User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/fr

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Bonjour! Je suis un joueur de Portal, et euh, je viens de découvrir que le Robot d'Escorte pour fête est... juste beaucoup de haricots. Non, vraiment! Regardez par vous-même, regardez juste une video de Portal en troisième personne! Vous allez voir, it's... it's... a pack of beans. Really.

It's even proven on this wiki and on the Half-Life Wiki!

Favorite Games
My favorite games are Portal, Portal 2 and some sandbox games (Minecraft, ROBLOX...)

My version of the Portal storyline
Peu après l'invasion du Combine, Chell se réveille dans un caisson de relaxation. Après à peine 10 secondes, une voix robotique et automatisée informe Chell qu'elle est un sujet de test. Un Portail s'ouvre, que Chell entre. Elle remarque les salles d'observation.

Après avoir complété le premier test, she is put through more tests to further understand the Portals mechanic.

Dans le deuxième tests, elle reçoit un générateur de portails d'Aperture Science. Later on, she is put through more dangerous tests with more mechanic learning. She avoids these hazards and recieves another version of the Portal Device as she is put into increasingly dangerous tests. She then discovers the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. After the final test, Chell escapes she is forced to confront a massive robot, and succeeds. She regains consciousness in the parking lot of the Enrichment Center, and the Party Escort Bot thanks her for "assuming the party escort submission position".

My version of the Portal 2 storyline
50 days after the events in Portal 2: Lab Rat, Chell is awakened in (seemingly) a motel room, later revealed to be an Extended Relaxation Center. An automated male voice informs her that Test Subjects have to be reawakened every 50 days. After doing some exercises, Chell goes back to bed.

She awakens again a VERY long time later, while the Announcer informs her that she was in stasis for "99999..99 [cut]". It is unknown what unit of time it is referring to, but it might just be that the system was completely corrupted.

She then hears a voice that asks her to "open the door". Chell opens the door only to see Wheatley, a Personality Core. Wheatley then tells Chell that he found a way to escape, and begins moving the Extended Relaxation Center and crashing most of the others. After finally finding a testing track, Chell is forced to redo the Portal test chambers in an overgrown state. At the second test (where the Portal Device was originally found on a pedestal) the floor collapses and Chell finds the Portal Gun. She then enters Test Chamber 03 from the broken Observation Room. Chell eventually makes it to Test Chamber 07, where Wheatley finds a way to escape. Chell is forced to go into even more tests. At the 21st Test Chamber, Chell and Wheatley escape and need to confront GLaDOS again. They succeed and Wheatley takes over the Enrichment Center. Chell and GLaDOS fall into the older Aperture Science parts from the 1950s to the 1970s. Before returning to the main facility, GLaDOS allies with Chell to confront Wheatley. They are put into his poorly-designed test chambers, but Chell successfully escapes and finally confronts Wheatley. GLaDOS gets back into her body, traps Wheatley then finally gives freedom to Chell. From now on, GLaDOS tests only two robots: Atlas and P-Body. At first, she likes that idea, but quickly gets bored because of the fact that robots cannot die. She sends them in Test Shaft 02, where they find a gigantic room full of human Test Subjects. GLaDOS starts testing them all, and, within a week of testing, all of the test subjects have died.