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	{{~~Quotation\|'''GLaDOS'''\|Parabéns. Você ganhou. Espero que você não esteja esperando por sobremesas assadas, porque eu não faço mais isso.~~}}		{{trans}}
	{{Game infobox		{{Game infobox
	\| appid = ~~400~~		\| appid = 234710
			\| free = no
	\| game-name-override = Poker Night 2		\| game-name-override = Poker Night 2
	\| boxart-image = Pokernight2boxart.jpg\|300px		\| boxart-image = Pokernight2boxart.jpg\|300px
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	**<sup>Steam</sup> 26 de abril de 2013		**<sup>Steam</sup> 26 de abril de 2013
	*PlayStation Network:		*PlayStation Network:
	**NA 30 de abril de 2013		**AM 30 de abril de 2013
	**EU 1 de maio de 2013		**EU 1º de maio de 2013

	\| genre = Jogo de cartas		\| genre = Jogo de cartas
	\| ratings = *ESRB: M		\| ratings = *ESRB: M

	}}		}}
			{{Quotation\|'''GLaDOS'''\|Parabéns. Você ganhou. Espero que você não esteja esperando por sobremesas assadas, porque eu não faço mais isso.}}

	'''Poker Night 2''' é um jogo de poker desenvolvido pela Telltale Games. É a continuação de ''Poker Night at the Inventory'', que usou ~~jogadores de poker~~ de várias franquias.		'''Poker Night 2''' é um jogo de poker desenvolvido pela Telltale Games. É a continuação de ''Poker Night at the Inventory'', jogo que usou personagens de várias franquias.

	== Jogabilidade ==		== Jogabilidade ==
	Como seu antecessor, Poker Night 2 é um jogo de simulação de poker de quatro jogadores, além do jogador, que inclui Sam e Max, Brock Samson de ''The Venture Bros.'', Ash Williams de ''The Evil Dead'', e Claptrap de ''Borderlands''. [[GLaDOS/pt-br\|GLaDOS]] assume o papel de negociante. Durante todo o jogo, os personagens ~~envolverão~~-se em uma conversa, com GLaDOS exercendo ~~seu~~ humor negro que ela usa em ''Portal 2''.		Como seu antecessor, Poker Night 2 é um jogo de simulação de poker de quatro jogadores, além do jogador, que inclui Sam e Max, Brock Samson de ''The Venture Bros.'', Ash Williams de ''The Evil Dead'', e Claptrap de ''Borderlands''. [[GLaDOS/pt-br\|GLaDOS]] assume o papel de negociante. Durante todo o jogo, os personagens envolvem-se em uma conversa, com GLaDOS exercendo o humor negro que ela usa em ''Portal 2''.

	[[File:Pokerplay.jpg\|thumbnail\|left]]		[[File:Pokerplay.jpg\|thumbnail\|left]]

	== Diálogo ==~~<!--trans-->~~		== Diálogo ==
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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~Good evening~~. ~~This completes the first test of the contestants~~' poker ~~faces~~. ~~Bad news is you all failed miserably~~. ~~The good news is you appear to be evenly matched~~. (~~Departs~~)		:'''GLaDOS''': Boa noite. Isto completa o primeiro teste de ''poker face'' dos concorrentes. A má notícia é que todos vocês falharam miseravelmente. A boa notícia é que parecem estar equilibrados. (Partidas)

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	:'''Ash''': ~~You're killing~~ me ~~here~~, GLaDOS.		:'''Ash''': Você está me matando aqui, GLaDOS.
	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~If I were actually killing you~~, ~~there would be a lot more screaming~~. ~~And irony~~.		:'''GLaDOS''': Se eu estivesse te matando de verdade, teria muito mais gritos. E ironia.

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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~It's a mathematical certainty that~~ 80% ~~of you are going to lose tonight~~. ~~And~~ 100% ~~of you will eventually die~~. (~~Beat~~) ~~Math is fun~~, ~~don't you think~~?		:'''GLaDOS''': É uma certeza matemática de 80% que você vai perder esta noite. E de 100% que você morrerá eventualmente. (Bate) Matemática é divertida, você não acha?

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	:'''GLaDOS''': (ring) ~~Excuse me~~. ~~I have to take this~~. ~~Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab~~. (powers down)		:'''GLaDOS''': (ring) Com licença. Tenho que dar uma olhada. Algo ou alguém parece estar explodindo lá no laboratório. (powers down)
	:'''Sam''': You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.		:'''Sam''': You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.
	:'''Brock''': Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.		:'''Brock''': Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.
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	:'''Brock''': And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.		:'''Brock''': And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.
	:'''Claptrap''': That. Is. So. Hot!		:'''Claptrap''': That. Is. So. Hot!
	:'''GLaDOS''': (powers up) ~~False alarm~~, ~~everyone~~. ~~The explosions turned out to be implosions~~; ~~which are much easier to contain~~. ~~Did I miss anything~~?		:'''GLaDOS''': (powers up) Alarme falso, pessoal. As explosões tornaram-se implosões; que são muito mais fáceis de conter. Eu perdi alguma coisa?
	:'''All''': (negatory remarks)		:'''All''': (negatory remarks)

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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~Did you know that the term~~ 'blinds' ~~was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century~~? ~~Of course you didn't~~. ~~Because it's a lie~~. ~~In any event~~, I'~~m upping the~~ blinds to 1200 to 2400.		:'''GLaDOS''': Você sabia que o termo "''blinds''" foi cunhado por um jogador de pôquer cego no século 19? Claro que não. Porque é uma mentira. De qualquer forma, eu estou levantando os ''blinds'' de 1200 para 2400.

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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~Congratulations~~. ~~You've won~~. ~~I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore~~.		:'''GLaDOS''': Parabéns. Você ganhou. Espero que você não esteja esperando por sobremesas assadas, porque eu não faço mais isso.

