Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Turret voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Turret fire

 * [[Media:Turret turret_fire_4x_01.wav|"[Turret fire]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_fire_4x_02.wav|"[Turret fire]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_fire_4x_03.wav|"[Turret fire]"]]

Turrets launched into the air

 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched01.wav|"Wheee."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched02.wav|"Wheeeeeee."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched03.wav|"I'm afraid of heights."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched04.wav|"Noooo."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched05.wav|"See you soon."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched06.wav|"I'm scared."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched07.wav|"I'm scared."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched08.wav|"Hooray."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched09.wav|"Glorious freedom."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched10.wav|"I'm flying."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlaunched11.wav|"Goodbye."]]

Turrets blocked by Hard Light Bridge
These lines are unused.
 * [[Media:Turret turretlightbridgeblock01.wav|"Come closer."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlightbridgeblock02.wav|"Something's wrong."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlightbridgeblock03.wav|"What are you doing?"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretlightbridgeblock04.wav|"Failure."]]

Turrets being heated with the Thermal Discouragement Beam

 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser01.wav|"Ow."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser02.wav|"Oww."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser03.wav|"Owwww."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser04.wav|"It burns."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser05.wav|"I'm on fire."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser06.wav|"I'm on fire owww."]] FAK ALL DIS SHEOT I AM THE FAUKING MASTER OF TURRETS HERE TO SAY THAT I LOVE FRIGGIN TRAINS

YEAH
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser07.wav|"Please stop."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser08.wav|"You've made your point."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser09.wav|"OK you win."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretshotbylaser10.wav|"This is not good."]]

Turrets being squashed

 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed01.wav|"Ooohhh."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed02.wav|"Owwww."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed03.wav|"Can't...breathe."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed04.wav|"Excuse me you're squishing me."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed05.wav|"Um, hello."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretsquashed06.wav|"Help! Being squished."]]

Turrets witnessing a Turret death
These lines remain unused in Portal 2.
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath01.wav|"Good shot."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath02.wav|"Well done."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath03.wav|"I need backup."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath04.wav|"You have excellent aim."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath05.wav|"I never liked her."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath06.wav|"These things happen."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath07.wav|"That was nobody's fault."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath08.wav|"She was provoking you."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath09.wav|"Oh dear."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath10.wav|"Oh my."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath11.wav|"I blame myself."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath12.wav|"She probably deserved it."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath13.wav|"I saw it. It was an accident."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath14.wav|"She's probably OK."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turretwitnessdeath15.wav|"Noted."]]

Template Turret

 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_template01.wav|"Hello?"]]

Approved Turret

 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_pass01.wav|"Hello."]]

Turret aiming at dummy

 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_prerange01.wav|"Target acquired."]]

Sabotaged rejected Turrets

 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail01.wav|"Whyyyy."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail02.wav|"I did everything you askedddd."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail03.wav|"I don't understandddd."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail04.wav|"I'm fineeee."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail05.wav|"Ahhhh."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail06.wav|"Wheee oh noooo."]]
 * [[Media:Turret sp_sabotage_factory_good_fail07.wav|"Whyyy."]]

Turret sound effects

 * [[Media:Turret active.wav|"[Activation sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret alarm.wav|"[Alarm sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret alert.wav|"[Alert sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret deploy.wav|"[Deploy sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret die.wav|"[Death sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret ping.wav|"[Ping sound]"]]
 * [[Media:Turret retract.wav|"[Retract sound]"]]

Active Turrets

 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_1.wav|"Hi."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_2.wav|"Target acquired."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_3.wav|"Dispensing product."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_4.wav|"Firing."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_5.wav|"Hello friend."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_6.wav|"Gotcha."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_7.wav|"There you are."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_active_8.wav|"I see you."]]

Turrets searching

 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_1.wav|"Hellooo."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_2.wav|"Searching."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_3.wav|"Canvassing."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_4.wav|"Sentry mode activated."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_5.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_autosearch_6.wav|"Could you come over here?"]]

Colliding Turrets

 * [[Media:Turret turret_collide_1.wav|"Coming through."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_collide_2.wav|"Excuse me."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_collide_3.wav|"Sorry."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_collide_4.wav|"My fault."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_collide_5.wav|"Ohh."]]

Turrets deploying

 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_1.wav|"Hello."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_2.wav|"Deploying."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_3.wav|"Preparing to dispense product."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_4.wav|"Activated."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_5.wav|"There you are."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_deploy_6.wav|"Who's there?"]]

Disabled Turrets

 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_1.wav|"Ahahaa."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_2.wav|"Critical error."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_3.wav|"Sorry, we're closed."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_4.wav|"Shutting down."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_5.wav|"I don't blame you."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_6.wav|"I don't hate you."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_7.wav|"Whyyyy."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_disabled_8.wav|"No hard feelings."]]

Turrets being picked up

 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_1.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_2.wav|"Hey hey hey."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_3.wav|"Put me down."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_4.wav|"Woahhh."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_5.wav|"Illegal operation."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_6.wav|"Who are you?"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_7.wav|"Hey."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_8.wav|"Please put me down."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_9.wav|"Help."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_pickup_10.wav|"Uh oh."]]

Turret deaths

 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_1.wav|"Goodbye."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_2.wav|"Sleep mode activated."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_3.wav|"Your business is appreciated."]] (unused, except for the toilet in Portal)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_4.wav|"Hibernating."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_5.wav|"Goodnight."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_6.wav|"Resting."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_retire_7.wav|"Nap time."]]

Turret lost its target

 * [[Media:Turret turret_search_1.wav|"Are you still there?"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_search_2.wav|"Target lost."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_search_3.wav|"Can I help you?"]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_search_4.wav|"Searching."]]

Turret being evaporated

 * [[Media:Turret turret_fizzler_1.wav|"aiaiaiaiaiai."]]

Turrets being shot at

 * [[Media:Turret turret_shotat_1.wav|"Hey, it's me!"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_shotat_2.wav|"Don't shoot!"]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_shotat_3.wav|"Stop shooting!"]]

Tipped over Turrets

 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_1.wav|"Aah."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_2.wav|"Self test error."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_3.wav|"Unknown error."]] (unused)
 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_4.wav|"Malfunctioning."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_5.wav|"Aaaah."]]
 * [[Media:Turret turret_tipped_6.wav|"Ow ow ow ow owww."]]


 * [[Media:Turret turret_protect_humans01.wav|"But I need to protect the humans."]]