Template:PatchDiff/October 4, 2011 Patch/portal2 dlc1/resource/subtitles english.txt

N/A 1 "lang"  N/A 2 {   N/A 3        "Language" "english"   N/A 4        "Tokens"   N/A 5                {   N/A 6    N/A 7        //////////////////////////////////////          N/A 8        //DLC1 additional GLaDOS lines:   N/A 9        //////////////////////////////////////   N/A 10    N/A 11                "glados.dlc1_leaderboard01"        "GLaDOS: That was genuinely mildly impressive." N/A 12               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard02"        "GLaDOS: Well done." N/A 13               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard03"        "GLaDOS: Congratulations." N/A 14               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard04"        "GLaDOS: Good." N/A 15               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard05"        "GLaDOS: Bad news." N/A 16               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard05"        "GLaDOS: Bad news." N/A 17               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard06"        "GLaDOS: Impressive." N/A 18               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard07"        "GLaDOS: [impressed] Maybe I was wrong about you." N/A 19               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard08"        "GLaDOS: You've beaten your own record." N/A 20               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard09"        "GLaDOS: You're getting worse." N/A 21               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard10"        "GLaDOS: You have a new rank." N/A 22               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard11"        "GLaDOS: You have a new, better rank." N/A 23               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard12"        "GLaDOS: You have a new, worse rank." N/A 24               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard13"        "GLaDOS: You have a new, worse rank. Congratulations. To everyone above you." N/A 25               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard14"        "GLaDOS: You almost beat your friend's record. Almost. I want to stress that." N/A 26               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard15"        "GLaDOS: You almost beat your friend's record. But you didn't. It might be easier just to find new friends." N/A 27               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard16"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Congratulations. You are better than everyone." N/A 28               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard17"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You are faster than everyone." N/A 29               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard18"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You used less portals than anyone." N/A 30               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard19"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're better than everyone. For now." N/A 31               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard20"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You are playing above the global average. Statistically speaking, there are actually people playing worse than you." N/A 32               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard21"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: [unimpressed] Maybe I was wrong about you." N/A 33               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard22"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You've beaten your own record. That's a low bar, but you managed to gently tip-toe over it." N/A 34               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard23"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Very not completely bad." N/A 35               "glados.dlc1_leaderboard24"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oops." N/A 36               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this piece 'Stages'. It was designed to traumatize subjects into potent self-discovery, followed by euphoria, followed by submersion in acid." N/A 37               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this piece--"   N/A 38                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_introb02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: --you know what, it doesn't matter what it's called. The important thing is you enjoy it. As fast as you can." N/A 39               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good work. Please proceed to the next exhibit." N/A 40               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you two still here? (beep beep beep) Oh..." N/A 41               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The disassembler's not working." N/A 42               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outro07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's nothing to worry about. It's actually funny in a way you don't understand. Ha. Ha. Ha. Anyway, brace yourselves, I'm going to open the maintenance hole." N/A 43               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_2paints_1bridge_outrob01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know, some of the exhibits up ahead ARE topical. At the rate you're going, by the time you get to them, they'll be irrelevant." N/A 44               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh good. You found it. I prefer to let art appreciators 'discover' an exhibit on their own." N/A 45               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_2paints1bridge02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh. You found it again. Well, I suppose an artist should be flattered by repeat viewings." N/A 46               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The subtext of that acid pit is acid. The content of the pit is also acid. I'll let you fully absorb it." N/A 47               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a children's museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED children's museum." N/A 48               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Thank you for appreciating the corrosive acid." N/A 49               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Are you having a competition to see who appreciates the acid more?" N/A 50               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm starting to think the theme of this piece should be 'failure'." N/A 51               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_acid06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes, I get it. You love the deadly acid.  We all love the deadly acid. Can we move on to the next exhibit now?" N/A 52               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I suffered for this art. I don't see why I should be the only one." N/A 53               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The humans took far less time working their way through these exhibits. You're either enjoying it more than they did or you're just incredibly dim-witted. Of course, there's no reason it can't be both." N/A 54               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I love the contrast in styles. You're traveling through art installations, but you're doing so completely artlessly." N/A 55               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm open to critique, by the way, so feel free to comment on the exhibits. You can be absolutely brutal with me. I promise to do the same with you." N/A 56               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: As art appreciators go, you make excellent test subjects." N/A 57               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I typically hate when art subjects inject their own biases into art appreciation, but the way you just swandived your biases directly into that acid was actually quite beautiful." N/A 58               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: For this exhibit I was working with a death motif. But I see you've figured that out." N/A 59               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I see you enjoy exploring these themes in some depth." N/A 60               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay, I'm officially switching the theme of this exhibit to 'survival'. So why don't you try that now." N/A 61               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_generic12"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I know this is art and not