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	en: So: the lab boys put me in the big head, switched me on and- I don't know- I panicked. Killed a few of them. Said I'd kill more if they ever came back.Honestly, I regret that now.		en: So: the lab boys put me in the big head, switched me on and- I don't know- I panicked. Killed a few of them. Said I'd kill more if they ever came back. Honestly, I regret that now.

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AnonyMau5: Corrected text to match audio.

2023-05-11T03:23:38Z

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	en: Whoa! Chariots chariots. For some reason, some of the audio was bleeding through in this universe. Don't know if you were catching the subtext there, but that computer Cave is crazy. So: Greg was right. As of now, we are cancelling the genetic lifeform disk operating system initiative. Boy, that could have backfired. Anyway, this Earth is far too dangerous and we are pulling you out. [pause] Right after this test.		en: Whoa! Chariots chariots. For some reason, some of the audio was bleeding through in this universe. Don't know if you were catching the subtext there, but that computer Cave is crazy. So: Greg was right. As of now, we are cancelling the genetic lifeform and disk operating system initiative. Boy, that could have backfired. Anyway, this Earth is far too dangerous and we are pulling you out. [pause] Right after this test.
	cz: No teda! Chariots chariots. Z nějakého důvodu do tohoto vesmíru pronikaly jisté zvuky. Nevím, zda jste pochytil, co se v nich říkalo, ale ten počítačový Cave je šílenec. Takže: Greg měl pravdu. Právě teď rušíme iniciativu o operačních systémech řízených genetickou formou života. Páni, tohle mohlo pořádně selhat. Moc se nenafukuj, Gregu. Existuje nekonečné množství vesmírů, v nichž jsi neměl pravdu a já tě nekonečněkrát vyhodil. Nicméně, tato Země je moc nebezpečná, takže vás odsud dostaneme. [pauza] Hned po tomto testu.		cz: No teda! Chariots chariots. Z nějakého důvodu do tohoto vesmíru pronikaly jisté zvuky. Nevím, zda jste pochytil, co se v nich říkalo, ale ten počítačový Cave je šílenec. Takže: Greg měl pravdu. Právě teď rušíme iniciativu o operačních systémech řízených genetickou formou života. Páni, tohle mohlo pořádně selhat. Moc se nenafukuj, Gregu. Existuje nekonečné množství vesmírů, v nichž jsi neměl pravdu a já tě nekonečněkrát vyhodil. Nicméně, tato Země je moc nebezpečná, takže vás odsud dostaneme. [pauza] Hned po tomto testu.
	da: Wow! Stridsvogne stridsvogne. Af en eller anden grund røg noget af lyden igennem til det her univers. Jeg ved ikke, om du fik fanget den underliggende betydning her, men den computer-Cave er vanvittig. Så, Greg havde ret. Lige nu annullerer vi det genetiske livsform-diskoperativsystemsinitiativ. Hold da op, det kunne have givet bagslag. Bliv nu ikke kæphøj, Greg. Der er et uendeligt antal universer, hvor du ikke havde ret, og hvor jeg har fyret dig et uendeligt antal gange. Nå, men i hvert fald er denne Jord alt for farlig, så vi fjerner dig fra den. [pause] Lige efter den her test.		da: Wow! Stridsvogne stridsvogne. Af en eller anden grund røg noget af lyden igennem til det her univers. Jeg ved ikke, om du fik fanget den underliggende betydning her, men den computer-Cave er vanvittig. Så, Greg havde ret. Lige nu annullerer vi det genetiske livsform-diskoperativsystemsinitiativ. Hold da op, det kunne have givet bagslag. Bliv nu ikke kæphøj, Greg. Der er et uendeligt antal universer, hvor du ikke havde ret, og hvor jeg har fyret dig et uendeligt antal gange. Nå, men i hvert fald er denne Jord alt for farlig, så vi fjerner dig fra den. [pause] Lige efter den her test.

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	en: I am this close to cancelling your provisional unfiring.		en: I am this close to cancelling your provisional unfiring.
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	en: Ha ha!		en: Ha ha!

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	en: Good stuff. Let's see it.		en: Good stuff. Let's see it.

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	en: Hey, hey, hey! I can't talk over the sound of you shooting me. Do you want me to tell you why I'm a giant head or not?		en: Hey, hey, hey! I can't talk over the sound of you shooting me. Do you want me to tell you why I'm a giant head or not?

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	en: Right. Where was I?		en: Right. Where was I?

	~~cave0114_518~~:		cave0114 518:
	en: ...giant head...		en: ...giant head...

	~~cave0114_519~~:		cave0114 519:
	en: ...riddled with disease...		en: ...riddled with disease...

	~~cave0114_520~~:		cave0114 520:
	en: ...eggheads...		en: ...eggheads...

	~~cave0114_521~~:		cave0114 521:
	en: ...immortality...		en: ...immortality...

	~~cave0114_522~~:		cave0114 522:
	en: ...started with the small head...		en: ...started with the small head...

