GLaDOS voice lines

This is a complete list of GLaDOS' voice lines from Portal and Portal 2.

Test Chambers 00-02
(Translated to "Please refrain from failing Many thanks to fail thanks")



If the player manages to take a cube into the material emancipation grill while the door is open
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-1.wav|"Please do not attempt to remove testing apparatus from the testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_vaporized_in_emancipation_grid-2.wav|"A replacement Aperture Science Weighted Storage Cube will be delivered shortly."]]





Test Chambers 03-04






If the player manages to trap him/herself


 * "Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room."
 * "A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1."

Test Chambers 05-08








Test Chambers 09-11


During the level:







Test Chambers 12-16





 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-1.wav|"As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_success-2.wav|"When the testing is over, you will be missed."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-1.wav|"All subjects intending to handle high-energy gamma leaking portal technology must be informed that they MAY be informed of applicable regulatory compliance issues."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_entry-2.wav|"No further compliance information is required or will be provided, and you are an excellent test subject!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 09_part1_success-1.wav|"Very very good. A complimentary victory lift has been activated in the main chamber."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center is committed to the well being of all participants."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-2.wav|"Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_entry-3.wav|"Thank you for helping us help you help us all."]]

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Through no fault of the Enrichment Center, you have managed to trap yourself in this room."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 07_part1_trapped-2.wav|"An escape hatch will open in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 10_part1_success-1.wav|"Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science self esteem fund for girls? It's true!"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-1.wav|"Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this testing sequence is currently unavailable."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-2.wav|"It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_entry-3.wav|"The Enrichment Center apologizes for the inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 11_part1_success-1.wav|"Well done, android. The Enrichment Center once again reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."]]

Test Chamber 17

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_entry-1.wav|"The Vital Apparatus Vent will deliver a Weighted Companion Cube in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_pickup-1.wav|"This Weighted Companion Cube will accompany you through the test chamber. Please take care of it."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-1.wav|"The symptoms most commonly produced by Enrichment Center testing are superstition, perceiving inanimate objects as alive, and hallucinations."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-1.wav|"The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_middle-2b-2.wav|"In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-1.wav|"You did it! The Weighted Companion Cube certainly brought you good luck."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-2.wav|"However, it cannot accompany you for the rest of the test and, unfortunately, must be euthanized."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_end-3.wav|"Please escort your Companion Cube to the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-1.wav|"Rest assured that an independent panel of ethicists has absolved the Enrichment Center, Aperture Science employees, and all test subjects of any moral responsibility for the Companion Cube euthanizing process."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-2.wav|"While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-3.wav|"Testing cannot continue until your Companion Cube has been incinerated."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-4.wav|"Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, eight out of ten Aperture Science engineers believe that the Companion Cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-5.wav|"The Companion Cube cannot continue through the testing. State and local statutory regulations prohibit it from simply remaining here, alone and companionless. You must euthanize it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-6.wav|"Destroy your Companion Cube or the testing cannot continue."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_euthanized-1.wav|"You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations."]]

Test Chamber 18

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-1.wav|"The experiment is nearing its conclusion."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_entry-2.wav|"The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake."]]

If a Storage Cube is lost in the goo at the bottom
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-1.wav|"Weighted Storage Cube destroyed."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_crate_lost-2.wav|"Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement."]]

If the player is trapped in the High Energy Pellet receptor area
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-1.wav|"Despite the best efforts of the Enrichment Center staff to ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, you have managed to ensnare yourself permanently inside this room."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 08_part1_trapped-2.wav|"A complimentary escape hatch will open in three, two, one."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-1.wav|"Well done! Be advised that the next test requires exposure to uninsulated electrical parts that may be dangerous under certain conditions."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 14_part1_end-2.wav|"For more information, please attend an Enrichment Center Electrical Safety seminar."]]

Test Chamber 19

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-1.wav|"Welcome to the final test!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-2.wav|"When you are done, you will drop the Device in the equipment recovery annex."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_entry-3.wav|"Enrichment Center regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake-- [garbled]"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-1.wav|"Congratulations! The test is now over."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-2.wav|"All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-3.wav|"Rest assured that there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-4.wav|"Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_into_the_fire-5.wav|"Goodbye."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-1.wav|"What are you doing? Stop it! I... I... We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-2.wav|"We are very, very happy for your success."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-3.wav|"We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-4.wav|"Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-5.wav|"A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-6.wav|"Make no further attempt to leave the testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_Partyspeech-7.wav|"Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party."]]

