Template:Dictionary/voice lines/Grady

Aperture Desk Job
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grady1201_001: en: Uh oh.
 * 1) Chapter 1

grady1201_002: en: I think I put the wrong tape in. Hold on...

grady1201_003: en: OK, Here we go.

grady1201_004: en: They don't give out overalls anymore.

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grady1201_006: en: My name's Grady, you can call me that. I mean, let's do introductions later, you should really already be... honestly I'm surprised you're not fired already.

grady1201_007: en: Anyway, just remember: the important thing is to have fun. On your own time, before you come in. Otherwise it's just... it's real bad here... It's fine. You'll probably be fine.

grady1201_008: en: Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.' That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job.

grady1201_009: en: Dadgumit. I left the volume down. Hold on.

grady1201_010: en: [exhales] OK. Good. You heard the important part.

grady1201_011: en: Wait wait. Hold on.

grady1201_012: en: Have they ALL been smoking?

grady1201_013: en: You know what? It's not our job to test if the toilet's on fire, right? Just do your regular thing like normal, move it down the line, and then it's somebody else's problem.

grady1201_014: en: Is the fired light -- it's not on, is it? I don't even want to look.

grady1201_015: en: OK, good. You're not fired.

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grady1201_019: en: You think your job's bad? I mean... Your job is bad. It's the worst job at the company, way worse than mine. I shouldn't have made it sound like we were competing.

grady1201_020: en: Do you have a wife? Or a husband? Are they nice?

grady1201_021: en: Can I come visit some time? That'd be cool.

grady1201_022: en: I don't know if you have management rails at your place, I need those to get around.

grady1201_023: en: Oh, wait. I guess we'd need to build a management rail to your house too. Wow, that's a lot. Probably easier to bring whoever it is you're married to here. I mean, assuming you're married.

grady1201_024: en: Yeah, keep going, keep going.

grady1201_025: en: Let's just get it out of here.

grady1201_026: en: You are doing great. Keep going.

grady1201_027: en: Perfect, perfect perfect. Keep going, keep going.

grady1201_028: en: It flushes, let's keep it rolling!

grady1201_029: en: Great. Keep going!

grady1201_030: en: You're doing real good. Keep going.

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grady1201_033: en: Do you hear that? Hold on, let me take a look.

grady1201_034: en: Yeah, keep testing it. I think there's a jam in here.

grady1201_035: en: Keep testing it.

grady1201_036: en: Hey, could you test it again? I'm gonna watch and see what happens.

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grady1201_038: en: Whup!

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grady1201_040: en: Can you get me out of here, please? Thank you.

grady1201_041: en: Can you get me out of here please?

grady1201_042: en: Are you pressing something? Try pressing something.

grady1201_043: en: Just try... just try it. Just press something.

grady1201_044: en: For the record, I'm not claustrophobic, I just don't want to be in here. I think that's completely reasonable.

grady1201_045: en: Also, keep an eye on that fired light. If it goes on I need to know.

grady1201_046: en: Nope. I'm just wet now.

grady1201_047: en: So. I am made of metal. I mean, this is like you're just spraying me with acid.

grady1201_048: en: I know you probably don't realize this? But... you just keep spraying me with this water.

grady1201_049: en: I think that's... all that button does is open and close the lid.

grady1201_050: en: Because the lid keeps hitting me in the back of the head. That's how I know what that button does. And also why I'm pointing it out.

grady1201_051: en: Yeah. I mean, this is what that button does. It's not gonna start doing something else.

grady1201_052: en: Are you... What is your plan? Is your plan to just push me out the other end? Because I don't... it's not working.

grady1201_053: en: OK OK, I get it, it is funny, it's hilarious. But it's also crushing me to death.

grady1201_054: en: No. No, that's just pushing me deeper in.

grady1201_055: en: Please stop, please stop stop stop stop please stop...

grady1201_056: en: I'm gonna be... just stop it. No, I'm gonna be real sick.

grady1201_057: en: I'm gonna be so sick, dude. Just stop it. Stop it.

grady1201_058: en: Ow.

grady1201_059: en: Ow.

grady1201_060: en: Nope.

grady1201_061: en: Nope.

grady1201_062: en: Nope.

grady1201_063: en: Not that button.

grady1201_064: en: Not that one.

grady1201_065: en: Alright, yeah, that's not working.

grady1201_066: en: Definitely not that one. Just another button.

grady1201_067: en: I mean.. you know what you're doing, but I just... don't think that's the right button.

grady1201_068: en: You keep pressing that one button. I don't think that's the right button.

grady1201_069: en: That's it! That's it! Hold the button down!

grady1201_070: en: Hold that button down, that was it!

grady1201_071: en: It's working! Keep pressing the button!

grady1201_072: en: It's working!

grady1201_073: en: It's working! Keep doing that!

grady1201_074: en: Yes! That! Keep doing that!

grady1201_075: en: Aaah!

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grady1201_077: en: I got an idea: Test it and get it out of here!

grady1201_078: en: Whoa!

grady1201_079: en: So... first off: I think we are in a lot of trouble here. Now: I also think we're going to be rich, because I think you just invented something!

grady1201_080: en: OK. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna go work on this. In secret. Just... You go back and pretend to go back to work. Right? Like, it's gotta look good. I mean, just pretend the most you've ever... You know what, just go back to work actually. Yeah that works.

grady1201_081: en: I'll be back!

grady1201_100: en: Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.'

grady1201_101: en: That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job.

grady1201_102: en: Good luck!

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