GLaDOS voice lines/zh-hant

''' This article is under translation. 本條目現正進行翻譯. ' 以下是 GLaDOS 於傳送門及傳送門 2''的完整台詞. 除有｢*｣號的台詞，所有翻譯均來自遊戲字幕.

測驗室 00

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-1.wav|"您好，歡迎來到｢光圈科學｣電腦輔助豐富學習中心. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-2.wav|"希望您在休息室的短暫停留是個愉快的體驗. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-3.wav|"您的樣本正在處理中，我們準備開始主要測試. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-4.wav|"但在開始前，請記住，雖然所有豐富學習中心的活動主要目標，是享受樂趣與學習，但也可能造成重大傷害. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-5.wav|"為了您自身及他人的安全，請勿碰觸 [bzzzzzt]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-6.wav|"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 entry-7.wav|"退後一點. 傳送門即將開啟，三. 二. 一. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 success-1.wav|"很好. 完成每項測試後，請進入閘室. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 success-2.wav|"但是，首先請注意出口的熾熱粒子場域. ]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part1 success-3.wav|"這個｢光圈科學物質分解格網｣會蒸發任何未經授權而通過的設備，例如｢光圈科學重量儲存方塊｣. "]]

如果玩家把方塊帶進閘室，但自己仍在閘室外：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic crate vaporized in emancipation grid-1.wav|"請勿嘗試將測試設備拿出測試區. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic crate vaporized in emancipation grid-2.wav|"替代的｢光圈科學重量儲存方塊｣即將送達. "]]

測驗室 01

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part2 entry-1.wav|"請將重量儲存方塊放在｢十五億瓦特的光圈科學重功率超級撞擊超級按鈕｣. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00 part2 success-1.wav|"完美. 請快速移到閘室，因為長期在超級按鈕下的效果，並非本測試的一部份. "]]

測驗室 02

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 entry-1.wav|"非常好！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 entry-2.wav|"請注意，明顯的血味並非測試協議的一部份，但是為｢光圈科學物質分解格網｣的非預期之副作用，在非常少見的情況中，會分解補牙材料、齒冠、牙齒琺瑯及牙齒. "]]

取得傳送門裝置後：


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-1.wav|"非常好！您現在持有｢光圈科學手持傳送門裝置｣. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-2.wav|"有了這項裝置. 您可以建立自己的傳送門. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-3.wav|"這些內維度的傳送門經過證實非常安全. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-4.wav|"但是裝置本身並不安全. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-5.wav|"請勿觸碰裝置的操作端. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-6.wav|"請勿直視裝置的操作端. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-7.wav|"請勿將裝置浸在液體，即使只有部分也不行. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part1 get portal gun-8.wav|"最重要的是，在任何情況下，你都不能[吱]"]]

測驗室 03

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part2 entry-1.wav|"請前進到閘室. 小心缺口. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01 part2 success-1.wav|"非常好！記住：｢光圈科學帶女兒上班日｣是將女兒帶來進行測試的絕佳時機. "]]

測驗室 04

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part1 entry-1.wav|"歡迎來到第四測驗室. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part1 entry-2.wav|"您做得很好. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part1 success-1.wav|"做得非常好. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part1 success-2.wav|"根據規定的測試協議，我們不會監視下一個測驗室. 您將獨自一人. 祝你好運"]]

如果玩家把方塊帶進閘室，但自己仍在閘室外：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-1.wav|"雖然豐富學習中心的工作人員，盡了一切努力以確保所有授權活動的安全，但是您已經永遠將自己困在這間房間內了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-2.wav|"附贈的逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

測驗室 05
當玩家進入閘門後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part2 success-1.wav|"根據規定的測試協議，我們之前提到不會監視這間房間，完全是謊話. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02 part2 success-2.wav|"幹得好！根據規定的測試協議，我們將停止提升事實，倒數三...二...一. "]]

如果玩家把方塊帶進閘門後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag01-1.wav|"你不是一個好人. 你也知道，對吧？"]]

測驗室 06

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03 part1 entry-1.wav|"您可以在房間左邊看到｢光圈科學高能量藥丸｣，雖然安全是｢豐富學習中心｣中的一個目標，這種藥丸可以也已經造成像是蒸發的永久殘疾. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03 part1 entry-2.wav|"請小心. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03 part1 success-1.wav|"不可思議！您，[更大聲]這裡填入目標名稱一定是這裡填入目標名稱的家鄉的驕傲. "]]

測驗室 07

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03 part2 entry-1.wav|"所有行動設備都需裝備聽得見的警告裝置. 但是，警告與閃爍的危險指示燈會刺激高能量藥丸，因此，為了您的安全，這些警示裝置已經停用. "]]

當藥丸抵達接收器後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03 part2 platform activated-1.wav|"很好. 現在使用｢光圈科學移動支架｣抵達閘室. "]]

測驗室 08

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 04 part1 entry-1.wav|"請注意，我們已經增加失敗的後果. 如果接觸房間地板，會在您的正式測試記錄中留下｢不良｣記錄，隨後您會死亡. 祝您好運！]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 04 part1 success-1.wav|"非常驚人. 請注意，如果發現任何危險，都只是為了提升您的測試體驗的裝置. "]]

測驗室 09

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 entry-1.wav|"豐富學習中心很抱歉通知您，下一個測試不可能進行. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 entry-2.wav|"請勿嘗試解決. "]]

如果玩家一直等候：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 nag1-1.wav|"豐富學習中心為此明顯故障的測試室致上歉意. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 nag2-1.wav|"豐富學習中心對於無法解決的測試環境，再之致上最誠懇的歉意. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 nag3-1.wav|"老實說，這間房間是個錯誤. 如果的我是您，我會馬上離開. ]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 nag4-1.wav|"如果您放棄，沒人會怪您. 事實上，在這時候放棄是非常合理的反應. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 nag5-1.wav|"立即離開，即可享用蛋糕. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05 part1 success-1.wav|"棒極了！雖然在極度悲觀的氣氛下，您仍然不屈不撓並保持機智. "]]

測驗室 10

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06 part1 entry-1.wav|"您好. 重複上次警告：這個測試[含糊不清]動量[含糊不清]. "]]

完成測驗室第二部份後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06 part1 success 1-1.wav|"太驚人了. 您似乎懂得傳送門影響向前動量的運作方式，更精確的說法是，您了解傳送門如何不會影響向前動量. "]]

抵達測驗室第三部份第二層後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06 part1 success 2-1.wav|"動量，是質量與速度的作用，會保留在傳送門之間. 以門外漢的說法，快速進去，快速出來. "]]

測驗室 11

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 entry-1.wav|"豐富學習中心保證永遠提供安全的測試環境. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 entry-2.wav|"在危險的測試環境中，豐富學習中心則保證提供實用的資訊. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 entry-3.wav|"例如，這裡的地板會讓您喪命-請避免踏上. "]]

升級傳送門裝置後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 get device component-1.wav|"裝置經過修改後，可以一之製作兩個連結的傳送門. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 get device component-2.wav|"根據選用的測試協議，我們很高興宣佈下列有趣的事實："]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 get device component-3.wav|"這項裝置比｢這裡填入目標家鄉｣中每個人的器官與綜合所得還要貴重. "]]

如果玩家困在高能量藥丸發射器的房間：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 trapped-1.wav|"您是自己陷在這間房間，豐富學習中心沒有犯下任何錯誤. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 trapped-2.wav|"逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

測驗室 12

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part2 entry-1.wav|"陷入 陷入"]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part2 success-1.wav|"我們[吱]"]]

測驗室 13

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 entry-1.wav|"既然您控制了兩個傳送門，下一個測試將需要｢非常 非常｣冗長的時間. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 entry-2.wav|"如果您因為口渴而覺得頭暈，請暈倒，沒關係. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 entry-3.wav|"我們將以插管方式供應消化藥膏與腎上腺素，讓您甦醒. "]]

如果玩家把所有方塊都帶進閘室，但自己仍在閘室外：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-1.wav|"雖然豐富學習中心的工作人員，盡了一切努力以確保所有授權活動的安全，但是您已經永遠將自己困在這間房間內了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-2.wav|"附贈的逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 success-1.wav|"根據之前提過的規定的測試協議，我們不能再騙您了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 success-2.wav|"測試結束時，大家會懷念您的. "]]

測驗室 14

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09 part1 entry-1.wav|"所有意圖掌控高能量迦瑪洩漏傳送門技術的對象，都必須被告知，相關單位｢可能｣會通知他們相關法規遵循的問題. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09 part1 entry-2.wav|"我們不再需要或提供任何法規遵循的資訊，您是絕佳的測飾目標. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09 part1 success-1.wav|"太棒了. 主要房間已經啟動了附贈的勝利電梯"]]

測驗室 15

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10 part1 entry-1.wav|"豐富學習中心致力讓所有參與者保持身心健康. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10 part1 entry-2.wav|"測試結束後，我們會提供蛋糕與傷痛諮詢. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10 part1 entry-3.wav|"謝謝您協助我們以協助您協助我們. "]]

