Portal 2 All Singleplayer Voice Lines

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Here is all singleplayer voice lines of portal 2. Pictogram wait.png In Progress

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

Relaxation Chamber

  • Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Good. Now please return to your bed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • Announcer: "Good morning. You have been in suspension for nine nine nine... nine nine ni- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should immediately vacate [FADES OUT]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Before Opening The Door
Wake-Up Call
  • Wheatley: "HA! I knew someone was alive in here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play Line plays upon door open but is interrupted after "HA!" by the next line, when Wheatley sees Chell.
  • Wheatley: "AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Please prepare for emergency evacuation." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • Wheatley: "You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
Container Ride
  • Wheatley: "Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "How you doing down there? You still holding on?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Hold on! This is a bit tricky!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Wheatley: "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


Test Chamber 00

  • Announcer: "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • Announcer: "Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play


  • Announcer: "Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill after the "cube and button-based testing" information:

  • Announcer: "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chamber 01

  • Announcer: "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Good!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • Announcer: "Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test Chamber 02


Test Chambers 03 & 04

Test Chamber 05

Test Chamber 06

Test Chambers 7 & 8

Disengagement from Rail

If player has not picked up Wheatley by the time he finishes the previous line

Plug-in scene
Secret Panel
First Oracle Turret Appearance

Her Chamber

Entrance to GLaDOS's Ruined Chamber
Passing through GLaDOS's Ruined Chamber
Jump down the stairs
Breaker Room
GLaDOS Reawakening

Incinerator