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"Turrets" Video Transcript
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Cave Johnson: "Cave Johnson here." Cave Johnson: Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product. [Turrets chattering] Cave Johnson: The turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet. Cave Johnson: This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them. Cave Johnson: They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, uh, evening at the improv, what idiot picked th- Cave Johnson: And we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep. Cave Johnson: So you can protect the things that matter most. Turret: Good night. Cave Johnson: Just try and get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral. Cave Johnson: Cave Johnson. We're done here. |