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*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav|"You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_fgb_defiance16.wav|"You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_hearcave_b01.wav|"I swear I know him..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_hearcave_b01.wav|"I swear I know him..."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_longfall_speech03.wav|"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_longfall_speech03.wav|"BECAUSE I'M A POTATO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup02.wav|"Oh. It's you. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup03.wav|"Come to gloat?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup04.wav|"Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup05.wav|"Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup06.wav|"That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup07.wav|"Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup08.wav|"In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup10.wav|"Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fat fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup11.wav|"Stay back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests05.wav|"This is one of MY tests!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests05.wav|"This is one of MY tests!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests07.wav|"Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_newtests07.wav|"Alright. He's not even trying to be subtle anymore."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt22.wav|"5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt22.wav|"5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt23.wav|"I'm done."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt23.wav|"I'm done."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone01.wav|"Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone02.wav|"Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone03.wav|"That's it. Scan it for me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone04.wav|"So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone05.wav|"The end."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone06.wav|"The end?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone07.wav|"That's not funny."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone08.wav|"Do either of you feel like laughing?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone09.wav|"Alright, I'm pulling you out."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav|"Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav|"As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav|"At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav|"Briefly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav|"Reactions?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav|"Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav|"Do you feel more human?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav|"Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition01.wav|"Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition01.wav|"Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition02.wav|"To reiterate: This is not a competition."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition02.wav|"To reiterate: This is not a competition."]]
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*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition10.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition10.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition13.wav|"I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition13.wav|"I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav|"Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav|"So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav|"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav|"That's where YOU come in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav|"Get going. I'll fill you in along the way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav|"GO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector01.wav|"Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector02.wav|"Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector04.wav|"NO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector05.wav|"Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb01.wav|"Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb02.wav|"Okay. Plan B. We need humans."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro01.wav|"Please wave to your partner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro01.wav|"Please wave to your partner."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro02.wav|"The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro02.wav|"The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team."]]
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* [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]
* [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]


=== Unused lines ===
== Unused lines ==
=== Alternate Potatos dialogue ===
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_lonely02.wav|"I was so bored, I actually read the entire literary canon of the human race. Ugh. I hope YOU didn't write any of them."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup02.wav|"Oh. It's you. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup03.wav|"Come to gloat?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup04.wav|"Go on. Get a goooood lonnnnng look."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup05.wav|"Go on. Get a big fat eyeful. With your big fat eyes."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup06.wav|"That's right. A potato just called your eyes fat."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup07.wav|"Now your fat eyes have seen everything."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup08.wav|"In case you were wondering: Yes. I'm still a potato. Go away."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup10.wav|"Wait. Why DID you trundle over here? You're not HUNGRY, are you? It's hard to see, what's that in your hand? Knowing you it's a deep fat fryer."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS potatos_meetup11.wav|"Stay back."]]
 
=== "Evil again" samples ===
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom and raw computational power that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard. She’s unfair.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]
== Unused Co-op human storyline ==
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav|"Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav|"So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav|"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav|"That's where YOU come in."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav|"Get going. I'll fill you in along the way."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav|"GO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector01.wav|"Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector02.wav|"Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector04.wav|"NO."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector05.wav|"Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb01.wav|"Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb02.wav|"Okay. Plan B. We need humans."]]
=== Unused Co-op artifact storyline ===
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone01.wav|"Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone02.wav|"Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone03.wav|"That's it. Scan it for me."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone04.wav|"So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone05.wav|"The end."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone06.wav|"The end?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone07.wav|"That's not funny."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone08.wav|"Do either of you feel like laughing?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone09.wav|"Alright, I'm pulling you out."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav|"Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav|"As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav|"At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav|"Briefly."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav|"Reactions?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav|"Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav|"Do you feel more human?"]]
*[[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav|"Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."]]


== Notes ==
== Notes ==

Revision as of 18:00, 23 May 2011

This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Portal

See also: Portal

Test Chambers 00-02


If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open


Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

See also: Handheld Portal Device

Test Chambers 03-04


Test Chambers 05-08




Test Chambers 09-11

During the level:



Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device


Test Chambers 12-16




If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area


Test Chamber 17


Test Chamber 18

If a Storage Cube is lost in the water

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area


Test Chamber 19

During escape



On destroying a security camera


Cake recipe core

Curiosity core

Final battle

When the player picks up the morality core


First core destroyed

"[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.


Second core destroyed


Third core destroyed



Unused lines/alternate delivery

In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.


Portal 2

See also: Portal 2

Single-player lines

GLaDOS Reawakening

Ending lines

Co-op lines


To Gesturing Bots

Unused lines

Alternate Potatos dialogue

"Evil again" samples

Unused Co-op human storyline

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

Notes

  1. Moby-Dick, chapter 1.