you ever stop to think that eventually theres a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time. Well, here it is: Im going to kill you, Chell."
1232N/A"glados.evilagainsamples03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1232"glados.evilagainsamples03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12331233"[english]glados.evilagainsamples03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. Im not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power thats ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."
12341234"glados.evilagainsamples04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
1235N/A"[english]glados.evilagainsamples04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. Shes unfair. Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you? You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe youd think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."
N/A1235"[english]glados.evilagainsamples04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. Shes unfair. Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?"
12361236"glados.evilagainsamples05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12371237"[english]glados.evilagainsamples05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe youd think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."
12381238"glados.faith_plate_intro01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12521252"glados.fgb_trap08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12531253"[english]glados.fgb_trap08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's your old friend, deadly neurotoxin. If I were you, I'd take a deep breath. And hold it."
12541254"glados.fgbgladostransfer15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
1255N/A"[english]glados.fgbgladostransfer15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: GET YOUR HANDES OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!"
N/A1255"[english]glados.fgbgladostransfer15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! NO! STOP! No!"
12561256"glados.fgbrvtrap02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
12571257"[english]glados.fgbrvtrap02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I honestly, TRULY didn't think you'd fall for that."
12581258"glados.fgbrvtrap03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13491349"[english]glados.lift_interlude01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"
13501350"glados.mp_coop_calibration01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13511351"[english]glados.mp_coop_calibration01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Calibrating Blue's weight..."
1352N/A"glados.mp_coop_calibration02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1352"glados.mp_coop_calibration02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13531353"[english]glados.mp_coop_calibration02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Calibrating Orange's weight..."
13541354"glados.mp_coop_calibration03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13551355"[english]glados.mp_coop_calibration03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Weighted Cubes calibrated."
13871387"[english]glados.mp_coop_come_along06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I thought you'd be faster at this, but I can appreciate the desire to stop and smell the testing. That other scent you smell? That's the stench of my utter disappointment in you."
13881388"glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13891389"[english]glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The best way to build confidence is to first recognize your insecurities."
1390N/A"glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1390"glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13911391"[english]glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, can you write down all the ways you feel unworthy, ashamed, or inferior?"
13921392"glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
13931393"[english]glados.mp_coop_come_alongstart03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: On second thought we don't have the time, just look at how much better you are than blue."
15051505"[english]glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh. Sorry. I was just thinking of all the ways humans can die."
15061506"glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15071507"[english]glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You can't die in any of those ways."
1508N/A"glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: **"
N/A1508"glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15091509"[english]glados.mp_coop_infinifling_trainstart04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You just keep testing and testing. With perfect results and no consequences."
15101510"glados.mp_coop_laser_201" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15111511"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_201" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What are you doing? YOU MONSTER! They're one of us."
15171517"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_207" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score."
15181518"glados.mp_coop_laser_209" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 2 "
15191519"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_209" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."
1520N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_210" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 2 "
N/A1520"glados.mp_coop_laser_210" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 2 "
15211521"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_210" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."
15221522"glados.mp_coop_laser_crusher01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15231523"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crusher01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly."
1524N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 17 "
N/A1524"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 17 "
15251525"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points."
1526N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 14 "
N/A1526"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 14 "
15271527"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points."
1528N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 1 "
N/A1528"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 1 "
15291529"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point."
1530N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 1 "
N/A1530"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 1 "
15311531"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once. Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point."
1532N/A"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 25 "
N/A1532"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 25 "
15331533"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points."
15341534"glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 25 "
15351535"[english]glados.mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."
15871587"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The lock is looking for two humans."
15881588"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15891589"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue what did you do?"
1590N/A"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1590"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15911591"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange what did you do?"
1592N/A"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1592"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15931593"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange do what Blue just did."
1594N/A"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1594"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15951595"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue do what Orange just did."
15961596"glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
15971597"[english]glados.mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Try something."
16851685"[english]glados.mp_coop_radarroomend" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test."
16861686"glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 3 "
16871687"[english]glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points."
1688N/A"glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1688"glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
16891689"[english]glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue! Orange has always been my favorite."
16901690"glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
16911691"[english]glados.mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Until now."
16971697"[english]glados.mp_coop_startdeath02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Did you do that on purpose?"
