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	''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>		''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
	''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''</code>		''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''</code>
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Lyrics

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	''That little moron couldn't handle it!<br>		''That little moron couldn't handle it!''<br>
	He gained some power and lost his shit!<br>		''He gained some power and lost his shit!''<br>
	He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!<br>		''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
	And now he's banished into space, without a ship!<br>''		''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''<br>


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	''That little moron couldn't handle it!<br>		''That little moron couldn't handle it!''<br>
	He gained some power and lost his shit!<br>		''He gained some power and lost his shit!''<br>
	He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!<br>		''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
	And now he's banished into space, without a ship!<br>''		''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''<br>


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	''That little moron couldn't handle it!<br>		''That little moron couldn't handle it!''<br>
	He gained some power and lost his shit!<br>		''He gained some power and lost his shit!''<br>
	He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!<br>		''He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip!''<br>
	And now he's banished into space, without a ship!~~<br>~~''</code>		''And now he's banished into space, without a ship!''</code>

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:The Wheatley Rap}}
'''The Wheatley Rap''' is a [[Portal]] music parody created by [[User:Headquarter8302/Harry101UK|Harry Callaghan]] about [[Wheatley]] rapping his story of life before and after he is thrown to space, featuring the [[Space Core]] and [[Sentry Turret]]s.

== Video ==
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== Lyrics ==
<code>Hey my name's Wheatley; I'm a brilliant little core! 
I didn't know what to expect when I opened up that door! 
I showed her where the gun was; she progressed like a pro! 
Such a good jumper too... 
(Trust me, I know!) 

When we found GLaDOS, I kinda woke her up! 
She wasn't happy, nooo... she crushed me like a cup! 
Found a great big bird; it put me on my rail! 
When I found Chell again, I tried to tell her the tale! 
(But!) 

''That little moron couldn't handle it! 
He gained some power and lost his shit! 
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! 
And now he's banished into space, without a ship! ''

We went behind the scenes to try and escape! 
She tried to crush us again: got through without a scrape! 
Destroyed her neurotoxin and replaced all the turrets! 
Turns out they're pretty useless without any bullets! 

We made it to her chamber; I was ready to insert! 
Then Chell pressed the button...oooh, man that hurt! 
I did lose control, I'll be the first to admit... 
I even punched Chell down a deadly pit... 
That little moron couldn't handle it! 
He gained some power and lost his shit! 
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! 
And now he's banished into space, without a ship! 

With GLaDOS out the picture, I could call the shots! 
Did a little digging and came across the bots! 
Had a real bad itch and needed to do some tests! 
But first I had to deal with those troublesome pests! 

Chell and the potato, made it to my lair! 
I only tried to help them; it just wasn't fair! 
Then Chell shot a portal on to the moon! 
And it sucked us out like a big typhoon! 

''That little moron couldn't handle it! 
He gained some power and lost his shit! 
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! 
And now he's banished into space, without a ship! ''

Spaaaaace! 

Spaaaaaaaaaaaace! 

Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace! 
Space! 
Space! 
Space! 
Space! 
Space! 
Space! 
Space! 

''That little moron couldn't handle it! 
He gained some power and lost his shit! 
He turned GLaDOS into a potato-chip! 
And now he's banished into space, without a ship! ''</code>