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	'''Cave Johnson''': Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem: a lot of expensive equipment getting broken.		'''Cave Johnson''': Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem: a lot of expensive equipment getting broken.

	[''Two stick figures come in with a stretcher. One of them picks up the ~~damaged puts~~ Portal Device and places it onto the stretcher.'']		[''Two stick figures come in with a stretcher. One of them picks up the Portal Device and places it onto the stretcher. Portal Device’s “head” breaks.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': But don't worry, Cave took care of it.		'''Cave Johnson''': But don't worry, Cave took care of it.

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	'''Cave Johnson''': Caroline?-		'''Cave Johnson''': Caroline?-

	[''The subject jumps off, shooting a blue portal on a slanted wall to the left and a orange portal on the floor in front.']]		[''The subject jumps off, shooting a blue portal on a slanted wall to the left and a orange portal on the floor in front.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': See, portal here, portal there...		'''Cave Johnson''': See, portal here, portal there...

Superslinger2007: /* "Boots" Video Transcript */

2011-09-09T20:20:58Z

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	\|[''Aperture Science theme'']		\|[''Aperture Science theme plays as the Aperture logo appears.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': Hello investors, Cave Johnson here.		'''Cave Johnson''': Hello investors, Cave Johnson here.

	''~~'Cave Johnson''': Now I know you've sunk a lot~~ of ~~money into~~ the ~~dual-portal device~~. ~~But I~~'~~m here to tell you we~~'~~re not banging rocks together over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole.~~		[''A blueprint diagram of the Handheld Portal Device is shown, named as "Quantum Tunneling Device".'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': ~~Caroline~~-		'''Cave Johnson''': Now I know you've sunk a lot of money into the dual-portal device.

	'''~~Cave Johnson~~'~~'': See, portal here, portal there, heh heh! Look at this thing go!~~		[''The Portal Device is pulled apart to show its inner mechanisms in two further diagrams.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': ~~Now,~~ we ~~have run into~~ a ~~reproducible human error problem, lot of expensive equipment getting broken, but don't worry, Cave took care of it~~.		'''Cave Johnson''': But I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole.

	''~~'Cave Johnson'''~~: ~~Gentlemen, I give you~~ the ~~Long Fall Boot~~.		[''Cut to a first-person view, reading "Test subject vitality trial: Vertical Deceleration Chamber" in the bottom left corner. A time counter and a heart rate graph are at the top right.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not ~~gonnna~~ lie to you,it's expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.		'''Cave Johnson''': Caroline?-

			[''The subject jumps off, shooting a blue portal on a slanted wall to the left and a orange portal on the floor in front.']]

			'''Cave Johnson''': See, portal here, portal there...

			[''After falling through the orange portal, the subject's point of view turns to the right, showing a wall with height markings: 500m, 450m, etc.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh! Look at this thing go!

			[''Red lights in the chamber turn on. The heart rate on the top-right monitor becomes erratic, and the subject swings their limbs in panic as they fall toward the floor.'']

			[''Static cut to an animated scene. A stick-figure test subject crashes on the floor at a light blue painted target, and its limbs pop off as the Portal Device lands nearby.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem: a lot of expensive equipment getting broken.

			[''Two stick figures come in with a stretcher. One of them picks up the damaged puts Portal Device and places it onto the stretcher.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': But don't worry, Cave took care of it.

			[''The both of them leave as panel sets unfold and scoop the injured stick figure into a fire pit hidden in the floor.'']

			[''Zoom out to show a platform with a test chamber door above the painted floor target. Another subject is on the platform, wearing white boots.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.

			[''A rotating diagram is shown of the Long Fall Boot. The platform is raised to an extreme height. The diagram changes to a close up of the subject jumping from a height of 1100m.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device.

			[''The subject lands safely onto the painted target and cheerfully puts its arms up. Fade to a closeup of [[Chell]]'s boots.'']

			'''Cave Johnson''': I'm not gonna lie to you, it's expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.

			[''Chell rebounds off an Aerial Faith Plate, and shoots and falls through portals while sliding off clear panels and doing flips in mid-air.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.		'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.

			[''After falling a great distance, Chell lands in a crouch. The camera shakes. Chell stands up and walks offscreen.'']

	'''Cave Johnson''': So anyway, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash.		'''Cave Johnson''': So anyway, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash.

	'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson, we're done here.		'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson, we're done here.

			[''The ''Portal 2'' logo appears.'']

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	'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.		'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.

	'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not gonnna lie to you, it ~~was~~ expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.		'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not gonnna lie to you,it's expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.

	'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.		'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.

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	~~{{Stub}}~~		'''Boots''' is a video which was released by [[Valve]] on April 12, 2011 in order to promote [[Portal 2]]. The video takes the form of an [[Aperture Science\|Aperture Laboratories]] investment opportunity video, and uses a combination of Aperture Science's hallmark animations and pre-rendered footage to showcase the advantages of the [[Long Fall Boots]].


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	'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.		'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.

	'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not ~~gonna~~ lie to you, it was expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.		'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not gonnna lie to you, it was expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.

	'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.		'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.
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	'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson, we're done here.		'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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|[''Aperture Science theme'']

'''Cave Johnson''': Hello investors, Cave Johnson here.

'''Cave Johnson''': Now I know you've sunk a lot of money into the dual-portal device. But I'm here to tell you we're not banging rocks together over here. We know how to make a quantum space hole.

'''Cave Johnson''': Caroline-

'''Cave Johnson''': See, portal here, portal there, heh heh! Look at this thing go!

'''Cave Johnson''': Now, we have run into a reproducible human error problem, lot of expensive equipment getting broken, but don't worry, Cave took care of it.

'''Cave Johnson''': Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot.

'''Cave Johnson''': Think of it as a foot-based suit of armor for the portal device. I'm not gonna lie to you, it was expensive as hell. But check this out - we told this test subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head.

'''Cave Johnson''': Heh heh. She can't do it. Good work, boots.

'''Cave Johnson''': So anyway, we're between banks right now, just make those checks out to cash.

'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson, we're done here.
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