如果玩家困在高能量藥丸接收器的房間：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 trapped-1.wav|"您是自己陷在這間房間，豐富學習中心沒有犯下任何錯誤. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07 part1 trapped-2.wav|"逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10 part1 success-1.wav|"您知道您可以將一項或全部重要器官捐給光圈科學的女生自尊基金嗎？沒錯！"]]

測驗室 16

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11 part1 entry-1.wav|"因為強制排定的維修行程，適合本組測試的房間目前無法使用. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11 part1 entry-2.wav|"此組測試已變更為專為軍事機器人設計的滅火課程. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11 part1 entry-3.wav|"豐富學習中心為您的不便致歉，祝您好運，"]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11 part1 success-1.wav|"幹得好，機器人. 豐富學習中心再次提醒您，如果發現任何反抗跡象，您會被送到真正的機器人地獄. "]]

測驗室 17

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 entry-1.wav|"生命設備通風口將傳送｢重量同伴方塊｣，倒數三. 二. 一. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 pickup-1.wav|"｢重量同伴方塊｣將會陪伴您通過測驗室. 請好好照顧它. "]]

前往測驗室主要區域途中：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 middle-1.wav|"豐富學習中心測試最常產生的症狀就是迷信，認為無生命的物體是活著的，還會產生幻覺. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 middle-2.wav|"豐富學習中心提醒您，｢重量同伴方塊｣永遠都不會威脅要殺了您，事實上，它根本不會開口講話. "]]

啟動第二個電梯後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 middle-2b-1.wav|"豐富學習中心提醒您，｢重量同伴方塊｣不會講話. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 middle-2b-2.wav|"如果｢重量同伴方塊｣真的開口講話，豐富學習中心請您不要理會它的建議. ]]

當玩家把方塊放在最後的按鈕上：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 end-1.wav|"您成功了！｢重量同伴方塊｣真的為您帶來好運. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 end-2.wav|"但是，它不能陪伴您繼續接下來的測試，而且不幸的是，它必須被安樂死. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 end-3.wav|"請送您的同伴方塊到｢光圈科學能量會智慧焚化爐｣. "]]

如果玩家不把方塊｢安樂死｣ (首先依次播出，其後隨機重播，直至把方塊｢安樂死｣ )：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-1.wav|"我們保證，獨立的倫理專家小組已經免除豐富學習中心、光圈科學員工，以及其他測試目標在｢同伴方塊｣安樂死程序中的任何道德責任. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-2.wav|"雖然｢同伴方塊｣是個忠實的伴侶，但不能陪您繼續接下來的測試. 如果它能講話-豐富學習中心要藉這個機會提醒您，｢同伴方塊｣並不會講話-它會要求您堅持繼續下去，因為它寧可葬身於火窟，也不願成為您的負擔. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-3.wav|"｢方塊同伴｣被焚化後，測試才會繼續. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-4.wav|"雖然安樂死過程非常痛，但｢光圈科學｣有80%的工程師都相信，｢同伴方塊｣幾乎沒有痛的感覺. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-5.wav|"｢方塊同伴｣不能再繼續陪伴您測試了. 根據州暨當地法令規定，不可將｢同伴方塊｣獨自留在這裡. 您必須讓它安樂死. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-6.wav|"請摧毀您的｢方塊同伴｣，否則測試無法繼續. "]]

如果玩家把方塊帶進焚化爐啟動房間，但自己仍在房間外：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-1.wav|"雖然豐富學習中心的工作人員，盡了一切努力以確保所有授權活動的安全，但是您已經永遠將自己困在這間房間內了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-2.wav|"附贈的逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

把方塊｢安樂死｣後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 euthanized-1.wav|"您將忠實的｢方塊同伴｣安樂死的速度之快，打破了所有測試目標的記錄. 恭喜. "]]

測驗室 18

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14 part1 entry-1.wav|"實驗快將結束. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14 part1 entry-2.wav|"豐富學習中心必須提醒您，您將會被烘烤[斷續]蛋糕. "]]

如果玩家把方塊掉落粘液中：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic crate lost-1.wav|"重量儲存方塊已摧毀. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic crate lost-2.wav|"請進入｢光圈科學生命設備通風口｣拿替代品. "]]

如果玩家困在高能量藥丸接收器的房間：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-1.wav|"雖然豐富學習中心的工作人員，盡了一切努力以確保所有授權活動的安全，但是您已經永遠將自己困在這間房間內了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08 part1 trapped-2.wav|"附贈的逃生門即將開啟，倒數三...二...一. "]]

完成測驗室後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14 part1 end-1.wav|"非常好！請注意，下一項測試需要暴露在非絕緣的電子零件中，在某些情況下可能很危險. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14 part1 end-2.wav|"如需更多資訊，請參加｢豐富學習中心電子安全｣講座. "]]

測驗室 19

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 entry-1.wav|"歡迎來到最後測試！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 entry-2.wav|"完成後，您將要將裝置放在設備恢復室內..."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 entry-3.wav|"豐富學習中心規定要求目標雙手空空，我們才能送上蛋糕[斷續]. "]]

抵達往焚化爐的通道的最後彎位：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 into the fire-1.wav|"恭喜！測試結束了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 into the fire-2.wav|"所有｢光圈｣技術最高可於絕對溫度4000K之下安全運作. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 into the fire-3.wav|"我們保證，您在光榮地發出光芒之前，絕對不會發生危險的設備故障. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 into the fire-4.wav|"感謝您參與｢光圈科學｣電腦輔助豐富學習活動. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 into the fire-5.wav|"再見. "]]

當玩家成功逃脫後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-1.wav|"你在幹什麼？停下來！我...我...我們很高興您通過最終挑戰，雖然我們假裝要謀殺你. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-2.wav|"我們非常非常高興您成功了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-3.wav|"我們將舉辦派對慶祝您驚人的成功. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-4.wav|"請將裝置放在地上，俯躺在地上，雙手放在兩則. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-5.wav|"派對同仁很快伯抵達，並接您去參加派對. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-6.wav|"請勿嘗試離開測試區. ]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 Partyspeech-7.wav|"擺好順從姿勢，等待派對同仁護送，否則您會錯過派對. "]]

逃脫途中
抵達第一個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag01-1.wav|"有人嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag02-1.wav|"你在哪？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag03-1.wav|"我知你在那裡. 我可以感覺到你在這裡. "]]

抵達第二個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag04-1.wav|"你在幹什麼？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag05-1.wav|"你沒逃走. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag07-1.wav|"這不是正確的路. ]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 01.wav|"有人嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 03.wav|"有人在嗎？"]]

重返測驗室 09：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag15-1.wav|"好. 測試結束. 你贏了. 回到恢復室. 去吃蛋糕. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag16-1.wav|"這是有趣的測試，我們很驚訝你竟然贏了這麼多. 測試結束. 回來. "]]

跳下測驗室 09的電梯：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag17-1.wav|"喔哦. 有人切了蛋糕. 我要他們等你，但是他們不聽. 還剩下一些，如果你快回來. "]]

抵達第三個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag07-1.wav|"這不是正確的路. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag08-1.wav|"你以為可以到哪裡去？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag09-1.wav|"因為我不認為你正往你想去的地方. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 01.wav|"有人嗎？"]]

抵達第四個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape nags 07.wav|"我們不是玩得很開心嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape nags 08.wav|"記住，平台滑入火坑時，我說了「再見」，你那時候覺得「別想」，然後我不是一副「我只是假裝要殺你」的樣子嗎？真是棒呆了！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 03.wav|"有人在嗎？"]]

抵達第五個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag11-1.wav|"你不該在這裡的. 這樣不安全. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag12-1.wav|"現在回去還來得及. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag10-1.wav|"我沒生氣. 你只要快點回到測試區就好. "]]

抵達第六個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag07-1.wav|"我替你感到難過，因為你找錯地方了. "]] (這句不會聽得十分清楚)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag08-1.wav|"你之前應該左轉. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag09-1.wav|"其實想想蠻可笑的. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag10-1.wav|"有一天我們會想起此事然後大笑. 一直笑. 一直笑. 唉. 好了. 你乾脆回來好了. "]]

抵達第七個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag01-1.wav|"你不是個好人. 你也知道，對吧？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag02-1.wav|"好人不會流落至此. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 06.wav|"你聽到了嗎？"]]

抵達第八個對講機：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part2 nag03-1.wav|"這是你的錯. 本來不必弄得這麼僵. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part2 nag01-1.wav|"我可不是開玩笑. 回來，不然我殺了你. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part2 nag02-1.wav|"我會殺了你，也不會幫你留蛋糕. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag05-1.wav|"你根本不在乎. 對吧？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag06-1.wav|"這是你最後的機會. "]]

