Portal is Free (video)
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"Portal is Free" Video Transcript
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| [Aperture Science theme]
GLaDOS: For over three years, the Aperture Science Portal Project has been the cornerstone of our aggressive recruitment program. GLaDOS: Thanks to Portal, we can weed out test subjects, who, when confronted with science, may exhibit any or all of the following personality flaws; GLaDOS: Cowardice... GLaDOS: Impaired motor skills, GLaDOS: Poor judgment... GLaDOS: Fear of heights... [Wilhelm scream] GLaDOS: Weights... GLaDOS: Depths, bullets... GLaDOS: And fire. GLaDOS: Now, our marketing engineers have discovered a way to offer consumers a home version of the Portal Project...for free! GLaDOS: Use your free Portal kit to measure the value of those around you, and find a companion for the upcoming Cooperative Portal Testing Initiative. GLaDOS: Good luck. |
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