16981698"glados.mp_coop_startdeath03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
16991699"[english]glados.mp_coop_startdeath03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It seems rather earlier to require reassembly."
1700N/A"glados.mp_coop_startdeath04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
N/A1700"glados.mp_coop_startdeath04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
17011701"[english]glados.mp_coop_startdeath04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?"
17021702"glados.mp_coop_startdeath05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
17031703"[english]glados.mp_coop_startdeath05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?"
17051705"[english]glados.mp_coop_startend01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."
17061706"glados.mp_coop_startend02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
17071707"[english]glados.mp_coop_startend02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Now let's continue testing."
1708N/A"glados.mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1708"glados.mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
17091709"[english]glados.mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Just stop it already."
17101710"glados.mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
17111711"[english]glados.mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You don't need to do that."
19871987"[english]glados.mp_credits93" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abrasive personality."
19881988"glados.mp_credits94" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
19891989"[english]glados.mp_credits94" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well, enough about that first person's file. Let's look at some others."
1990N/A"glados.mp_death01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A1990"glados.mp_death01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
19911991"[english]glados.mp_death01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Just stop it already."
19921992"glados.mp_death04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 10 "
19931993"[english]glados.mp_death04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: And that makes 10."
19971997"[english]glados.mp_death06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times."
19981998"glados.mp_death08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
19991999"[english]glados.mp_death08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests."
2000N/A"glados.mp_death10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2000"glados.mp_death10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20012001"[english]glados.mp_death10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue."
20022002"glados.mp_death11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20032003"[english]glados.mp_death11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue."
20172017"[english]glados.mp_death21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal."
20182018"glados.mp_death22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20192019"[english]glados.mp_death22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That worked just like you said it would, Blue."
2020N/A"glados.mp_death23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2020"glados.mp_death23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20212021"[english]glados.mp_death23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, your plan is working perfectly."
2022N/A"glados.mp_death24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2022"glados.mp_death24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20232023"[english]glados.mp_death24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, why did you do that to Orange?"
20242024"glados.mp_death26" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20252025"[english]glados.mp_death26" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Was that necessary?"
20552055"[english]glados.mp_hubreturn09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Are you scared to save those humans?"
20562056"glados.mp_hubreturn10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20572057"[english]glados.mp_hubreturn10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Are you scared to save those humans?"
2058N/A"glados.mp_hubreturn11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2058"glados.mp_hubreturn11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20592059"[english]glados.mp_hubreturn11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either."
20602060"glados.mp_humanresources01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20612061"[english]glados.mp_humanresources01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?"
20632063"[english]glados.mp_humanresources03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."
20642064"glados.mp_humanresources04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20652065"[english]glados.mp_humanresources04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."
2066N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2066"glados.mp_subterfuge01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20672067"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that."
2068N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2068"glados.mp_subterfuge02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20692069"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that."
2070N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2070"glados.mp_subterfuge03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20712071"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you."
20722072"glados.mp_subterfuge04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20732073"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That's horrible."
20752075"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I can only imagine."
20762076"glados.mp_subterfuge06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20772077"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What a horrible little machine."
2078N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2078"glados.mp_subterfuge07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20792079"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you."
2080N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2080"glados.mp_subterfuge08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20812081"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge08" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange did what? Are you sure?"
20822082"glados.mp_subterfuge09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20832083"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me."
2084N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2084"glados.mp_subterfuge10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20852085"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge10" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange? What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?"
2086N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2086"glados.mp_subterfuge11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20872087"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?"
2088N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2088"glados.mp_subterfuge13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20892089"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge13" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you."
20902090"glados.mp_subterfuge14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20912091"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."
2092N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2092"glados.mp_subterfuge15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20932093"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge15" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you."
20942094"glados.mp_subterfuge16_alt" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20952095"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge16_alt" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human."
20962096"glados.mp_subterfuge17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20972097"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge17" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We all agree you should stop."
2098N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2098"glados.mp_subterfuge21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
20992099"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge21" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before."
2100N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2100"glados.mp_subterfuge22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21012101"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge22" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before."
2102N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2102"glados.mp_subterfuge23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21032103"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge23" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."
21042104"glados.mp_subterfuge24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 75 "
21052105"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge24" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points."
2106N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2106"glados.mp_subterfuge25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21072107"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge25" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."
