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| Unban KEMONO_PANTSU now. She has gotten her 182 accounts banned for no reason.
| | This is a transcript of Episode 5 of [[The Underground]]. <br /> |
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| Stack Overflow yukkuri_reimu
| | ''Fade to the Ego Core's point of view, who is falling down a tube.''<br /> |
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| Stack Overflow KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': Honestly, these tubes must go on forever! My lord, am I going to get incinerated or are you just trying to erode me with all this silly wind? I've been flying about for almost fifty months now. I can't imagine why I'd be near anywhere! I'm obviously the most educated sphere midst imbeciles. <br /> |
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| Stack Overflow KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | ''A light appears at the end of the tube.''<br /> |
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| Mathematics Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_2
| | '''Ego''': About time that incinerator shows up. What? That's not even the main incinerator! Did those bastards think they could throw me in some little auxiliary incinerator and get away with it? I have never been so insulted in my life. If you're going to fry me, at least I could... <br /> |
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| Mathematics Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_3
| | [[File:Putmeback.png|thumb|320px|right|''Put me back in the tube.'']] |
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| Mathematics Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | '' A claw appears and grabs the Ego Core, cut to black and fade to another tube''<br /> |
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| Academia Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | '''Ego''': Oh, sweet mercy, not more tubes! This can't be happening.<br /> |
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| Meta Stack Exchange yukkuri_reimu
| | ''Cut to the studio, the Ego Core lands on the chair.''<br /> |
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| Japanese Language Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_4
| | ''Pause as the Ego Core recovers''<br /> |
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| Arqade - Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_5
| | '''Both''': You!? <br /> |
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| Chess Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_6
| | '''Ego''': (irritated) Put me back in the tube.<br /> |
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| 3D Printing Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_7
| | ''Opening sequence plays.'' <br /> |
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| Artificial Intelligence Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_8
| | ''Applause'' <br /> |
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| Bioinformatics Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_9
| | '''Interview''': Jonathan! I haven't seen you since I was a functioning part of the facility! <br /> |
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| Software Engineering Stack Exchange KEMONO_PANTSU_10
| | '''Ego''': Don't flatter yourself, you were never a functioning part of anything.<br /> |
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| 教えて!goo KEMONO__PANTSU
| | '''Anthony''': Wait, I'm so confused.<br /> |
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| 教えて!goo KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Interview''': (to Anthony) Oh, this is the Ego Core. We used to process test subjects together back in the day. Well, what am I doing talking to you? (to Ego Core) Jonathan, how've you been?<br /> |
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| GameFAQs KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': What an absurdly ambiguous question. <br /> |
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| Wikipedia KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Interview''': 'Scuse me? <br /> |
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| teratail KEMONO_PANTSU_i
| | '''Ego''': An individual like me, with such an array of fascinating qualities, how would I even begin to tell you how I've ''been?'' <br /> |
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| teratail KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | '''Interview''': Well, I see you haven't changed. <br /> |
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| teratail KEMONO_PANTSU_Z
| | '''Ego''': Are you genuine!? Why would I have changed? <br /> |
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| German Wikipedia KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Interview''': I just... well, in any case, how've you been keeping yourself busy? <br /> |
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| MyAnimeList KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': Well, if you must know, I've been enlightening some of my uneducated peers.<br /> |
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| teratail WhyBan
| | '''Interview''': Is that so? <br /> |
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| Wikimedia Commons KEMONO_PANTSU
| | [[File:Alice.png|thumb|320px|right|''My wife's name was Alice... almost.'']] |
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| Wiktionary KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': But my illustrious mind was quite beyond them. It's truly a burden to be as ''incredible'' as myself. It's not every day Aperture builds a core like me. Perfect! Inside and out. Those simpletons clearly couldn't appreciate my intellectual gifts. They couldn't cope with my superiority! So they've sent me off. What is this place, anyway? <br /> |
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| Wikiquote KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Interview''': Oh, you like it? I got my own talk show just like I've always dreamed.<br /> |
