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wheatley sapper attack01.wav: en: Is that gunfire? Is--is someone shooting?

wheatley sapper attack02.wav: en: Oh my God, they're shooting at us! They're shooting at us! Don't panic, but they are shooting at us!

wheatley sapper attack03.wav: en: What--what's that? Is that gunfire?

wheatley sapper attack04.wav: en: Oh God, someone's shooting at us now!

wheatley sapper attack05.wav: en: Is someone--oh, is someone shooting at us?

wheatley sapper attack06.wav: en: All right, fun's over! Fun's over! Put me back in the pocket!

wheatley sapper attack07.wav: en: Seriously, now--put me away. 'Cause I don't want any piece of this.

wheatley sapper attack08.wav: en: Okay, I definitely heard a gunshot then! This is...mental. Did no one else hear that?

wheatley sapper attack09.wav: en: Bloody hell, what've you got me into here, mate?! This is mental!

wheatley sapper attack10.wav: en: Are these--are these live?! Do I actually hear shooting?! Is this live rounds?! Is it live ammunition?!

wheatley sapper attack11.wav: en: Bloody--what have you got me into?!

wheatley player death01.wav: en: You know what? It's not the winning, is it? It's the taking part that counts. And you're, uh...and you're doing that.

wheatley player death02.wav: en: You know what? You win just for taking part. We're all winners!

wheatley player death03.wav: en: Aw! Bless your heart, you're doing your best.

wheatley player death04.wav: en: It's the trying that counts! It's the trying that counts.

wheatley player death05.wav: en: Oh!

wheatley player death06.wav: en: Oh!

wheatley player death07.wav: en: Ooh...

wheatley player death08.wav: en: Uh-oh! That's--ugh...

wheatley player death09.wav: en: Ooh, I felt that...

wheatley player death10.wav: en: Ooh! That looked painful.

wheatley player death12.wav: en: Are you okay?

wheatley player death13.wav: en: If you're alive, can you say something? Jump around, so I know you're okay! Unless you've broken your legs, in which case, don't jump around - that'll just make it worse!

wheatley player death14.wav: en: That did not end well.

wheatley player death15.wav: en: Embarrassing.

wheatley player death16.wav: en: Okay. Well...

wheatley player death17.wav: en: Oh! That's nasty.

wheatley player death19.wav: en: Oh, bless him. Trying so hard. Useless.

wheatley player death21.wav: en: Ooh...

wheatley player death22.wav: en: Uh-oh. That's...mmm.

wheatley player death23.wav: en: Ugh! Um...mmm.

wheatley player death24.wav: en: Uh-oh. *chuckle*

wheatley player death25.wav: en: Oh dear.

wheatley player death26.wav: en: Uh... I might not have completely thought this one through.

wheatley sapper attached05.wav: en: Well done!

wheatley sapper attached09.wav: en: Just hold tight.

wheatley sapper attached10.wav: en: Oh! Brilliant!

wheatley sapper attached13.wav: en: Ah! Yes!

wheatley sapper attached14.wav: en: Okay! I'm about to start hacking!

wheatley sapper attached16.wav: en: Oh! Perfect!

wheatley sapper attached18.wav: en: Ah, there's a password.

wheatley sapper attached19.wav: en: Oh, th--there's a password...

wheatley sapper attached20.wav: en: Okay. Password hacking.

wheatley sapper attached22.wav: en: Oh! There's a--there's a password!

wheatley sapper attached23.wav: en: Okay. Hacking, begin! *typing*

wheatley sapper attached26.wav: en: Okay. Let's see...what we've got here...

wheatley sapper hacking02.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* It's gonna be trickier than I thought. Do--uh, we should be making a note of this. Have you got a pen? Make a note of--of what I'm doing.

wheatley sapper hacking03.wav: en: *buzz* Buzzer again! I'm--that's surprising. That's...

wheatley sapper hacking04.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* Let's think more abstractly. What was your first pet's name? The ca--probably a cat or dog.

wheatley sapper hacking05.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* No! I could've swore that was it! I was rea--I'm surprised. I am surprised at that. Actually.

wheatley sapper hacking06.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* Okay, other words. Just think of other words that could be the password.

wheatley sapper hacking07.wav: en: *typing* All right! That should do it! *buzz* Oh, it hasn't done it. That's...hmm.

wheatley sapper hacking08.wav: en: *typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! ...ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.