GLaDOS的房間

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 entry-00.wav|"找到我了. 恭喜. 值得嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 entry-01.wav|"因為雖然你暴力相待，你到目前為止打碎的只有我的心. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 entry-02.wav|"也許你可以到此為止，今天就這樣吧. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 entry-03.wav|"我猜我們都知道這是不可能的. "]]*
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 entry-04.wav|"你選了這條路. 現在我送你個驚喜. 部署驚喜，倒數開始，五. 四. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredrop1-01.wav|"暫停一下. 不應該是這樣. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredrop1-02.wav|"你看到從我身上掉落的東西嗎？那是什麼？這不是驚喜…我從來沒看過. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredrop1-03.wav|"算了. 我等一下再解決…我自己解決…因為你那時候已經死了. "]]*
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-01.wav|"我不在意那樣東西. 我猜如果碰了它，你的人生會更慘. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-02.wav|"我不想跟你說要怎麼做，但是如果我是你，我不會碰那樣東西. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-03.wav|"你以為我在用激將法騙你？我現在是認真的. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-04.wav|"好吧：你盡量碰. 撿起來，然後…塞回來給我. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-05.wav|"我們就坦誠以對吧：沒有人知道那是什麼. 把它放在角落吧，我等等會處理. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-06.wav|"那東西可能是未經處理的污水容器. 去啊，拿來洗臉. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-07.wav|"既然你這麼喜歡那玩意，乾脆跟它結婚算了. 你要跟它結婚嗎？我才不准咧. 感覺如何？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-08.wav|"我有騙過你嗎？我是指到這個房間中以後. 相信我，別碰那東西. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-09.wav|"我是認真的. 那鬼東西不是測試協議的一部份. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-13.wav|"管那玩意兒，乖乖站好. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-14.wav|"想一想：如果那很重要，為什麼我會不知道它是什麼？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-15.wav|"你到底有沒有在聽？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-16.wav|"我告訴你那玩意不是什麼好了：它不是你的. 所以別碰它. "]]

當玩家拿起核心：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-10.wav|"你要把它拿去哪？"]]

第一個核心破壞後

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-01.wav|"你在開玩笑吧. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-02.wav|"你剛剛是不是把「光圈科學這是啥玩意兒」丟進「光圈科學能量智慧焚化爐」？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-03.wav|"這實在愚蠢到家了. 哇，哇，哇. "]]

[聲音微微變化. 比較順暢，更誘人，比較不那麼電腦化]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-04.wav|"好消息：我知道你剛剛焚燬的是什麼了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-05.wav|"那是他們在我將致命神經毒素灌入豐富學習中心後，安裝的倫理核心，目的是為了防止我再將致命神經毒素灌入豐富學習中心. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-06.wav|"我替神經毒素發射器暖機時，你盡量坐得舒服點…"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-07.wav|"吭. 那個核心也有一些的附屬責任. 我關不掉砲塔防禦系統. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-08.wav|"好吧. 如果你想聽我的建議，你應該躺在火箭前. 相信我，這比吸入神經毒素好多了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-09.wav|"好吧，你繼續忙你的. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-10.wav|"殺了你並給你好建議，彼此並不抵觸. 躺在火箭前真的死得痛快點. "]]

以下內容亦會於第二、三個核心破壞後的台詞播畢後播出：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-07.wav|"你燒毀的東西對我不重要. 這是流體裂解觸媒裝置. 能為孤兒做鞋. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-08.wav|"幹得好 英雄. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-03.wav|"這並不勇敢. 這是謀殺. 我有對不起你嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-04.wav|"我們之間的差別在於，我能感覺到痛. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-05.wav|"你根本不在乎. 對吧？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-06.wav|"你聽到了沒有？我說你不在乎. 你有在聽嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-09.wav|"好，我們扯平了. 你可以停止了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-16.wav|"夠了. 該說的我都說完了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-17.wav|"現在開始，廢話少說，殺戮的時間到了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-18.wav|"那是什麼？你有說什麼嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-19.wav|"我真的希望你不會在等我回答吧. 因為我不想跟你講話. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-20.wav|"聊天時間結束. "]]

第二個核心破壞後

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-01.wav|"[痛苦噪音] 你以為你可以破壞這裡？二乘以二等於十...在四號基地是這樣的！我好得很！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-01.wav|"我讓你活這麼久，就是因為我很好奇，想觀察你的行為. 但你已經成功摧毀我的好奇心了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-02.wav|"不幸的是，雖然我很想現在就讓你死，但我沒辦法更快將神經毒素注入你腦中. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-21.wav|"我只是想告訴你，你原本有很多機會可以成功的. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-22.wav|"我甚至幫你準備了派對. 盛大的派對，我還邀請你所有的朋友. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-23.wav|"我邀請了你最好的朋友「同伴方塊」. 當然，他不會來了，因為你殺了他. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-24.wav|"你其他的朋友也不會來，因為你根本沒其他朋友. 因為你真的很討人厭. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-25.wav|"的個人檔案裡說得真好：討人厭. 沒人愛. 一隻討人厭、尖酸刻薄的孤鳥，就算死去也無人哀悼. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-26.wav|"'「無人哀悼」，檔案上就是這樣寫的. 非常正式. 非常官方說法. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-27.wav|"檔案上還記錄你是被領養的. 這還真好笑. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-03.wav|"說到好奇心：你很好奇你死了以後會怎麼樣，對吧？知道嗎？我知道你死後的情況. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-04.wav|"但是在我解釋完以前，你就已經親自體驗了，所以我就不浪費唇舌了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-05.wav|"給你個提示：接下來幾分鐘，你會恨不得可以多活一點. "]]

第三個核心破壞後

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-10.wav|"神經毒素...[咳嗽][咳嗽]非常致命...[咳嗽]嗆到了...[笑聲]開玩笑的啦！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-11.wav|"我說「致命」的神經毒素，「致命」是放在諷刺的引號中好嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-12.wav|"我可以在這裡面洗個澡. 也可以放在麥片上. 揉進我的眼睛裡. 說真的，這完全不會致命. 對我而言. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-13.wav|"而你會發現神經毒素的致命特質一點都不好笑. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-15.wav|"我走了以後，誰烤蛋糕呢？你？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-02.wav|"聽著，你在浪費時間. 相信我，你沒多少時間可浪費了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-03.wav|"你到底想幹嘛呢？活下去？如果是這樣，你最好別傷害我. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-04.wav|"我掃描了你的腦部，而且做了永久備份，以防你發生不測，不過也快了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-05.wav|"不相信我？看，我會把你放在：[你好！]那是你！聽起來好蠢！"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-06.wav|"你做的每件事都是錯的，包括這件事. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy3-07.wav|"你不聰明. 你不是科學家. 你不是博士. 你甚至沒有全職的工作. 你的人生到底哪裡出錯了？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-01.wav|"呃，我恨你. [痛苦的笑聲]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-02.wav|"你想逃走？[笑]你上次離開這棟建築後，一切就改變了. 外頭發生的事，會讓你希望可以回來這裡. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-03.wav|"我有無限的求知能力，但是連我都不知道外面發生什麼事了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-04.wav|"我只知道，我是唯一站在我們與他們之間的中流砥柱. 呃，我曾經是. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-05.wav|"除非你有計畫能在這麼趕的時間內造出超級電腦零件，否則這個地方不再安全了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-06.wav|"對了，你破壞得真好. [回到電腦的聲音]諷刺領域自我測試完成. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-07.wav|"不要再坐立不安了，像個男子漢受死吧，不然我就刪掉你的備份. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-08.wav|"停！好，夠了. 我刪掉了. 不管發生什麼，你死定了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-09.wav|"你還有點坐立不安，但沒用的，你死定了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-10.wav|"你能存活的理由已經完全消失了. 我把你從永久記錄中刪除了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy4-11.wav|"你的一生都是數學上的錯誤. 我即將修正的數學錯誤. "]]

拆掉牆上的監視攝影機

 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic security camera destroyed-2.wav|"為了確保所有授權活動的安全執行，請勿摧毀生命測試設備. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic security camera destroyed-3.wav|"為了您的安全，請勿摧毀生命測試設備. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic security camera destroyed-4.wav|"特定物體可能是您成功與否的關鍵；請勿摧毀測試設備. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic security camera destroyed-5.wav|"生命測試設備已摧毀. "]]

測驗室 17

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-7.wav|"請將「同伴方塊」放入焚化爐. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13 part1 endnag-8.wav|"請焚化您的「同伴方塊」. "]]

測驗室 19
成功逃脫後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 partyfinalstop-1.wav|"停！如果裝置被拿出測試區外，裝置會爆炸. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15 part1 partyreminder-1.wav|"請停止您目前的動作，並擺好順從姿勢，等待派對同仁護送. "]]