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| Wikimedia Foundation - Global lock KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': Since ''when?''<br /> |
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| Wikispecies KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Interview''': Since... you know... ''always?''<br /> |
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| Minecraft Wiki - Fandom KEMONO-PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': You've completely gone round the bend.<br /> |
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| Wikibooks KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Interview''': You're as charming as ever, Jonathan.<br /> |
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| Pokémon Wiki - Fandom KEMONO-PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': Oh, don't call me that. Call me ''Onathan.''<br /> |
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| Wikivoyage KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Interview''': Onathan? What's wrong with Jonathan?<br /> |
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| Wikidata KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Ego''': I despise the letter J. <br /> |
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| Wikimedia Incubator KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Interview''': Why? <br /> |
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| teratail KEMONO_PANTSU_j
| | '''Ego''': I don't like to pronounce it. It bothers me.<br /> |
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| Wikimedia Foundation - Global lock KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Interview''': It's no wonder everyone hated you.<br /> |
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| MediaWiki KEMONO_PUSSY
| | '''Ego''': ''Everybody?'' Oh, please, I find that extraordinarily unlikely.<br /> |
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| Meta-Wiki KEMONO_PUSSY
| | '''Interview''': Are you kidding?<br /> |
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| Wikiversity KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | '''Ego''': The entire population of the Earth. Every sentient being. You've interviewed them all, I suppose. And they all agree? This consensus among every single last person, that they all hate me? ''Me?'' Many of them haven't even met me! <br /> |
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| Wikidata KEMONO_PANTSU_Y
| | '''Interview''': I envy them. <br /> |
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| Korean Wikipedia KEMONO_MANKO
| | '''Ego''': They're probably only else. <br /> |
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| Gaia Online KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Anthony''': My wife's name was Alice. Almost. <br /> |
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| Mathematics Stack Exchange XENONISM
| | '''Both''': No one cares! <br /> |
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| Meta Stack Overflow XENONISM
| | '''Anthony''': Oh... <br /> |
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| Wikimedia Incubator XENONISM
| | [[File:Judgement.png|thumb|320px|right|The Ego Core meets the Mainframe]] |
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| Japanese Wikipedia XENONISM
| | '''Ego''': Well, now that I'm down here, as a personality construct of my superior stature, I find it necessary to impart on you some of my great wisdom and intellect. For starters, I... (cut off)<br /> |
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| Wikipedia XENONISM
| | ''Booing.'' <br /> |
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| Wiktionary XENONISM
| | '''Ego''': What's that noise? <br /> |
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| French Wikipedia XENONISM
| | ''Booing cuts off.'' <br /> |
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| Wikimedia Foundation - Global lock XENONISM
| | '''Interview''': Oh, what's that? I don't think our audience is very interested! <br /> |
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| Medium KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Ego''': Audience? ''Audience!?'' You don't even have chairs, let alone an audience! What kind of pathetic sham do you think you're running here? In this rank little kit you call a studio. My God, you're pathetic. How did you even get here? <br /> |
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| Warframe Forums KEMONO_PANTSU
| | ''Ego Core is taken by the claw.'' <br /> |
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| Warframe Forums KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | '''Ego''': (as he is carried away) Oh, unhand me! Get your filthy claws off of me, you cretin! Do you know who I am? <br /> |
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| Gaia Online KEMONO_PANTSU_1
| | '''Interview''': That's enough out of you! <br /> |
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| Medium KEMONO_PANTSU_X
| | ''The Ego Core is shown being carried around several maintenance areas before being place below the Mainframe, complaining during the whole time.'' <br /> |
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| Physics Stack Exchange PANTSU_KEMONO
| | '''Ego''': They can't do this to me! I'm the best core ever made for starters! (another area) However, if I was offered the position of Pope, I would have to say... (another area) ...but I think my real passion is manufacturing. (in the Mainframe's lair) ...And that is why the Belgian waffle is so ''worthy'' of my contempt. <br /> |
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| TV Tropes KEMONO-PANTSU
| | '''Mainframe''': Well, that attitude of yours could use some work, but I think I could use an ego boost. <br /> |
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| Stack Overflow KEMONO_PANTSU_
| | ''Wipe back to the studio.'' |
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| Appropedia KEMONO_PANTSU
| | '''Interview''': You know, it's times like this I wish I had a neck. So I could just hang myself. |
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| Amino KEMONO_PANTSU
| | ''End credits.'' |
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