Poker Night 2/pt-br

Poker Night 2 é um jogo de poker desenvolvido pela Telltale Games. É a continuação de Poker Night at the Inventory, que usou jogadores de poker de várias franquias.

Jogabilidade
Como seu antecessor, Poker Night 2 é um jogo de simulação de poker de quatro jogadores, além do jogador, que inclui Sam e Max, Brock Samson de The Venture Bros., Ash Williams de The Evil Dead, e Claptrap de Borderlands. GLaDOS assume o papel de negociante. Durante todo o jogo, os personagens envolverão-se em uma conversa, com GLaDOS exercendo seu humor negro que ela usa em Portal 2.



Diálogo

 * GLaDOS: Good evening. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Bad news is you all failed miserably. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. (Departs)


 * Ash: You're killing me here, GLaDOS.
 * GLaDOS: If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. And irony.


 * GLaDOS: It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. (Beat) Math is fun, don't you think?


 * GLaDOS: (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers down)
 * Sam: You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.
 * Brock: Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.
 * Claptrap: We're not talking "Crying Game" secrets, are we?
 * Brock: Not even close. The way I hear it, when GLaDOS was plugged in, she went coo-coo bananas and wiped out the scientists that created her.
 * Sam: You'd be amazed how many robots do that.
 * Brock: And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.
 * Claptrap: That. Is. So. Hot!
 * GLaDOS: (powers up) False alarm, everyone. The explosions turned out to be implosions; which are much easier to contain. Did I miss anything?
 * All: (negatory remarks)


 * GLaDOS: Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400.


 * GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. It was an... illuminating experiment.
 * Ash: You made that up just for the pun, didn't you?
 * GLaDOS: Maybe. Say cheese. (flashes camera)


 * GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated.
 * Brock: This is a joke, right?
 * GLaDOS: I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one: What's yellow and black and red all over?
 * Brock: What?
 * GLaDOS: Brock Sampson if he doesn't leave this table.
 * Brock: Uhh... good one.


 * GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts because I don't do that anymore.


 * GLaDOS: Actually, I think that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. I'll see if I can isolate it.
 * Brock: No bother, it's morse code. D... R... I... N...
 * GLaDOS: K. M. O. R. E. B.
 * Brock: A... N... A... N... G...
 * Ash: Drink more Banang. Huh.
 * GLaDOS: Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department.


 * GLaDOS: It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh, well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the drain.


 * GLaDOS: The robot from Pandora is out of chips.
 * Claptrap: Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?
 * GLaDOS: Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center. (softly) Hee, hee.
 * Claptrap: Rats!


 * GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.
 * Claptrap: Why can't I get cards like that?
 * GLaDOS: Because you're a moron.
 * Claptrap: Well, I'd like a second opinion on that.
 * Brock: It's true. You're a moron.


 * GLaDOS: I bet you think you're pretty clever, don't you? But consider your competition. A steroid freak with rage issues. A horny robot. A half-witted cripple. And a dog. And even then you needed luck to win. Lots and lots of luck. I wonder what you'd do in less... favorable.. conditions. (turrets drop down) Just kidding. I would never kill you in public.