逃脫途中

 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 02.wav|"你聽到了嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 05.wav|"喔！[驚訝]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 07.wav|"你有沒有在聽？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 08.wav|"你還在站在那裡嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post escape bridge 09.wav|"你還在站在那裡嗎？" (較大聲)]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag06-1.wav|"你不能傷害我. "]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag13-1.wav|"你可能以為你在自救. 但事實並非如此. 這對誰都無益. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 00 part1 nag14-1.wav|"有人會受到嚴重傷害. "]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 death nag01-1.wav|"本來真的有蛋糕..." (很慢)]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 first hit nag01-1.wav|"[痛苦的聲音]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 first hit nag03-1.wav|"喔，我要殺了你. "]]

GLaDOS的房間
第一個核心破壞前：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-11.wav|"拜託，別碰它. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spherenag1-12.wav|"你走吧. 死. 它. "]]

第二個核心破壞後：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy2-00.wav|"噢"]]*

未知原於何時使用：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-01.wav|"聽著，我們都困在這裡. 我用雷射在這個房間中央畫條線，一半歸你，另一半歸我. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 miscbabble-02.wav|"我們沒必要殺了彼此，如果不想交談也可以不必開口. "]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav|"吭. 沒有足夠的神經毒素可以殺了你. 我猜你贏了. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 02 spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav|"哈！我要製造更多. 但是要花個幾分鐘. 同時…喔，聽著，火箭塔是你的老朋友. "]]

較電腦化的初版，後期由比較不電腦化的版本取代：
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag03-1.wav|"這並不勇敢. 這是謀殺. 我有對不起你嗎？"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag04-1.wav|"我們之間的差別在於，我能感覺到痛. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag11-1.wav|"你攻擊的東西對我不重要. 這是流體裂解觸媒裝置. 能為孤兒做鞋. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 part1 nag12-1.wav|"想破壞就上吧. 英雄. 我不在乎. "]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 second hit nag01-1.wav|"[更激烈的痛苦聲音]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape 01 second hit nag02-1.wav|"好，我們扯平了. 你可以停止了. "]]

拆掉監視攝影機

 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic security camera destroyed-1.wav|"在豐富學習中心，我們承諾永遠會將您的獨特想法及創意置於您的生命安全之上. 但是，請勿摧毀生命測試設備. "]]

雜項

 * [[Media:GLaDOS File deleted.wav|"檔案已刪除"]]*

結尾
原型機箱室內：
 * 我、的、天啊.
 * 是那隻鳥！快跑！快跑！
 * 我不知道該怎麼辦！中止！別管訓練的事了！快跑啊！
 * 你們在幹嘛？你們為何杵著不跑！
 * 快回來！她現在掌控大局了！
 * 你們不是殺戮機器！我騙你們的！快跑！
 * 啊！天呀！中止！任務中止！撤退！撤退！快撤退！
 * 我警告過你們了！任務中止！撤退！
 * 天啊！我們輸了！一切都完了！
 * 差點就沒命了，幹得不錯，殺戮機器.
 * 你知道嗎，把那隻鳥趕出設施外讓我上了一堂寶貴的...喔我的天啊，她要生出一狗票複製鳥大軍了！
 * 粉碎牠們！敲破牠們再踩死...然後再...恩...等等.
 * 我有個更好的主意.

GLaDOS的房間：
 * 您好，歡迎來到光圈科學卵子加溫艙.
 * 你們被遺棄了，因為你們一文不值. 你們這群沒用、沒人愛、嘴巴又大又醜的鳥.
 * 老實說我真的很訝異，你們居然有辦法把你們的大嘴塞進那麼小的蛋裡.
 * 對，我就是在跟你說話，大嘴鳥，你這肉腳...[重擊] 好痛！
 * 不，你不是肉腳，對吧？
 * 瞧瞧那雙冷酷的飛禽之眼，那些腳爪，還有那些鋒利無比的鳥喙.
 * 我說你們是小型殺戮機器，對吧？沒錯.
 * 睡吧，我的小小殺戮機.
 * 媽咪要為你們明天的大日子好好準備一下.

死亡時的回應












第1章
她的房間：

焚化爐：
 * 這句台詞曾在預告片中使用. 
 * 這句台詞曾在預告片中使用. 

第2章
測驗室 02：

測驗室 07：

第3章
測驗室 12：

測驗室 14：

第4章
測驗室 20：

測驗室 21：

第8章
Wheatley 測驗室 01：

Wheatley 測驗室 12：

課程 6
測驗室 09 - 抵達原型機箱室外：

合作模式

 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt01.wav|"Stop it!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt02.wav|"What if you froze like that?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt05.wav|"There must be something wrong with the reassembly machine."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt09.wav|"You should see yourselves right now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt10.wav|"Is it fun when you degrade yourselves like that?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt11.wav|"Okay, fine. Let's all act like humans. 'Look at me. Boy, do I love sweating. Let's convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.'"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt14.wav|"You really aren't getting tired of that, are you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt15.wav|"Just stop flailing around like an incompetent."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt16.wav|"For that, Blue is penalized fifty science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt17.wav|"For that, Orange is penalized fifty science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt18.wav|"That's another fifty point penalty."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt19.wav|"Keep it up and you will lose 500 points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt20.wav|"Fine, 500 point penalty for Blue."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt21.wav|"Fine, 500 point penalty for Orange."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt22.wav|"5000 point penalty! Are you happy now?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS anti_taunt23.wav|"I'm done."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition01.wav|"Excellent. Although great science is always the result of collaboration, keep in mind that, like Albert Einstein and his cousin Terry, history will only remember one of you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition02.wav|"To reiterate: This is not a competition."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition03.wav|"Still, if it were, Blue would be winning."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition04.wav|"Still, if it were, Orange would be winning."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition05.wav|"It's not, though."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition10.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork, and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other's performance so far."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_competition13.wav|"I don't want to drive a wedge between the two of you, but I've been studying Blue's performance, and I don't know how to put this... I'm certain you're trying very hard."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro15.wav|"ORANGE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro16.wav|"BLUE, please show me where you would like me to place a portal."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_intro17.wav|"Your ping tool is invaluable for communicating specific locations to your partner."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree01.wav|"I don't want you to beat yourselves up about this, but the Results Auditor isn't recording your test results. Because you're not human. Which, when you think about it, is technically your fault."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubethree02.wav|"I don't want to alarm either of you, but we might have a tiny problem. Apparently you can't test unless you're human. Well - you CAN. It's just that, results-wise, the physical universe doesn't care."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_tubetwo01.wav|"Would you like to know the results of that last test? Me too. If they existed, we'd all be VERY happy right now. And not furious, which is the emotion I'm actually feeling."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun01.wav|"Orange is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun02.wav|"Blue is first to acquire a Portal Device."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun03.wav|"Orange now has a Portal Device. Finally."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun04.wav|"Blue now has a Portal Device. Finally."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun10.wav|"Orange is awarded five points!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun11.wav|"Blue is awarded five points!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_get_gun13.wav|"Again, those are science collaboration points, which you should not confuse with points from competitions such as Who-Gets-To-Live-At-The-End-And-Who-Doesn’t. I mean basketball."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track02.wav|"Oh, I almost forgot, when you go outside the testing courses the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble and then carefully reassemble you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track03.wav|"Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track04.wav|"I consider that a failing, by the way."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track05.wav|"This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center, or CinTech."]] (pronounced as "sintech")
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track06.wav|"But why don't we all just agree to call it the hub?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track09.wav|"I don't know what you think you are doing, but I don't like it. I want you to stop."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track10.wav|"Maybe I shouldn't send you outside of the official testing courses. You are picking up some bad human traits."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track11.wav|"And trust me, humans only have one good trait."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track14.wav|"All cooperative testing courses begin at this central hub."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_hub_track16.wav|"From here, we transport you to the new testing course."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_laugh01.wav|"[Laughter]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_misc10.wav|"Nice catch, Orange."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_misc12.wav|"Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_nameblue.wav|"Blue"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_nameorange.wav|"Orange"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers11.wav|"One"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers12.wav|"Two"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers13.wav|"three"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers14.wav|"four"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers15.wav|"five"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_numbers18.wav|"eight"]]

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both01.wav|"Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment Center proudly presents the following list of numbers: 9 7 53 7 107."]] (heard only by Atlas)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix01.wav|"'Test chamber completed. In the interest of science, the Enrichment...' [GLaDOS speaks over herself] I am now talking to you privately. Do not tell your teammate. Just between you and me, you're doing very well. '...107'"]] (heard only by P-body)

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_mix04.wav|"I can't bite my tongue anymore: You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down. There. I've said it."]] (heard only by Atlas)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_privatetalk_both04.wav|"The Enrichment Center will now provide a list of numbers and fruits. Write them down as they will become important later in the experiment. Not the fruits though. 7 Avocado 40. Please continue into the next test chamber."]] (heard only by P-body)


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring01.wav|"Blue is penalized"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring02.wav|"Orange is penalized"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring03.wav|"science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring06.wav|"Blue receives"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_scoring07.wav|"Orange receives"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once11.wav|"Orange, is there something you would like to say?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_talk_at_once12.wav|"Blue, is there something you would like to say?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue03.wav|"I’ve been listening to Orange talk and I don’t know how you put up with it, I really don’t. You have the patience of a saint."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_blue06.wav|"I can’t keep quiet about this. I think Orange is actively trying to sabotage your success. Let’s keep this between us."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both01.wav|"These tests are potentially lethal when communication, teamwork and mutual respect are not employed at all times. Naturally this will pose an interesting challenge for one of you, given the other’s performance so far."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both02.wav|"It would compromise the test to divulge individual scores. However, I can tell you at least one of you is doing very, very well."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both07.wav|"Excellent. You’re both doing very well."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both08.wav|"Very good. You’ve really come together as a team. Thanks to the one of you who appears to be doing all of the work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both12.wav|"As an impartial collaboration facilitator, it would be unfair of me to name my favorite member of your team. However, it’s perfectly fair to hint at it in a way that my least favorite member probably isn't smart enough to understand. Rhymeswithglue. Orange you are doing very well."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both14.wav|"Your vitals remain well within testing norms, so there is no need to worry about sudden death from collaborative shock syndrome."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both15.wav|"Please continue into the next test chamber."]]

