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GLaDOS: Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. <br>
GLaDOS: Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center. <br>
GLaDOS: We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. <br>
GLaDOS: We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one. <br>
GLaDOS: <br>
GLaDOS: Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.
My satisfaction. <br>
GLaDOS: Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.
Aperture Science. <br>
GLaDOS: For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from- [bzzzzzt]
We do what we must <br>
GLaDOS: Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias-
Because we can. <br>
GLaDOS: -Stand back. The portal will open in three. two. one.
For the good of all of us. <br>
 
Except the ones who are dead.<br><br>
[upon flushing the toilet in the vault, the following line can be heard: "Your business is appreciated."]
But there's no sense crying <br>
 
Over every mistake. <br>
[if the player places the cube on the button]
You just keep on trying <br>
 
Till you run out of cake. <br>
GLaDOS: Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test.
And the Science gets done. <br>
GLaDOS: First however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes trough it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube.
And you make a neat gun. <br>
 
For the people who are <br>
[if the player takes the cube trough the emancipation grill]
Still alive. <br><br>
 
I'm not even angry. <br>
GLaDOS: Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area.
I'm being so sincere right now. <br>
GLaDOS: A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly.
Even though you broke my heart. <br>
And killed me. <br>
And tore me to pieces. <br>
And threw every piece into a fire. <br>
As they burned it hurt because <br>
I was so happy for you! <br>
Now these points of data <br>
Make a beautiful line. <br>
And we're out of beta. <br>
We're releasing on time. <br>
So I'm glad. I got burned. <br>
Think of all the things we learned <br>
For the people who are <br>
Still alive. <br><br>
Go ahead and leave me. <br>
I think I prefer to stay inside. <br>
Maybe you'll find someone else <br>
To help you. <br>
Maybe Black Mesa... <br>
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE. <br>
Anyway this cake is great <br>
It's so delicious and moist <br>
Look at me still talking when there's Science to do <br>
When I look out there <br>
It makes me GLaD I'm not you <br>
I've experiments to run <br>
There is research to be done <br>
On the people who are <br>
Still alive. <br><br>
And believe me I am still alive <br>
I'm doing science and I'm still alive <br>
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive <br>
While you're dying I'll be still alive <br>
And when you're dead I will be still alive <br>
Still alive <br>
Still alive.
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