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This is a complete list of Wheatley's voice lines from Portal 2.

Note: Ordered and verified alongside ingame script

Chapter 1: The Courtesy Call

Introduction

• "Hello? Anyone in there?"
• "Helloooo?"
• "Are you going to open the door? At any time?"
• "Hello? Can y--no?"
• "Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent."
• "Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?"
• "[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um..."
• "Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE."
• "Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte."
  • "Hello!"
  • "Helloooooooooooo!"
  • "Go on!"
  • "Open the door!"
  • "Hello!"

• "YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!" Unused version
• "HA! I knew someone was alive in here."
• "AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest." Unused version
• "AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually."
• "How are you? How you feeling? Wait. Don't answer that. Too much deep relaxation, what it does is it relaxes the gums. And the vibrations from talking -- on a rare occasion -- can make all of your teeth fall out of your head." Unused
• "So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow." Unused

• "Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow."
• "STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here." Unused version
• "Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here."
• "Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you."

• "You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?"
• "Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."
• "But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious." Unused version
• "But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."
• "Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'." Unused version
• "Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'."
• "Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'"
  • "Simple word. 'Apple'."
  • "Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple."
  • "Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee."
  • "Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'."
  • "How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'."
• "Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight."

• "Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here."
• "How you doing down there? You still holding on?"
• "The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects."
• "Hold on! This is a bit tricky!"
• "And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?"
• "Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?"
• "Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?"
• "Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..."
• "Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!"
• "And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"
• "Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one..."
• "Alright, just a second..." Unused
• "Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead."
• "Better yet, don't say anything." Unused
• "Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..."
• "Ohhhhhh!" Unused
• "Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!"
• "Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!"
• "Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead."
  • "Alright, off you go!"
  • "Go on. Just... March on through that hole."
  • "Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead."
  • "I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die."
  • "So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything."
  • "Go on."
  • "On ya go."
  • "Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on."

• "That's the spirit!" (at first jump)
• "Good luck!" (upon fall into vault)