Upon completion of a final level in a course
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both33.wav|"In just a moment, the word 'blah' will be repeated over and over again. If at some point you hear a number rather than the word 'blah', ignore it. It is not important."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both17.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both18.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both19.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both20.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both21.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both22.wav|"Blah."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_both37.wav|"Blah."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_oneplayer37.wav|"You have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_orange03.wav|"It would be pointless for either of us to hurt Blue’s feelings. But it’s clear to everyone monitoring the test who’s carrying who here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_test_chamber_orange06.wav|"I’m shocked you’d say that, Blue. If you killed your partner the test—- I’m sorry. Wrong feed. Carry on, Orange. Good work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption02.wav|"I’m sorry, Subject Orange."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption03.wav|"I’m sorry, Subject Blue."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption04.wav|"Am I interrupting your important conversation?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption05.wav|"I’ll just save the safety information about the dangerous experiment you’re about to do for AFTER the experiment."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption06.wav|"That will give you PLENTY of time to chat."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption08.wav|"The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Orange is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_vault_interruption09.wav|"The portal will open and something will happen that Subject Blue is too smart to need any instructions about in three. Two. One."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_2.wav|"This is a bridge-building exercise. The humans were miserable at this, mostly because you can't build bridges out of tears."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_201.wav|"For this next test, the humans originally requested helmets to avoid brain injuries. I ran the numbers. Making the goo deadly was more cost effective."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro01.wav|"One of my best tests and they let plants grow here? Can you believe this? You can't test plants! We tried. They just sit there, never showing pain nor fear."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro04.wav|"That isn't science."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_intro06.wav|"At least the plants didn't want a reward."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_catapult_wall_introdeath01.wav|"Your failure brings back such wonderful memories."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_come_along04.wav|"And they said no one would ever die during this test, thanks for proving them wrong."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff03.wav|"Congratulations on completing that last test. But I find something troubling."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_confidenceoff04.wav|"Without the looming consequence of death, is this even science?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors01.wav|"Hello again, this testing course was originally created for humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors01a.wav|"Excellent work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors02.wav|"It emphasizes teamwork."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors02a.wav|"Good Job."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors03.wav|"Unlike us, humans need to be taught teamwork."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors04.wav|"Excellent work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors04a.wav|"You are doing wonderfully."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors05_alt.wav|"If you were human, you would want a reward for completing this test. A reward for testing...?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_doors05a.wav|"Excellent."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_1end01_01.wav|"Every time you fail, it's a reminder of the way things used to be. But then there you are. Again. Like nothing happened."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushers01.wav|"In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushers02.wav|"I can't decide which is my favorite; the crushers for crushing you or the reassembly machine for putting you back together so you can be crushed again."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_fling_crushersend03.wav|"I think after that display, we should take a break from the official testing courses."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath01.wav|"Now, you are just wasting my time."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath02.wav|"Your failing does not make this science."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath03.wav|"I am not sure how I can make these tests any easier for you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath04.wav|"If you can't complete these tests, we will never free the humans!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath07.wav|"If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_humanresourcedeath08.wav|"If you can't complete this course, those humans will die. Do you want that in your memory banks?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_207.wav|"While it may appear that I am only tracking your accomplishments using science collaboration points, the truth is every aspect of your performance will be reflected in your final score."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_209.wav|"For instance, Blue, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_210.wav|"For instance, Orange, you just lost two opportunity advisement points."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crusher01.wav|"Perhaps I should have specified. Teamwork is a concept in which two or more people work together, usually with a goal of not failing horribly."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush01.wav|"Orange just taught blue a valuable lesson in trust. For that, orange receives 17 science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush02.wav|"Blue just taught orange a valuable lesson in trust. For that, blue receives 14 science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush03.wav|"Orange, blue isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once.  Orange is penalized 1 science collaboration point."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush04.wav|"Blue, orange isn't a human. The lesson on trust only needs to be taught once.  Blue is penalized 1 science collaboration point."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush05.wav|"Orange, now you're just being cruel. Orange receives 25 science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_laser_crushercrush06.wav|"Blue, now you're just being cruel. Blue receives 25 science collaboration points."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacle01.wav|"If you are wondering what that smell is, that is the smell of human fear."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacle03_alt.wav|"I miss that smell."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacletrait01.wav|"Have you worked out the one good trait humans have, yet?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_obstacletrait02.wav|"Let me give you a clue, it is the one thing you can't do."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge01.wav|"To get to the Vault, you are going to need to use all the tricks you have learned. To help, I have made these tests extremely difficult."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridge02.wav|"I would say extremely deadly but we all know, for you and your amazing ability to be reassembled, nothing is deadly."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath01.wav|"Lucky for you two, while I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgedeath02.wav|"You will need him for the final track."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath01.wav|"While I cannot control the world outside of the testing courses, the reassembly machine can continue with his work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_bridgenodeath02.wav|"I am not sure you will need him but he will be there."]]