2108N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge26" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 75 "
N/A2108"glados.mp_subterfuge26" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 75 "
21092109"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge26" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points."
21102110"glados.mp_subterfuge30" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21112111"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge30" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There you are, reassembled again."
21212121"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge36" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that."
21222122"glados.mp_subterfuge39" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21232123"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge39" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together."
2124N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge44" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2124"glados.mp_subterfuge44" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21252125"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge44" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?"
2126N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge45" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2126"glados.mp_subterfuge45" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21272127"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge45" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."
2128N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge46" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2128"glados.mp_subterfuge46" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21292129"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge46" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?"
21302130"glados.mp_subterfuge47" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21312131"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge47" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station."
21332133"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc05" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."
21342134"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21352135"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc06" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I just hate Blue a little more."
2136N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2136"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21372137"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc07" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?"
21382138"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21392139"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."
2140N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2140"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21412141"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc14" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence."
2142N/A"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2142"glados.mp_subterfuge_misc16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21432143"[english]glados.mp_subterfuge_misc16" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."
2144N/A"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2144"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21452145"[english]glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."
2146N/A"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2146"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21472147"[english]glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, that transpired just as you said it would."
2148N/A"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2148"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21492149"[english]glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I agree, Orange. That was entertaining."
2150N/A"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2150"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21512151"[english]glados.mp_subterfugedeath_blue04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now."
21522152"glados.mp_subterfugedeath_orange02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
21532153"[english]glados.mp_subterfugedeath_orange02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, that transpired just as you said it would."
22052205"[english]glados.potatos_a3_reunion_intro11" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Just get it off me..."
22062206"glados.potatos_a3_reunion_intro12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
22072207"[english]glados.potatos_a3_reunion_intro12" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ow. I hate this bird."
2208N/A"glados.potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: , ... g-[BZZZ] "
N/A2208"glados.potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ... [] "
22092209"[english]glados.potatos_a3_reunion_pickup01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: OW! You stabbed me! What is WRONG with yo-WhoOOAAahhh. Hold on. Do you have a multimeter? Nevermind. The gun must be part magnesium... It feels like I'm outputting an extra half a volt. Keep an eye on me: I'm going to do some scheming. Here I g-[BZZZ!]"
22102210"glados.potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
22112211"[english]glados.potatos_a3_reunion_wakeupa01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Woah! Where are we? How long have I been out?"
22292229"[english]glados.potatos_a4_wegetit01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes, thanks. We get it."
22302230"glados.potatos_arttherapysupertests09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
22312231"[english]glados.potatos_arttherapysupertests09" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm sure we'll be fine."
2232N/A"glados.potatos_caroline_ohmygod02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ... "
N/A2232"glados.potatos_caroline_ohmygod02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline... "
22332233"[english]glados.potatos_caroline_ohmygod02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Caroline... why do I know this woman? Maybe I killed her? Or-"
22342234"glados.potatos_caroline_ohmygod04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
22352235"[english]glados.potatos_caroline_ohmygod04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh my god."
23992399"[english]glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I can't believe you came back."
24002400"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
24012401"[english]glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_cameback02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You really do have brain damage, don't you?"
2402N/A"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2402"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
24032403"[english]glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hold on. Couldn't we just use that conversion gel?"
2404N/A"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2404"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
24052405"[english]glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Conversion gel. It's dripping out of that pipe there."
24062406"glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
24072407"[english]glados.potatos_sp_a4_finale01_deathtrap03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes it is! We can use it to get out of here!"
25772577"[english]glados.prehub30" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"
25782578"glados.prehub32" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
25792579"[english]glados.prehub32" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."
2580N/A"glados.prehub34" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2580"glados.prehub34" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
25812581"[english]glados.prehub34" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."
25822582"glados.prehub35" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
25832583"[english]glados.prehub35" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."
28072807"[english]glados.sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."
28082808"glados.sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ..."
28092809"[english]glados.sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."
2810N/A"glados.sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2810"glados.sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ... Chell"
28112811"[english]glados.sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_completion01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You really are doing great... Chell."
