User:Party Escort Bot = Beans/Buy a Product/ARPCD

Please print the following (seemingly random) text block, as it is an essential part of the buying process:

475F2E87AZ23Y7A3B42C54D12DZYUP14 From: Party Escort Bot = Beans

H47E8F121G4H55Z8Z7B272D64F42G452 To: Subject #14826724227226927

B497P41LDM418PER4565DF112FE24856

CD407698251402PO4RT426AL5454GF41

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B-FR-18-27R-42 Output:

Subject #14826724227226927 buying Product #14722842182276242B1827

B-ENUK-18-27R-42 Input:

CLICK_input_SCAN_subject/buy_process/scan

buy_process:delete//createoutput:delete_data


 * You are currently buying an Anti-Reality Physics Cancelling Device.

We are not responsible for any damage dealt to you or your family/friends/house/car/money/books/television/computer/printer/mind, such as:


 * Having gravity turn upside-down and having your head fly to the ceiling
 * Finding bigger-on-the-inside boxes
 * Burning for no reason

Aperture Science is not responsible for any trouble involving Sentry Turrets.

Price: 2.00$

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Please do not be scared of a possible low quality just because the low price. 90% of our scientists believe that science believes that ⅛ of 1.0010214001% of people make 87% low price technologies 79% high quality, and more than 99.9999999% of people believe that more than 98% of science facts are true.

There are a few rules to follow before using this device:


 * 1) This device is very dangerous. Use it at your own risk.
 * 2) Certain people might get nausea and extreme thirst 1 hour after using this device: Do not give them your device!

Please note that gravity can be turned into waffles when using this device.

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