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<p>The Noob: /* Official Personality Test Info */</p> <hr /> <div>==Official Personality Test Info==<br /> <br /> The [http://www.thinkwithportals.com/coop_survey.php official Aperture Science Collaborative Disposition Test] describes Cave Johnson as: <br /> <br /> “You don’t see crises-only challengitunities you choose to scale like mountains. You’re a can-do, shoot-from-the-hip, silver-tongued self-starter. You’re a good match for any cooperative test partner, providing they shut up and listen.&quot;<br /> <br /> I'm not sure what section this information best goes under, so I'll just leave it here for now. - [[User:MewtwoWarrior|MewtwoWarrior]] 02:38, 6 July 2011 (UTC)<br /> :This information is now found at the [[Collaborative Disposition Test#Cave_Johnson|Collaborative Disposition Test]] page. - [[User:MewtwoWarrior|MewtwoWarrior]] 22:57, 6 July 2011 (UTC)<br /> <br /> <br /> ==Gabe Newell?==<br /> <br /> I can't shake the idea that Cave Johnson is, in some way, an allegory for Gabe Newell, Valve's CEO, who has been blamed for the infamous delays of Half Life 2: Episode 3.<br /> <br /> How?<br /> <br /> 1) First names sound similar<br /> 2) Both of them did something revolutionary in their field (ie; Gabe made Steam and Cave made the Portal Gun)<br /> 3) Both of them seem very obstinate about things (ie; Cave's memetic rant on lemons, and how Gabe seems to be hellbent on delaying every game Valve makes, excepting the L4D series)<br /> <br /> Just a quick observation and nothing more, but I really do think I'm onto something by saying it.<br /> <br /> --[[User:The Noob|The Noob]] 21:22, 12 September 2011 (UTC)</div>

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