	~~cave0114_523~~:		cave0114 523:
	en: ...it got bigger...		en: ...it got bigger...

	~~cave0114_524~~:		cave0114 524:
	en: Ah. Now I remember.		en: Ah. Now I remember.

	~~cave0114_525~~:		cave0114 525:
	en: Actually, that's about it. So. Got any ideas?		en: Actually, that's about it. So. Got any ideas?

	~~cave0114_526~~:		cave0114 526:
	en: Fine fine fine, I'm trapped in a head, I'm sad, you're fired, the end. If you're not gonna help, get out of my office - wait. What is THAT thing?		en: Fine fine fine, I'm trapped in a head, I'm sad, you're fired, the end. If you're not gonna help, get out of my office - wait. What is THAT thing?

	~~cave0114_527~~:		cave0114 527:
	en: Huh. Fine, you're provisionally unfired. Let's see it.		en: Huh. Fine, you're provisionally unfired. Let's see it.

	~~cave0114_528~~:		cave0114 528:
	en: Well? I'm waiting.		en: Well? I'm waiting.

	~~cave0114_529~~:		cave0114 529:
	en: You showing me something or what?		en: You showing me something or what?

	~~cave0114_530~~:		cave0114 530:
	en: Is it your tough looking sidekick with the neck tattoo and prison muscles?		en: Is it your tough looking sidekick with the neck tattoo and prison muscles?

	~~cave0114_531~~:		cave0114 531:
	en: I am standing here waiting to be impressed. Sitting here. Resting in this area. Tilted on my side.		en: I am standing here waiting to be impressed. Sitting here. Resting in this area. Tilted on my side.

	~~cave0114_532~~:		cave0114 532:
	en: So is that it? It just stands there. Like a... whatayacallit, in fountains and the like. Statue.		en: So is that it? It just stands there. Like a... whatayacallit, in fountains and the like. Statue.

	~~cave0114_533~~:		cave0114 533:
	en: Well if your invention is you standing there, that's already been invented.		en: Well if your invention is you standing there, that's already been invented.

	~~cave0114_534~~:		cave0114 534:
	en: Is your invention that toilet? If your invention is that toilet, this demonstration is over.		en: Is your invention that toilet? If your invention is that toilet, this demonstration is over.

	~~cave0114_535~~:		cave0114 535:
	en: Whoa! That'll work!		en: Whoa! That'll work!

	~~cave0114_536~~:		cave0114 536:
	en: Ha ha!		en: Ha ha!

	~~cave0114_537~~:		cave0114 537:
	en: Keep it up!		en: Keep it up!

	~~cave0114_538~~:		cave0114 538:
	en: And the two of you invented this? I love this thing.		en: And the two of you invented this? I love this thing.

	~~cave0114_539~~:		cave0114 539:
	en: I'll be honest: I thought you were two lunatics who'd dragged a toilet up here. But you're geniuses!		en: I'll be honest: I thought you were two lunatics who'd dragged a toilet up here. But you're geniuses!

	~~cave0114_540~~:		cave0114 540:
	en: Keep going!		en: Keep going!

	~~cave0114_541~~:		cave0114 541:
	en: Is it working? It FEELS like it is working.		en: Is it working? It FEELS like it is working.

	~~cave0114_542~~:		cave0114 542:
	en: How does it look? I can't see my own head.		en: How does it look? I can't see my own head.

	~~cave0114_543~~:		cave0114 543:
	en: Is it working? I'm in the head, I can't see.		en: Is it working? I'm in the head, I can't see.

	~~cave0114_544~~:		cave0114 544:
	en: Son, this thing's made of clay. It's all weak spot.		en: Son, this thing's made of clay. It's all weak spot.

	~~cave0114_545~~:		cave0114 545:
	en: Really? How big? Doesn't matter! Keep shooting!		en: Really? How big? Doesn't matter! Keep shooting!

	~~cave0114_546~~:		cave0114 546:
	en: What?		en: What?

	~~cave0114_547~~:		cave0114 547:
	en: So shoot the metal.		en: So shoot the metal.

	~~cave0114_548~~:		cave0114 548:
	en: Is it working? I think it's working!		en: Is it working? I think it's working!

	~~cave0114_549~~:		cave0114 549:
	en: It's not working, is it?		en: It's not working, is it?

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	en: Welcome to the Aperture Science Competence Center for our most gifted Employees. I'm Cave Johnson. And if you're hearing this, YOU are exceptional. No, don't be bashful, it's true. No false modesty.		en: Welcome to the Aperture Science Competence Center for our most gifted Employees. I'm Cave Johnson. And if you're hearing this, YOU are exceptional. No, don't be bashful, it's true. No false modesty.

	~~cave0114_103~~:		cave0114 103:
	en: Let's get started.		en: Let's get started.

	~~cave0114_104~~:		cave0114 104:
	en: Look at all those tubes, stretching off in the distance. Every one of them's taking something important to a genius who's gonna use it to change the world forever. A genius just like you.		en: Look at all those tubes, stretching off in the distance. Every one of them's taking something important to a genius who's gonna use it to change the world forever. A genius just like you.