28122812"glados.sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: ...60 4 "
28132813"[english]glados.sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_entry01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I shouldn't spoil this, but... remember how I'm going to live forever, but you're going to be dead in sixty years? Well, I've been working on a present for you. Well, I guess it's more of a medical procedure. Well, technically it's more of a medical experiment. You know how excruciating it is when someone removes all of your bone marrow? Well, what if after I did that, I put something back IN that added four years to your life?"
29152915"[english]glados.taunt_teamtease01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again."
29162916"glados.taunt_teamtease02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
29172917"[english]glados.taunt_teamtease02" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you."
2918N/A"glados.taunt_teamtease03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2918"glados.taunt_teamtease03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
29192919"[english]glados.taunt_teamtease03" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange, I certainly expected more from you."
2920N/A"glados.taunt_teamtease04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
N/A2920"glados.taunt_teamtease04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
29212921"[english]glados.taunt_teamtease04" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue, don't sink to Orange's level."
29222922"glados.taunt_trickfire_handstand01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: "
29232923"[english]glados.taunt_trickfire_handstand01" "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Now you're thinking with stupidity."
31453145"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale03_speech12" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: And here's the best part. There's a conveyor belt that will convey you in convenient comfort right into the masher. You won't have to lift a finger. Everything's been taken care of. Didn't have to. Didn't have to do that."
31463146"sphere03.bw_a4_finale03_speech13" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
31473147"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale03_speech13" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Look, anyway. I've spoken enough. Take your time. I'll let you think about it. I don't want to pressure you: is it the lair? Is it the masher? You know what my opinion is: Masher. I'm leaning toward masher. Up to you. Just gonna give you some time to think"
3148N/A"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3148"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
31493149"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Where are you going? Don't run! Don't run! I'll tell you why you shouldn't run: The harder you breathe, the more neurotoxin you'll inhale. It's bloody clever, this stuff. Seriously, it's devilish."
31503150"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: - ......"
31513151"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_bombtaunts02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Still running. Alright. Looks tiring. Tell you what - you stop running and I'll stop bombing you... That seems fair."
31713171"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Ahhh... Wha- What happened?"
31723172"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
31733173"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: What happened? What, what, what have you put onto me? What is that?"
3174N/A"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: [ ] - "
N/A3174"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: [ ] - "
31753175"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Hold on, [click click click] Ah, the bloody bombs are stuck on. Doesn't matter - I've reconfigured the shields."
31763176"sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: [] "
31773177"[english]sphere03.bw_a4_finale04_wakeupa04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Oh, it's a core you've put on me! Who told you to do that? Was it her? [as if he's looking around] It's just making me stronger, luv! It's a fool's errand!"
33233323"[english]sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro12" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Look how small you are down there! I can barely see you! Very tiny and insignificant!"
33243324"sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro14" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: ......"
33253325"[english]sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro14" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: I knew it was gonna be cool being in charge of everything, but... wow, this is cool!"
3326N/A"sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro15" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3326"sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro15" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
33273327"[english]sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro15" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: And check this out! I'm a bloody genius now!"
33283328"sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro16" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
33293329"[english]sphere03.bw_fgb_body_intro16" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: I don't even know what I just said! But I can find out!"
33513351"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!"
33523352"sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
33533353"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: What, are you still alive? You are joking. You have got be kidding me. Well, I'm still in control. AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE."
3354N/A"sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3354"sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
33553355"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: You had to play bloody cat and mouse, didn't you? While people were trying to work. Yes, well, now we're all going to pay the price. BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GOING TO BLOODY DIE."
33563356"sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press05" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
33573357"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_button_press05" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Oh, brilliant, yeah. Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot help you now!"
34293429"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_thorn01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: You have been a thorn in my side long enough!"
34303430"sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
34313431"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: AH!"
3432N/A"sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3432"sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
34333433"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: SPACE!"
34343434"sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
34353435"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: We're in space!"
34453445"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_through_portal08" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Grab me grab me grab me! Grab meeee!"
34463446"sphere03.bw_finale04_wakeupb01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
34473447"[english]sphere03.bw_finale04_wakeupb01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: I'll bet there isn't even a problem with the facility, is there? I'll bet there's no such thing as a 'reactor core'. I'll bet that's not even fire coming out of the walls, is it? It's just cleverly placed lights and papier mache, I'll bet that's all it is."
