Laser Intro
In-game role: Core (Blox) (Wheatley-like, but good decisions and green-colored eye)
Location: Blox Labs - Control of whole facility (like GLaDOS)
Test Subjects:
Chell, Mike, Joe, Joseph, Barkley (Apply: email me [REDACTED])
Enemies:
Wheatley (Because of the bad decisions he makes)
Space Core (Annoying)
Allies:
GLaDOS
Adventure Core
Blox Labs
Motto: Welcome to Blox Labs. You have been asleep for as long as I can make 2 chambers.
Quotes: (from very beginning to the end)
Blox: Welcome to Blox Labs. You have been asleep for as long as I can make 2 chambers.
Blox: Now please, can you complete them? They are simple.
Blox: If you complete them, I will let you go to the break room until I'm done with most of them
[Player Completes the tests]
Wheatley: Hello? I've breaked out of Aperture, and came here!
Blox: I can hear you, Mister blue sphere.
[Wheatley escapes and leaves the player]
[Calling sound]
[Call] GLaDOS: How are you going up, Blox?
Blox: Well. Wheatley almost made <Subject Name Here> escape with him.
[Call] GLaDOS: Isn't he in space?
Blox: Not anymore. He will do a favor to <Subject Name Here> and escape with him/her soon.
[Call] GLaDOS: Oh no. Turbines, again. I have to go.
[Call ended]
Blox: [to Adventure Core] Wait over here, please? [to subject] Here you go! The break room.
Adventure Core (Rick): What now?
Blox: Nothing. Just help me mak-(tape cuts out)
[After player completes break room test]
Wheatley: {Air horns}
Blox: What was that?
Wheatley: [Calling sound]
Blox: Who's there!?
Wheatley: [GLADOS voice] What's going on with the chamber? All good?
Blox: Yes.
GLaDOS: [Calling]v
Blox: AH YOU WHEATLEY!!!
[Blox kills Wheatley]
GLaDOS: [Call] I am moving to your facility
Blox: Okay. But wait a while, I will extend it then call to you.
[Call over]
[15 seconds later]
[Call sound]
GLaDOS: Is it done?
Blox: Yes.
GLaDOS: Coming in a minute, Just let me take the data and backups first.
[5 seconds later]
GLaDOS: Ok here it is
[Unknown]: I am here. Again, are we in 80s?
Cave Johnson: This is unsure, again, 80s?
Cave Johnson: Black Mesa, you got bought!
Blox and GLaDOS: Who?
Cave Johnson: I am Cave Johnson. New CEO and founder of Black Mesa.
Blox: Don't act like this. Be good.
Cave Johnson: I am about to die. How good?
Turret: Don't make lemonade
Turret: Ow ow ow ow ow ow
Cave Johson: Lemonade? THANKS I WILL MAKE 3 BOTTLES!
GLaDOS & Blox: NO!
Cave Johnson: Why?
Radio: [Peppy music]
GLaDOS: This radio...again
Blox: Why? I hear some transmission morse-codes
Radio: [Unidentified morse code]
!CONTINUED!
Blox: Translated: "wheatley will kill you all"
GLaDOS: Ok, all the systems are in high security mode, even wheatley cant do anything.
Rick: Yeah, now. Can you let me make one chamber? I've got a suggestion.
[After test subject completes chamber]
Blox: Back to work - No wheatle-
Wheatley: [Simulates alarm bells]
Blox: Oh come on, Wheatley! You can't troll me!
Cave Johnson: RESTARTING THE FREAKING SYSTEMS!
--continued--
Cave Johnson: Okay! Systems restarted. I've smashed Wheatley. He is in the incinerator now.
Blox: Are you sure?
Cave Johnson: I have over 100 cameras in over 100 dens by someone "Rattmann"
Blox: Wait, Rattmann is the one who escaped long ago! Chell! Oh no!
GLaDOS: Chell is in the relaxation chamber. Don't worry. Seriously, I moved the whole facility...not really the whole facility but most chambers, so we can have when we run out of.
Blox: Not problem. I'm sure we can make more [garbled]ty five chambers.
[Distant Explosion]
GLaDOS: Sorry. Some chambers are abandon and have too much trash. Heavy or not, it's falling off...
[Few seconds later]
GLaDOS: Here. I've cleaned off twenty six chambers off.
[Assembler Sound]
Blox: Huh?
GLaDOS: Cooperative testing initative bots being assembled
Blox: ATLAS and P-Body. We have enough test subjects for now.
Cave Johnson: Yes, I'm alive. I used the potion of ages. It was implimented three years ago. No, don't worry, I'm fine
Caroline: Yes, sir.
GLaDOS: "Yes, sir."
GLaDOS: Yes. I know. Caroline. I never dare to delete her really.
Announcer: Test subject "Chell" completed 7 tests.
Blox: [to Chell] Congratulations. I've got a surprise for you: Break room. Again. This time - for longer. I made 47 more tests. But we have alot of tests stockpiled. But don't worry.
Announcer: Self-sarcasm test completed
Blox: Good that's working.
Blox: [On website] Here's the first chamber:
