Core voice lines/cs

Tady je list  personálních jáder

Curiosní jádro



 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-01.wav|"Kdo jsi ?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-02.wav|"Co to je?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-03.wav|"Oh,co to je?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-04.wav|"Co to je?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-05.wav|"Co to JE?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-06.wav|"Ooh, ta věc má na sobě čísla!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-07.wav|"Hey, podívej. se NA tu věc ne tu druhou věc."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-08.wav|"Ewww, co máš z nohama?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-09.wav|"kam jdeme?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-10.wav|"vraciš se?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-11.wav|"Oh hey, ty jsi ta dáma z testu! Ahoj!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-12.wav|"co je to za zvuk?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-13.wav|"je to zbran?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-15.wav|"Cítíš něco hořet?"]] - Pokud je jádro blízko otevřeného spalovače
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-16.wav|"Kam jdeme?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-17.wav|"Oh, co tam je?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_curiosity-18.wav|Curiosity core unírající křik]] (NEPOUŽITO)

Inteligentní jádro



 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-01.wav|"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-02.wav|"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-03.wav|"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-04.wav|"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-05.wav|"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-06.wav|"One and two third cups granulated sugar."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-07.wav|"Two cups all purpose flour."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-08.wav|"Don't forget garnishes such as:"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-09.wav|"Fish shaped crackers."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-10.wav|"Fish shaped candies."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-11.wav|"Fish shaped solid waste."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-12.wav|"Fish shaped dirt."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-13.wav|"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-14.wav|"Pull and peel licorice."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-15.wav|"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-16.wav|"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-17.wav|"One cup lemon juice."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-18.wav|"Alpha resins."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-19.wav|"Unsaturated polyester resin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-20.wav|"Fiberglass surface resins."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-21.wav|"And volatile malted milk impoundments."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-22.wav|"Nine large egg yolks."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-23.wav|"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-24.wav|"One cup granulated sugar."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-25.wav|"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-26.wav|"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-27.wav|"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-28.wav|"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-29.wav|"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-30.wav|"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-31.wav|"One large rhubarb."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-32.wav|"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-33.wav|"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-34.wav|"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-35.wav|"Slaughter electric needle injector."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-36.wav|"Cordless electric needle injector."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-37.wav|"Injector needle driver."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-38.wav|"Injector needle gun."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-39.wav|"Cranial caps."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-40.wav|"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_sphere_cakemix-41.wav|"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."]]

Party Escort Bot



 * [[Media:Partyescort.wav|"děkuju vám za dělání party escort submise pozice."]]

Space core
Zhlédněte také: Vesmírné jádro


 * [[Media:Space core babble05.wav|"What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble11.wav|"Space going to space can't wait."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble14.wav|"Vesmír..."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble16.wav|"Space. Trial. Puttin' the system on trial. In space. Space system. On trial. Guilty. Of being in space! Going to space jail!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble19.wav|"Dad! I'm in space! [low-pitched 'space' voice] I'm proud of you, son. [normal voice] Dad, are you space? [low-pitched 'space' voice] Yes. Now we are a family again."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble20.wav|"Space space wanna go to space yes please space. Space space. Go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble21.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble22.wav|"Space space going to space oh boy"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble24.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! Space! Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble28.wav|"Oh. Play cool. Play cool. Here come the space cops. Here come the space cops."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble29.wav|"Help me, space cops. Space cops, help."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble31.wav|"Going to space going there can't wait gotta go. Space. Going."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble33.wav|"Better buy a telescope. Wanna see me. Buy a telescope. Gonna be in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble35.wav|"Space. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble36.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble37.wav|"Oh boy."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble40.wav|"Yeah yeah yeah okay okay."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble42.wav|"Space. Space. Gonna go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble43.wav|"Space. Space. Go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble44.wav|"Yes. Please. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble45.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! vesmír!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble46.wav|"Ba! Ba! Ba ba ba! vesmír!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble47.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble48.wav|"Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble49.wav|"Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble50.wav|"Ohhhh, space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble51.wav|"Wanna go to space. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble52.wav|"[humming]"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble53.wav|"Let's go - let's go to space. Let's go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble54.wav|"I love space. Love space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble57.wav|"Atmosphere. Black holes. Astronauts. Nebulas. Jupiter. The Big Dipper."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble58.wav|"Orbit. Space orbit. In my spacesuit."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble59.wav|"Space..."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble60.wav|"Ohhh, the Sun. I'm gonna meet the Sun. Oh no! What'll I say? 'Hi! Hi, Sun!' Oh, boy!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble61.wav|"Look, an eclipse! No. Don't look."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble62.wav|"Come here, space. I have a secret for you. No, come closer."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble67.wav|"Space space wanna go to space"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble68.wav|"Wanna go to -- wanna go to space"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble70.wav|"Space wanna go wanna go to space wanna go to space"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble71.wav|"I'm going to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble73.wav|"Space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble83.wav|"Space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble88.wav|"Hey hey hey hey hey!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble89.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble90.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble91.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble92.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble93.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble94.wav|"Hey ženo."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble95.wav|"Ženo."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble98.wav|"Vesmír!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble99.wav|"Lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble100.wav|"Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble102.wav|"Gotta go to space. Lady. Lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babble105.wav|"Oo. Oo. Oo. Lady. Oo. Lady. Oo. Let's go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb01.wav|"Oh I know! I know I know I know I know I know - let's go to space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb02.wav|"Oooh! Ooh! Hi hi hi hi hi. Where we going? Where we going? Hey. Lady. Where we going? Where we going? Let's go to space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb03.wav|"Lady. I love space. I know! Spell it! S P... AACE. Space. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb04.wav|"I love space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb05.wav|"Hey lady. Lady. I'm the best. I'm the best at space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb06.wav|"Oh oh oh oh. Wait wait. Wait I know. I know. I know wait. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb07.wav|"Wait wait wait wait. I know I know I know. Lady wait. Wait. I know. Wait. Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb08.wav|"Gotta go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb09.wav|"Gonna be in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb10.wav|"Oh oh oh ohohohoh oh. Gotta go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb11.wav|"Space. Space. Space. Space. Comets. Stars. Galaxies. Orion."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb12.wav|"Are we in space yet? What's the hold-up? Gotta go to space. Gotta go to SPACE."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb13.wav|"Going to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb14.wav|"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going. Going to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb15.wav|"Love space. Need to go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb16.wav|"Space space space. Going. Going there. Okay. I love you, space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb17.wav|"Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb18.wav|"So much space. Need to see it all."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb19.wav|"You are the farthest ever in space. Why me, space? Because you are the best. I'm the best at space? Yes."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb20.wav|"Space Court. For people in space. Judge space sun presiding. Bam. Guilty. Of being in space. I'm in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb21.wav|"Please go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb22.wav|"Space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb23.wav|"Wanna go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb24.wav|"(excited gasps)"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb25.wav|"Gotta go to space. Yeah. Gotta go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb26.wav|"Hmmm. Hmmmmmm. Hmm. Hmmmmm. Space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb30.wav|"Hey lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb31.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb32.wav|"Lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb33.wav|"Hey lady. Lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb34.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Space core babbleb35.wav|"Lady."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space01.wav|"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space02.wav|"Space? SPACE!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space03.wav|"I'm in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space04.wav|"I'm in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space05.wav|"Where am I? Guess. Guess guess guess. I'm in space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space06.wav|"There's a star. There's another one. Star. Star star star. Star."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space07.wav|"Getting bored of space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space08.wav|"Bam, Bam bam bam! Take that, space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space09.wav|"Jsme ve vesmíru?"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space10.wav|"We are?"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space11.wav|"Oh oh oh. This is space! I'm in space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space12.wav|"We made it we made it we made it. Space!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space13.wav|"Zěmě."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space14.wav|"Wanna go to earth."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space15.wav|"Wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth wanna go to earth. Wanna go to earth."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space16.wav|"Wanna go home."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space17.wav|"Wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home wanna go home."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space18.wav|"Earth earth earth."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space19.wav|"Don't like space. Don't like space."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space20.wav|"It's too big. Too big. Wanna go home. Wanna go to earth."]]
 * [[Media:Space core space21.wav|"VEEESMÍÍÍÍÍÍÍR!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space22.wav|"VESMÍÍÍÍR!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space23.wav|"JOOOOOO!"]]
 * [[Media:Space core space24.wav|"Ah!"]]

Adventure core

 * [[Media:Adventure core babble01.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady. My name's Rick. So, you out having a little adventure?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble03.wav|"What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control? You know, because, looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble04.wav|"Hey, a countdown clock! Man, that is trouble. Situation's looking pretty ugly. For such a beautiful woman. If you don't mind me saying."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble05.wav|"I don't want to scare you, but, I'm an Adventure Sphere. Designed for danger. So, why don't you go ahead and have yourself a little lady break, and I'll just take it from here."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble06.wav|"Here, stand behind me. Yeah, just like that. Just like you're doing. Things are about to get real messy."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble07.wav|"Going for it yourself, huh? All right, angel. I'll do what I can to cover you."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble08.wav|"Doesn't bother me. I gotta say, the view's mighty nice from right here."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble09.wav|"Man, that clock is moving fast. And you are beautiful. Always time to compliment a pretty lady. All right, back to work. Let's do this."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble29.wav|"Did you hear that? I think something just exploded. Man, we are in a lot of danger. This is like Christmas. No, it's better than Christmas. This should be its own holiday. Explosion Day!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble30.wav|"Happy Explosion Day, gorgeous."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble10.wav|"I'll tell ya, it's times like this I wish I had a waist so I could wear all my black belts. Yeah, I'm a black belt. In pretty much everything. Karate. Larate. Jiu Jitsu. Kick punching. Belt making. Taekwondo... Bedroom."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble11.wav|"I am a coiled spring right now. Tension and power. Just... I'm a muscle. Like a big arm muscle, punching through a brick wall, and it's hitting the wall so hard the arm is catching on fire. Oh yeah."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble12.wav|"I probably wouldn't have let things get this far, but you go ahead and do things your way."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble13.wav|"Tell ya what, why don't you put me down and I'll make a distraction."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble14.wav|"All right. You create a distraction then, and I'll distract him from YOUR distraction."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble15.wav|"All right, your funeral. Your beautiful-lady-corpse open casket funeral."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble16.wav|"Do you have a gun? Because I should really have a gun. What is that thing you're holding?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble17.wav|"How about a knife, then? You keep the gun, I'll use a knife."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble18.wav|"No knife? That's fine. I know all about pressure points."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble19.wav|"So, when you kill that guy, do you have a cool line? You know, prepared? Tell you what: Lemme help you with that while you run around."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble20.wav|"Okay, let's see. Cool line... He's... big. He's... just hangin' there. Okay. Yeah, all right, here we go: 'Hang around.' That might be too easy."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble21.wav|"'Hang ten?' That might work if there were ten of him. Do you think there might be nine more of this guy somewhere?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble22.wav|"All right, you know what, it's gonna be best if you can get him to say something first. It's just better if I have a set-up."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble23.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into the stone age."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement13.wav|"Here, let me put on some adventure music."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core singing01.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-DUN! DUN DUN! Dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-DUN! DUN DUN! nananaDUNDUNDUN dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core singing02.wav|"Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dunna-dunna-na-dunna-na-playing by our own rules-nanana-hanging by our fingers from a mountain-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun..."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement11.wav|"Get dirty with this robot! This robot owes you money! This robot owes! You! Money!"]]

"Thorn" easter egg

 * [[Media:Adventure core babble25.wav|"Don't forget! Thorn! Side!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble26.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Man, that sounded a whole lot better in my head."]]

Unused dialog

 * [[Media:Adventure core babble02.wav|"QUICK: WHAT'S THE SITUATION? Oh, hello angel. I guess I must have died and gone to heaven. Name's Rick. So, you out having yourself a little adventure?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble24.wav|"Here's the plan: Get him to say, 'You two have been a thorn in my side long enough.' Then tell your pretty ears to stand back, because I am going to zing him into space."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble27.wav|"'Yeah? Well this thorn... is about to take you down.' Oh yeah!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core babble28.wav|"Okay, have it your way. What, are you fighting that guy? You got that under control there? Cuz it  looks like there's a lot of stuff on fire..."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement01.wav|"Kick him! Or punch him. You're the boss, dimples."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement02.wav|"Yeah! Nice!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement03.wav|"You messed with the wrong woman!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement04.wav|"Yeah! How'd you like that?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement05.wav|"How's that taste, pal?"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement06.wav|"Keep it up, baby! You're creamin' him!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement07.wav|"Duck and weave, duck and weave! Ohh, the sweet science."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement08.wav|"You're doing great!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement09.wav|"Come on, sweetie! He's got a glass jaw! He's got a glass everything! This guy's a china cabinet!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement10.wav|"This ain't Marquis of Queensberry Rules, sweetie! Pour on the mustard!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core encouragement12.wav|"Shake it off! Shake it off!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factapplicable01.wav|"Pfff. I guess."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factapplicable02.wav|"Pff. Whatever."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse01.wav|"Oh, shut up!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse02.wav|"Nobody cares, four eyes."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse03.wav|"If you had underwear? And a butt? I would pull your underwear... right up your butt."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse04.wav|"Tell it to the bad guy. Maybe you'll make him so bored his brain'll explode."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse05.wav|"You know who found that interesting? Nobody. That didn't affect anybody's life in any way whatsoever. Life would be exactly the same if you hadn't said anything."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse06.wav|"You ever notice how nobody stops what they're doing to listen? We don't care."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core factresponse07.wav|"Say one useful thing. One. I dare you. I will give you a hundred dollars if you say one thing remotely applicable to anything at all."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse01.wav|"Oh shut up!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse02.wav|"There's nothing in space! That's why it's space!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse03.wav|"Oh, really? Space? Really? You should have said something! We had no idea!"]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse04.wav|"You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire."]]
 * [[Media:Adventure core spaceresponse05.wav|"DAMMIT, WE KNOW!! EVERYBODY KNOWS!!! SPACE!! YOU!! IN IT!! WE GET IT!!!"]]

Fact core

 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact01.wav|"The situation you are in is very dangerous."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact02.wav|"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact03.wav|"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact04.wav|"You are about to get me killed."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact05.wav|"We will both die because of your negligence."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact06.wav|"This is a bad plan. You will fail."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact07.wav|"He will most likely kill you, violently."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact08.wav|"He will most likely kill you."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact09.wav|"You will be dead soon."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact10.wav|"This situation is hopeless."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact11.wav|"You are going to die in this room."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact12.wav|"You could stand to lose a few pounds."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact13.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact14.wav|"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact15.wav|"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact16.wav|"The Fact Sphere is always right."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact17.wav|"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact18.wav|"The Space Sphere will never go to space."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact19.wav|"You will never go into space."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact20.wav|"Fact: Space does not exist."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact21.wav|"Spheres that insist on going into space are inferior to spheres that don't."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact22.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact23.wav|"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact24.wav|"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact25.wav|"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact26.wav|"Twelve. Twelve.  Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve.   Twelve."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact27.wav|"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact28.wav|"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact29.wav|"Error. Error. Error. Složka nebyla nalezena."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact30.wav|"Error. Error. Error. Fact nebyl nalezen."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact31.wav|"Fact not found."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact32.wav|"Corruption at 25%"]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact33.wav|"Corruption at 50%"]]
 * [[Media:Fact core attachedfact34.wav|"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact01.wav|"Dental floss has superb tensile strength."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact02.wav|"The square root of rope is string."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact03.wav|"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact04.wav|"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact05.wav|"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseidon's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact06.wav|"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point six four."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact07.wav|"89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact08.wav|"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact09.wav|"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact10.wav|"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact11.wav|"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact12.wav|"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact13.wav|"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact14.wav|"Rats cannot throw up."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact15.wav|"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact16.wav|"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact17.wav|"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact18.wav|"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact19.wav|"The Sun is 330,330 times larger than Earth."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact20.wav|"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact21.wav|"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact22.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact23.wav|"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact24.wav|"The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact25.wav|"The billionth digit of Pi is 9."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact26.wav|"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact27.wav|"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds"]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact28.wav|"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact29.wav|"Honey does not spoil."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact30.wav|"The average adult body contains half a pound of salt."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact31.wav|"A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact32.wav|"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact33.wav|"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact34.wav|"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact35.wav|"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact36.wav|"Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact37.wav|"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second statute ever enacted by the United States government."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact38.wav|"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact39.wav|"The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact40.wav|"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact41.wav|"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact42.wav|"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact43.wav|"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact44.wav|"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4% of poor people are able to do this."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact46.wav|"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact47.wav|"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact48.wav|"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact49.wav|"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented 'push-ups' in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name 'Tesla-cize.'"]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact50.wav|"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact51.wav|"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact52.wav|"Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact53.wav|"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact54.wav|"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact55.wav|"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact56.wav|"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact57.wav|"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact58.wav|"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact59.wav|"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact60.wav|"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact61.wav|"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact62.wav|"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact63.wav|"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact64.wav|"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact65.wav|"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."]]
 * [[Media:Fact core fact66.wav|"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."]]

Poker Night

 * The tournament is being controlled by aliens!
 * You can't send me back! She's planning things, man! Big things! Oh no, it's all true, even the caaaa...
 * Oh no, it's the puppet master! I know too much! Take me now before she uses her mind bullets!
 * At any given time, there are 17 people who keep reality from collapsing. They are all named Steve.
 * Every Claptrap unit has a small grey cube within its machinery. The purpose of these cubes is unknown.
 * There are carvings of Sam and Max embedded in Mayan calendars.
 * The Inventory's host claims to be retired, but he's actually been drawing maps to islands that don't exist yet.
 * How much do we know about this "Inventory," anyway?