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| style="background: #C0DFFF; text-align: center;" colspan=2 | '''Jerry'''
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| style="width: 60px; font-size: x-small" | Occupation
| style="font-size: x-small" | Previously a nanobot superior in the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, now a helper of the Portal Wiki
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| style="width: 60px; font-size: x-small" | Hobby
| style="font-size: x-small" | Hate crime
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| style="width: 60px; font-size: x-small" | Country of origin
| style="font-size: x-small" | Presumably Poland
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| style="background: #C0DFFF; text-align: center;" colspan=2 | '''Loads of stuff!'''
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| colspan=2 |{{User Portal 2|own}}
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| colspan=2 |{{User Game Translator|pl}}
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| colspan=2 |{{User Babel|en|3}}
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| colspan=2 |{{User Babel|pl|N}}
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| colspan=2 |{{User Polish}}
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{{Quotation|'''Wheatley'''|Just hang in there for five more - What? Jerry, you can't fire me for that! Yes, JERRY -- OR, maybe your prejudiced worksite should have accommodated a nanobot of my size. Thanks for the hate crime, Jer!|sound=Wheatley_nanobotow04.wav}}
{{Quotation|'''Cave Johnson'''|Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.|sound=Cave_Johnson_fifties_into_middle_of_test02.wav}}
'''Welcome to my user page!''' When you're here, it usually means trouble, so don't hesitate and head over to the [[User talk:Jerry|talk page]]! If you're the stalking type though, here's a bit about me!
== Who is this unfunny guy? ==
Well, if you took a look at the giant table to your left... uh, sorry, right, you could tell that I like hate crime. No, I don't. I only got it there for comedic relief and get another obscure reference up. Eh, don't mind me, please.
You already know that I can communicate in English too, and that is right. I'll be translating the Portal wiki to Polish, and we'll see what will happen. May this site get a view boost or anything? Doubt it, but worth a try!
As a big fan of Portal 2, I'd like to treat this as a chance to find out more about the heroes and get my English skills on a better level. It's very convenient when you think about it! (I think so.)
Anyway, enough about me. Let's get to work!

Latest revision as of 14:53, 2 April 2021

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