Merchandise

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Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye.

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— GLaDOS

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Since the release of Portal 2, various pieces of merchandise – such as mousepads, posters, and clothing – have been made available for purchase through the Portal catalog of the Valve Store. Most of the merchandise depicts the various characters, logos, and equipment found throughout the Portal universe.

List of Merchandise

Accessories

Aperture Knitted Scarf $30.00 · Details	Aperture Water Bottle $18.00 · Details
Snuggable Companion Cube Plush $25.00 · Details	Catch Me Mousepad $12.00 · Details
Portal 2 Wheatley Plush Key Chain $13.00 · Details	Turret Water Bottle $20.00 · Details
Huggable Companion Cube $45.00 · Details	Classic Aperture Logo Mug $10.00 · Details
Wheatley Plush $25.00 · Details	Companion Cube Poem Mousepad $15.00 · Details
Portal Aperture Laboratories Messenger Bag $65.00 · Details	Companion Cube Wallet $17.00 · Details

Apparel

Jacket - Programmer $109.00 · Details	Jacket - Engineer $150.00 · Details
Jacket - Scientist Womens $120.00 · Details

Prints

Portal 2 Tribute $25.00 · Details	Terminal Velocity $25.00 · Details
Aperture Crest $25.00 · Details	Chell's Cake $25.00 · Details
Porting $25.00 · Details	There is No Escape $25.00 · Details
The Cake is a Fabrication $25.00 · Details	Catch Me $25.00 · Details
Companion Cube Poem $25.00 · Details	Portal 2 Game Print $25.00 · Details