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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~It appears you have lost all your chips~~. Oh, ~~well~~. ~~It's only money~~. ~~Your money~~. $20,000 ~~of it~~. ~~Right down the drain~~.		:'''GLaDOS''': Parece que você perdeu todas as suas fichas. Ah, bem. É só dinheiro. O seu dinheiro. $20.000 disso. Direito pelo ralo.

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	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~The robot from~~ Pandora ~~is out of chips~~.		:'''GLaDOS''': O robô de Pandora está sem fichas.
	:'''Claptrap''': Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?		:'''Claptrap''': Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?
	:'''GLaDOS''': ~~Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center~~. (~~softly~~) Hee, hee.		:'''GLaDOS''': A sua pergunta ativou o meu centro de risada raramente usado. (suavemente) Hee, hee.
	:'''Claptrap''': ~~Rats~~!		:'''Claptrap''': Ratos!

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	:'''GLaDOS''': I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. A steroid freak with rage issues. A horny robot. A half-witted cripple. And a dog. And even then you needed luck to win. Lots and lots of luck. I wonder what you'd do in less... favorable.. conditions. (turrets drop down) Just kidding. I would never kill you in public.		:'''GLaDOS''': I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. A steroid freak with rage issues. A horny robot. A half-witted cripple. And a dog. And even then you needed luck to win. Lots and lots of luck. I wonder what you'd do in less... favorable.. conditions. (turrets drop down) Just kidding. I would never kill you in public.

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2016-02-24T08:43:16Z

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{{DISPLAYTITLE:Poker Night 2}}
{{stub}}
{{Quotation|'''GLaDOS'''|Parabéns. Você ganhou. Espero que você não esteja esperando por sobremesas assadas, porque eu não faço mais isso.}}
{{Game infobox
| appid = 400
| game-name-override = Poker Night 2
| boxart-image = Pokernight2boxart.jpg|300px
| developer = *Telltale Games
| publisher =
*Telltale Games
| released =
*Xbox Live
**Mundo todo: 24 de abril de 2013
*Steam:
**<sup>Steam</sup> 26 de abril de 2013
*PlayStation Network:
**NA 30 de abril de 2013
**EU 1 de maio de 2013

| genre = Jogo de cartas
| ratings = *ESRB: M

}}

'''Poker Night 2''' é um jogo de poker desenvolvido pela Telltale Games. É a continuação de ''Poker Night at the Inventory'', que usou jogadores de poker de várias franquias.

== Jogabilidade ==
Como seu antecessor, Poker Night 2 é um jogo de simulação de poker de quatro jogadores, além do jogador, que inclui Sam e Max, Brock Samson de ''The Venture Bros.'', Ash Williams de ''The Evil Dead'', e Claptrap de ''Borderlands''. [[GLaDOS/pt-br|GLaDOS]] assume o papel de negociante. Durante todo o jogo, os personagens envolverão-se em uma conversa, com GLaDOS exercendo seu humor negro que ela usa em ''Portal 2''.

[[File:Pokerplay.jpg|thumbnail|left]]

== Diálogo ==
<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': Good evening. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Bad news is you all failed miserably. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. (Departs)

<hr width=50%/>
:'''Ash''': You're killing me here, GLaDOS.
:'''GLaDOS''': If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. And irony.

<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. (Beat) Math is fun, don't you think?

<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers down)
:'''Sam''': You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.
:'''Brock''': Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.
:'''Claptrap''': We're not talking "Crying Game" secrets, are we?
:'''Brock''': Not even close. The way I hear it, when GLaDOS was plugged in, she went coo-coo bananas and wiped out the scientists that created her.
:'''Sam''': You'd be amazed how many robots do that.
:'''Brock''': And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.
:'''Claptrap''': That. Is. So. Hot!
:'''GLaDOS''': (powers up) False alarm, everyone. The explosions turned out to be implosions; which are much easier to contain. Did I miss anything?
:'''All''': (negatory remarks)

<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400.

<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. It was an... illuminating experiment.
:'''Ash''': You made that up just for the pun, didn't you?
:'''GLaDOS''': Maybe. Say cheese. (flashes camera)

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:'''GLaDOS''': Brock Sampson has been eliminated.
:'''Brock''': This is a joke, right?
:'''GLaDOS''': I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one: What's yellow and black and red all over?
:'''Brock''': What?
:'''GLaDOS''': Brock Sampson if he doesn't leave this table.
:'''Brock''': Uhh... good one.

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:'''GLaDOS''': Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore.

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:'''GLaDOS''': Actually, I think that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. I'll see if I can isolate it.
:'''Brock''': No bother, it's morse code. D... R... I... N...
:'''GLaDOS''': K. M. O. R. E. B.
:'''Brock''': A... N... A... N... G...
:'''Ash''': Drink more Banang. Huh.
:'''GLaDOS''': Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department.

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:'''GLaDOS''': It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh, well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the drain.

<hr width=50%/>
:'''GLaDOS''': The robot from Pandora is out of chips.
:'''Claptrap''': Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?
:'''GLaDOS''': Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center. (softly) Hee, hee.
:'''Claptrap''': Rats!

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:'''GLaDOS''': Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.
:'''Claptrap''': Why can't I get cards like that?
:'''GLaDOS''': Because you're a moron.
:'''Claptrap''': Well, I'd like a second opinion on that.
:'''Brock''': It's true. You're a moron.

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:'''GLaDOS''': I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. A steroid freak with rage issues. A horny robot. A half-witted cripple. And a dog. And even then you needed luck to win. Lots and lots of luck. I wonder what you'd do in less... favorable.. conditions. (turrets drop down) Just kidding. I would never kill you in public.
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