wheatley sapper hacking09.wav: en: *typing* Okay! That should do it; well done! *buzz* Ah, it's not done it--that's...ah, okay.

wheatley sapper hacking10.wav: en: *typing* Oh, wait! No, I've got it! I've-- *buzz* No, that won't work. Wait! Oh, I'm a genius! I'm an absolute g-- *buzz* No, I'm not.

wheatley sapper hacking11.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* Hmm... *stammering* *typing* *buzzers*

wheatley sapper hacking12.wav: en: *stammering* *typing* *buzzers* No, I'm--honestly, I'm stumped. I've got no ideas.

wheatley sapper hacking13.wav: en: Okay, wait--here's a brain wave! Yes! Oh wait, no--I've got it! I've got-- *buzz* No, that won't work.

wheatley sapper hacking14.wav: en: *typing* Oh! Good news! *buzz* Never mind.

wheatley sapper hacking15.wav: en: *typing* Oh-ho! I've got it--I've got it! *buzz* Never mind.

wheatley sapper hacking16.wav: en: Oh! *typing* Here we go! Here it comes! I think this one's gonna be good.

wheatley sapper hacking17.wav: en: *typing* All right. Here we go! Don't wanna set it up too much, but I think this one's gonna be good.

wheatley sapper hacking18.wav: en: *typing* Oh, what is it? What's it likely to be? What's your mother's maiden name? Probably not gonna be that, is it?

wheatley sapper hacking19.wav: en: *typing* What's the name of your first dog? Probably that one. It's a long shot-- *buzz* No. Okay.

wheatley sapper hacking20.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* No? Really? That's--all right.

wheatley sapper hacking21.wav: en: *typing* *buzz* Oh! That's--I thought that was gonna be it. I'm surprised.

wheatley sapper hacking22.wav: en: Okay, if I had--if I was gonna do a password, do you know what I'd do? Zebra! Zebra! It's gotta be zebra! *typing* Z-E-B-R-A. *buzz* Not a zebra! That's--I'd have put money on zebra, if I'm honest.

wheatley sapper hacking23.wav: en: *singing* Hacking, hacking! Harmless hacking! Not in danger!

wheatley sapper hacking24.wav: en: *singing* Hacking, hacking! Doing a bit of harmless hacking! Not in danger!

wheatley sapper hacking25.wav: en: *singing* Just doing a bit of hacking. Totally safe, nothing to see here! Nothing to worry about!

wheatley sapper hacking26.wav: en: Oh! I feel sorry for you, mate. About to be another victim of the master hacker.

wheatley sapper hacking27.wav: en: *typing* Ooh! About to be another victim of the master hacker! It's a bit sad, really. To be honest.

wheatley sapper hacking28.wav: en: All right, let's have a look at this...

wheatley sapper hacking29.wav: en: Oh, this is interesting--you'll like this. There's a--a green wire in here, big plump one. Tell you what, I'll cut it, we'll see what happens.

wheatley sapper hacking30.wav: en: Ooh, this is complicated. Um--more so, actually, than it looked on the outside. I'll say that.

wheatley sapper hacking31.wav: en: Uh, okay--no need to panic. Um... *stammers* Oh! There's a button! Pressed.

wheatley sapper hacking32.wav: en: Interfacing with sentry control unit. *typing* Hello mate, how's everything going? Good! Good! Yep.

wheatley sapper hacking33.wav: en: Guess how many wires are in one of these things? What's your guess? Five or six? No, I'll tell you what it is: it's actually six million!

wheatley sapper hacking34.wav: en: First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! And...mmm. What color would you say that is?

wheatley sapper hacking35.wav: en: First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! Oh...what color would you say that is? It's more of a sort of aqua marine, isn't it?

wheatley sapper hacking36.wav: en: First rule of hacking: look for the green wire! Oh, that's--that's a sort of--that's more like a dark forest green...

wheatley sapper hacking37.wav: en: *typing* *singing* Doing some hacking, here I am! Doing a bit of hacking! Probably--I probably shouldn't sing.

wheatley sapper hacked01.wav: en: Hey! Thank you very much indeed. Thank you.

wheatley sapper hacked02.wav: en: Whoa! There we go!

wheatley sapper hacked03.wav: en: Looking--do you know what? Looking good, if I'm honest. Looking really good.

wheatley sapper hacked04.wav: en: There we go!

wheatley sapper hacked05.wav: en: Hee hee hee!

wheatley sapper hacked06.wav: en: Oh, brilliant!