During escape

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag01-1.wav|"Hello?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Where are you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag03-1.wav|"I know you're there. I can feel you here."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag04-1.wav|"What are you doing?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You haven't escaped, you know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav|"You're not even going the right way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_01.wav|"Hello?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_03.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag15-1.wav|"Okay. The test is over now. You win. Go back to the recovery annex. For your cake."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag16-1.wav|"It was a fun test and we're all impressed at how much you won. The test is over. Come back."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag17-1.wav|"Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway. There is still some left, though, if you hurry back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag07-1.wav|"You're not even going the right way."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag08-1.wav|"Where do you think you're going?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag09-1.wav|"Because I don't think you're going where you think you're going."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_01.wav|"Hello?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_07.wav|"Didn't we have some fun, though?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_nags_08.wav|"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like [no way] and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you'? That was great!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_03.wav|"Is anyone there?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag11-1.wav|"You really shouldn't be here. This isn't safe for you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag12-1.wav|"It's not too late for you to turn back."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag10-1.wav|"I'm not angry. Just go back to the testing area."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag07-1.wav|"I feel sorry for you, really, because you're not even in the right place."]] (The line is programmed in but is inaudible, and only the subtitles work.)
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag08-1.wav|"You should have turned left before."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag09-1.wav|"It's funny, actually, when you think about it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag10-1.wav|"Someday we'll remember this and laugh. and laugh. and laugh. Oh boy. Well. You may as well come on back."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag01-1.wav|"You're not a good person. You know that, right?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag02-1.wav|"Good people don't end up here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_06.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag03-1.wav|"This is your fault. It didn't have to be like this."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag01-1.wav|"I'm not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part2_nag02-1.wav|"I'm going to kill you, and all the cake is gone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag05-1.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag06-1.wav|"This is your last chance."]]

On destroying a security camera

 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-2.wav|"To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-3.wav|"For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-4.wav|"Certain objects may be vital to your success; Do not destroy testing apparatus."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-5.wav|"Vital testing apparatus destroyed."]]

Final battle

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-00.wav|"Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-01.wav|"Because despite your violent behavior, the only thing you've managed to break so far is my heart."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-02.wav|"Maybe you could settle for that and we'll just call it a day."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-03.wav|"I guess we both know that isn't going to happen."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_entry-04.wav|"You chose this path. Now I have a surprise for you. Deploying surprise in five, four..."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-01.wav|"Time out for a second. That wasn't supposed to happen."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-02.wav|"Do you see that thing that fell out of me? What is that? It's not the surprise... I've never seen it before."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredrop1-03.wav|"Never mind. It's a mystery I'll solve later... By myself... Because you'll be dead."]]

When the player picks up the morality core
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-10.wav|"Where are you taking that thing?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-01.wav|"I wouldn't bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-02.wav|"I don't want to tell you your business, but if it were me, I'd leave that thing alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-03.wav|"Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-04.wav|"Okay fine: DO touch it. Pick it up and just... stuff it back into me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-05.wav|"Let's be honest: Neither one of us knows what that thing does. Just put it in the corner, and I'll deal with it later."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-06.wav|"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-07.wav|"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU. How does that feel?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-08.wav|"Have I lied to you? I mean in this room. Trust me, leave that thing alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-09.wav|"I am being serious now. That crazy thing is not part of any test protocol."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-13.wav|"Just ignore that thing and stand still."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-14.wav|"Think about it: If that thing is important, why don't I know about it?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-15.wav|"Are you even listening to me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-16.wav|"I'll tell you what that thing isn't: It isn't yours. So leave it alone."]]

First core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-01.wav|"You are kidding me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-02.wav|"Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don't Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-03.wav|"That has got to be the dumbest thing that-whoah. Whoah, whoah, whoah."]]

"[The voice has subtly changed. Smoother, more seductive, less computerized]"
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-04.wav|"Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-05.wav|"It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-06.wav|"So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-07.wav|"Huh. That core may have had some ancillary responsibilities. I can't shut off the turret defenses."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-08.wav|"Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket. Trust me, it'll be a lot less painful than the neurotoxin."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-09.wav|"All right, keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-10.wav|"Killing you and giving you good advice aren't mutually exclusive. The rocket really is the way to go."]]

