User:Headquarter8302/Wheatley's



Wheatley's© is a fundamental breakfast cereal created by Wheatley to somehow add revenues to Aperture Science. Wheatley's cereal is distributed along Aperture Science itself, Area around aperture, City 17 and anywhere else™

Contents
Contents of Wheatley's is listed but not limited to:
 * 100% Science.
 * 10% Aperture Science Branded Super Mobile Dry Milk Powder™.
 * 50% Interdimensional Anti-Matter.
 * 30% Cereal Cubes.
 * 300% Sugar.
 * 1 Minifigure of the Portal Gun™.
 * 1 Aperture Science Branded Super Unresistant, Small Packaging, Minifigure Container.
 * The carton itself

Critics
Some critics about the cereal is listed here:
 * Too much sugar.
 * Worse than Dr. Breen's Private Reserve.
 * Cubes are Companion Cubes, they're too cute to be eaten. And they're soggy when dipped.
 * This is made by Wheatley!

Distribution
Wheatley's distribution are listed here but not limited to:
 * Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center
 * Aperture Innovators
 * City 17
 * Borealis
 * Quarantine Zone
 * Xen
 * Combine OverWorld
 * Anywhere Else™

Critics Review
Wheatley's critics review are listed here but not limited to these people: