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== Test chamber announcements ==
== Test chamber announcements ==
===Relaxation Chamber===
=== Relaxation Chamber ===
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise01.wav|"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -fifty- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise01}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise02.wav|"You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise02}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise03.wav|"Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise03}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise04.wav|"Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise04}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise05.wav|"There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise05}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise06.wav|"This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise06}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise07.wav|"You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise07}}
*[[Media:Announcer openingexercise08.wav|" Good. Now please return to your bed."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingexercise08}}


*[[Media:Announcer openingcourtesy01.wav|"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -nine nine nine nine nine... nine ni ''(continues repeating behind the following:)''- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should vacate the Enrichment Center immediately. Any test subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in extended relaxation, for the duration of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish-language version of this message, feel free to take a complimentary piece of stationary from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck."]] ''(The latter part is overlaid with Wheatley's speech.)''
*[[Media:Announcer openingcourtesy01.wav|"Good morning. You have been in suspension for -nine nine nine nine nine... nine ni ''(continues repeating behind the following:)''- This courtesy call is to inform you that all test subjects should vacate the Enrichment Center immediately. Any test subject not emerging from suspension at this time will be assumed to have exercised his or her right to remain in extended relaxation, for the duration of the destruction of this facility. If you have questions or concerns regarding this policy, or if you require a Spanish-language version of this message, feel free to take a complimentary piece of stationary from the desk drawer in front of you, and write us a letter. Good luck."]] ''(The latter part is overlaid with Wheatley's speech.)''


*[[Media:Announcer evacuationmisc01.wav|" Please prepare for emergency evacuation."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|evacuationmisc01}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|openingsafeguards01}}


*[[Media:Announcer openingsafeguards01.wav|" All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown."]]
=== Test chambers ===
 
==== Chamber 00 ====
===Test chambers===
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub06}}
====Chamber 00====
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub08}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub06.wav|"Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub09}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub08.wav|"We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub10}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub09.wav|"However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub11}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub10.wav|"The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three, two, one."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub12}}
 
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber08}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub11.wav|"Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub12.wav|"If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim."]]
 
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber08.wav|"Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it."]]


''If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill after the "cube and button-based testing" information:''
''If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill after the "cube and button-based testing" information:''
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber07.wav|"You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber07}}
 
====Chamber 01====
 
*[[Media:Announcer prehub27.wav|" If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub28.wav|" You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head."]]
*[[Media:Announcer good01.wav|" Good!"]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub19.wav|" Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub20.wav|" Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt."]]
 
====Chamber 02====


*[[Media:Announcer prehub46.wav|" If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]"]]
==== Chamber 01 ====
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub27}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub28}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|good01}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub19}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub20}}


*[[Media:Announcer testchamber05.wav|" Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share."]]
==== Chamber 02 ====
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber06.wav|" Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub46}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber05}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber06}}


====Chamber 03====
==== Chamber 03 ====
 
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub42}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub42.wav|" This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber09}}
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber09.wav|" Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments."]]


''If the player manages to go through the exit without both cubes on the buttons:''
''If the player manages to go through the exit without both cubes on the buttons:''
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber11.wav|" You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber11}}


====Chamber 05====
==== Chamber 05 ====
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber02}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber03}}


*[[Media:Announcer testchamber02.wav|" If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test."]]
==== Chamber 06 ====
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber03.wav|" Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber10}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub17}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub18}}


====Chamber 06====
==== Chamber 07 ====
*[[Media:Announcer testchamber10.wav|" This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|testchamber04}}
*[[Media:Announcer prehub17.wav|" If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub18.wav|" Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing."]]


====Chamber 07====
==== Unused Test Chamber Lines ====
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub43}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|prehub44}}


*[[Media:Announcer testchamber04.wav|" To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy."]]
== GLaDOS chamber ==
* {{Voice line|Announcer|wakeup_powerup01}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|wakeup_powerup02}}
*{{spoiler text|{{Voice line|Announcer|carolyndeleted02}}}}


====Unused Test Chamber Lines====
*[[Media:Announcer prehub43.wav|" At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment."]]
*[[Media:Announcer prehub44.wav|" We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz."]]
==GLaDOS chamber==
*[[Media:Announcer wakeup_powerup01.wav|" Powerup initiated."]]
*[[Media:Announcer wakeup_powerup02.wav|" Powerup complete."]]
*{{spoiler text|[[Media:Announcer carolyndeleted02.wav|" Caroline deleted."]]}}
''Not in the Chamber but a reaction to GLaDOS' speech:''
''Not in the Chamber but a reaction to GLaDOS' speech:''
*[[Media:Announcer sarcasmcore01.wav|" [beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sarcasmcore01}}


==Chapter 8==
== Chapter 8 ==
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture01.wav|"Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|a4_recapture01}}
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture03.wav|"Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|a4_recapture03}}
*[[Media:Announcer a4_recapture04.wav|"Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|a4_recapture04}}


