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'''Interview''': Well, that sounds exciting! What'd you do?<br /> | '''Interview''': Well, that sounds exciting! What'd you do?<br /> | ||
'''Ambition''': What did I do? Ha, ha! Well, I'll tell ya! I said ''fuck you, buddy,'' and rolled myself ''right out of there'' | '''Ambition''': What did I do? Ha, ha! Well, I'll tell ya! I said ''fuck you, buddy,'' and rolled myself ''right out of there!''<br /> | ||
'''Interview''': You insulted the incinerator and rolled out.<br /> | '''Interview''': You insulted the incinerator and rolled out.<br /> | ||
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[[File:Flipanostrich.png|thumb|320px|right|The Ambition Core and the Interview Core]] | [[File:Flipanostrich.png|thumb|320px|right|The Ambition Core and the Interview Core]] | ||
'''Ambition''': Oh, yes. I'm an Ambition Core. What can I say? Don't let nothing stand in your way, guy! You think I'm gonna let the fact that I ain't got no hands keep me from flipping you the bird? Yeah! Check that out! I'm flipping you a whole damn ''ostrich'' | '''Ambition''': Oh, yes. I'm an Ambition Core. What can I say? Don't let nothing stand in your way, guy! You think I'm gonna let the fact that I ain't got no hands keep me from flipping you the bird? Yeah! Check that out! I'm flipping you a whole damn ''ostrich!'' <br /> | ||
'''Interview''': Hey, don't be so rude to Anthony!<br /> | '''Interview''': Hey, don't be so rude to Anthony!<br /> | ||
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'''Interview''': Well, I'll have you know this is a respected establishment.<br /> | '''Interview''': Well, I'll have you know this is a respected establishment.<br /> | ||
'''Ambition''': You wanna talk respect? You just don't get respect. You gotta ''beat it out of people'' | '''Ambition''': You wanna talk respect? You just don't get respect. You gotta ''beat it out of people!'' Like I did with the queen! Yeah, I tell ya, if I was running this place, it'd be the ''best.'' (turning to Anthony) You, there! I can be a better host than he ever could! I can give you better hours, better benefits! Diamond tip, diamond bullets! ''Pay!'' All that can be yours if you help me overthrow this charlatan!<br /> | ||
''Pause.'' | ''Pause.'' | ||
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'''Ambition''': What? Who? (looks up at the Mainframe) Where? What are you looking at, eyeball? You wanna go, I'll kick your ass! I've kicked asses twice the size of yours, you ball... guy... Yeah! That's right, you heard me! I called you a ball guy, what 'cha gonna do about it, huh? C'mon! Oh, yeah! <br /> | '''Ambition''': What? Who? (looks up at the Mainframe) Where? What are you looking at, eyeball? You wanna go, I'll kick your ass! I've kicked asses twice the size of yours, you ball... guy... Yeah! That's right, you heard me! I called you a ball guy, what 'cha gonna do about it, huh? C'mon! Oh, yeah! <br /> | ||
'''Mainframe''': Ha, ha. I like your style, kid! You got guts. How' | '''Mainframe''': Ha, ha. I like your style, kid! You got guts. How'd you like to be a part of something bigger? <br /> | ||
''The Party Escort Bot walks towards the Ambition Core.'' | ''The Party Escort Bot walks towards the Ambition Core.'' | ||
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'''Mainframe''': Me.<br /> | '''Mainframe''': Me.<br /> | ||
''The Ambition Core looks | ''The Ambition Core looks towards the Party Escort Bot.'' | ||
'''Party Escort''': Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.<br /> | '''Party Escort''': ''Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.''<br /> | ||
''Cut to black, then back to the Ambition Core, who is being | ''Cut to black, then back to the Ambition Core, who is being attached to the Mainframe.'' | ||
'''Ambition''': Oh, hold on! This is gonna hurt, isn't it? Oh, man. Oh! Oh! Ah! (shrieks, then chuckles) I've-I've had worse. <br /> | '''Ambition''': Oh, hold on! This is gonna hurt, isn't it? Oh, man. Oh! Oh! Ah! (shrieks, then chuckles) I've-I've had worse. <br /> | ||