Turrets (video)

2011-06-13T15:30:12Z

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== "Turrets" Video Transcript ==
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|[''Aperture Science theme'']

'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson here.

'''Cave Johnson''': Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military grade product;

[''Turrets chattering'']

'''Cave Johnson''': The Turret. How do we get so many bullets in 'em? Like this. Plus, we fire the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet, per bullet.

'''Cave Johnson''': This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades. Scares the hell out of them.

'''Cave Johnson''': They come in hundreds of designer colors including forest, desert, table, uh, an evening at the improv... what idiot picked the-

'''Cave Johnson''': And we box 'em up, and ship 'em straight to your doorstep.

'''Cave Johnson''': So you can protect the things that matter most.

'''Turret''': Good night.

'''Cave Johnson''': Just try and get close to that baby. Hah! Your funeral.

'''Cave Johnson''': Cave Johnson. We're done here.
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==Trivia==
*Though Cave Johnson's statement regarding how they "fire the whole bullet" may seem nonsensical, the video demonstrates that they do indeed fire the entire bullet: instead of striking the primer on the back of the bullet to ignite the propellent inside and unleash the bullet like all other guns do, the turrets fire bullets via a pair of spring-loaded hammers that carry the entire cartridge out of the barrel. This also explains why the turrets don't eject any spend cartridges when firing.

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