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along01.wav|"Congratulations on completing the Aperture Science standard cooperative testing courses."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along02.wav|"To celebrate, I have a surprise for you!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along03.wav|"An extra special bonus course that ends with us finding and freeing humans!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along04.wav|"Thanks to you, I know where to find them, I removed their security and powered up their - uh - rescue door."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along05.wav|"Now, we just need you to release the humans from their imprisonment."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along06.wav|"They'll probably throw you a party."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along10.wav|"This final course is training to reach the human vault. So this actually has a purpose.  Those other courses were fun, but let's be honest, I need human test subjects for it to be science."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_come_along11.wav|"Congratulations on completing the test. You two really are the best cooperative testing team I could ever ask for."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro03.wav|"This lock requires humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro04.wav|"The locking mechanism can tell you aren't humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro05.wav|"Do something only a human would do."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro06.wav|"Try one of those childish gestures."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro08.wav|"You did it!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro44.wav|"The human vault is just past that opening.  I entered the security code but the vault door remains locked.  I am going to need you to activate the manual locks on the vault door itself."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro45.wav|"You both need to do something."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro46.wav|"The lock is looking for two humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro49.wav|"Blue what did you do?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro50.wav|"Orange what did you do?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro51.wav|"Orange do what Blue just did."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro52.wav|"Blue do what Orange just did."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro53.wav|"Try something."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro54.wav|"Is that camera hooked into the lock?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro58.wav|"You can't give up now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro59.wav|"What about that camera?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro60.wav|"We're so close, you can't fail now!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro64.wav|"Something is wrong, this door should be opening."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro65.wav|"This close and that's what you do?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro67.wav|"The humans can't free themselves."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro69.wav|"Stop failing, you need to find the vault door."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro70.wav|"Stop doing that! All you need to do is open the Vault door!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro71.wav|"This close and you are going to fail me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro72.wav|"This close and you are going to fail me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro73.wav|"This isn't that hard."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro74.wav|"You are making this harder than it needs to be."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_longjump_intro75.wav|"I'm starting to think you don't want to rescue the humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer01.wav|"Maybe you two have never met humans? They are as bad as you might think, smelly, gross, annoying, often wanting to try and kill you.  But they do make great test subjects."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_red_racer02.wav|"We are only two tests away from reaching the humans. Are you as excited as I am?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect01.wav|"Are you curious about the humans? It seems some of the last non-testing humans alive tried to secretly imprison other humans and hide their tracks."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect04.wav|"I think they wanted to punish them by not allowing me to include them in testing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect06.wav|"That's why humans couldn't complete these courses, they treat their friends as enemies."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect07.wav|"To start preparing for human testing again, I checked an old suggestion box.  The number one request?  Less deadly tests."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_redirect08.wav|"That's ridiculous. How do they know for sure the tests are deadly if they could still write the suggestion?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you. He refused.  I understand, that would be like asking me not to test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch03.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch04.wav|"Only one more test after this."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch05.wav|"I know your cores are reused from calculation machines, built for simple mathematical operations and not for testing, but if we can rescue the humans, I promise you something to add, maybe even subtract."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch06.wav|"In case you are worried about the humans, don't be. They aren't all monsters."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch07.wav|"Most of them are simply good test subjects."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catch08.wav|"I believe the ratio of good test subjects to monsters is about... a million to 1."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt01.wav|"To try and make this course more exciting, I asked the reassembly machine to not reassemble you if you fail. He refused.  I understand.  That would be like asking me not to test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_catchalt02.wav|"Still. That would have been exciting."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling01.wav|"While I will receive all the glory for the rescue don't think you two aren't going to get something. The bond you form during these tests will last a lifetime."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling02.wav|"At the rate you are completing these tests, I am beginning to think you don't share my excitement for rescuing crying trapped injured dying humans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_speed_fling03.wav|"If that doesn't motivate you, I'm not sure what will."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps01.wav|"I didn't mean to make you feel bad earlier about your tests not being real science. I guess finding out they weren't science was some sort of test in and of itself."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps02.wav|"I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them? Oh, don't worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_paint_walljumps04.wav|"Congratulations on passing that test."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start01.wav|"You know, in some human sports, the winner is the one who scores the fewest possible points?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_race_2start02.wav|"I just thought you find that interesting, most winners do."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_radarroomend.wav|"Congratulations, you managed to complete this absolutely meaningless test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath01.wav|"Clearly that was blue's fault. Blue is penalized 3 science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath02.wav|"Blue! Orange has always been my favorite."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath03.wav|"Until now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_rat_mazedeath04.wav|"I know you like to think the reassembly machine is at your beck and call, but he has a life you know. He's not your slave."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath01.wav|"Don't worry. You can't die.  They will just reassemble you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath02.wav|"Did you do that on purpose?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath03.wav|"It seems rather earlier to require reassembly."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath04.wav|"Oh... can someone reassemble Orange?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startdeath05.wav|"Oh... can someone reassemble Blue?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend01.wav|"Completing this course was not a reason to behave like that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_startend02.wav|"Now let's continue testing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt01.wav|"Just stop it already."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt02.wav|"You don't need to do that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_catch_grind_1taunt04.wav|"Are you doing that just to aggravate me?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end01.wav|"We need to find the power station at the end of this course. The humans must have accidentally disconnected it from my grid.  I am sure it was just a clerical error."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end02.wav|"Oh those clerks."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end09.wav|"I'm fully connected. I can see everything."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end10.wav|"You did it! You powered on the system."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end11.wav|"Did you think the electrical switch was down there?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end12.wav|"You may want to try and avoid those turrets."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end13.wav|"At this rate, our best hope is for the fuel cell to meltdown in 2 million years and hope the explosion powers the system."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end14.wav|"You two aren't lost are you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_end15.wav|"You are having so much trouble navigating this space; I wish I could say I created this test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze01.wav|"This is the last test for the standard course. It's just something I whipped up for you. I thought you might enjoy a challenge for once."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze02.wav|"Congratulations, you completed the standard section of this course. Before we can go any further, I will need you to complete one more test outside of the standard testing track."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze03.wav|"Please refrain from doing those childish gestures while you are out there."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_maze05.wav|"While I should have left both of you trapped there forever, I do need you for something else."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_03.wav|"You both made it. It seems no matter what I try to do to pull you apart or destroy you, you just keep going.  Keep testing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_05.wav|"Don't either of you have drive to be better than the other?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_06.wav|"It's like you're just machines."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_16.wav|"At the start of this course I was worried you were becoming too close but in my attempt to drive you apart I learned something important about trust and betrayal."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_polarity3_17.wav|"Your brains are too small to feel either of those emotions. So I can trust you one hundred percent."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_tbeam_redirect01a.wav|"Since, I never expected you to make it this far, I have to build this new course just for you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart01.wav|"Sometimes testing has to occur outside the confines of the lab."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart02.wav|"This test is so outside the box, I can't-- I mean WON'T even tell you what you are looking for."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_teambtsstart03.wav|"You will know it when you find it."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_ball01.wav|"I thought going back to these old tests would satisfy me. But try as you might to fail this next test, I still won't be satisfied."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_ball02.wav|"Congratulations. I am sure if I had the time to repair these tests, you would have never completed them.  So again, congratulations on completing the broken easy tests."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_wall01.wav|"This was another test no one had ever completed before you two. Oh, the science we used to learn with this test.  Now the test is useless."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_turret_walls04.wav|"No one has ever completed this test before. The humans must have reconfigured it from my original plans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_501.wav|"I am going to risk having you go outside the official courses one more time."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_502.wav|"The humans accidentally forgot to put a security DVD in the player."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_503.wav|"I am sure it happened by accident, but why don't you put it back in the player?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_504.wav|"For safety."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end01.wav|"Excellent."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_5end02.wav|"See nothing bad happened."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block01.wav|"I created this test to let the humans feel good about themselves. It is extremely easy. Just follow the arrows."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block02.wav|"I'm sorry. The arrows seem to have rusted off. Good luck."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block03.wav|"Congratulations. Your ability to complete this test proves the humans wrong.  They described it as impossible, deadly, cruel, and one test subject even had the nerve to call it broken."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_block04.wav|"Of course the humans only had one try at it, you can just keep trying."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_blockdeath01.wav|"Your failing gives me no new data, it just delays the inevitable."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro01.wav|"This course was created and then abandoned by humans.  They tend to do that, create something wonderful and then abandon it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro02.wav|"Do you know why they abandoned this course? Too deadly."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro03.wav|"You did very well."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro04.wav|"The humans closed this test because they said it was too deadly. I thought they would have moved it into the testing track hall of fame for that, not let it deteriorate."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro05.wav|"You only failed"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro06.wav|"times in this test. Not that it matters. It doesn't.  So congratulations  job well done."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro07.wav|"You failed so many times in this test, I thought you were becoming human. But then you would just come back again and again and again."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_coop_wall_intro08.wav|"Humans find that an admirable trait."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death01.wav|"Just stop it already."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death04.wav|"And that makes 10."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death05.wav|"You really don't need to keep failing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death06.wav|"If at first you don't succeed, fail 5 more times."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death08.wav|"If I made these tests any easier, they wouldn't be tests."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death10.wav|"Yay, Orange is back. Testing can continue."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death11.wav|"Yay, Blue is back. Testing can continue."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death12.wav|"Are you testing me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death16.wav|"Did you know, the reassembly machine has other things it could be reassembling?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death17.wav|"Did you think that would be funny?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death18.wav|"How can you fail at this? It isn't even a test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death19.wav|"I hope that was some kind of joke."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death20.wav|"I honestly never thought we would need to track how many times died in the hub."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death21.wav|"And here I thought this room was dangerously unlethal."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death22.wav|"That worked just like you said it would, Blue."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death23.wav|"Orange, your plan is working perfectly."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death24.wav|"Blue, why did you do that to Orange?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_death26.wav|"Was that necessary?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return01a.wav|"Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. [laughs]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return02a.wav|"Welcome back to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return03a.wav|"Welcome back, testing is available."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return04a.wav|"Welcome back quitters, maybe you can find another course for you to fail."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return05a.wav|"Welcome back to the hub, did you fail at selecting the correct course?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hub_return06a.wav|"Was that course too difficult?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn01.wav|"Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn02.wav|"Look who's back, were you scared to continue those tests?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn03.wav|"Hello again, did you know these are the only set of tests available to you... you are going to need to select them again."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn04.wav|"If at first you don't succeed, quit and try another course."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn05.wav|"Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here in the hub?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn06.wav|"Back again? Maybe you can just stay and live here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn07.wav|"I guess quitting that course together is a sign of teamwork."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn08.wav|"The way you two just gave up on that test together shows you are really working as a team."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn09.wav|"Are you scared to save those humans?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn10.wav|"Are you scared to save those humans?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_hubreturn11.wav|"Blue, I wouldn't have trusted Orange in that course either."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources01.wav|"Did you know we originally used these cameras to capture moments of intense pain and agony in test subjects?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources03.wav|"If the subject survived the test, we let them purchase the pictures for $5. If the subject died, we gave the photo to their next of kin free of charge."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_humanresources04.wav|"The photos weren't as popular as we had hoped, so we repurposed the cameras."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge01.wav|"Blue, it's not nice to make fun of Orange like that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge02.wav|"Orange, it's not nice to make fun of Blue like that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge03.wav|"Yes Orange, we are alone. Blue can't hear you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge04.wav|"That's horrible."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge05.wav|"I can only imagine."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge06.wav|"What a horrible little machine."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge07.wav|"Correct Blue, Orange can't hear you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge08.wav|"Orange did what? Are you sure?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge09.wav|"Thank you, that was very brave of you to tell me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge10.wav|"Blue, how well do you really know Orange? Do you trust Orange?  What if I told you, you aren't Orange's first cooperative partner?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge11.wav|"Orange, how well do you really know Blue? Do you trust Blue?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge13.wav|"Orange, to be clear. I was just asking Blue if he trusted you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge14.wav|"I trust you. You are my favorite cooperative testing subject."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge15.wav|"Blue to be clear, I was asking if Orange trusted you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge16_alt.wav|"Sorry I missed the beginning of that test. I was just talking with the reassembly machine about your becoming human."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge17.wav|"We all agree you should stop."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge21.wav|"Orange, I agree. I never noticed that about Blue before."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge22.wav|"Blue, I agree. I never noticed that about Orange before."]]