wheatley sapper hacked07.wav: en: Ha-ha!

wheatley sapper hacked08.wav: en: Oh, well done!

wheatley sapper hacked09.wav: en: I tell you, this is going much better than I ever expected it would.

wheatley sapper hacked10.wav: en: Oh! Brilliant!

wheatley sapper hacked11.wav: en: Oh! That's--that's amazing.

wheatley sapper hacked13.wav: en: Short laugh

wheatley sapper hacked14.wav: en: Ha-ha, this is amazing!

wheatley sapper hacked15.wav: en: Short laugh

wheatley sapper hacked16.wav: en: Oh, this is brilliant.

wheatley sapper hacked17.wav: en: Looking good. Looking good!

wheatley sapper hacked18.wav: en: Act natural. Act natural--we've done nothing wrong.

wheatley sapper hacked19.wav: en: Act natural--all right? Just--just play it cool, we've done nothing wrong.

wheatley sapper hacked20.wav: en: Act natural--all right? Just--just play it cool, we've done nothing wrong. Couple of people, going about their business. Just a couple of dudes, doing their thing.

wheatley sapper hacked21.wav: en: Act natural. Act natural--we've done nothing wrong! Play it cool.

wheatley sapper hacked22.wav: en: Come on, let's go.

wheatley sapper hacked23.wav: en: Come on, let's go!

wheatley sapper hacked24.wav: en: Ta-da! Thank you very much.

wheatley sapper hacked25.wav: en: Done! Expertly hacked!

wheatley sapper hacked26.wav: en: There you go! Once again, expertly hacked. Quite technical.

wheatley sapper hacked27.wav: en: Done! Hacked! Quite complicated.

wheatley sapper hacked28.wav: en: Done! Hacked! Quite complicated; pulled it out of the bag, as usual.

wheatley sapper hacked29.wav: en: That should do it!

wheatley sapper hacked32.wav: en: Happy laugh

wheatley sapper hacked33.wav: en: It worked! Hee hee hee!

wheatley sapper hacked34.wav: en: Oh, it worked! Yes!

wheatley sapper hacked35.wav: en: It worked!

wheatley sapper hacked37.wav: en: Oh! Huh! Look at that.

wheatley sapper hacked38.wav: en: Wooooo! Ha-ha! Yes!

wheatley sapper hacked40.wav: en: Yes!

wheatley sapper hacked41.wav: en: Oh-ho-ho, yes! What about that?! Oh...crumbs! I'm almost speechless.

wheatley sapper hacked42.wav: en: *laugh* That's tremendous.

wheatley sapper hacked43.wav: en: And...there we go.

wheatley sapper hacked44.wav: en: And...there we go!

wheatley sapper hacked47.wav: en: Yes! Yes!! In your face!

wheatley sapper hacked48.wav: en: Yes! Yes!

wheatley sapper idle02.wav: en: *pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* Oh! Oh, sorry. Sorry! Hope that didn't disturb you too much, then. That was--did you hear that noise? Yeah, that was just the sound of...some books. Pages being turned. By me. 'Cause I was reading...the books. *chuckles* You know what it's like, you know? When you get the urge. And--and ability. To read. Suddenly takes you, you're like I've gotta read some books! So that was what I was doing, just reading the old, uh--some of the old bloody classics. Of literature. By uh...Dickens. And uh...um...others. So uh, so I'm not a moron.

wheatley sapper idle03.wav: en: *cleaning noises* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I was just polishing...my book museum. When it occurred to me that I've read all of the books. Tragic! Speaking as, uh, someone who can literally read. Not bragging, not trying to show off; but uh, but I can read. And uh, yeah! I've just been working my way through all of the classics, really: Pride and Punishment, Brothers Masagiganovnov, Franken's...Dickinson. Um, read all of 'em. So I'm not a moron.

wheatley sapper idle04.wav: en: *classical music* Oh! Sorry! Sorry, sorry! I hope I didn't disturb you too much, then. Um, I'm listening to some uh, classical music. This one is by, um--what's his name? Wolfgang...uh, Wolfgang Beethoven. Who--my personal favorite, if I'm honest. Um, I just love all the--I just love all the bloody melodies! That he comes up with. Hummable, they are. That's--to me, that is the mark of great music, if you can hum along. And I can, to this one, on all of them. So I'm not a moron.

