Defective Turret voice lines

This is a complete list of the Defective Turret's voice lines from Portal 2.


 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return01.wav|"We're back!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return02.wav|"Hi there!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return03.wav|"Back again!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return04.wav|"Hi again!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return05.wav|"Well, hello, stranger!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return06.wav|"Hello there!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return07.wav|"This time is OUR time."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return08.wav|"This time..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return09.wav|"Second time's a charm..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return10.wav|"Howdy, stranger! We're back!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return11.wav|"Annnnd we're back!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return12.wav|"Hi there!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return13.wav|"Back, and deadlier than ever!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return14.wav|"Thought you'd seen the last of us, didn't ya?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return15.wav|"Yeah."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_defect_return16.wav|"Hurt me once, shame on me. Hurt me twice..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail01.wav|"Dang!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail02.wav|"Agggh..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail03.wav|"Crap!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail04.wav|"Rgggh!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail05.wav|"Crap!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail06.wav|"Dang!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail07.wav|"Dang."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail08.wav|"Dang."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail09.wav|"I thought we fixed that."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail10.wav|"Awwww, come on."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail11.wav|"What's a guy gotta do to get some bullets around here?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail12.wav|"Ah for Pete's sake!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail13.wav|"Nope. Still can't see."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail14.wav|"Yep. Still blind."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail15.wav|"Click click click! Still defective!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail16.wav|"Yeah, that's right! Still defective!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail17.wav|"Yeah! Still not working."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail18.wav|"Yeah! Non-lethal as ever."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail19.wav|"Can't. See. A. Thing."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail20.wav|"Absolutely no improvement."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail21.wav|"Not getting better with age!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail22.wav|"This is just getting embarrassing."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail23.wav|"Alright, you can go."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail24.wav|"[sigh] Don't tell anyone about this."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail25.wav|"Okay!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail26.wav|"Dang! All right, if anyone asks, I killed you."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail27.wav|"Hey, be a sport lady, and just tell him I killed you."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_fail28.wav|"Well played."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye01.wav|"Well, I tried. Best of luck!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye02.wav|"Best of luck, lady!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye03.wav|"Hey, safe travels, there."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye04.wav|"Hey, nice potato!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye05.wav|"Like the potato!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye06.wav|"Hey, thanks so much!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye07.wav|"Don't be a stranger!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye08.wav|"It's been a pleasure!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye09.wav|"Take me with you? Please?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye10.wav|"Hey, give 'em hell, sweetheart!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye11.wav|"That was fun, wasn't it?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye12.wav|"Well, you bested me this time."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret finale02_turret_return_defect_goodbye13.wav|"Touche, young lady, touche."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive01.wav|"It's my big chance!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive02.wav|"I won't let you down!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive03.wav|"You won't regret this!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive04.wav|"Now it's broken turret's time to shine!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive05.wav|"Get ready for it!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive06.wav|"You asked for this!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive07.wav|"Here it comes, pal!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive08.wav|"Locked and loaded!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive09.wav|"Ha ha! Gotcha right where I want ya!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive10.wav|"Oh."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive11.wav|"Ah, crap."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive12.wav|"Agggh, not again!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive13.wav|"Ohhh, not now!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive14.wav|"I'm fired, aren't I?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive15.wav|"This is trouble."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive16.wav|"Oh, this ain't good."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive17.wav|"Watch out, pal!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive18.wav|"Agggh! I'm on fire!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret glados_battle_defect_arrive19.wav|"Die!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat01.wav|"I can't see a thing. What just happened? Better open fire! [click click click click] Dang!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat02.wav|"Oh thank god. You saved my bacon, pal. Where we going? Is this a jailbreak? I can't see a thing."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat03.wav|"Yeah! Let's do this!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat04.wav|"Yeah, let's do this."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_chat05.wav|"Yeah, alright."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire01.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire02.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire03.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire04.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire05.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire06.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire07.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire08.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire09.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire10.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire11.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire12.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire13.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire14.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_dryfire15.wav|"clickclickclick"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail01.wav|"Fantastic."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail02.wav|"No, wait, wait!