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Aperture Desk Job
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grady1201 001: en: Uh oh.
 * 1) Chapter 1

grady1201 002: en: I think I put the wrong tape in. Hold on...

grady1201 003: en: OK, Here we go.

grady1201 004: en: They don't give out overalls anymore.

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grady1201 006: en: My name's Grady, you can call me that. I mean, let's do introductions later, you should really already be... honestly I'm surprised you're not fired already.

grady1201 007: en: Anyway, just remember: the important thing is to have fun. On your own time, before you come in. Otherwise it's just... it's real bad here... It's fine. You'll probably be fine.

grady1201 008: en: Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.' That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job.

grady1201 009: en: Dadgumit. I left the volume down. Hold on.

grady1201 010: en: [exhales] OK. Good. You heard the important part.

grady1201 011: en: Wait wait. Hold on.

grady1201 012: en: Have they ALL been smoking?

grady1201 013: en: You know what? It's not our job to test if the toilet's on fire, right? Just do your regular thing like normal, move it down the line, and then it's somebody else's problem.

grady1201 014: en: Is the fired light -- it's not on, is it? I don't even want to look.

grady1201 015: en: OK, good. You're not fired.

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grady1201 019: en: You think your job's bad? I mean... Your job is bad. It's the worst job at the company, way worse than mine. I shouldn't have made it sound like we were competing.

grady1201 020: en: Do you have a wife? Or a husband? Are they nice?

grady1201 021: en: Can I come visit some time? That'd be cool.

grady1201 022: en: I don't know if you have management rails at your place, I need those to get around.

grady1201 023: en: Oh, wait. I guess we'd need to build a management rail to your house too. Wow, that's a lot. Probably easier to bring whoever it is you're married to here. I mean, assuming you're married.

grady1201 024: en: Good, that works. Keep going, let's get it out of here.

grady1201 025: en: Yeah, keep going, keep going.

grady1201 026: en: Let's just get it out of here.

grady1201 027: en: You are doing great. Keep going.

grady1201 028: en: Perfect, perfect perfect. Keep going, keep going.

grady1201 029: en: It flushes, let's keep it rolling!

grady1201 030: en: Great. Keep going!

grady1201 031: en: You're doing real good. Keep going.

grady1201 032: en: Are you doing that? Hold on, let me take a look.

grady1201 033: en: Do you hear that? Hold on, let me take a look.

grady1201 034: en: Yeah, keep testing it. I think there's a jam in here.

grady1201 035: en: Keep testing it.

grady1201 036: en: Hey, could you test it again? I'm gonna watch and see what happens.

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grady1201 038: en: Whup!

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grady1201 040: en: Can you get me out of here, please? Thank you.

grady1201 041: en: Can you get me out of here please?

grady1201 042: en: Are you pressing something? Try pressing something.

grady1201 043: en: Just try... just try it. Just press something.

grady1201 044: en: For the record, I'm not claustrophobic, I just don't want to be in here. I think that's completely reasonable.

grady1201 045: en: Also, keep an eye on that fired light. If it goes on I need to know.

grady1201 046: en: Nope. I'm just wet now.

grady1201 047: en: So. I am made of metal. I mean, this is like you're just spraying me with acid.

grady1201 048: en: I know you probably don't realize this? But... you just keep spraying me with this water.

grady1201 049: en: I think that's... all that button does is open and close the lid.

grady1201 050: en: Because the lid keeps hitting me in the back of the head. That's how I know what that button does. And also why I'm pointing it out.

grady1201 051: en: Yeah. I mean, this is what that button does. It's not gonna start doing something else.

grady1201 052: en: Are you... What is your plan? Is your plan to just push me out the other end? Because I don't... it's not working.

grady1201 053: en: OK OK, I get it, it is funny, it's hilarious. But it's also crushing me to death.

grady1201 054: en: No. No, that's just pushing me deeper in.

grady1201 055: en: Please stop, please stop stop stop stop please stop...

grady1201 056: en: I'm gonna be... just stop it. No, I'm gonna be real sick.

grady1201 057: en: I'm gonna be so sick, dude. Just stop it. Stop it.

grady1201 058: en: Ow.

grady1201 059: en: Ow.

grady1201 060: en: Nope.

grady1201 061: en: Nope.

grady1201 062: en: Nope.

grady1201 063: en: Not that button.

grady1201 064: en: Not that one.

grady1201 065: en: Alright, yeah, that's not working.

grady1201 066: en: Definitely not that one. Just another button.

grady1201 067: en: I mean.. you know what you're doing, but I just... don't think that's the right button.

grady1201 068: en: You keep pressing that one button. I don't think that's the right button.

grady1201 069: en: That's it! That's it! Hold the button down!

grady1201 070: en: Hold that button down, that was it!

grady1201 071: en: It's working! Keep pressing the button!

grady1201 072: en: It's working!

grady1201 073: en: It's working! Keep doing that!

grady1201 074: en: Yes! That! Keep doing that!

grady1201 075: en: Aaah!

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grady1201 077: en: I got an idea: Test it and get it out of here!

grady1201 078: en: Whoa!

grady1201 079: en: So... first off: I think we are in a lot of trouble here. Now: I also think we're going to be rich, because I think you just invented something!

grady1201 080: en: OK. Here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna go work on this. In secret. Just... You go back and pretend to go back to work. Right? Like, it's gotta look good. I mean, just pretend the most you've ever... You know what, just go back to work actually. Yeah that works.

grady1201 081: en: I'll be back!

grady1201 100: en: Anyway, you are a... 'Product Inspector.'

grady1201 101: en: That is your inspection desk there in front of you. You'll be inspecting... uh. Okay. Doesn't say. Anyway, something is gonna come down the conveyor belt. Whatever it is, make sure it works. Once you've done that... keep doing... that. That's the whole job.

grady1201 102: en: Good luck!

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grady1201 200b: en: Hey... I'm back! Yeah! I'm back! Uh, first off: You did awesome pretending to calibrate all those toilets. The best.

grady1201 201: en: Alright, are you ready for this? Pressssssenting...

grady1201 202: en: Presennnnnnting... pressthebutton...

grady1201 203: en: Presennnnnnting... pressthebutton,pressthebutton...

grady1201 204: en: Pressthebutton... pressthebutton... you're not pressing the button...

grady1201 205: en: You're not pressing the button, press the button... I mean, this is good, it's so good, but...

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grady1201 209: en: ...presenting the Aperture Science Turret!

grady1201 210: en: Go on! Take it for a spin!

grady1201 211: en: The controls are right there on your desk.

grady1201 212: en: I mean, right... the controls are right there.

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grady1201 214: en: Go ahead and just... yeah, there you go... Just ease into it. No pressure.

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grady1201 216: en: It's the buttons that just opened up on the desk. Seriously, this is the best part.

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grady1201 218: en: Aw, you gotta have the wings open, or it just shoots all its insides out. You know, I should have made that more clear. It's fine. It's fine.

grady1201 219: en: Shooting! You know what though? I mean, you're definitely gonna kill yourself with it pointed at you like that, so let me turn it around.

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grady1201 223: en: Shoot again, don't worry, it's safe. This time. This time it's safe, last time it wasn't, you almost died.

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