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This is a complete list of Wheatley's voice lines from Portal 2.

Note: Ordered and verified alongside ingame script

Introduction

 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello01.wav|"Hello? Anyone in there?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello12.wav|"Helloooo?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello13.wav|"Are you going to open the door? At any time?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello15.wav|"Hello? Can y--no?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello17.wav|"Are you going to open this door? Because it's fairly urgent."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello18.wav|"Oh, just open the door! [to self] That's too aggressive. [loud again] Hello, friend! Why not open the door?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello19.wav|"[to self] Hm. Could be Spanish, could be Spanish. [loud again] Hola, amigo! Abre la puerta! Donde esta--no. Um..."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello21.wav|"Fine! No, absolutely fine. It's not like I don't have, you know, ten thousand other test subjects begging me to help them escape. You know, it's not like this place is about to EXPLODE."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghello22.wav|"Alright, look, okay, I'll be honest. You're the LAST test subject left. And if you DON'T help me, we're both going to die. Alright? I didn't want to say it, you dragged it out of me. Alright? Dead. Dos Muerte."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghellonag01.wav|"Hello!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghellonag02.wav|"Helloooooooooooo!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghellonag03.wav|"Go on!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghellonag04.wav|"Open the door!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinghellonag05.wav|"Hello!"]]


 * [[Media:Wheatley openingdooropened01.wav|"YES! I KNEW someone was alive in here!"]] Unused version
 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride01.wav|"HA! I knew someone was alive in here."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingfirstlook01.wav|"AGH! You look TERRIB--you look good. Looking good, actually. If I'm honest."]] Unused version
 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride02.wav|"AH! Oh. My. God. You look terribl-- ummm... good. Looking good, actually."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingpanicsituation01.wav|"How are you? How you feeling? Wait. Don't answer that. Too much deep relaxation, what it does is it relaxes the gums. And the vibrations from talking -- on a rare occasion -- can make all of your teeth fall out of your head."]] Unused
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingpanicsituation03.wav|"So: there's PLENTY of time to recover. Just take it slow."]] Unused


 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride03.wav|"Are you okay? Are you - Don't answer that. I'm absolutely sure you're fine. There's plenty of time for you to recover. Just take it slow."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingprepare01.wav|"STAY CALM! Stay calm! 'Prepare.' That's all it's saying. It's just saying 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm going to get us out of here."]] Unused version
 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride04.wav|"Stay calm! 'Prepare' - that's all they're saying. 'Prepare.' It's all fine. Alright? Don't move. I'm gonna get us out of here."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingprepare04.wav|"Oh. You MIGHT want to hang onto to something. Word of advice, up to you."]]


 * [[Media:Wheatley openingyouallright01.wav|"You alright down there? Can you hear me? Hello?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamage01.wav|"Most test subjects do experience some cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now you've been under for... quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamage03.wav|"But don't be alarmed, alright? Because ah... well, actually, if you DO feel alarmed, hold onto that. Because the feeling of alarm is the proper reaction to being told you've got massive brain damage. So if you are alarmed, then it suggests the damage is not as serious as we thought. Although it probably is really serious."]] Unused version
 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride07.wav|"But don't be alarmed, alright? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamage04.wav|"Do you understand what I'm saying? Just tell me 'Yes'."]] Unused version
 * [[Media:Wheatley intro_ride08.wav|"Do you understand what I'm saying? At all? Does any of this make any sense? Just tell me, 'Yes'."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamage05.wav|"Okay. What you're doing there is jumping. You just... you just jumped. But nevermind. Say 'Apple'. 'Aaaapple.'"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamageapplenag01.wav|"Simple word. 'Apple'."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamageapplenag02.wav|"Just say 'Apple'. Classic. Very simple."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamageapplenag03.wav|"Ay. Double Pee-Ell-Ee."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamageapplenag04.wav|"Just say 'Apple'. Easy word, isn't it? 'Apple'."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingbraindamageapplenag05.wav|"How would you use it in a sentence? 'Mmm, this apple's crunchy,' you might say. And I'm not even asking you for the whole sentence. Just the word 'Apple'."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingcloseenough01.wav|"Okay, you know what? That's close enough. Just hold tight."]]


 * [[Media:Wheatley openingoutside01.wav|"Alright, I wasn't going to mention this to you, but I am in PRETTY HOT WATER here."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate17.wav|"How you doing down there? You still holding on?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingoutside02.wav|"The reserve power ran out, so of course the whole relaxation center stops waking up the bloody test subjects."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate05.wav|"Hold on! This is a bit tricky!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingoutside03.wav|"And of course nobody tells ME anything. Noooo. Why should they tell me anything?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingoutside04.wav|"Why should I be kept informed about the life functions of the ten thousand bloody test subjects I'm supposed to be in charge of?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate12.wav|"Oi, it's close... can you see? Am I gonna make it through? Have I got enough space?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate06.wav|"Agh, just... I just gotta get it through here..."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate03.wav|"Okay, I've just gotta concentrate!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingoutside05.wav|"And whose fault do you think it's going to be when the management comes down here and finds ten thousand flipping vegetables?"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate16.wav|"Aggh, see, now I hit that one, I hit that one..."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingnavigate04.wav|"Alright, just a second..."]] Unused
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingstorystraight02.wav|"Okay, listen, we should get our stories straight, alright? If anyone asks -- and no one's gonna ask, don't worry -- but if anyone asks, tell them as far as you know, the last time you checked, everyone looked pretty much alive. Alright? Not dead."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingstorystraight03.wav|"Better yet, don't say anything."]] Unused
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingwall01.wav|"Okay, almost there. On the other side of that wall is one of the old testing tracks. There's a piece of equipment in there we're gonna need to get out of here. I think this is a docking station. Get ready..."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingwallhitone01.wav|"Ohhhhhh!"]] Unused
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingwallhitone02.wav|"Good news: that is NOT a docking station. So there's one mystery solved. I'm going to attempt a manual override on this wall. Could get a bit technical! Hold on!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingwallhittwo01.wav|"Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley openingwallhitthree01.wav|"Whew. There we go! Now I'll be honest, you are probably in no fit state to run this particular type of cognitive gauntlet. But... um... at least you're a good jumper. So... you've got that. You've got the jumping on your side. Just do your best, and I'll meet you up ahead."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags01.wav|"Alright, off you go!"]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags02.wav|"Go on. Just... March on through that hole."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags03.wav|"Yeah, it's alright. Go ahead."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags04.wav|"I know I've painted quite a grim picture of your chances. But if you simply stand here, we will both surely die."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags05.wav|"So, once again, just... move along. One small step and everything."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags06.wav|"Go on."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags07.wav|"On ya go."]]
 * [[Media:Wheatley container_ride_leave_nags08.wav|"Your destination's probably not going to come meet us here. Is it? So go on."]]


 * [[Media:Wheatley openinggoodbye01.wav|"That's the spirit!"]] (at first jump)
 * [[Media:Wheatley openinggoodbye02.wav|"Good luck!"]] (upon fall into vault)