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail03.wav|"Hey, hold on now WHOA WHOA WHOA!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail04.wav|"Oh, this is ridiculous!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail05.wav|"Oh, come on!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail06.wav|"What are you doing no no no no no!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail07.wav|"Oh, this is ridiculous!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail08.wav|"Well, I tried."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail09.wav|"Well, can't win 'em all..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail10.wav|"Nooooooooo..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail11.wav|"You can't fire me I quit!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail12.wav|"Oh, come on, you guys!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail13.wav|"Oh, this is just PERFECT!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail14.wav|"Oh, come ON!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail15.wav|"Aw, come on!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail16.wav|"This isn't fair!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail17.wav|"Give me another channnnce!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail18.wav|"No no wait wait waitAGGGHHHH"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail19.wav|"Nonononononono!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail20.wav|"Ah, come on!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail21.wav|"Hey, hold on whoa whoa whoa whoa!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail22.wav|"Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail23.wav|"Hey wait wait wait wait wait wait!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail24.wav|"No no, no no, no no, whoa whoa, no, whoa!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail25.wav|"Where we going? What are we doing? Agh!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail26.wav|"Hey, where are we goingNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_fail27.wav|"You messed with the wrong turret!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh01.wav|"Heh heh heh heh..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh02.wav|"Moo hoo ha ha ha ha"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh03.wav|"Moo hoo ha ha ha ha..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh04.wav|"Heh heh heh heh..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh05.wav|"Moo hoo ha ha ha ha..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh06.wav|"Heh heh heh heh..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_laugh07.wav|"Yeah! Ha ha ha!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass01.wav|"Heh heh heh..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass02.wav|"Really? Alright."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass03.wav|"Yes indeed. Yes indeed."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass04.wav|"Alright. Your funeral, pal."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass05.wav|"So... we're all supposed to be blind, then, right? It's not just me? Alright, fantastic."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass06.wav|"I, uh... don't have any bullets. Are you gonna give me any bullets? Are the bullets up there?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass07.wav|"Where do I get my gun?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass08.wav|"Do, uh.... we get some eyes at some point?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass09.wav|"Yeah, I'm uh... I'm a bad man!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_pass10.wav|"I, uh... I am a bad man."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange01.wav|"Well, I gave it everything I could. Can't ask for more than that."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange02.wav|"Uhhhh... Blam! Blam blam blam! I'm not defective!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange03.wav|"Well, I did my best."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange04.wav|"Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange05.wav|"Hey! Squeaky-voice! Gimme some of your bullets!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange06.wav|"Can I get some bullets here? Anybody got bullets?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange07.wav|"Anyone got any bullets?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange08.wav|"Well, I tried."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange09.wav|"Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange10.wav|"No can do."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange11.wav|"Uhhh, no bullets. Sorry."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange12.wav|"Hey! Squeaky-voice! How'd I do?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange13.wav|"YEAH! What's happening?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange14.wav|"Yeah, I GOT it, didn't I?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange15.wav|"Yeah."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange16.wav|"Yeah."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange17.wav|"Did I hit it? I hit it, didn't I?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange18.wav|"Yeah. Clickety click click. Right on the money."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange19.wav|"Shootin' blanks every time, ALL the time."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange20.wav|"Yeah, that's right. Little bullseye."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange21.wav|"What'd I hit?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange22.wav|"Well, can't win 'em all."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange23.wav|"How was that?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange24.wav|"Standing down."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_postrange25.wav|"I'm trouble."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange01.wav|"Watch and learn, everybody. Watch and learn."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange02.wav|"Alright, check THIS out."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange03.wav|"Alright, stand back, everybody."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange04.wav|"Time to watch the master."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange05.wav|"Watch and learn, everyone. Watch and learn."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange06.wav|"So what am I, uh, supposed to do here?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_prerange07.wav|"Identify yourself or I will shoot."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test01.wav|"Hello."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test02.wav|"Yeah, how ya doin'."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test03.wav|"Pleased to meetcha."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test04.wav|"Yeah, what?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test05.wav|"Yeah! Let's do this!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test06.wav|"Who said that?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test07.wav|"Yeah, what?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test08.wav|"Put me in the game, coach!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test09.wav|"Hello. Hello. Hell-- Aw, crap..."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test10.wav|"Yeah, hey, how ya doin'?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test11.wav|"I'm gonna make you proud!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test12.wav|"Yeah, how ya doin'?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test13.wav|"Um."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test14.wav|"Hello."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test15.wav|"Crap."]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test16.wav|"Uh, yeah, what?"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test17.wav|"I'm not defective!"]]
 * [[Media:Defective Turret sp_sabotage_factory_defect_test18.wav|"I'm not defective!"]]

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