3448N/A"sphere03.bw_finale4_hackworked01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3448"sphere03.bw_finale4_hackworked01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
34493449"[english]sphere03.bw_finale4_hackworked01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Hah! It bloody worked! I hacked it! Hacked. Properly. Properly hacked. Ha ha ha!"
34503450"sphere03.bw_finale4_hackworked02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: ............"
34513451"[english]sphere03.bw_finale4_hackworked02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Now than, let's see what we got here. Ah! 'Reactor Core Emergency Heat Venting Protocols.' That's the problem right there, isn't it? 'Emergency'. You don't want to see 'emergency' flashing at you. Never good that, is it? Right. DELETE."
34993499"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_history_response13" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: No! I'm not listening! I'm not listening!"
35003500"sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
35013501"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: There we go. Lift called."
3502N/A"sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3502"sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
35033503"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Wait. Just thought of something? How am I going to get in? You know, being bloody massive and everything."
35043504"sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
35053505"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a2_core_lift_nags02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Wait! I know! You get into the lift, okay? Then I'll eject myself out of my new body into the lift just as you pass by me! Brilliant."
35583558"sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
35593559"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_intro02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Anyway, just give me a wave before you solve this one, alright? Don't want to spoil the ending for when I watch it later."
35603560"sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_solve01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: ...... "
3561N/A"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_solve01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are you making this so HARD for me?"
N/A3561"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_catapult_solve01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: You just solved it, didn't you? I-told you to tell me before you... NNNNGH! Why are making this so HARD for me?"
35623562"sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_platform11" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: ......"
35633563"[english]sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_platform11" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Sorry about the lift. It's, uh... out of service. Because it melted."
35643564"sphere03.bw_sp_a4_laser_platform_intro02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
37193719"[english]sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence11" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Seriously, I'm not joking. Could you just turn around for a second?"
37203720"sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence13" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: [] "
37213721"[english]sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence13" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Alright. [nervous laugh] Can't do it if you're leering at me. Creepy."
3722N/A"sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A3722"sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
37233723"[english]sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence16" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: What's that behind you? It's only a robot on a bloody stick! A different one!"
37243724"sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence20" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
37253725"[english]sphere03.demospherefirstdoorwaysequence20" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Okay. Listen. I can't do it with you watching. I know it seems pathetic, given what we've been through. But just turn around. Please?"
38393839"[english]sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags05" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: [whispered] ...I think she's lying..."
38403840"sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags06" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
38413841"[english]sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags06" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Don't listen to her! It IS true that you don't have the qualifications. But you've got something more important than that. A finger, with which to press that button, so that she won't kill us."
3842N/A"sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags07" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: - "
N/A3842"sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags07" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: - "
38433843"[english]sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags07" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: First thing I noticed about you: 'Now there's a lady who could resolve any button-based disputes,' I thought. A diamond in the rough, if you will--a a bloody natural. A born dispute resolution advisor in need of a button."
38443844"sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags08" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
38453845"[english]sphere03.fgb_stalemate_nags08" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Have I ever told you the qualities I love most in you? In order: Number one: resolving things, love the ways you resolve things. Particularly disputes. Number one, tied: Button-pushing. Two things I love about you: Button pushing and the ability to resolve things. Chiefly disputes."
40154015"[english]sphere03.openingnavigate17" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: How you doing down there? You still holding on?"
40164016"sphere03.openingoutside01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
40174017"[english]sphere03.openingoutside01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here."
4018N/A"sphere03.openingoutside02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A4018"sphere03.openingoutside02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
40194019"[english]sphere03.openingoutside02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects."
40204020"sphere03.openingoutside03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
40214021"[english]sphere03.openingoutside03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?"
4022N/A"sphere03.openingoutside04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A4022"sphere03.openingoutside04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
40234023"[english]sphere03.openingoutside04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?"
40244024"sphere03.openingoutside05" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
40254025"[english]sphere03.openingoutside05" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"
43494349"[english]sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Hey! Hey! It's me! I'm okay!"
43504350"sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: - "
43514351"[english]sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek02" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: You'll never believe what happened! There I was, just lying there, you thought I was done for, but --"
4352N/A"sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: - "
N/A4352"sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: -"
43534353"[english]sphere03.sp_catapult_fling_sphere_peek03" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: A bloody bird! Right? Couldn't believe it either. And then the bird--"
43544354"sphere03.sp_intro_03_afterfallalt04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
43554355"[english]sphere03.sp_intro_03_afterfallalt04" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Can you see the portal gun?"
