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The promise of '''Cake''' is introduced by [[GLaDOS]] as an incentive for [[Chell]] to complete the [[test chambers]] in the original [[Portal]]. It is referenced in many of the [[Doug Rattmann|Rattmann's dens]] as ''a lie'', sparking the {{w|internet meme}} "The Cake is a lie". {{Spoiler|The Cake can be seen at the end of Portal in a room surrounded with ''waking'' [[Personality_core|Personality Cores]].}} | The promise of '''Cake''' is introduced by [[GLaDOS]] as an incentive for [[Chell]] to complete the [[test chambers]] in the original [[Portal]]. It is referenced in many of the [[Doug Rattmann|Rattmann's dens]] as ''a lie'', sparking the {{w|internet meme}} "The Cake is a lie". {{Spoiler|The Cake can be seen at the end of Portal in a room surrounded with ''waking'' [[Personality_core|Personality Cores]].}} | ||
== Recipe == | |||
"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix." | |||
"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting." | |||
"Three slash four cup vegetable oil." | |||
"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips." | |||
"Three slash four cups butter or margarine." | |||
"One and two third cups granulated sugar." | |||
"Two cups all purpose flour." | |||
"Don't forget garnishes such as:" | |||
"Fish shaped crackers." | |||
"Fish shaped candies." | |||
"Fish shaped solid waste." | |||
"Fish shaped dirt." | |||
"Fish shaped ethyl benzene." | |||
"Pull and peel licorice." | |||
"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment." | |||
"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish." | |||
"One cup lemon juice." | |||
"Alpha resins." | |||
"Unsaturated polyester resin." | |||
"Fiberglass surface resins." | |||
"And volatile malted milk impoundments." | |||
"Nine large egg yolks." | |||
"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes." | |||
"One cup granulated sugar." | |||
"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands." | |||
"Two cups rhubarb, sliced." | |||
"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb." | |||
"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb." | |||
"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb." | |||
"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire." | |||
"One large rhubarb." | |||
"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb." | |||
"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice." | |||
"Adjustable aluminum head positioner." | |||
"Slaughter electric needle injector." | |||
"Cordless electric needle injector." | |||
"Injector needle driver." | |||
"Injector needle gun." | |||
"Cranial caps." | |||
"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals." | |||
"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue." | |||
== Trivia == | == Trivia == |
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