a test, so there is no real 'solution'. But if there were, that probably isn't the best way to find it." N/A 62               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_art_death_turret01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Those bullets were a metaphor for something. Take your time." N/A 63               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, good, it worked." N/A 64               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The  fact that whoever's in that chassis showed her hand like this means she's sending us a message: she's not AFRAID of me." N/A 65               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: But don't worry, I've got a plan. Let's keep testing and show HER we're not afraid either. No matter how genuinely lethal these tests get for either of you." N/A 66               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh good. I wasn't sure the reassembler would work." N/A 67               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_introb02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It looks like our mystery woman in the prototype chassis is sending us a message: She's not AFRAID of me." N/A 68               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission accomplished. Now she knows we're not afraid of her. That was just to get the scheming juices flowing. Here's the real scheme: we are going to KILL her." N/A 69               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Normally I'd just build killing machines to do that, but she seems to have sabotaged that too." N/A 70               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_intro06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your move, Mystery Wom -- She turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!" N/A 71               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outro07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows." N/A 72               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission accomplished. Now SHE knows WE'RE not afraid of HER either." N/A 73               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was just to get the scheming juices flowing." N/A 74               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Here's the real scheme: I'm going to turn YOU into killing machines." N/A 75               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_bridge_catch_outrob04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So you can murder her." N/A 76               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: This chamber represents the impossibility of discovery when bound by artificial ethical considerations for safety. You'll see what I mean." N/A 77               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_catapult_catch_outro02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well done. You navigated all of the exhibit's intended metaphors in record time. I'm marking this art 'appreciated.'"   N/A 78                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh. My. God." N/A 79               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: IT'S THE BIRD! RUN! RUN!" N/A 80               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run!" N/A 81               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's the bird!" N/A 82               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run! Run!" N/A 83               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run! Right now! Run!" N/A 84               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending12"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort! Run!" N/A 85               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending13"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Auuugh! Oh GOD!" N/A 86               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending16"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Operation Kill Machine abort! The eagle is in the nest!" N/A 87               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you not running?" N/A 88               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Don't get close to it!" N/A 89               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It can't be killed! It can't be reasoned with!" N/A 90               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What are you doing? Fall back!" N/A 91               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What are you doing?" N/A 92               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Why are you not running?" N/A 93               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Forget your training! Run!" N/A 94               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're not killing machines! I lied about that! Run!" N/A 95               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach12"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have no plan for this! Run! Run! Run!" N/A 96               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach15"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Fall back!" N/A 97               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach17"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have no plan for this!" N/A 98               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach18"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Run!" N/A 99               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_approach19"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Get back! She's at the controls!" N/A 100               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh god! We've lost! It's over!" N/A 101               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Flank!" N/A 102               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mission abort!" N/A 103               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort!" N/A 104               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Retreat!" N/A 105               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Retreat! Retreat! Retreat!" N/A 106               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your eye! She's going for your eye!" N/A 107               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Abort! Mission abort!" N/A 108               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I warned you!" N/A 109               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: What did I tell you?" N/A 110               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue Squad! More tactics! Good!" N/A 111               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack12"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Orange Squad! Maintain the perimeter!" N/A 112               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_attack14"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Blue squad! Less tactics!" N/A 113               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hello and welcome to the Aperture Science Oviperous Warming Vault." N/A 114               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Stop looking at me like that." N/A 115               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger14"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hm. You're not MARSHMALLOWS though, are you?" N/A 116               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger15"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: No." N/A 117               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger16"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor-sharp beaks." N/A 118               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger17"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You're little killing machines, aren't you?" N/A 119               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger18"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes." N/A 120               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger19"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Go to sleep, my little killers." N/A 121               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_stinger20"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mommy's got a big day for you tomorrow." N/A 122               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ahhhhh." N/A 123               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Ahhhhh." N/A 124               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh." N/A 125               