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== 50's == | == 50's == | ||
===1952=== | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_intro01.wav|"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science?"]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_intro01.wav|"Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians--you're here because we want the best, and you are it. So: Who is ready to make some science?"]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson cave_laugh04.wav|"[laugh]"]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson cave_laugh04.wav|"[laugh]"]] | ||
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*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_elevator_out_a01.wav|"They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_elevator_out_a01.wav|"They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding."]] | ||
===1953=== | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro02.wav|"Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'"]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro02.wav|"Alright, let's get started. This first test involves something the lab boys call 'repulsion gel.'"]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro03.wav|"You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_repulsion_intro03.wav|"You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete03.wav|"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete03.wav|"Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete02.wav|"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_second_test_complete02.wav|"We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: It's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton."]] | ||
===1957=== | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_into_middle_of_test01.wav|"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_into_middle_of_test01.wav|"Ha! I like your style. You make up your own rules, just like me."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_into_middle_of_test02.wav|"Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_into_middle_of_test02.wav|"Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive."]] | ||
===1958=== | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fourth_test_complete01.wav|"I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fourth_test_complete01.wav|"I'm telling 'em, keep your pants on."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fourth_test_complete02.wav|"Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fourth_test_complete02.wav|"Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fifth_test_complete03.wav|"Not you, test subject, you're doing fine."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fifth_test_complete03.wav|"Not you, test subject, you're doing fine."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fifth_test_complete08.wav|"Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_fifth_test_complete08.wav|"Yes, you. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye."]] | ||
===1959=== | |||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro02.wav|"Congratulations! The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro02.wav|"Congratulations! The simple fact that you're standing here listening to me means you've made a glorious contribution to science."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro05.wav|"As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro05.wav|"As founder and CEO of Aperture Science, I thank you for your participation and hope we can count on you for another round of tests."]] | ||
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*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro08.wav|"Say goodbye, Caroline."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro08.wav|"Say goodbye, Caroline."]] | ||
*[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro09.wav|"She is a gem."]] | *[[Media:Cave Johnson fifties_outro09.wav|"She is a gem."]] | ||
== 70's == | == 70's == | ||