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'''Perpetual Testing Initiative''' on [[Valve/fi|Valven]] 27. huhtikuuta 2012 julkaisema video, jossa kerrotaan [[Perpetual Testing Initiative/fi|Perpetual Testing Initiative]]-päivityksen julkaisuajankohta.<br />
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=="Perpetual Testing Initiative" Tekstitys==<br />
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|Cave Johnson here.<br />
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Every time I look at our test chamber production line,<br />
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I am reminded of my father.<br />
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Now, he wasn't a scientist.<br />
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Just a simple farmer.<br />
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A professor of farming at the local farm college.<br />
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Never farmed a day in his life.<br />
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But his theories on farming are the backbone of this company.<br />
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Do it from scratch.<br />
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Spare no expense.<br />
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And NEVER cut corners.<br />
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Well, that's a-<br />
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corner-cutting machine,<br />
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we obviously cut them there.<br />
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Point is, we've always done things the way my father did.<br />
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And his father before him,<br />
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And his father before him, and his father before him,<br />
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And his father before him, and his father before him, and his father before him.<br />
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And we are almost bankrupt.<br />
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So: time for a cheaper approach.<br />
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Allow me to introduce...<br />
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THE MULTIVERSE.<br />
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Infinite Earths, with an infinite number of Apertures.<br />
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And as of now,<br />
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THEY are gonna take over all test chamber construction.<br />
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And more importantly,<br />
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all PAYING for test chamber construction.<br />
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Why are they agreeing to do that?<br />
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They're not,<br />
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we're tricking them.<br />
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Here's how it works.<br />
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One: Design a test.<br />
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Two: Slip the mole monsters or what-have-you<br />
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the blueprint when they're not looking.<br />
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Three: Once they build it,<br />
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steal it back.<br />
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Look at that sad little octopus.<br />
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[Laughs] Heh heh.<br />
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That's where you come in.<br />
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We need blueprints.<br />
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We are about to run the greatest con game<br />
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in the history of the multiverse,<br />
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and YOU are the bottleneck.<br />
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Yes, you!<br />
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Get back to work.<br />
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