User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/HHPD/Confirm

You have successfully taken an Hyper Handheld Portal Device. It will be sent to you in 5 days.

This is a message about real life: just in case you didn't know, this is a joke. You haven't taken anything and you won't actually recieve anything in 5 days. It is, however, possible to get an Hyper Handheld Portal Device in Portal and Portal 2: Click here for a tutorial.