GLaDOS voice lines

This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Test Chambers 00-02

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-1.wav|"Hello and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment center."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-2.wav|"We hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-3.wav|"Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-4.wav|"Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all enrichment center activities, serious injuries may occur."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-5.wav|"For your own safety and the safety of others, please refrain from-- [bzzzzzt]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-6.wav|"Por favor bordón de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_entry-7.wav|"stand back. The portal will open in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-1.wav|"Excellent. Please proceed into the chamberlock after completing each test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-2.wav|"First, however, note the incandescent particle field across the exit."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part1_success-3.wav|"This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it - for instance, the Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube."]]

If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav|"Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav|"A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please place the Weighted Storage Cube on the Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super-Colliding Super Button."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 00_part2_success-1.wav|"Perfect. Please move quickly to the chamberlock, as the effects of prolonged exposure to the Button are not part of this test."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-1.wav|"You're doing very well!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which may, in semi- rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."]]

Receiving the Handheld Portal Device

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-1.wav|"Very good! You are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-2.wav|"With it, you can create your own portals."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-3.wav|"These intra-dimensional gates have proven to be completely safe."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-4.wav|"The Device, however, has not."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-5.wav|"Do not touch the operational end of The Device."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-6.wav|"Do not look directly at the operational end of The Device."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-7.wav|"Do not submerge The Device in liquid, even partially."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part1_get_portal_gun-8.wav|"Most importantly, under no circumstances should you (static, slows to a stop)"]]

Test Chambers 03-04

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_entry-1.wav|"Please proceed to the chamberlock. Mind the gap."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 01_part2_success-1.wav|"Well done! Remember: The Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day is the perfect time to have her tested."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_entry-1.wav|"Welcome to test chamber four."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_entry-2.wav|"You're doing quite well."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_success-1.wav|"Once again, excellent work."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part1_success-2.wav|"As part of a required test protocol, we will not monitor the next test chamber. You will be entirely on your own. Good luck."]]

Test Chambers 05-08

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part2_success-1.wav|"As part of a required test protocol, our previous statement suggesting that we would not monitor this chamber was an outright fabrication."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 02_part2_success-2.wav|"Good job! As part of a required test protocol, we will stop enhancing the truth in three, two, [static]."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_entry-1.wav|"While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High Energy Pellet, seen to the left of the chamber, can and has caused permanent disabilities, such as vaporization."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_entry-2.wav|"Please be careful."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03_part1_success-1.wav|"Unbelievable! You, Subject Name Here, must be the pride of Subject Hometown Here."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03_part2_entry-1.wav|"Warning devices are required on all mobile equipment. However, alarms and flashing hazard lights have been found to agitate the high energy pellet and have therefore been disabled for your safety."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 03_part2_platform_activated-1.wav|"Good. Now use the Aperture Science Unstationary Scaffold to reach the chamberlock."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 04_part1_entry-1.wav|"Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record followed by death. Good luck!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 04_part1_success-1.wav|"Very impressive. Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience."]]

Test Chambers 09-11

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_entry-2.wav|"Make no attempt to solve it."]]

During the level:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag1-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag2-1.wav|"Once again, the Enrichment Center offers its most sincere apologies on the occasion of this unsolvable test environment."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag3-1.wav|"Frankly, this chamber was a mistake. If we were you, we would quit now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag4-1.wav|"No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_nag5-1.wav|"Quit now and cake will be served immediately."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 05_part1_success-1.wav|"Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_entry-1.wav|"Hello again. To reiterate [slows down] our previous [speeds up] warning: This test [garbled speech] -ward momentum."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_success_1-1.wav|"Spectacular. You appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 06_part1_success_2-1.wav|"Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman's terms: Speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center promises to always provide a safe testing environment."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-2.wav|"In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_entry-3.wav|"For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it."]]

Upgrading the Handheld Portal Device

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-1.wav|"The Device has been modified so that it can now manufacture two linked portals at once."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-2.wav|"As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact:"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_get_device_component-3.wav|"The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in Subject Hometown Here."]]

Test Chambers 12-16

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part2_entry-1.wav|"(garble) fling yourself. (garble) fling into sp- [bzzt]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part2_success-1.wav|"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[bzzt]"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-1.wav|"Now that you are in control of both portals, this next test could take a very, VERY, long time."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-2.wav|"If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_entry-3.wav|"An intubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with peptic salve and adrenaline."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-1.wav|"As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-2.wav|"When the testing is over, you will be missed."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-1.wav|"All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-2.wav|"No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_success-1.wav|"Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-2.wav|"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-3.wav|"Thank you for helping us help you help us all."]]

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-2.wav|"An escape hatch will open in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_success-1.wav|"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-1.wav|"Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-2.wav|"It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-3.wav|"The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_success-1.wav|"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."]]

Test Chamber 17

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_pickup-1.wav|"This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-1.wav|"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav|"In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-1.wav|"You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-2.wav|"However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-3.wav|"Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-1.wav|"Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-2.wav|"While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-3.wav|"Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-4.wav|"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-5.wav|"The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-6.wav|"Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_euthanized-1.wav|"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."]]

Test Chamber 18

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-1.wav|"The experiment is nearing its conclusion."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."]]

If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-1.wav|"Weighted Storage Cube destroyed."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-2.wav|"Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement."]]

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-2.wav|"A complimentary escape hatch will open in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-1.wav|"Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-2.wav|"For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar."]]

Test Chamber 19

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-1.wav|"Welcome to the final test!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-2.wav|"When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-3.wav|"Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake-- [garbled]"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-1.wav|"Congratulations! The test is now over."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-2.wav|"All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-3.wav|"Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-4.wav|"Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-5.wav|"Goodbye."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-1.wav|"What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-2.wav|"We are very, very happy for your success."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-3.wav|"We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-4.wav|"Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-5.wav|"A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-6.wav|"Make no further attempt to leave the testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-7.wav|"Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party."]]

During escape

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag01-1.wav|"Hello?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Where are you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag03-1.wav|"I know you're there. I can feel you here."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag04-1.wav|"What are you doing?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You haven't escaped, you know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav|"You're not even going the right way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_01.wav|"Hello?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_03.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag15-1.wav|"Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag16-1.wav|"It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag17-1.wav|"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav|"You're not even going the right way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag08-1.wav|"Where do you think you're going?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag09-1.wav|"Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_01.wav|"Hello?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_07.wav|"Didn't we have some fun, though?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_08.wav|"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like [no way] and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_03.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag11-1.wav|"You really shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag12-1.wav|"It's not too late for you to turn back."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag10-1.wav|"I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag07-1.wav|"I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place."]] (The line is programmed in but is inaudible, and only the subtitles work.)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag08-1.wav|"You should have turned left before."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag09-1.wav|"It's funny, actually, when you think about it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag10-1.wav|"Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag01-1.wav|"You're not a good person. You know that, right?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Good people don't end up here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_06.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag03-1.wav|"This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag01-1.wav|"I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag02-1.wav|"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag06-1.wav|"This is your last chance."]]

On destroying a security camera

 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav|"To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-3.wav|"For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-4.wav|"Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-5.wav|"Vital testing apparatus destroyed."]]

Final battle

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-00.wav|"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-01.wav|"Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-02.wav|"Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-03.wav|"I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-04.wav|"You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four..."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-01.wav|"Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-02.wav|"Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-03.wav|"Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead."]]

When the player picks up the morality core
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-10.wav|"Where are you taking that thing?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-01.wav|"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-02.wav|"I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-03.wav|"Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-04.wav|"Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... stuff it back into me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-05.wav|"Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-06.wav|"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-07.wav|"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-08.wav|"Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-09.wav|"I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-13.wav|"Just ignore that thing and stand still."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-14.wav|"Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-15.wav|"Are you even listening to me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-16.wav|"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone."]]

First core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav|"You are kidding me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav|"Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav|"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah."]]

"[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-04.wav|"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-05.wav|"It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-06.wav|"So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-07.wav|"Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-08.wav|"Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-09.wav|"All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-10.wav|"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go."]]

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-07.wav|"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-08.wav|"Nice job breaking it, hero."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-03.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-04.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-05.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-06.wav|"Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-09.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-16.wav|"That's it. I'm done reasoning with you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-17.wav|"Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-18.wav|"What was that? Did you say something?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-19.wav|"I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-20.wav|"The talking is over."]]

Second core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-01.wav|"[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-01.wav|"I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-02.wav|"Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-21.wav|"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-22.wav|"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-23.wav|"I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-24.wav|"All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-25.wav|"It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-26.wav|"'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-27.wav|"It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-03.wav|"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-04.wav|"You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-05.wav|"Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."]]

Third core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-10.wav|"Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-11.wav|"When I said deadly neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-12.wav|"I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-13.wav|"You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-15.wav|"Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-02.wav|"Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-03.wav|"What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-04.wav|"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-05.wav|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-06.wav|"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-07.wav|"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-01.wav|"Rrr, I hate you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-02.wav|"Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-03.wav|"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-04.wav|"All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-05.wav|"Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-06.wav|"Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-07.wav|"Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-08.wav|"STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-09.wav|"You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-10.wav|"The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-11.wav|"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."]]

Unused lines/alternate delivery

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-7.wav|"Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-8.wav|"Incinerate your Companion Cube."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyfinalstop-1.wav|"Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyreminder-1.wav|"Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag06-1.wav|"You can't hurt me."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag13-1.wav|"Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag14-1.wav|"Someone is going to get badly hurt."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_death_nag01-1.wav|"There really was a cake..." (slowly)]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[pain sound]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag03-1.wav|"Oh, I'm gonna kill you."]]

In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag03-1.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag04-1.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag11-1.wav|"That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag12-1.wav|"Go ahead and break it, hero. I don't care."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[More intense pain sound]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_02.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_05.wav|"Oh! (surprised)"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_07.wav|"Are you still listening?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_08.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_09.wav|"Are you still standing there?" (louder)]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-11.wav|"Come on, leave it alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-12.wav|"Leave. It. alone."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-01.wav|"Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-02.wav|"We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav|"Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav|"HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-00.wav|"Oh"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav|"At the Enrichment Center, we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS File_deleted.wav|"File deleted."]]

GLaDOS Test Chamber 6




If the player picks up a trash item



GLaDOS Test Chamber 7








If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above

If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit

GLaDOS Test Chamber 8

 * Slowed-down version:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]
 * Slowed-down version:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]

GLaDOS Test Chamber 10


If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:


 * (This line is not processed)

GLaDOS Test Chamber 15


If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:



GLaDOS' Chamber


If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber







First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber






Gel connection area






Frankenturrets








Wheatley Test Chamber 2






Wheatley Test Chamber 3




Wheatley Test Chamber 4






Wheatley Test Chamber 5






Wheatley Test Chamber 6




Wheatley Test Chamber 11




Wheatley Test Chamber 12






Wheatley Test Chamber 16




Wheatley Test Chamber 12/The trap




Pre-lair




Co-op lines















 * (pronounced as "sintech")





Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:
 * (heard only by Atlas)
 * (heard only by P-body)

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:
 * (heard only by Atlas)
 * (heard only by P-body)





Upon completion of a final level in a course


















 * (The last part is cut off by the level transition.)













While destroying turrets in course 1









Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5











































Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly













Test Chamber 01








Test Chamber 02




Test Chamber 03




Test Chamber 04






Test Chamber 05
















Test Chamber 06




Test Chamber 07


Specific death responses:



Test Chamber 08




Test Chamber 09









 * (unused)
 * (unused)

Death responses









 * }}
 * }}
 * }}
 * }}
 * }}



Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

 * Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.
 * Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines
(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines










































Unused Co-op Futbol game

 * "Nice catch, Orange."
 * "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."

Conversation with Cave Johnson

 * "We don't have time for this."
 * "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
 * "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
 * "Sure."
 * "I said we'll do it."
 * "If you don't unplug him, I will."
 * "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
 * "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
 * "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
 * "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."