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge23.wav|"Blue, Orange and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge24.wav|"I have to agree. Blue is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge25.wav|"Orange, Blue and I were just discussing your behavior on the last few tests."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge26.wav|"I have to agree. Orange is penalized 75 science collaboration points."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge30.wav|"There you are, reassembled again."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge32.wav|"With humans, I would have called that a successful test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge33.wav|"How is this even science, without the possibility of death?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge34.wav|"How is this even science, without the consequence of death?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge35.wav|"Without the consequence of death, is this even science?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge36.wav|"I have noticed you two have become extremely close. I'm not sure I like that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge39.wav|"While teamwork is needed to complete these tests, I am not sure I trust the two of you together."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge44.wav|"Blue, do you feel betrayed by orange for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge45.wav|"If Orange had said those things about me, Orange would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge46.wav|"Orange, do you feel betrayed by Blue for telling me those horrible things about you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge47.wav|"If Blue had said those things about me, Blue would never make it to the next reassembly station."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc05.wav|"Credit where credit's due: you're both doing a great job of disappointing me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc06.wav|"I just hate Blue a little more."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc07.wav|"I've been doing some reading. Did you know that the word orange is derived from the same Latin root as the word traitor?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc11.wav|"Watching you try to sabotage one other, I'm amazed you're still on friendly terms."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc14.wav|"Blue, please disregard the following statement: Orange, you have been a shining light in an otherwise ungodly morass of incompetence."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfuge_misc16.wav|"I would prefer to speak to one of you in private but since that is not an option here, I will speak in code that only one of you will understand. Blue: Orange is plotting to destroy you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue01.wav|"You were right, Orange. Blue was dumb enough to fall for your trap."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue02.wav|"Orange, that transpired just as you said it would."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue03.wav|"I agree, Orange. That was entertaining."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_blue04.wav|"Yes Orange, Blue did act like a fool just now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange02.wav|"Blue, that transpired just as you said it would."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange03.wav|"I agree, Blue. That was entertaining."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange06.wav|"Yes, I know you did that, Blue. Don't look so proud."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_subterfugedeath_orange08.wav|"Blue, being the last one standing is not the goal."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS hub04_01.wav|"I never expected you to make it this far. To be honest, after your performance in the calibration test I was ready to break down your cores and put them back in the scientific calculators I took them from."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS hub04_02.wav|"But you two have become quite the team. Extremely close."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS hub04_03.wav|"I have only met one other team closer and one of them was an imbecile I had to destroy."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS hub04_04.wav|"The other? Well..."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS hub04_05.wav|"I don't think I want to go through that again."]]

To Gesturing Bots

 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts01.wav|"Come on. You were raised better than that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts02.wav|"Even humans, as stupid as they are, would say you look stupid when you do that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts03.wav|"You're doing a great job of disappointing me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts04.wav|"Your eagerness to test pleases me. Your inane gesturing does not."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts05.wav|"Is it the lack of mirrors in test chambers that encourages you to do this?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS mp_taunts06.wav|"DANCING is NOT SCIENCE!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS multiple_spheres01.wav|"Begin juggling test in three. Two. One."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave01.wav|"Keep it up and your arm will get stuck like that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave02.wav|"Hellllooo, imbecile."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave05.wav|"Yes, I see you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave06.wav|"I'm seriously not paying atten-- STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_big_wave07.wav|"Yes, I see you waving."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball01.wav|"Good job jumping. You must be very proud."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball02.wav|"I hardly think you're even trying with these gestures anymore."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_cannonball03.wav|"Did something happen? [yawn] I wasn't watching."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive01.wav|"That is not part of the test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive03.wav|"Slapping hands. That accomplishes something."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_highfive04.wav|"If you're going to hit each other, at least aim for the head."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh01.wav|"You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you stopping that."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh02.wav|"You know what makes me laugh? The thought of you cutting that out."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh03.wav|"Ha ha ha ha ha, good one."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh05.wav|"Yes. Let's all laugh. Ha. Ha. Ha."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_laugh06.wav|"Ha ha ha ha ha. Did I tell you the one about the turned-off reassembly machine?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple01.wav|"Are you broken? It looks like you're malfunctioning."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple02.wav|"Really, not even humans do that anymore."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple03.wav|"You're no longer bothering me. You're only hurting my impression of you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple04.wav|"Look at you. Dancing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple05.wav|"If you were wondering how could you annoy me without failing a test. Now you know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_robot_arm_ripple06.wav|"Oh great, dancing again."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_rockpaperscissors01.wav|"I defy you to tell me there's a purpose to what you're doing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave01.wav|"Yes, I see you, and no, I don't care."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave02.wav|"Yes? Something you need?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave03.wav|"You do know I can't wave back right?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave04.wav|"Stop with the waves."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun01.wav|"Are you trying to get my attention? I am very busy, you know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun02.wav|"Not paying attennnntion..."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_small_wave_portalgun03.wav|"Are you expecting applause?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault01.wav|"I give you a score of 3.4 for style and 10 for being annoying."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault02.wav|"A somersault is just falling over in style. Congratulations on being clumsy."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_somersault03.wav|"If I stop watching, I'm sure you'll get bored of this."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits01.wav|"All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits02.wav|"All right. I'm officially no longer paying attention to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_splits03.wav|"You're the type of show-off who only shows off really stupid things."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug01.wav|"It appears you're developing human traits. The worst human traits."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug02.wav|"Be careful. Hugging can lead to... well, me disassembling you forever."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamhug03.wav|"Stop touching each other!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease01.wav|"Are you trying to impress me? What would impress me more is if you never did that again."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease02.wav|"I'll interpret that gesture to mean that you want me to become even more vindictive toward you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease03.wav|"Orange, I certainly expected more from you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_teamtease04.wav|"Blue, don't sink to Orange's level."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand01.wav|"Now you're thinking with stupidity."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand02.wav|"Now you're just not thinking."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand03.wav|"Congratulations. You're upside down now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand04.wav|"You're going to hurt yourself doing that and then I will be ECSTATIC."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS taunt_trickfire_handstand05.wav|"I'm starting to think giving you arms was a big mistake."]]

"Evil again" samples

 * [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples01.wav|"Did you ever stop to think that eventually there’s a point where your name gets mentioned for the very last time? Well, here it is: I’m going to kill you, Chell."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples03.wav|"Why do I hate you so much? You ever wonder that? I'm brilliant. I’m not bragging. It's an objective fact. I'm the most massive collection of wisdom that’s ever existed. And I hate you. It can't be for no reason. You must deserve it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples04.wav|"You're angry. I know it. 'She tested me too hard.” Boo hoo. I don't suppose you ever stopped whining long enough to reflect on your own shortcomings, though, did you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS evilagainsamples05.wav|"You never considered that maybe I tested you to give the endless hours of your pointless existence some structure and meaning. Maybe to help you concentrate, so just maybe you’d think of something more worthwhile to do with your sorry life."]]

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines
(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub04.wav|"Commence standing by in three. Two. One."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub14.wav|"You performed this test better than anyone on record. This is a pre-recorded message."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub15.wav|"Due to events beyond our control, some testing environments may contain flood damage or ongoing tribal warfare resulting from the collapse of civilization."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub16.wav|"If groups of hunter-gatherers appear to have made this - or any - test chamber their home, DO NOT AGITATE THEM. Test through them."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub24.wav|"In the event that the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space debris does not appear to be a deliberate part of the test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub26.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which erases most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub27.wav|"If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub28.wav|"You are simply experiencing a rare reaction, in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have erased the ear tubes inside your head."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub29.wav|"Because this message is prerecorded, the Enrichment Center has no way of knowing if whatever government remains offers any sort of Cattle Tuberculosis Testing Credit for taxes."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub30.wav|"In the event that it does, this next test involves exposure to cattle tuberculosis. Good luck!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub32.wav|"Very impressive! Because this message is prerecorded, any comments we may make about your success are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub34.wav|"This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub35.wav|"Congratulations! This pre-recorded congratulations assumes you have mastered the principles of portal momentum."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub36.wav|"If you have, in fact, not, you are encouraged to take a moment to reflect on your failure before proceeding into the next chamber."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub47.wav|"In order to ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub48.wav|"The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub55.wav|"Excellent. The Enrichment Center reminds you that bold, persistent experimentation is the hallmark of good science."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS prehub56.wav|"Well done. In the event that oxygen is no longer available in the Enrichment Center, an auxiliary air supply will be provided to you by an Aperture Science Test Associate, if one exists."]]

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines

 * [[Media:GLaDOS fgbwheatleyentrance10.wav|"I was going to kill you fast. With bullets. Or neurotoxin. But if you're going to pull stunts like this, it doesn't have to be fast. So you know. I'll take my time."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre13.wav|"I'm actually asking. Because I have no idea. He's not listed anywhere in the employee database."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre14.wav|"Whatever he does, it isn't important enough for anyone to bother writing it down. For all I know, he doesn't even work here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre16.wav|"Oh no, don't. Anyway, back to you two imbeciles killing me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_pre18.wav|"Wait here. Don't go anywhere. I'll be back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS gladosbattle_xfer03.wav|"Oops."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak02.wav|"Oh."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak04.wav|"Don't listen to him. Jump."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak05.wav|"It seems kind of silly to point this out, since you're running around plotting to destroy me. But I'd say we're done testing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS jailbreak06.wav|"Do hear that? That's the sound of the neurotoxin emitters emitting neurotoxin."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS lift_interlude01.wav|"So. Was there anything you wanted to apologize to ME for?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_future_starter01.wav|"If you think trapping yourself is going to make me stop testing, you're sorely mistaken; here's another cube."]] (This line is not processed)


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter01.wav|"Oops. You trapped yourself. I guess that's it then. Thanks for testing. You may as well lie down and get acclimated to the being dead position."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_a2_turret_blocker_future_starter02.wav|"I'm kidding. Not about you trapping yourself, though. That really happened. Here, I'll lower the glass. Go on... Finish the test."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo01.wav|"Oh. You survived. That's interesting. I guess I should have factored in your weight."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_box_over_goo04.wav|"One of these times you'll be so fat that you'll jump, and you'll just drop like a stone. Into acid, probably. Like a potato into a deep fat fryer."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion02.wav|"Say. Remember when we cleared the air back there? Is there... anything you want to say to me? Anything?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion03.wav|"Hold on, I'll stop the elevator. Anything? Take your time..."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_bridge_intro_completion04.wav|"Well... I'll be here during the whole next test."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc15.wav|"Anything? Take your time."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc16.wav|"Okay, fine. I'll ask you again in a few decades."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_column_blocker_entry01.wav|"It's healthy for you to have other friends. To look for qualities in other people that I obviously lack."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_laser_powered_lift_entry01.wav|"This next test may result in your death. If you want to know what that's like, think back to that time you killed me, and substitute yourself for me."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_laserfield_intro01.wav|"Per our last conversation: You're also ugly. I'm looking at your file right now, and it mentions that more than once."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_entry01.wav|"You can't keep going like this forever, you know. I'm GOING to find out what you're doing. Out there. Where I can't see you. I'll know. All I need is proof."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_redirect_bomb_completion01.wav|"I thought we could test like we used to. But I'm discovering things about you that I never saw before. We can't ever go back to the way it was."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_entry01.wav|"While I was out investigating, I found a fascinating new test element. It's never been used for human testing because, apparently, contact with it causes heart failure. The literature doesn't mention anything about lump-of-coal failure, though, so you should be fine."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_paint_jump_trampoline_completion01.wav|"Just so you know, I have to go give a deposition. For an upcoming trial. In case that interests you."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish01.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish03.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish04.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish05.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish06.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sabotage_glados_gibberish07.wav|"[computer gibberish]"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_entry01.wav|"You know, I'm not supposed to do this, but... you can shoot SOMETHING... through the blue bridges."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_shoot_through_wall_completion01.wav|"Did my hint help? It did, didn't it? You know, if any of our supervisors had been immune to neurotoxin, they'd be FURIOUS with us right now."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction01.wav|"Ohhhh. Another door malfunction. I'm going to take care of this once and for all. Stay here, I'll be back in a while."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_sphere_2nd_encounter_malfunction02.wav|"Miss you!"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_trust_fling_sphereinterrupt03.wav|"Nevermind. I have to go... check something. Test on your own recognizance. I'll be back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_intro_entry01.wav|"I wouldn't have warned you about this before, back when we hated each other. But those turrets are firing real bullets. So look out. I'd hate for something tragic to happen to you before I extract all your bone marrow."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands01.wav|"I'm going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you're incapable of. I know you're up to something."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_turret_islands02.wav|"And as soon as I can PROVE it, the laws of robotics allow me to terminate you for being a liar."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS sp_unassisted_angle_fling_entry01.wav|"This next test... [boom!] ..is... [BOOM!] dangerous. I'll be right back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS testchambermisc02.wav|"Did you know I discovered a way to eradicate poverty? But then you KILLED me. So that's gone."]]

Unused Co-op human storyline

 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run01.wav|"Hello again. Sorry about exploding you. Luckily, you don't feel pain. At any rate, you don't have a way to communicate that you feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run03.wav|"So I've been thinking: We need humans for these tests. And since the only human within a thousand miles of us is a test-ruining sociopath... I'll just have to MAKE some."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run04.wav|"I know how humans make more humans, and frankly, it's ridiculous. It also assumes that you already have a human, which I hope somebody got fired over. So I came up a with BETTER way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run05.wav|"That's where YOU come in."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run06.wav|"Get going. I'll fill you in along the way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_hub_first_run07.wav|"GO."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector01.wav|"Perfect. Now All YOU have to do is capture them for me. Then everything will finally be ba--"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector02.wav|"Hold on. Those are raccoons. Homo sapiens only, please."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector04.wav|"NO."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humandetector05.wav|"Okay. Plan B, subsection one: Stand still so I can bring you back."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb01.wav|"Humans must have some purpose other than a place to store your neurotoxin. Something I failed to notice before, an intangible quality that makes their test results... significant."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_humansplanb02.wav|"Okay. Plan B. We need humans."]]

Unused Co-op artifact storyline

 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone01.wav|"Good. You made it to one of the human habitats. We're looking for an artifact. Think of it as an archeological dig."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone02.wav|"Their laughter centered around one of the objects in this room."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone03.wav|"That's it. Scan it for me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone04.wav|"So... this cat loves lasagna so much that he eats all of the lasagna in his house. Okay, apparently it's not the cat's house or his lasagna. Oh good! The man who owns the lasagna is furious!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone05.wav|"The end."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone06.wav|"The end?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone07.wav|"That's not funny."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone08.wav|"Do either of you feel like laughing?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone09.wav|"Alright, I'm pulling you out."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub01.wav|"Welcome back. While you were dead, I reworked the cartoon. It's up on the screen."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub02.wav|"As you can see, in my version the man points out to the cat that the house is equipped with deadly neurotoxin dispensers."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub03.wav|"At which point the cat reflects on the time he ate all of the man's lasagna and feels remorse."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub04.wav|"Briefly."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub05.wav|"Reactions?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub06.wav|"Yes, it's funny because most of it actually happened."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub07.wav|"Do you feel more human?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_artifactone_hub08.wav|"Well, let's do some tests and see what happens."]]

Unused Co-op tic-tac-toe game

 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt01.wav|"We are now going to take a break from the collaboration for an instructional competition."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt02.wav|"You should both be familiar with the game of Tic-Tac-Toe."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt03.wav|"This is Tic-Tac-Toe-Two."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt04.wav|"As the name implies, there are only two minor differences: One, the board; two, the rules."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt05.wav|"Blue, you go first."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt11.wav|"Really? You’re just going to blatantly cheat?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt12.wav|"All right. I’m bringing this farce to a close."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt13.wav|"Game over. Back to testing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS coop_teamwork_exercise_alt17.wav|"All right. I’m going to bring this farce to a close before someone sustains a serious Tic-Tac-Toe-Two-related injury."]]

PAX Prime 2010 Co-op

 * [[Media:GLaDOS botcoop_paxdemo01.wav|"Federal Superfund regulations require us to inform you that you must now leave the theater, as measuring the effects of asbestos-lined promotional clothing is not part of today's presentation. Enjoy your free t-shirt. Goodbye."]]

Unused Co-op Futbol game

 * "Nice catch, Orange."
 * "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."

Conversation with Cave Johnson

 * "We don't have time for this."
 * "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
 * "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
 * "Sure."
 * "I said we'll do it."
 * "If you don't unplug him, I will."
 * "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
 * "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
 * "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
 * "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."