wheatley sapper idle05.wav: en: *pages turning* Hmm. *pages turning* Ah! So yeah, finished reading all the books now! All the books ever made. So...good riddance. To that fun, I mean. You know, I love--too much fun, actually. It was--I was getting tired of all the fun. Of reading. Just...ah! What fun! So I'm not a moron.

wheatley sapper idle06.wav: en: Looks like you're having fun! At least. Yeah, why not? Have a bit of fun. Enjoy yourself.

wheatley sapper idle07.wav: en: Let's get a picture! *click* *click click* Oh! *click* There you are! Quick picture. That's lovely, very inspirational. Brave!

wheatley sapper idle10.wav: en: This is a--this is amazing! We can--we can walk wherever we want! Look, just go left. No, go right! Go right! Don't even care, don't even care. Just go wherever you want. Couldn't care less.

wheatley sapper idle11.wav: en: Just go left. Go left, for a laugh. All right, go right. Having a bit of fun, let's go right. Don't even care, don't even care! Just go somewhere.

wheatley sapper idle12.wav: en: We can go wherever we want! Just go o--go over there, if you want! Go left, go right! Up to you! Do whatever you fancy. Doesn't matter to me, just go. Just go somewhere.

wheatley sapper idle13.wav: en: Let me just interject a thought here: I would love to run in the other direction. I don't know what you're feeling. I've been thinking about it, giving it some thought: almost certain death, running in the other direction. That's the one I'm leaning towards. Option B.

wheatley sapper idle14.wav: en: Let me tell you where I am right now: I am of the view of running away in the other direction. Don't know what you're thinking, but that's my view. At this juncture.

wheatley sapper idle15.wav: en: Do you know what I'm leaning towards? I am leaning towards running away in the other direction. What's your view? I'm very pro that one. At the moment.

wheatley sapper idle16.wav: en: I'm...pretty sure we're going the right way. Pretty sure.

wheatley sapper idle17.wav: en: I'll be honest, I'm not a hundred percent sure that we're going the right way, but I'm pretty sure. I'll give it--I'll give it sixty-five percent.

wheatley sapper idle18.wav: en: Careful...

wheatley sapper idle19.wav: en: Careful, now!

wheatley sapper idle20.wav: en: Oh! Careful, now!

wheatley sapper idle21.wav: en: Careful! Careful!

wheatley sapper idle22.wav: en: Let's keep moving!

wheatley sapper idle26.wav: en: Watch yourself!

wheatley sapper idle28.wav: en: Aw, bless your little heart! Believe in yourself! Shoot for the stars! Why not? You can be anything you want to be!

wheatley sapper idle29.wav: en: Oh, just--make sure you keep a tight grip on me. If you would. Poor, fragile little Wheatley. Easily breakable.

wheatley sapper idle30.wav: en: Just, you know--uh, please do keep a--a tight grip on me. If you would. Just using grip. Classic grip. You know, just grip tightly. That's what I'm saying. 'Cause I'm quite, uh--I'm surprisingly fragile.

wheatley sapper idle31.wav: en: Oh, close call, that--wasn't it?

wheatley sapper idle35.wav: en: Um, couldn't help but notice, when I was in your pocket, that you've, uh--you've got a knife. Looked pretty sharp. Could've had--could've had me eye out!

wheatley sapper idle36.wav: en: Just throwing this out there, um--perhaps skip the hacking entirely. Just go straight to the stabbing! All right? Love a bit of stabbing. Less work for me.

wheatley sapper idle37.wav: en: Simple solution, stabbing. You know, Occam's razor, if you will. Stabbing with the razor.

wheatley sapper idle38.wav: en: So this--this thing we'll be hacking. Um, is it--is it harmless? Yeah?

wheatley sapper idle40.wav: en: Not that I--you know, not that I couldn't hack something dangerous. Willing to, certainly. Up to a point, obviously. Don't get carried away.

wheatley sapper idle41.wav: en: Computers? Hacked those. Mainframes? Hacked as well. Um...regular frames. All your different kind of frames.

wheatley sapper idle42.wav: en: Your knife. Hacked that, just now--for a laugh. Probably didn't even see that coming.

wheatley sapper idle43.wav: en: You gotta keep your eye on me. 'Cause I am, as I said before, a master hacker. Uh, all in good fun, though. You know, it's all harmless fun.

wheatley sapper idle44.wav: en: We've been walking for...quite some time. Where--where're we going now, by the way?

