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Party Escort Bot = Beans, the creator of the Party Escort Beans Enrichment Center Activity and the Escorting Adventure has shown more strange images... that do not seem to be related to An Escorting Adventure.

How it started

So, here i was, looking at the "An Escorting Adventure" page, with Party Escort Bot = Beans congratulating me for decoding his announcements, and when i clicked the link to "Behind The Text", i discovered something... major: EVERYTHING, but absolutely everything, even the title, had been erased. I clicked the "View history" tab to report the one who did that for vandalism, when i found out that it was intended. Here comes the test re... The messages.

The messages

The title

The title itself seems to be a message. It says "offline", much like when Scott Cawthon, the creator of the infamous first person horror game known as Five Nights at Freddy's, had finished Five Nights at Freddy's 2 and had published an image showing only the text "offline", with a huge, yellow number 3 that could appear in the lower right corner when you brightened it.

References to Five Nights at Freddy's 3

Strangely enough, those messages bear (see what i did there?) a striking resemblance to those of Scott Cawthon promoting Five Nights at Freddy's 3: The number 3, the word "offline"... The number 3 might not be intended, but the "offline" word is an obvious reference. Scott Cawthon is currently promoting Five Nights at Freddy's: The Final Chapter or Five Nights at Freddy's 4: let's hope Party Escort Bot = Beans won't show such creepy images!

The first encoded message

The first encoded message says "bK018p9iUsWcwFKOfUUHlzdXuFnFKapZSnz3PSNqLjU=", followed by a link to a site named "http://texthex.com/". The site seems to be made to encrypt or decrypt secret messages. Sadly, you need to put the correct secret word, and we don't know what it is, so we can't decode this message right now.

The second message

The second message is "Dvoxlnv... 00110011... ...gl... ...gl gl glglglgllglglglglgl GSIVV... 3. 3-3. 3-3-3 c 3. c c c ccccccccc VIILI 3 - V3 - 3 - GSIVV gsivv", followed by a link to a site named "http://www.theproblemsite.com/codes/backwards.asp". Putting this message into the encoder and decoding it gives the following message: "Welcome... 00110011... ...to... ...to to totototootototototo THREE... 3. 3-3. 3-3-3 x 3. x x x xxxxxxxxx ERROR 3 - E3 - 3 - THREE three". If you translate the binary included in the message, the result is "Welcome... 3... ...to... ...to to totototootototototo THREE... 3. 3-3. 3-3-3 x 3. x x x xxxxxxxxx ERROR 3 - E3 - 3 - THREE three". Given the "weirdness" of the message, it is can be assumed that GLaDOS from Portal 1 is talking. E3 is probably a reference to Valve's E3 (year) videos, but it may have another meaning, because of the words "ERROR 3". Another reference to Five Nights at Freddy's 3 is that the number 3 is repeated over and over again.

Page cleared again?

UPDATE: This page will now be updated at least twice a week!

It happened again: I go back to the Behind the Text page to see if anything has changed, and as of May 14, 2015, the page has been renamed to "surprise" and only shows an image of the word "escort" on a black background. Now, what is the "surprise"? Will it come soon? Is it related to the image? Let's find out...

Attempts to decode "escort"

The secret word

The first thing i thought about was that "escort" was the secret word to put on texthex.com, and i was right, but the "bK018p9iUsWcwFKOfUUHlzdXuFnFKapZSnz3PSNqLjU=" thingy only means "3". Now, maybe there's another thing with it.

An Escorting Adventure

Since the word "escort" is shown, i assume that it is a new weird message promoting An Escorting Adventure, but since Party Escort Bot = Beans has confirmed[1] An Escorting Adventure, i strongly doubt he would make us think again, since we know what will happen in An Escorting Adventure.

The Scott Cawthon/Five Nights at Freddy's 3 way

Let's try the Scott Cawthon way, which is to brighten the image. I thought of that because the image bears (see what i did there again?) a striking resemblance to Scott Cawthon's "offline" image, and, as the title says, surprise:

Party Escort Bot = Beans = Scott Cawthon remade?

You probably either don't see the number 3, either don't get the joke. If you don't get the joke, then here it is explained: Scott Cawthon's first Five Nights at Freddy's 3 teaser showed the word "offline" with a big, yellow 3 in the lower right corner: This image shows the word "escort" with a small, grey 3 in the lower right corner. It's just a remake!

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