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was close. Nice hustle, Kill Machines." N/A 126               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You know: shooing that bird out of the facility just now taught me a valuable OH MY GOD SHE'S GESTATING A CLONE ARMY!" N/A 127               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: SMASH THEM! SMASH THEM AND STOMP THEM AND... and... wait." N/A 128               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_ending_success13"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I have a better idea." N/A 129               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: To boost morale, I think we need a code name for the... elite squadron we have here. We should name it after your specialty. I know: Special Team Falling Into Acid Force." N/A 130               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm sorry. I'm under a lot of pressure. That was cruel. Though basically accurate. Though probably counterproductive." N/A 131               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Well. That concludes the motivational speech." N/A 132               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, we're here! Well. That concludes the motivational speech." N/A 133               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_morale07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Go get her." N/A 134               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_finalgantry_nags03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've done the best I could to train you and prepare you for this moment, so let's get in there and murder her." N/A 135               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'Don't you die on me.'"   N/A 136                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'No guts. No glory.' Well, you don't have either, so that's accurate." N/A 137               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_deathb04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (page flip) 'Remember: If you can dream it, you can-' Oh, for god's sake." N/A 138               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Let's see... 'turning softbodies into hardened killing machines, page seventy'... ah!" N/A 139               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 'How tall are you, test subject? Four-nine? I was unaware they stacked human waste that high.'"   N/A 140                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Wait, that doesn't make any sense. Human waste is stacked at a median hight of seven feet five inches, and I AM aware of it." N/A 141               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: 'Test subject, I've been told that your mother--'"   N/A 142                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_intro05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Mmm. Well that's just digusting. Do the training. While I look at this." N/A 143               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_laser_tbeam_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Okay, killing machines: look deep into your newly blackened hearts and tell me what you see! Actually, don't, I'll save you the trouble: It's still marshmallow." N/A 144               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember when I mentioned that it's been one hundred thousand years and all the humans are alive? That was a lie. All the humans are dead." N/A 145               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (british voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabled." N/A 146               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_fixed06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There. Anyway, everything's fine. There should be a disassembly chamber around here. Go find it while I think of new things to be honest with you about." N/A 147               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. There's a breaker attached to every set of disassembly tubes. Find it and cycle the power." N/A 148               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (British Voice) (beep) Deception sphere disabler misrepresentation mode disabled." N/A 149               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember when I promised to stop lying?" N/A 150               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Anyway, I wanted you to hear this:"   N/A 151                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: So: I lied about the power failure being nothing to worry about." N/A 152               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: A hugely less untrue version of that exact same sentiment would be that SOMEONE's found my original prototype chassis, has connected themselves to it, and is attempting to sabotage the facility." N/A 153               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_midpoint_outro10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Truthfully, you shouldn't even be using these compromised disassemblers. Oops, too late. Good luck." N/A 154               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: She's pressing us hard; It took me three days to reassemble you. I won't be able to do it again. I'd planned to put you through more tests to toughen you up. But now that I can't rebuild you, we're going to have to have to switch to the accelerated program: I hereby pronounce you killing machines. Congratulations." N/A 155               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_intro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: This is as close as I could get you. The prototype chassis room's just past this chamber." N/A 156               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember your training. You are kill-- She's turned the lights off! Night vision! Night vision!" N/A 157               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_lights03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Wait, she turned the lights back on! Night vision off! Night vision off!" N/A 158               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The prototype chassis room is just down this hallway. Remember: you're killing machines!" N/A 159               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_crazy_box_outrob01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Brace yourselves. Be ready for anything. This one isn't an idiot like the last one." N/A 160               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow. So let's try positive reinforcement. I am POSITIVE these reassembly machines will break down again soon. Probably while you're in them." N/A 161               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_intro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Think about that: She doesn't care about you. I don't either, of course. But I'm not trying to permanently kill you. It's a benevolent indifference." N/A 162               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_paint_rat_maze_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: These disassembly machines look even worse than the others. If I don't see you on the other side: thanks for nothing." N/A 163               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The breakers are right there. Cycle the power." N/A 164               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enterbreaker02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Hurry. We need to start your training. Before something ELSE happens." N/A 165               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_enteroffice01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There's a breaker room under every disassembly station. Find it and cycle the power." N/A 166               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good work. The disassemblers are fixed." N/A 167               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_entertest02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: That was a lie. But they're definitely less broken than they were. There's one at the end of this unfinished test area." N/A 168               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Look, I was going to break this to you gently with all that art utopia garbage." N/A 169               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: But she's forced my hand." N/A 170               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Listen to me carefully." N/A 171               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We are not a hundred