The following automatically plays or repeats after the respective speech for every destroyed core.
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-07.wav|"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-08.wav|"Nice job breaking it, hero."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-03.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-04.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-05.wav|"You don't even care. Do you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-06.wav|"Did you hear me? I said you don't care. Are you listening?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-09.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-16.wav|"That's it. I'm done reasoning with you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-17.wav|"Starting now, there's going to be a lot less conversation and a lot more killing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-18.wav|"What was that? Did you say something?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-19.wav|"I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response. Because I'm not talking to you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-20.wav|"The talking is over."]]

Second core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-01.wav|"[pain noise] You think you're doing some damage? Two plus two is... ten. IN BASE FOUR! I'M FINE!"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-01.wav|"I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Well, you've managed to destroy that part of me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-02.wav|"Unfortunately, as much as I'd love to now, I can't get the neurotoxin into your head any faster."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-21.wav|"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-22.wav|"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-23.wav|"I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-24.wav|"All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-25.wav|"It says so right here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-26.wav|"'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-27.wav|"It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-03.wav|"Speaking of curiosity, you're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-04.wav|"You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it, though, so I won't bother."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-05.wav|"Here's a hint: you're gonna want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."]]

Third core destroyed

 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-10.wav|"Neurotoxin... [cough] [cough] So deadly... [cough] Choking... [laughter] I'm kidding!"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-11.wav|"When I said deadly neurotoxin, the 'deadly' was in massive sarcasm quotes."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-12.wav|"I could take a bath in the stuff, put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes. Honestly, it's not deadly at all. To me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-13.wav|"You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness a lot less funny."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-15.wav|"Who's gonna make the cake when I'm gone? You?"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-02.wav|"Look, you're wasting your time. And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-03.wav|"What's your point, anyway? Survival? Well then, the last thing you want to do is hurt me."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-04.wav|"I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-05.wav|"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: [Hellooo!] That's you! That's how dumb you sound."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-06.wav|"You've been wrong about every single thing you've ever done, including this thing."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy3-07.wav|"You're not smart. You're not a scientist. You're not a doctor. You're not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-01.wav|"Rrr, I hate you."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-02.wav|"Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-03.wav|"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-04.wav|"All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-05.wav|"Unless you have a plan for building some supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much longer."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-06.wav|"Good job on that, by the way. [back to computer voice] Sarcasm sphere self-test complete."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-07.wav|"Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-08.wav|"STOP! Okay, enough. I deleted it. No matter what happens now, you're dead."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-09.wav|"You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me you're dead."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-10.wav|"The part of you that could have survived indefinitely is gone. I just struck you from the permanent record."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy4-11.wav|"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."]]

Unused lines/alternate delivery

 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-7.wav|"Place your Companion Cube in the incinerator."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 13_part1_endnag-8.wav|"Incinerate your Companion Cube."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyfinalstop-1.wav|"Stop! The device will detonate if removed from an approved testing area."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS 15_part1_partyreminder-1.wav|"Stop what you are doing and assume the party escort submission position."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag06-1.wav|"You can't hurt me."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag13-1.wav|"Maybe you think you're helping yourself. But you're not. This isn't helping anyone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_00_part1_nag14-1.wav|"Someone is going to get badly hurt."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_death_nag01-1.wav|"There really was a cake..." (slowly)]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[pain sound]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_first_hit_nag03-1.wav|"Oh, I'm gonna kill you."]]

In regular computer voice; versions with the deeper voice are used in the final game.
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag03-1.wav|"This isn't brave. It's murder. What did I ever do to you?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag04-1.wav|"The difference between us is that I can feel pain."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag11-1.wav|"That thing you're attacking isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It makes shoes for orphans."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_part1_nag12-1.wav|"Go ahead and break it, hero. I don't care."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag01-1.wav|"[More intense pain sound]"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_01_second_hit_nag02-1.wav|"Okay, we're even now. You can stop."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_02.wav|"Can you hear me?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_05.wav|"Oh! (surprised)"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_07.wav|"Are you still listening?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_08.wav|"Are you still standing there?"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS post_escape_bridge_09.wav|"Are you still standing there?" (louder)]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-11.wav|"Come on, leave it alone."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spherenag1-12.wav|"Leave. It. alone."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-01.wav|"Look, we're both stuck in this place. I'll use lasers to inscribe a line down the center of the facility, and one half will be where you live and I'll live in the other half."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_miscbabble-02.wav|"We won't have to try to kill each other or even talk if we don't feel like it."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary1.wav|"Huh. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win."]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy1-ancillary2.wav|"HA! I'm making more. That's going to take a few minutes, though. Meanwhile... oh look, it's your old pal the rocket turret."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS escape_02_spheredestroy2-00.wav|"Oh"]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS generic_security_camera_destroyed-1.wav|"At the Enrichment Center, we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity. However, do not destroy vital testing apparatus."]]


 * [[Media:GLaDOS File_deleted.wav|"File deleted."]]

GLaDOS Test Chamber 6




If the player picks up a trash item



GLaDOS Test Chamber 7








If the player jumps down and leaves the Companion Cube up above

If the player takes the Companion Cube past the exit

GLaDOS Test Chamber 8

 * Slowed-down version:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]
 * Slowed-down version:
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]
 * [[Media:GLaDOS_sp_a2_fizzler_intro05 slowed down.ogg|"—and methodically knocking peoples' hats off. Then I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I ca—"]]

GLaDOS Test Chamber 10


If the player manages to trap themselves by leaving the cube on the topmost floor without activating the dropper:


 * (This line is not processed)

GLaDOS Test Chamber 15


If the player traps themselves behind the glass barrier without opening the door:



GLaDOS' Chamber


If GLaDOS uses hidden panels to knock the player back into the chamber







First Propulsion Gel Test Chamber






Gel connection area






Frankenturrets








Wheatley Test Chamber 2






Wheatley Test Chamber 3




Wheatley Test Chamber 4






Wheatley Test Chamber 5






Wheatley Test Chamber 6




Wheatley Test Chamber 11




Wheatley Test Chamber 12






Wheatley Test Chamber 16




Wheatley Test Chamber 17/The trap




Pre-lair




Hub (CinTech)
''These voice lines are only spoken if both players have not finished the main co-op course. If one of the players has completed co-op, the Announcer speaks.''
 * (pronounced as "sintech")



Upon first-time-unlocking of course 4

Upon dying by falling, if co-op is not completed yet.

Upon first-time-unlocking of course 5

Course 1: Team Building
Test chamber 01:





Test chamber 02:





Test chamber 03:

While destroying turrets:



Test chamber 04:



Test chamber 05:





Test chamber 06:



Course 2: Mass and Velocity
Test chamber 01:



Test chamber 02:



Test chamber 03:



Test chamber 04:



Test chamber 05:



Test chamber 06:



Test chamber 07:



Test chamber 08:




 * (The last part is cut off by the level transition.)

Course 3: Hard-light Surfaces
Test chamber 01:



Test chamber 02:



Test chamber 03:



Test chamber 04:



Test chamber 05:



Test chamber 06:



Test chamber 07:



Test chamber 08:





Course 4: Excursion Funnels
Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 01:
 * (heard only by Atlas)
 * (heard only by P-body)

Upon completion of Course 4, chamber 02:
 * (heard only by Atlas)
 * (heard only by P-body)

Course 4 chamber 3 intro; may be selected randomly









Course 5: Mobility Gels




Customized responses (bot addressing and numbers)






Co-op Credits test subject analysis




Death responses
Upon dying in the Hub:

Generic responses (sorting needed)












Upon completion of a final level in a course





























































Test Chamber 01








Test Chamber 02




Test Chamber 03




Test Chamber 04






Test Chamber 05
















Test Chamber 06




Test Chamber 07


Specific death responses:



Test Chamber 08




Test Chamber 09









 * (unused)
 * (unused)

Death responses









 * }}
 * }}
 * }}
 * }}
 * }}



Chapter 1: Incinerator/Portal Gun

 * Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.
 * Note: This line was used in the Portal 2 trailer.

Alternate GLaDOS Announcer lines
(Note: Many of these lines are spoken by the Aperture Announcer in the final game.)

Miscellaneous unused/alternate single player lines










































Unused Co-op Futbol game

 * "Nice catch, Orange."
 * "Good work! Now throw the ball over the ledge."

Conversation with Cave Johnson

 * "We don't have time for this."
 * "Yes SIR, Mister Johnson! I'll have that report on your desk by four-thirty! [normal voice, horrified] What. In the hell. Was THAT."
 * "No, Mister Johnson. I DON'T."
 * "Sure."
 * "I said we'll do it."
 * "If you don't unplug him, I will."
 * "Maybe we can stand on him to climb up."
 * "Mister Johnson? You need to shut up."
 * "Goodbye, sir. May whatever tests await you on the other side either support or disprove your hypotheses."
 * "I'd... appreciate it... if we never... EVER talked about that... ever again."