User:Party Escort Bot = Beans

Hello! I am a Portal player, and uh well, i just discovered that the Party Escort Bot is... just a lot of beans. No, really! Check it out for yourself, just watch a video of Portal in third person! You'll see, it's... it's... a pack of beans. Really.

It's even proven on this wiki and on the Half-Life Wiki!

Favorite Games
My favorite games are Portal, Portal 2 and some sandbox games (Minecraft, ROBLOX...)

My version of the Portal storyline
Shortly after the Combine invasion of Earth, Chell awakens in a Relaxation Vault. Within only 10 seconds of awakening, a robotic and seemingly automated female voice welcomes Chell and informs her that she is a test subject. A Portal then opens, which Chell enters. She notices the observation rooms.

After completing the first test, she is put through more tests to further understand the Portals mechanic.

In the second test, she recieves an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Later on, she is put through more dangerous tests with more mechanic learning. She avoids these hazards and recieves another version of the Portal Device as she is put into increasingly dangerous tests. She then discovers the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. After the final test, Chell escapes she is forced to confront a massive robot, and succeeds. She regains consciousness in the parking lot of the Enrichment Center, and the Party Escort Bot thanks her for "assuming the party escort submission position".