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Yeah, we're finally selling the reviving machines! Our Dead Subject Reviving Machine (or simply Reviving Machine) is a device designed to make dead people live again. We used this machine for years, and now we're finally commercializing it. This is an example of all you can do with it:


 * Making people touch deadly things without actually killing them
 * Making deadly tests without anyone complaining
 * Making yourself able to try something very dangerous more than twice
 * Making objects come to life

And even more! To use it, simply put a dead person or inanimate object in it, and the machine will do the rest.

Click here to buy one: Buy DSRM