User:BloxxingBlocks/Hoam

In-game role: Core (Blox) (Wheatley-like, but good decisions and green-colored eye) Location: Blox Labs - Control of whole facility (like GLaDOS) Test Subjects: Chell, Mike, Joe, Joseph, Barkley (Apply: email me [REDACTED]) Enemies: Wheatley (Because of the bad decisions he makes) Space Core (Annoying) Allies: GLaDOS Adventure Core Blox Labs Motto: Welcome to Blox Labs. You have been asleep for as long as I can make 2 chambers. Quotes: (from very beginning to the end) Blox: Welcome to Blox Labs. You have been asleep for as long as I can make 2 chambers. Blox: Now please, can you complete them? They are simple. Blox: If you complete them, I will let you go to the break room until I'm done with most of them [Player Completes the tests] Wheatley: Hello? I've breaked out of Aperture, and came here! Blox: I can hear you, Mister blue sphere. [Wheatley escapes and leaves the player] [Calling sound] [Call] GLaDOS: How are you going up, Blox? Blox: Well. Wheatley almost made  escape with him. [Call] GLaDOS: Isn't he in space? Blox: Not anymore. He will do a favor to  and escape with him/her soon. [Call] GLaDOS: Oh no. Turbines, again. I have to go. [Call ended] Blox: [to Adventure Core] Wait over here, please? [to subject] Here you go! The break room. Adventure Core (Rick): What now? Blox: Nothing. Just help me mak-(tape cuts out) [After player completes break room test] Wheatley: {Air horns} Blox: What was that? Wheatley: [Calling sound] Blox: Who's there!? Wheatley: [GLADOS voice] What's going on with the chamber? All good? Blox: Yes. GLaDOS: [Calling]v Blox: AH YOU WHEATLEY!!! [Blox kills Wheatley] GLaDOS: [Call] I am moving to your facility Blox: Okay. But wait a while, I will extend it then call to you. [Call over] [15 seconds later] [Call sound] GLaDOS: Is it done? Blox: Yes. GLaDOS: Coming in a minute, Just let me take the data and backups first. [5 seconds later] GLaDOS: Ok here it is [Unknown]: I am here. Again, are we in 80s? Cave Johnson: This is unsure, again, 80s? Cave Johnson: Black Mesa, you got bought! Blox and GLaDOS: Who? Cave Johnson: I am Cave Johnson. New CEO and founder of Black Mesa. Blox: Don't act like this. Be good. Cave Johnson: I am about to die. How good? Turret: Don't make lemonade Turret: Ow ow ow ow ow ow Cave Johson: Lemonade? THANKS I WILL MAKE 3 BOTTLES! GLaDOS & Blox: NO! Cave Johnson: Why? Radio: [Peppy music] GLaDOS: This radio...again Blox: Why? I hear some transmission morse-codes Radio: [Unidentified morse code] !CONTINUED! Blox: Translated: "wheatley will kill you all" GLaDOS: Ok, all the systems are in high security mode, even wheatley cant do anything. Rick: Yeah, now. Can you let me make one chamber? I've got a suggestion. [After test subject completes chamber] Blox: Back to work - No wheatle- Wheatley: [Simulates alarm bells] Blox: Oh come on, Wheatley! You can't troll me! Cave Johnson: RESTARTING THE FREAKING SYSTEMS! --continued-- Cave Johnson: Okay! Systems restarted. I've smashed Wheatley. He is in the incinerator now. Blox: Are you sure? Cave Johnson: I have over 100 cameras in over 100 dens by someone "Rattmann" Blox: Wait, Rattmann is the one who escaped long ago! Chell! Oh no! GLaDOS: Chell is in the relaxation chamber. Don't worry. Seriously, I moved the whole facility...not really the whole facility but most chambers, so we can have when we run out of. Blox: Not problem. I'm sure we can make more [garbled]ty five chambers. [Distant Explosion] GLaDOS: Sorry. Some chambers are abandon and have too much trash. Heavy or not, it's falling off... [Few seconds later] GLaDOS: Here. I've cleaned off twenty six chambers off. [Assembler Sound] Blox: Huh? GLaDOS: Cooperative testing initative bots being assembled Blox: ATLAS and P-Body. We have enough test subjects for now. Cave Johnson: Yes, I'm alive. I used the potion of ages. It was implimented three years ago. No, don't worry, I'm fine Caroline: Yes, sir. GLaDOS: "Yes, sir." GLaDOS: Yes. I know. Caroline. I never dare to delete her really. Announcer: Test subject "Chell" completed 7 tests. Blox: [to Chell] Congratulations. I've got a surprise for you: Break room. Again. This time - for longer. I made 47 more tests. But we have alot of tests stockpiled. But don't worry. Announcer: Self-sarcasm test completed Blox: Good that's working. Blox: [On website] Here's the first chamber: