Announcer voice lines

This is a complete list of the Announcer's voice lines from Portal 2.

Relaxation Chamber

 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise01.wav|"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -fifty- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise02.wav|"You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise03.wav|"Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise04.wav|"Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise05.wav|"There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise06.wav|"This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise07.wav|"You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer openingexercise08.wav|" Good. Now please return to your bed."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer openingcourtesy01.wav|"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -nine nine nine nine nine... nine ni (continues repeating behind the following:)- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should vacate the Enrichment Center immediately. Any test subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in extended relaxation, for the duration of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish-language version of this message, feel free to take a complimentary piece of stationary from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck."]] (The latter part is overlaid with Wheatley's speech.)


 * [[Media:Announcer evacuationmisc01.wav|" Please prepare for emergency evacuation."]]

Test chambers

 * [[Media:Announcer prehub06.wav|" Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub08.wav|" We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub09.wav|" However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub10.wav|" The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer prehub11.wav|" Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub12.wav|" If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber08.wav|" Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it."]]

If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill:
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber07.wav|" You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer prehub27.wav|" If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub28.wav|" You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer prehub17.wav|" If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub18.wav|" Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub19.wav|" Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub20.wav|" Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub42.wav|" This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub43.wav|" At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub44.wav|" We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Announcer prehub46.wav|" If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber02.wav|" If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber03.wav|" Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber04.wav|" To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber05.wav|" Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber06.wav|" Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber09.wav|" Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber10.wav|" This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer testchamber11.wav|" You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open."]] (unused)


 * [[Media:Announcer sarcasmcore01.wav|" [beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]"]]


 * [[Media:Announcer openingsafeguards01.wav|" All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer a4_recapture01.wav|"Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer a4_recapture03.wav|"Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer a4_recapture04.wav|"Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent."]]

GLaDOS chamber

 * [[Media:Announcer wakeup_powerup01.wav|" Powerup initiated."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer wakeup_powerup02.wav|" Powerup complete."]]

Final boss

 * [[Media:Announcer bb_neurotoxin01.wav|"Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_neurotoxin06.wav|"Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_reactor02.wav|"Reactor explosion in four minutes."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_reactor06.wav|"Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_reactor07.wav|"Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer bb_corruption03.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_corruption04.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 75 percent."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_corruption06.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent."]]



Stalemate announcements

 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle11.wav|" Warning: Central core is eighty percent corrupt."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate01.wav|" Manual core replacement required."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle12.wav|" Alternate core detected."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle13.wav|" To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle14.wav|" Substitute core accepted."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle15.wav|" Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle16.wav|" Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle17.wav|" Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle18.wav|" ...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle19.wav|"Stalemate Resolved."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer gladosbattle20.wav|"Please return to the core transfer bay."]]


 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate02.wav|"Substitute Core: Are you ready to start?"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate03.wav|"Corrupted Core: Are you ready to start?"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate04.wav|"Interpreting vague answer as YES."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate05.wav|"Stalemate detected."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate07.wav|"Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button."]]

Co-op

 * [[Media:Announcer mp_coop_wall_5security03.wav|" Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return01.wav|" Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return02.wav|" Warning! All testing courses are currently available."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return03.wav|" Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return04.wav|" For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return05.wav|" Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return06.wav|" Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return07.wav|" By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms."]]

Turret factory announcements

 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory13.wav|" Turret redemption lines active."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory14.wav|" Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory15.wav|" Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory16.wav|" Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory17.wav|" Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory18.wav|" This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory19.wav|" This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory20.wav|" Non-defective turret testing active."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory21.wav|" Defective Turret testing active."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory22.wav|" Catwalks are safe during defective turret testing."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory23.wav|" Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line01.wav|"Template."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line02.wav|"Response."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line04.wav|" New template accepted."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line05.wav|" Template missing. Continuing from memory."]]
 * [[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_implosion01.wav|" Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels."]]

Miscellaneous

 * [[Media:Announcer good01.wav|" Good!"]]
 * [[Media:Announcer good02.wav|" Good!"]]