"Valentine's Day Gift Buying" Video Transcript
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Fact: Chocolate is the most popular Valentine's Day gift. Fact: 54% of women are allergic to chocolate. Fact: Flowers emit a scent that stimulates affection in women. Fact: Flowers are filled with bees. Fact: Queen bees are provoked by displays of human affection. Fact: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications. Fact: Four out of five people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day. Fact: 100% of couples who participate in cooperative portal testing are still deeply in love. Fact: Portal 2 is available for pre-order now. |