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	en: How are you gonna change the world? Well, that's up to you. History will remember what you do here today. Do not let us, and by 'us', I mean all of us, all of humanity... down.		en: How are you gonna change the world? Well, that's up to you. History will remember what you do here today. Do not let us, and by 'us', I mean all of us, all of humanity... down.

	~~cave0114_106~~:		cave0114 106:
	en: So congratulations. You are about to take part in the greatest science adventure at the greatest applied sciences company on Earth. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.		en: So congratulations. You are about to take part in the greatest science adventure at the greatest applied sciences company on Earth. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.

	~~cave0114_107~~:		cave0114 107:
	en: So congratulations. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.		en: So congratulations. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.

	~~cave0114_108~~:		cave0114 108:
	en: God gave you these gifts. I'm givin' you the opportunity to use them.		en: God gave you these gifts. I'm givin' you the opportunity to use them.

	~~cave0114_109~~:		cave0114 109:
	en: Well, here's your lab.		en: Well, here's your lab.

	~~cave0114_110~~:		cave0114 110:
	en: I don't mind telling you, we're excited up here. Moon-landing excited. Newton. Einstein. Now you.		en: I don't mind telling you, we're excited up here. Moon-landing excited. Newton. Einstein. Now you.

	~~cave0114_111~~:		cave0114 111:
	en: Good luck, world's best scient--!		en: Good luck, world's best scient--!

	~~cave0114_112~~:		cave0114 112:
	en: You. In the overalls. Get to work or you're fired.		en: You. In the overalls. Get to work or you're fired.

	~~cave0114_113~~:		cave0114 113:
	en: ...zip zap zop, that is how you inspect a toilet. I hope you were paying attention because I'm not saying any of that twice. Look, it's not rocket science. It's not even toilet science. Here's everything you need to know: See that light on the wall?		en: ...zip zap zop, that is how you inspect a toilet. I hope you were paying attention because I'm not saying any of that twice. Look, it's not rocket science. It's not even toilet science. Here's everything you need to know: See that light on the wall?

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	en: If that light goes on you're fired.		en: If that light goes on you're fired.

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			en: Welcome to the Aperture Science Competence Center for our most gifted Employees. I'm Cave Johnson. And if you're hearing this, YOU are exceptional. No, don't be bashful, it's true. No false modesty.

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			en: Let's get started.

			cave0114_104:
			en: Look at all those tubes, stretching off in the distance. Every one of them's taking something important to a genius who's gonna use it to change the world forever. A genius just like you.

			cave0114_105:
			en: How are you gonna change the world? Well, that's up to you. History will remember what you do here today. Do not let us, and by 'us', I mean all of us, all of humanity... down.

			cave0114_106:
			en: So congratulations. You are about to take part in the greatest science adventure at the greatest applied sciences company on Earth. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.

			cave0114_107:
			en: So congratulations. This is important work and you're just the genius to do it.

			cave0114_108:
			en: God gave you these gifts. I'm givin' you the opportunity to use them.

			cave0114_109:
			en: Well, here's your lab.

			cave0114_110:
			en: I don't mind telling you, we're excited up here. Moon-landing excited. Newton. Einstein. Now you.

			cave0114_111:
			en: Good luck, world's best scient--!

			cave0114_112:
			en: You. In the overalls. Get to work or you're fired.

			cave0114_113:
			en: ...zip zap zop, that is how you inspect a toilet. I hope you were paying attention because I'm not saying any of that twice. Look, it's not rocket science. It's not even toilet science. Here's everything you need to know: See that light on the wall?

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			en: If that light goes on you're fired.

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	en: It doesn't feel like it's working, but you're the eggheads.		en: It doesn't feel like it's working, but you're the eggheads.

	~~cave0114_551~~:		cave0114 551:
	en: Uhp. Here we go. Powerin' down. The Great Beyond.		en: Uhp. Here we go. Powerin' down. The Great Beyond.

	~~cave0114_552~~:		cave0114 552:
	en: I'll give you two credit. That is one hell of an invention.		en: I'll give you two credit. That is one hell of an invention.

	~~cave0114_553~~:		cave0114 553:
	en: You did it. You figured out how to end my suffering.		en: You did it. You figured out how to end my suffering.

	~~cave0114_554~~:		cave0114 554:
	en: Alright. Suffering ended in three... two... ahhhhh.		en: Alright. Suffering ended in three... two... ahhhhh.

	~~cave0114_555~~:		cave0114 555:
	en: You're both fired.		en: You're both fired.

	~~cave0114_556~~:		cave0114 556:
	en: I'm gonna need your key cards. Just lay 'em down in front of the head. Not too close to the chin or I won't be able to see 'em.		en: I'm gonna need your key cards. Just lay 'em down in front of the head. Not too close to the chin or I won't be able to see 'em.

	~~cave0114_557~~:		cave0114 557:
	en: Uh oh		en: Uh oh

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