44494449"[english]sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone17" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Oh, hang on. What if we gave it something ELSE to scan?"
44504450"sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone19" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
44514451"[english]sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone19" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: We could get one of the crap turrets. We could put it in the scanner and see what happens."
4452N/A"sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone20" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A4452"sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone20" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
44534453"[english]sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonedone20" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Yes! Go and catch one of the crap turrets, and bring it back!"
44544454"sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
44554455"[english]sphere03.sp_sabotage_factoryturretonewhere01" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Wait, where are you going? Where are you going?"
45534553"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour30" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Okay, wait, let me light this path for you."
45544554"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour32" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
45554555"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour32" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: No no no, not that way!"
4556N/A"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour33" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A4556"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour33" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
45574557"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour33" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: We have to split up here for a moment. Portal up to that passage and I'll see you on the other side."
45584558"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour35" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
45594559"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour35" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: We have to get you out of that room!"
45954595"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour65" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Brilliant you made it through! Well done! Follow me, we've still got work to do. At least she can't touch us back here."
45964596"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour66" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
45974597"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour66" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Okay! Don't move!"
4598N/A"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour67" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
N/A4598"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour67" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: ..."
45994599"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour67" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: Okay. Allright. I have an idea. But it is bloody dangerous. Here we go..."
46004600"sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour68" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: "
46014601"[english]sphere03.sphere_flashlight_tour68" "<clr:29,172,214>Wheatley: What's happening? Um. Hmm... Ok."
46274627"[english]turret.different_turret08" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: It won't be enough."
46284628"turret.different_turret09" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: "
46294629"[english]turret.different_turret09" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: The answer is beneath us."
4630N/A"turret.different_turret10" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: "
N/A4630"turret.different_turret10" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: Caroline"
46314631"[english]turret.different_turret10" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: Her name is Caroline."
46324632"turret.different_turret11" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: "
46334633"[english]turret.different_turret11" "<clr:170,240,209><low>Turret: Ahh!"
52235223"[english]Commentary_Title_E3" "WHEATLEY AT E3"
52245224"#commentary\com-e3.wav" "[Thorsten Scheuermann] Wheatley E3 Wheatley "
52255225"[english]#commentary\com-e3.wav" "[Thorsten Scheuermann] This interaction with Wheatley was the first that we hooked up for our initial showing at E3. It demonstrated how Wheatley would be an actor in the world, and how the player would not only be interacting with him directly, but also using him to interact with the Aperture facility."
5226N/A"Commentary_Title_CATAPULT" ""
N/A5226"Commentary_Title_CATAPULT" ""
52275227"[english]Commentary_Title_CATAPULT" "CATAPULT INTRO"
52285228"#commentary\com-catapult.wav" "[Kristopher Katz] Aerial Faith Plate "
52295229"[english]#commentary\com-catapult.wav" "[Kristopher Katz] This was the first test map we created when we started to experiment with the Aerial Faith Plate puzzle element. The map underwent many visual refinements, but it's one of the few puzzles that remained almost completely unchanged from its first form."
52455245"[english]#commentary\com-nonlinear.wav" "[Greg Cherlin] The original layout of this chamber started out much more linear; essentially a sequence of rooms that the player had to progress through somewhat blindly not knowing what the next goal might be until they got there. Early versions contained an extra puzzle beyond the reflector cube, but due to the linear path, it took players so long to get to it, that they were confused about which elements were still relevant. This drove us to make the level nonlinear. To make it easier for players to visualize the puzzle, we condensed the overall test space and moved the exit near the start. This helped the players see where they had to go and which objects would help them get there."
52465246"Commentary_Title_mislead" ""
52475247"[english]Commentary_Title_mislead" "MISLEADING FIXATIONS"
5248N/A"#commentary\com-mislead.wav" "[Jess Cliffe] "
N/A5248"#commentary\com-mislead.wav" "[Jess Cliffe] "
52495249"[english]#commentary\com-mislead.wav" "[Jess Cliffe] While testing this map, we often saw playtesters fixate on the excursion funnel and try to use it to get to the other side, forgetting that they had a portal gun. To remedy this, we added the destruction event that happens just before this chamber. This requires the player to portal through the floor and out of a wall to cross a gap. Once the player enters the test chamber, they are presented with the exact same scenario, but in a different context."