==Final battle==
== Final battle ==
*[[Media:Announcer bb_neurotoxin01.wav|"Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_neurotoxin01}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_neurotoxin06.wav|"Vent system compromised. Neurotoxin offline."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_neurotoxin06}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_reactor02.wav|"Reactor explosion in four minutes."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_reactor02}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_reactor06.wav|"Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_reactor06}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_reactor07.wav|"Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_reactor07}}


*[[Media:Announcer bb_corruption03.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_corruption03}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_corruption04.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 75 percent."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_corruption04}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_corruption06.wav|"Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_corruption06}}


*{{spoiler text|[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate06.wav|"Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing."]]}}
*{{spoiler text|{{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate06}}}}


== Stalemate announcements ==
== Stalemate announcements ==
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle11}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate01}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle12}}
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle13}}


*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle11.wav|" Warning: Central core is eighty percent corrupt."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle14}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate01.wav|" Manual core replacement required."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle15}}
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle12.wav|" Alternate core detected."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle16}}
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle13.wav|" To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle17}}
 
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle18}}
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle14.wav|" Substitute core accepted."]]
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle15.wav|" Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?"]]
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle16.wav|" Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?"]]
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle17.wav|" Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue."]]
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle18.wav|" ...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button."]]


*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle19.wav|"Stalemate Resolved."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle19}}
*[[Media:Announcer gladosbattle20.wav|"Please return to the core transfer bay."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|gladosbattle20}}


*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate02.wav|"Substitute Core: Are you ready to start?"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate02}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate03.wav|"Corrupted Core: Are you ready to start?"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate03}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate04.wav|"Interpreting vague answer as YES."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate04}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate05.wav|"Stalemate detected."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate05}}
*[[Media:Announcer bb_stalemate07.wav|"Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|bb_stalemate07}}


==Co-op==
== Co-op ==
*[[Media:Announcer mp_coop_wall_5security03.wav|" Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_coop_wall_5security03}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return01.wav|" Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center.  You have unlocked all available courses."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return01}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return02.wav|" Warning! All testing courses are currently available."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return02}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return03.wav|" Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room.  From here you can select all previously completed courses."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return03}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return04.wav|" For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return04}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return05.wav|" Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return05}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return06.wav|" Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return06}}
*[[Media:Announcer mp_hub_return07.wav|" By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|mp_hub_return07}}


== Turret factory announcements ==
== Turret factory announcements ==
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory13.wav|" Turret redemption lines active."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory13}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory14.wav|" Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory14}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory15.wav|" Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory15}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line01.wav|"Template."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory_line01}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line02.wav|"Response."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory_line02}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line04.wav|" New template accepted."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory_line04}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory_line05.wav|" Template missing. Continuing from memory."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory_line05}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_implosion01.wav|" Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_implosion01}}


== Unused turret factory announcements ==
== Unused turret factory announcements ==
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory16.wav|" Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory16}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory17.wav|" Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory17}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory18.wav|" This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory18}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory19.wav|" This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory19}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory20.wav|" Non-defective turret testing active."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory20}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory21.wav|" Defective Turret testing active."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory21}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory22.wav|" Catwalks are safe during defective turret testing."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory22}}
*[[Media:Announcer sp_sabotage_factory23.wav|" Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active."]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|sp_sabotage_factory23}}


==Other==
==Other==
*[[Media:Announcer good02.wav|" Good!"]]
* {{Voice line|Announcer|good02}}


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Revision as of 10:16, 25 February 2016

This is a complete list of the Announcer's voice lines from Portal 2.

Test chamber announcements

Relaxation Chamber

  • "Good morning. You have been in suspension for -FIFTY- days. In compliance with state and federal regulations, all testing candidates in the Aperture Science Extended Relaxation Center must be revived periodically for a mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look up at the ceiling. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, look down at the floor. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. This completes the gymnastic portion of your mandatory physical and mental wellness exercise." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "There is a framed painting on the wall. Please go stand in front of it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is art. You will hear a buzzer. When you hear the buzzer, stare at the art. [BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You should now feel mentally reinvigorated. If you suspect staring at art has not provided the required intellectual sustenance, reflect briefly on this classical music. [MUSIC INTERRUPTED BY BUZZER]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. Now please return to your bed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please prepare for emergency evacuation." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "All reactor core safeguards are now non-functional. Please prepare for reactor core meltdown." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Test chambers

Chamber 00

  • "Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Cube- and button-based testing remains an important tool for science, even in a dire emergency." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If cube- and button-based testing caused this emergency, don't worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please note the incandescent particle field across the exit. This Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill will vaporize any unauthorized equipment that passes through it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player has already passed through the Emancipation Grill after the "cube and button-based testing" information:

  • "You have just passed through an Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grill, which vaporizes most Aperture Science equipment that touches it." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 01