wheatley sapper pulledout01.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout02.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout03.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout04.wav: en: 'ello!

wheatley sapper pulledout05.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout06.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout07.wav: en: Hello, friend!

wheatley sapper pulledout08.wav: en: Oi, oi!

wheatley sapper pulledout09.wav: en: He-hey!

wheatley sapper pulledout11.wav: en: How's it going?

wheatley sapper pulledout12.wav: en: Go team!

wheatley sapper pulledout13.wav: en: Welcome! Good to see you.

wheatley sapper pulledout14.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout16.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout18.wav: en: It's me!

wheatley sapper pulledout19.wav: en: Ta-da!

wheatley sapper pulledout20.wav: en: Bam!

wheatley sapper pulledout21.wav: en: Ta-da!

wheatley sapper pulledout22.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout23.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout24.wav: en: How are you?

wheatley sapper pulledout25.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout26.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout29.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout36.wav: en: Hey! How's it going?

wheatley sapper pulledout37.wav: en: Hey! Here I am! How's it going?

wheatley sapper pulledout38.wav: en: Oi, oi! Partner!

wheatley sapper pulledout39.wav: en: Hey, partner! How's it going? All right?

wheatley sapper pulledout40.wav: en: Hey! Partner! How's it going?

wheatley sapper pulledout41.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout44.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout46.wav: en: Yes!

wheatley sapper pulledout59.wav: en: Ah! Oh! Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledout60.wav: en: Hello! Good to see you!

wheatley sapper pulledout64.wav: en: Hello!

wheatley sapper pulledoutagain03.wav: en: Hey! Me again!

wheatley sapper pulledoutagain04.wav: en: Me again!

wheatley sapper pulledoutagain05.wav: en: Hello again!

wheatley sapper putback01.wav: en: Wait, wait! No!

wheatley sapper putback02.wav: en: No no no no no! Wait wait wait wait wait!!

wheatley sapper putback03.wav: en: We'll talk later.

wheatley sapper putback04.wav: en: Oh, not the pocket!

wheatley sapper putback05.wav: en: Off I go.

wheatley sapper putback06.wav: en: All right, we'll talk later.

wheatley sapper putback07.wav: en: No no no no no! Don't do that!

wheatley sapper putback08.wav: en: Oh, you're kidding me!

wheatley sapper putback09.wav: en: Goodbye.

wheatley sapper putback10.wav: en: Hey!

wheatley sapper putback12.wav: en: Okay.

wheatley sapper putback15.wav: en: Fair enough.

wheatley sapper putback17.wav: en: Ugh!

wheatley sapper putback20.wav: en: Cheers!

wheatley sapper putback22.wav: en: Thanks very much.

wheatley sapper putback23.wav: en: See you later.

wheatley sapper putback24.wav: en: Hello and goodbye!

wheatley sapper putback26.wav: en: What?!

wheatley sapper putback27.wav: en: Ugh!

wheatley sapper putback37.wav: en: Good luck.

wheatley sapper putback44.wav: en: Oh!

wheatley sapper putback47.wav: en: Oh! No! *stammers*

wheatley sapper putback48.wav: en: What?

wheatley sapper putback49.wav: en: Oh, you--

wheatley sapper putback50.wav: en: Oh!

wheatley sapper putback53.wav: en: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on! Hold on, what're you doing?

wheatley sapper intro01.wav: en: What's going on here, then?

wheatley sapper intro02.wav: en: Oh, hacking something, are we?

wheatley sapper intro03.wav: en: Oh, hacking something, are we? Cheeky.

wheatley sapper intro04.wav: en: Uh, you've come to the right guy.

wheatley sapper intro05.wav: en: Don't wanna brag. Master hacker.

wheatley sapper sneak01.wav: en: Oh, are we--are we sneaking now? Are we? Sorry, I should--should keep my trap shut. Sorry.

wheatley sapper sneak02.wav: en: It's probably worth flagging up, if we're gonna do any sneaking. Just--just quietly, just go sneaking! And then I'll keep qu--I'll keep schtum.

wheatley sapper sneak03.wav: en: Shouldn't we both have...ski masks? 'Cause if this job goes south, I don't wanna--you know, take all the rap.

wheatley sapper sneak04.wav: en: Look at the pair of us, sneaking around. Like a couple of ne'er-do-wells.

wheatley sapper sneak05.wav: en: Dashing rogues! The both of us. Like Robin Hood or something! Role playing. Love it. Absolutely love it.

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