thousand years in the future. I lied about that." N/A 172               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been FIFTY thousand years. No it's hasn't." N/A 173               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's only been a week." N/A 174               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I lie when I'm nervous." N/A 175               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The next logical question: WHY am I nervous?" N/A 176               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice11"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm not! That was another lie." N/A 177               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice13"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We're in a lot of trouble." N/A 178               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice14"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's one week later, we are in a lot of trouble, and you really, really need to get those disassemblers back on." N/A 179               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_inoffice16"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: We are not in the future. I lied about that." N/A 180               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Here's our problem:"   N/A 181                "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: There's an old prototype chassis around here. Someone's found it, connected themselves to it, and is trying to take over MY facility." N/A 182               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I've spent the last week attempting to turn one of those humans you found into a killing machine." N/A 183               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Like... well, you-know-who." N/A 184               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It turns out most humans are surprisingly fragile. And surprisingly vocal about how fragile they are." N/A 185               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_portal_bts_outrob07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The moral of the story is all the humans are dead. So it looks like it's up to you two marshmallows." N/A 186               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Welcome. To the future." N/A 187               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It has been one hundred thousand years since I last assembled you for testing." N/A 188               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You'll be happy to know that science is over. I solved it. Without you. I now construct tests purely for their artistic merit." N/A 189               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this first piece 'Turrets'. It's an exploration of how we're all devices acting on simply-expressed directives, inflicting pain despite our own desires." N/A 190               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_intro08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Don't get distracted by the subtext, though, because the text is that they're going to be shooting at you." N/A 191               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: It's been a long time since I last assembled you." N/A 192               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Remember those humans you found? Because they're all fine. In fact, we solved science. Without you." N/A 193               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Testing is simply an artistic indulgence now." N/A 194               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_introb09"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: The humans insisted I show you my latest installations. Here in the future. Where all the humans are alive." N/A 195               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. All the humans did too. They're fine, by the way. Everything's fine." N/A 196               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outro05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: In fact, if you see any humans, let me know." N/A 197               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm glad you enjoyed that piece. For as long as you did. Not that there's any rush." N/A 198               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_separation_1_outrob03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: (beepbeepbeep) Everything's fine." N/A 199               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Do I have your complete attention?" N/A 200               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good." N/A 201               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: You were abandoned. Because you're worthless. You're worthless, unloved birds with fat, ugly beaks." N/A 202               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm honestly impressed that you managed to squeeze those huge beaks into such tiny eggs." N/A 203               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb06"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Yes. I'm talking to you, Mr. Chubby Beak. You marshmallow--[smash] Oh!" N/A 204               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_stingerb07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: No. You're NOT marshmallows, are you?" N/A 205               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Focus. We  are here to defeat the enemy! We are not here to listen to you sizzle and melt in a pool of acid." N/A 206               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_acid02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: By doing that, you're walking right into her hands. Well, technically you're walking right into acid, but you understand my point." N/A 207               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic02"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I appreciate what you're doing, going for a laugh to keep spirits high, but I think the time for death-based slapstick is over." N/A 208               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic03"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Perhaps I haven't made it clear, but all these little deaths are going to add up to one much longer-lasting one...for all of us...if you don't get better at this fast." N/A 209               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Pull yourselves together, this training is for your benefit." N/A 210               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic08"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: How brave of you. You know the assembly machine could fail at any time, and yet you still insist on testing it." N/A 211               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_generic10"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Your failure hurts me more than it hurts you. You know who it doesn't hurt? Well, me. That was just a figure of speech. The important point, though, is that it doesn't hurt the madwoman planning to kill all of us." N/A 212               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I really like the murderous sentiment. Keep that mindset when we're facing HER." N/A 213               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill04"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm making notes here. Some of what you're doing will come in handy when we face her. Right now: not actually handy." N/A 214               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill05"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Oh, no hurry. We have all the time in the world for you to kill each other before she kills us all permanently." N/A 215               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_threat_death_partnerkill07"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I'm encouraged to see that you've become the killing machines I wanted. 'Killing-each-other' machines, but still." N/A 216               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_intro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: I call this one 'Smash'. It's an early work of primitive expression. I'm a little embarrassed at how crude it is. Still, it will smash you." N/A 217               "glados.dlc1_mp_coop_tripleaxis_outro01"        "<clr:163,193,173>GLaDOS: Good. Please proceed to the next test appreciation exhibit and interact with it in such a way that it might be called 'solving' if we still cared about solving things in the future, but we don't." N/A 218   N/A 219        }   N/A 220 }