  • "If you feel liquid running down your neck, relax, lie on your back, and apply immediate pressure to your temples." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "You are simply experiencing a rare reaction in which the Material Emancipation Grill may have emancipated the ear tubes inside your head." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good!" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Because of the technical difficulties we are currently experiencing, your test environment is unsupervised." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Before re-entering a relaxation vault at the conclusion of testing, please take a moment to write down the results of your test. An Aperture Science Reintegration Associate will revive you for an interview when society has been rebuilt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 02

  • "If the Earth is currently governed by a manner of animal-king, sentient cloud, or other governing body that either refuses to or is incapable of listening to reason, th- [RECORDING SHORTS OUT]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Some emergency testing may require prolonged interaction with lethal military androids. Rest assured that all lethal military androids have been taught to read and provided with one copy of the Laws of Robotics. To share." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good. If you feel that a lethal military android has not respected your rights as detailed in the Laws of Robotics, please note it on your self-reporting form. A future Aperture Science Entitlement Associate will initiate the appropriate grievance-filing paperwork." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 03

  • "This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three. Two. One. [SMOOTH JAZZ]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Great work! Because this message is prerecorded, any observations related to your performance are speculation on our part. Please disregard any undeserved compliments." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

If the player manages to go through the exit without both cubes on the buttons:

  • "You have trapped yourself. Congratulations. The exit door is now open." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 05

  • "If the Enrichment Center is currently being bombarded with fireballs, meteorites, or other objects from space, please avoid unsheltered testing areas wherever a lack of shelter from space-debris DOES NOT appear to be a deliberate part of the test." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Well done! The Enrichment Center reminds you that although circumstances may appear bleak, you are not alone. All Aperture Science personality constructs will remain functional in apocalyptic, low power environments of as few as 1.1 volts." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 06

  • "This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "If you are a non-employee who has discovered this facility amid the ruins of civilization, welcome! And remember: Testing is the future, and the future starts with you." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chamber 07

  • "To ensure that sufficient power remains for core testing protocols, all safety devices have been disabled. The Enrichment Center respects your right to have questions or concerns about this policy." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused Test Chamber Lines

  • "At the time of this recording, Federal disclosure policies require us to inform you that this next test is probably lethal and to redirect you to a safer test environment." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "We will attempt to comply with these now non-existent agencies by playing some more smooth jazz." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

GLaDOS chamber

Not in the Chamber but a reaction to GLaDOS' speech:

  • "[beep] Sarcasm Self Test complete. [beep]" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Chapter 8

  • "Explosion imminent. Evacuate the facility immediately." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning. Reactor core is at critical temperature." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning: Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Final battle

  • "Neurotoxin level at capacity in five minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Vent system compromised: Neurotoxin offline." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Reactor explosion in four minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Reactor Explosion Timer destroyed." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Reactor Explosion Uncertainty Emergency Preemption Protocol initiated: This facility will self destruct in two minutes." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning: Core corruption at 50 percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning: Core corruption at 75 percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Fire detected in the Stalemate Resolution Annex. Extinguishing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Stalemate announcements

  • "Warning: Central core is eighty percent corrupt." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Manual core replacement required." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Alternate core detected." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "To initiate a core transfer, please deposit substitute core in receptacle." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Substitute core accepted." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Substitute core, are you ready to start the procedure?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Corrupted core, are you ready to start the procedure?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stalemate detected. Transfer procedure cannot continue." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "...unless a stalemate associate is present to press the stalemate resolution button." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Substitute Core: Are you ready to start?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Corrupted Core: are you ready to start?" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Interpreting vague answer as YES." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stalemate detected." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Stalemate Resolution Associate: Please press the Stalemate Resolution Button." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Co-op

  • "Today's Security Code is: 5,33,41,18" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome to the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center. You have unlocked all available courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning! All testing courses are currently available." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Congratulations on successfully returning to the central hub room. From here you can select all previously completed courses." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "For your testing convenience, all tests are available and all safety precautions within testing chambers have been deactivated." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Welcome back to the central hub. All test courses are available. You may redundantly solve the courses at your leisure." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Thank you for completing the testing courses. If you enjoyed your experience, you may now re-enter the testing course of your choice." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "By completing all test courses, you have achieved Level C security clearance. You may now access all testing courses and three of Aperture Science's 176 restrooms." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Turret factory announcements

  • "Turret redemption lines active." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please do not engage with turrets heading towards redemption." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Turret redemption lines are not rides, please exit the turret redemption line." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Template" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Response" | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "New template accepted." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Template missing. Continuing from memory." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Warning! Neurotoxin pressure has reached dangerously unlethal levels." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

Unused turret factory announcements

  • "Live turret line is active. Enter room with extreme caution." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Please avoid alerting active turrets or being shot by active turrets." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a sterile environment; please refrain from riding on the turret line." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "This is a clean room facility, decontaminates can harm the turret redemption process." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Non-defective turret testing active." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Defective Turret testing active." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Catwalks are safe during defective turret testing." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play
  • "Avoid defective defective turrets as they may still be active." | Download Download | Play icon.png Play

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