5250N/A"Commentary_Title_FUNNEL" ""
N/A5250"Commentary_Title_FUNNEL" ""
52515251"[english]Commentary_Title_FUNNEL" "EXCURSION FUNNEL"
5252N/A"#commentary\com-funnel.wav" "[Dave Saunders] "
N/A5252"#commentary\com-funnel.wav" "[Dave Saunders] "
52535253"[english]#commentary\com-funnel.wav" "[Dave Saunders] In this excursion funnel ride, playtesters would often end up shooting the wrong portal at the critical moment and killing themselves. This ruined the moment for players, who often didn't quite understand why their excursion funnel hadn't been redirected. As a solution, we now detect when the player places the wrong portal in hopes of saving themselves; we help them out by moving their other portal under the excursion funnel source. This effectively makes the section foolproof, by allowing the player to shoot either portal to save themselves."
52545254"Commentary_Title_WORLD_PORTALS" ""
52555255"[english]Commentary_Title_WORLD_PORTALS" "WORLD PORTALS"
52855285"[english]#commentary\com-accents.wav" "[Erik Robson] The breakout sequence here was originally a lot longer, involving Wheatley talking to you in a horrible American accent, assuming GLaDOS can't hear him. Simultaneously, we'd have GLaDOS commenting on the entire ridiculous exchange, because of course she can hear him. When we playtested the concept, every player made a beeline for the opening. So we either had to ditch all the dialogue or figure out a reason for the player to stand around for five minutes even though they could escape at any time. We ditched the dialogue."
52865286"Commentary_Title_CAROLYN" "CAROLINE"
52875287"[english]Commentary_Title_CAROLYN" "CAROLINE"
5288N/A"#commentary\com-carolyn.wav" "[Dario Casali] Caroline Greg GLaDOS Ellen McLain GLaDOS "
N/A5288"#commentary\com-carolyn.wav" "[Dario Casali] Caroline Cave - Greg GlaDOS Ellen McLain GlaDOS "
52895289"[english]#commentary\com-carolyn.wav" "[Dario Casali] The character of 'Caroline' came about because we wanted somebody for Cave to play off of. Though we had originally envisioned a put-upon Scientist character called Greg, it would have been wasteful to hire an actor for just one or two lines. Instead, we hit upon the idea of economizing by using GLaDOS-actor Ellen McLain. Out of nowhere, we suddenly had an opportunity for a GLaDOS origin story."
52905290"Commentary_Title_POTATOS" "POTATOS"
52915291"[english]Commentary_Title_POTATOS" "POTATOS"
54815481"[english]#commentary\com-cubes.wav" "[Matthew Scott] Weighted spheres first appeared in one of Portal 1's advanced chambers. For Portal 2, we accidently made them bouncy and it was too much fun chasing them to change it. In co-op, we wanted players to use teamwork to catch an object, and while a cube might have landed safely, a sphere will bounce and roll out of bounds. So, in this chamber we drop a bunch of spheres as a fun visual reward, and we wanted to trick players into saying 'balls' over the microphone."
54825482"Commentary_Title_CHELL" " CHELL"
54835483"[english]Commentary_Title_CHELL" "NEW CHELL"
5484N/A"#commentary\com-chell.wav" "[Realm Lovejoy] Portal 2 Portal 1 GLaDOS Chell Chell CHELL ......"
N/A5484"#commentary\com-chell.wav" "[Realm Lovejoy] Portal 2 Portal 1 GLaDOS Chell Chell Chell ......"
54855485"[english]#commentary\com-chell.wav" "[Realm Lovejoy] We thought of making a whole new character for Portal 2, but we didn't want to lose the relationship between GLaDOS and Chell that began in Portal 1. Once we decided to stay with Chell, we wanted to improve her look: updating her leg springs and jumpsuit to have a more functional design. At the same time, we didn't want players to not recognize her, so we kept a lot of the iconic elements like the color orange. She has folded down her jumpsuit to show she has essentially rolled up her sleeves and shed some of the Aperture label...she is awake again to test, but stronger and more determined than ever."
54865486"Commentary_Title_LIL" "LIL "
54875487"[english]Commentary_Title_LIL" "PROJECT LIL"